The 70's bush, the unkempt and tha need to Draino your throat!!!!
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Posted:May 28, 2016 7:27 am
Last Updated:May 29, 2016 7:06 am
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We all feel the need to be loved, accepted and valued!! There is NO room in my heart for a lady with a MY ERA porn bush!!! The 70's are over and we all got OLD!! Being old( I know) means you don't have the same shits going for you.... like you used too!! Best thing you can do for yourself is.....trim your pubes!! Weed whack that shit!!! PLEASE!!!
LOL!! I swear.....the vaginal area went from ass to navel.... UGH!! Who does that???
But Dice!!! Where does all this come from??? I just seen a blog(MY EYES).....mainly cause the girl/woman had a huge dick in her mouth..... I like those gals....but OMG!!! Huge sasquatch bush!!!
UGH!!!!
Anyhow..... I am tethered to a gorgeous lady with NO bush.... now, please forgive my absence.... I have to oil my pube fro!!!!
Its OK for me!!!
So, I just realized I can add to a blog post all day?? Well, so much for my 100 blog posts per day.... those days are over!!! Pretty much!
I am typing on my very expensive laptop which til one month ago was ruined by Windows 10....or porn?
Or looking at porn containing NASTY 70's bushes!!!
And what's up with the pseudo somewhat comedians on this site now? Weren't we all a BUNCH OF UPTIGHT SWINGFUCKERS WHEN I LEFT????? yes a community of reporters and wanna be Kardashians?? Are those days long past?? Well, that's nice!!! 
I guess, I will see if I can get my harem back..... and if not... at least a dick touch from a 60 year old in Fresno!!!
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Is it LUCK??? Or is this island the worst thing ever??
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Posted:May 27, 2016 6:57 am
Last Updated:May 10, 2024 12:50 pm
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Of what is.....what was..... and what will be.....
It is considerable the time away from this sad place, the irony of leaving for anonymity and sanity verses the need initially for neither.
So, anyways!!! I have cum back on to see what the haps is.... UGH!!! Its the same, 90 year old cougars..... 40 sumthin frat boys and well......Dice.... but I am not sure anyone even cares a this point? I mean who would???? Not when you have a 65 year old in heels who's telling a fabled story about her husband and his best friend???? Now, that's entertainment!!! LOL!!! ......or NOT!!!
Anyhow..... so, I have been working so much, trying to finish the home from hell.... literally! In a company who is too small for my greatness and can only hope to keep up with the much heralded Dice Gonads!!!
Gonads.... who? Penned that word? I think its medical.... but when..... why.... who dammit!!!
Well, you all have an amazing day.... remember brush twice and floss daily!!!
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The ever loving... and totally shagadelic!!!
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Posted:May 15, 2015 10:17 pm
Last Updated:May 15, 2015 10:49 pm
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So, how have you been??? HMNN??? Really.....genital warts??? sounds pain full!!!
SO, I have had exactly 3 LARGE.....apple pie moonshine thingies??? Now, if you're counting..... that's a lot!!!
So, I just thought about coming back to this lame site.....ever restrictive and boring....why would you ask....???
Mayhap's too bring my friends over to a better less restrictive site!!!And its accepted.... not a dirty secret site..... !!!
I get more poon there too!!!
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SO if you are hit on at the gym...should you shower first???
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Posted:Feb 28, 2015 4:59 pm
Last Updated:Jan 24, 2016 2:49 pm
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Did you know???? Are you aware that most gyms have a security detail waiting to throw you into the KLINK for any kinds of Deviant behaviors you might be indulging in.....know what that MEANS??? NO parking lot sex!!!
NONE!!! Even you guys who swim lots and take a pic of your posterior in a thong.... I don't judge!!! ANyways.... SO, my new stinky workout Betty is 20 years younger than I???? WTF???[/SIZE]
Does she NOT see my old man GYM teacher workout shorts???
Those things are made from polyester and wool!!! WOOL dammit!!! That means chaffing and over heated ball sac!!!
Nice arse though..... I was impressed!!! I think It was my current ZZ Top goatee..... Does seem to drive all the ninas crazy??? But I digress.......
Not sure what I was talking about.....Re-Animator.... its on!!!!
Anyhow..... gotta drop sum Deuces!!! Good day!!!
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So..... I just decided/noticed.....my dick isn't as big as my Ego!!!
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Posted:Feb 27, 2015 8:34 pm
Last Updated:Feb 28, 2015 4:51 pm
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SO, who missed me??? Did anybody notice..... The Emperor has returned.... The Greatly Favored King of Canada is back!!!
Yes, such was my day that a UBER pretty lass of 35 decided she wanted a sweaty(butt sweaty) Dice..... seriously.....WTF??? Are you laughing at??? SHe did!!! I just decided her young loins would tax the aging King to the brink of Oblivion.
Anyways, I am eating prunes and cleaning my ears..... I was listening to my headphones......Bluetooth cause I am a modern Hombre, and it was like... I can hear my ear wax crack??? SHeeyah!!!! Gross.....
I think Mary Todd Lincoln was a contributing factor to Honest Abe's melancholy!!! Did I spell that right!!!
Check it out..... the Dice, the mighty One is balancing 3 women's......3 Mine chickens!!!
That's a Gaggle BY Fraggle standards!!!! MY balls are getting sorely vexed....... How do you break up with co-dependent women......Is it a guarantee that they will boil your pet rabbit???
I am sitting in Jello .....its getting warm.....UND I'm chaffing!!!! 
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Run turkey run!!!! The Randemonium of stupidity and other dark places!!
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Posted:Nov 27, 2014 5:15 pm
Last Updated:May 10, 2024 12:50 pm
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LOL!!! So, am all turkey'd up!!! Disgusted and od'd on tryptophan.... LOL!!!
But as sleepy and muddy as a chemical induced can be..... I can never, ever be as stupid as the mixed raced couple with a collective IQ of 2, I been watching for the last hour!!!
AGH!!!! It's difficult watching the less equipped mentally, fight uphill!!!
OK!!! What the heck am I talking about, not sure..... the turkey is taking effect!!!
Was watching ghost stories!!!! Funny, too funny!
Happy Thanksgiving!!!
I am Dice, I can NO longer claim a harem......but I did bang an old lady 3 months ago. So, there!!!!
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Of Poridge, poorboys and bellybuttons!!!!
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Posted:Jul 5, 2014 4:09 pm
Last Updated:Feb 27, 2015 8:48 pm
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Philandering!! (love this knew auto correct) .....get it knew... for new???
I love my mind.... who gives a sorry rats arse if'n only three people here see it that way?
I care NOT!!!! Not ......I say!!!
Anyhow!!!! I have a medley of nudie pic's sent from a lovely admirer, eat your Heart out Canucks..... I am stealing your daughters!!!! Like black man in a room full of blondes!!! Bull in a china shop!!!
I was thinking about using one as my post pic....but I refer to international copyright laws and even MY status and the Late King of Canada can't keep the Interpol fuzz from knocking down me door in hopes of making me the U.N.'s official spokesman!!!
Sorry Mine chickens.... My days of being an impressive representative for the Great State of California are over???
Guess what..... actually did what I agree'd never to do..... I joined a fitness club..... I am there every morn at 4 to 5. 24hrs on Imperial ave. come by you can wipe off the Dice!!!!!
It does suck a true year(maybe more) of NOT really hardcore working out and Now I have to regain former glory infront of novices!!! LOL!! At least they are all lost!!!
I saw this black guy(color isn't important) who had 0 legs and was working back and triceps and shoulders???? Together> Hogging three machines??? 3 body parts.... none to be worked in the same workout!!!
There is a light at the end of Mine tunnel!! She's 50ish and Smoking.... and she stops by me(after my lifting) whilst I ride the recumbent bike to just waste time.... LOL!!! I like you too!!!
Show me your VAGINA already!!!
I just ate sum Malt O MMeal!!! LOL!!! Probably shouldn't have added so much butter my lips are coated like my soon to be carouseled(word?) 50'ish lady will be!!!
Ever smell your fingers after poking at your belly button??? It stinks!!!!
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The return of irreverent debatchery and clymidia!!!
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Posted:Jun 21, 2014 6:10 pm
Last Updated:Jul 5, 2014 3:52 pm
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Now!!! I have had Clymidya and it's not a joking matter....in fact!!! I may have it now......I did use shampoo to didle myself this AM. and it burnt after!!!!
I felt the burn.... I decided next time I'm using a condumb!!!
I have always hate condoms.... just the speed bump on the way to ecstasy feel is what bothered me. Reassurance??? Nah....
Partners protection.... NO..... I just decided my own need to continue with no interruptions for my convenience was paramount .......yes, ArSHOLE!!!!
But she gave me the Climydia!!!!
How the fuck did I get here????
Forget it..... good OLD Dice never had an STD, VD or even bad television reception!!! It's all good!!!
Anyways!!! How have you all been? Grand??
Amazing??? I hope so.... I love you all so much!!!
Did the post part get smaller?? I am not sure but it feels like my text is really tight and constricted??
So, Walking Dead is on tha loop..... so I am gonna grab sum JB and CCoke and finish reminiscing about swollen genitals and green pus!!!
UGH!!!!!
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Blah!!! I've seen better heads on boils!!!
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Posted:Apr 18, 2014 6:50 pm
Last Updated:Apr 21, 2014 4:49 am
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You know....re-visiting your past can be painful, offputting and down right ugly!!
So, am looking at recently at my .....LLLLLLOOOOOONNNNNGGGG term X gal pal!!!! She's has hit the wall..... big wall!!!
She looks old!!!
OLD!!!!! And she's freckled like a muther fucker!!!!! That means skin cancer people.... and I had always wundered if'n her skin tone and her red hair would lead her down the path O melanoma!!!!?
I see a BIG giant blemish!!!!! OH' Rosebud how you torment thee!!!!
ANyways!!!
She GOT a boob job??? Bigger boobs.... I touched em!!! They were pretty..... her face wasn't why does time fuck you so????
I hate to say..... I used to look at her with MMNNNNN!!! Well, let's say her face was so pretty as to be filled with HARD cock each and every night!!!! ( I had a Hard cock then....t'was a different time)....now, now, not so much!!!...she was also a carpet muncher!!!!
So, bare with me.... you 2 readers..... Cobb und..... Jap'arse!!!
I have dranked too much und it's early!!!!
Hey!!! That carpet gal is emailing me.....
Anyways..... yeah. my X's Fracebook..... says....UGLY!!
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Trouble with making friends!!!
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Posted:Apr 14, 2014 6:31 pm
Last Updated:Apr 17, 2014 9:37 pm
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So, there is this new guy at work..... and he's little and he is really thinking Dice can be his workout partner!!!
"you work out right,.....um NO! not really anymore!!!" you can still see it..... the hands are that of a former herculean man who performed huge feats of daring strength for horny women everywhere!!!!
butt!!
I no longer do that!!!! I am going into OLD age riding the Ho Ho express!!!!
No need to routinely warm up with a cool 225 then jump into the heavy stuff.... I just wanna find a BBQ establishment that compares to Rudy's and die of a Happy Heart attack!!!
OMG!!! I am almost outta Rudy's sauce and that shit is the SHIT!!!
Anyways!!! Yeah, nobodies early morning training partner anymore!!!!
Nice to know..that the guns still scream.... I used to be amazing...
Even if the abs now .....say.... please pass the biscuits!!!!
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Mental meanderings, sexual positions and firemen!!!
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Posted:Apr 12, 2014 6:16 pm
Last Updated:Apr 12, 2014 11:33 pm
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Why do women consider firemen HOT??? I seen 2 today that were.... I woman(I'm not) I woulda puked in me mouth!!!
Seriously, not good looking... one looked liked Fester Addams and the other......Seal......you know, the Klume's X!!! Ugly!!! And yet, the fairly pretty......if not too skinny redhead was all kinds O interested?
WHy? I ask again!?
WHy?
Was speaking of life with a younger fella yesterday(in the elevator)....."why are you not banging all these old ladies"....
His answer.....they're gross!!!
"what!!!.... did I hear that right?"
Yeah, fuck these old ladies..... they are all nasty
But, don't you wanna tell your grandkids you
lived.....once?
Fuck no, maybe? Nah! These fucking ladies are stupid
(thinking...damn this cusses a lot) OK, but they all seem easy
There are 2 that I would let give me a blowjob....but I hate them!!
So, after this, my grand advice to this young man to whet his whistle on the easy old ladies working at this FINE, if NOT horribly overpriced establishment... I thought..... have my standards dropped so low that the very inkling of a semi conscious 55 year old is enticing????
Is this the low....low that I've reached??? I was hitting on the old cholla lady with red streaks in her hair after all......(and she knew)....
I think I am officially that disgusting old man that I met 25 years ago who told me to ask the 35 year old waitress on a date(she was smitten) and I was like...ugh.... fuck that, shit!!!! I hate her!!!!
As I start my weekend.....drinking Angry Orchard.... I think..... and think...... and hate that that I was..... and pity that poor stupid fool in the elevator. Who refuses to take this gran OLD mehicano's incredible advice!!!!
I fucking HATE that shit!!!!
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Really 93%???? Really, now???
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Posted:Apr 4, 2014 8:36 pm
Last Updated:May 10, 2024 12:50 pm
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So, I am a 93% match for my own blogs....blogs, blogges I don't know the proper from of plural!!!
Anyways!!! I just decided to hookup with a rather boobalicious friend on Twwitter....... she's pretty!
Ask where Ieave to for months on end.....um...... sometimes dere!!!!
Realy though.... how do you cum up with a 93% match... for yourself???
Viva Chello.....Viva Dice!!!!!
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I won't lie about the size of my dick...but I will certainly evade the question!!!
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Posted:Mar 28, 2014 9:55 pm
Last Updated:May 10, 2024 12:50 pm
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It's really not very impressive!!! "the hell you say DICE!!! It has to be"......believe me!!! It's not!!!
LOL!!! Working downtown does certainly have it's benefits and one...is HOT!!!!! Property managers....I missed that about true commercial work.... and I don't use HOT loosely!!! This woman has MAGIK in her labia!!!! Well, I haven't really seen her labia yet!!! But she has me questioning my relational status!!!!
That's hot....been a while since I thought.....hmnnnn......what if!!!
I suppose it's the heels, as a latino it is in my soul to appreciate a good looking woman in heels.....um.....preferably leaning over a low rider car....but!!! You see how this could entice a hispanglic????
It's confusing....truly confusing!!!
I am going off 2 hrs of sleep in 2 days.... if'n I ramble.... blame the Apple Orchard and sand man!
So, remember I was talking about an old "friend" who once in a while plays with the Dice's pee pee.... I think she may have died??? That or she finally cut our ridiculously one sided relationship off???
Either way.... I have but a single sex partner these days! And with my ridiculous work schedule.... getting the juicy vag on tha regular is probably a 's wet dream!!!!
But at least no one will laugh at me when I pullout the 3 inch hammer!!!!
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