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Welcome to The Dice's blog!!! An amazing place where Unicorns frolic and women throw their panties!!! My blog is meant for fun, please be drama free and happy!!!! Trouble makers will be dealt with!!! Horny ladies will be buttered!!!

Dice loves you all!!!
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Pinin for the fiords!!!
Posted:Nov 26, 2012 4:22 am
Last Updated:Mar 8, 2013 6:51 pm
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Hey!!! Just noticed sumthin??? Where's My Moll's???

Anyways!!!! Stretching and getting ready for a quick full body workout!!!! My coffee hasn't kicked in.... and me polly ins't awake!!!!

Wakee!!!! Wakee!!!

SO, as the new work week starts!!! I wish you all a great day and a productive week!!

Have a great one!!!!

Back to add!!! Is it me??? Or are all the bloggers pinning for VisionPersonals.com's affection lately??? UGH!!!!!

I mean, as a generalized question get a minimum of NO less then 20 people commenting back?? LOL!!!!

Anyways!!! Gonna trim me mustache now!!!! Oh yeah! Dice is sportin a stache' now!!! And is the apple of every mexican ladies eye!!! Serious!!! Mexican women love it.....too bad I just don't eat burritos and chimii-changa's!!!! UGH!!!!!!

(waxes the stache)
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HoW Lazy are You??? Dice ask's a quesTion!!!!
Posted:Nov 25, 2012 9:44 am
Last Updated:Mar 7, 2013 3:10 pm
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As many of you are smart enough to realize!!! The ALL Powerfull Dice is quite Lazy in this incarnation!!!!

True, I do not go to sleep with idea'rs..... wake up wit... or compoSE over'ly long bloG entries!!!

What I do know is.... blog supremacy!!!


And I know thAT If'n I answer all ME blog comments!!! I will retuRn to Blog poPularity within a pitance of time!!!!

I do.... have a Question? Do you have to answer all Your comments???

Is it good bloggy manners??? I am trying to keep up with the 4 of you..... but do YOU try to reply to everything??? IS IT PROPER TO DO SO??????


IF THAT'S THE CASE THER'S A TRANS-SEXUAL WHO IS EXPECTING A REPLY???? UGH!!!!!!

(edit) so, 3 in the morning last night..(WATCHNG bIG bANG t)..and my lady love offerS up sum pooney!!!! Am I A GAY for not taking up the offEr???(WAS IT THE jIM bEAM??) I often think back on the horny-ness of my youth.....where did it go?? is it in the attic with my collectable's??? Is it in a box with a bunch of priceless toys??? Last time I remember having it was up there..... 9 years ago!!! Fuck!!! I hate the attic....always cum out itchy!!

well, If'n I don't find it.... I'm calling that HOT TRanny!!

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Radumb musings!!! Bliss and other sissy sh#t!!!
Posted:Nov 24, 2012 11:46 am
Last Updated:Nov 25, 2012 9:33 am
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The one thing I haven't been since I came back here is.... am Proud to say !!!! MEAN!!!!

I haven't stopped by the blogs of the gays and lesbi-on's just to laugh at their mistakeN life choices!! Have made it a point to ignore the FATTies faires, musings and (gulps) nude pic's and offers of "if you were only here? you could touch these"..... all KINDS of ugh, there!!!!

LOL!!!!


I'm older now!!!! And if you wanna post pic's of your size 26 ass in heels and stockings.... CHOICE is your's!!! If you wanna post equally disturBing pic's of your gravity HATING tit's again....your perogotive???(although, I wish you'd think it over)

Go ahead!!!! Tell me about your polyamourous life style and how you consider it healthy to fuck 20 guys at 50's and above party!!! And how this life stye is actually a healthy thing for you and your family!!! I won't judge!!!

Or go terribly Formula on your blog post a pic with sum stupid statement about and wait for the BLOG BOTS to answer with inane banality!!!! I got Nothings to say about that!!!

Things are the way they always been here!!!

And I just wanna say!!! I love blowjobs and MY dick getting sucked by OLDER women in heels, stockings .....and also love when their chubby fingers grab ME junk!!!.... and watching there gravity tits swaying like pigs in a hammock!!!

I like when My favorite female blogger here writes her formula blogs and even I comment with my own brand of inaneness and banality!!!

Thing is..... you'll never see pic's of fairies, the word BLISS And or Musings in this BLOG!!!!

EVER!!!!!!
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The SuBjekt fer today is Musik and festive faSting!!!
Posted:Nov 24, 2012 8:40 am
Last Updated:Nov 26, 2012 4:10 am
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So, the day after Thanksgiving in my family Has alWays been far more Celebratory and festive then the actual day of Thanksgiving!!

Thanksgiving is the WHOLE clan of mexicans and their loser...married in's.... or in my cousins case... HER BABY DADDY, who is damned lucky I spent more time worried about my recently widows granny then his stoned ass!!! One day!!! ONE DAY!!!!

Ghetto people have low expectations and my cousin is living proof!!! I blame upbringing!!!

Musik!!! this post is gonna involve Music!!!!

My brother's are musically inclined!!! Infact had we had more parental involvment?? We could have been the 80's Jonas Bro's????

My Fav. sisters hubby is also a bass player!!! Even if he is from a different era and likes Iced Earth??? WHo the fuck!!!!

Anyways!!! Prandora is programmed to Pantera all night.... drinks ensued and the topiK of DisCussion!!!! Megadeth???? Metallica??? Slayer??? C.O.C??? Queensryche??? See... My taste in musik is as broad as Durty Gal's vagina is wide!!

Staples in my current Srony Wralkman are....
Coheed and Cambria
Dokken
Ozzy
Primus
Rush
Powerman 3000
Rob/ White Zombie
Sanctuary
Slayer
Queensryche
Queen

Megadeth

Red Hots
The Cure
The Smiths
COC
Rollins band

Danzig
Testament
Pantera
Black Label Soc.
various 80's crap......

Did you notice???? NO metallica!!!! When did they lose their balls??? At what point did the wheels fall off the Hetfield Express???? Was it truly when they Fired The Mighty DAve Mustaine???

as, is my suspicion???!

OK!!! Old Metallica is pretty easy musically.... but it sounded cool!!!!

Drinking... arguing!!! Drinking... laughing!!! some body brought out an acoutiK.... we could to a man play Metallica.... the same couldn't be said for Mega Dave's songs!!! They require chops!!! And not the immpresive mutton one's!!!

True Metallica is a staple for idiot white guys!!! But we are all well educated Mehicans and being the product of community college had this thing pegged!!!


The general concensous was Megadeth stayed relevant and Metallica has declined along with they're hairline every year!!!! Where do you stand??? Wether you have ever palyed anything??? You have ears right??

where are you....And for what reason???

Remember!!! saying Lars was cute 20 years ago.....won't
cut it!!!
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Hindsight is always 20/20......but looking back it seems a bit fuzzy!!!
Posted:Nov 23, 2012 7:42 am
Last Updated:Nov 24, 2012 11:11 am
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Immortal.....words sung by an equally immortal Guitarist!!! The ever angry Mr.Dave Mustane!!! Fuck Metallica, hairfalling out poser's who's Like me beloved Chargers have erroded over the years!!!

anyways!!! Black Friday!!! And I am searching the who's online for a woman with pretty brown tits and HUGE brown nipples!!! LOL!!! I don't know what it is about huge saucer sized nipps!! My tastes, like Kirk Hammets hairline have broken down oer the years!!!

LOL!!! I just won sum money from Target??? For spending thousands last month!!!!

I guess everybit helpS!!!

YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU GET OVERLY HOT CHICKS LOOKING YOU OVER??? HERE??? I THINK THEY MAY BE SETUPS???

JUST A THOUGHT!!!!

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Of loud negro shindig's, rousing family gatherings and unfullfilled sexual expectations????
Posted:Nov 23, 2012 7:22 am
Last Updated:Nov 24, 2012 8:02 am
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NexXus 6!!! I am going to contact the Tyrell Corporation and have an artificial woman made ...whom!!! Doesn't come over half drun und too tired to take care of simple womanly DOOTIES!!!!!

Like Blowjobs!!! BJ's are a requirement for a solid relationship!!!

And I don't even care if the woman is bleeding??? YOU LADIES HAVE A RESPONSIBILTY TO FELATE US GUYS UNTIL WE AT LEAST CUM IN YOUR HAIR!!!

I mean your here!!!! My dick is HERE!!! AND THE SHOWEr IS OvER THERE?
tHE feativeness of my thanksgiving yesterday was dampened by the loss of My Granfather earlier this year!!! Sad!!! But it was expected and I know he's in a better place now!!! So, my yesterday was rather blah!!! Not to mention my problems!!!

LOL!!!! But that Niggaz partay went on for hours??? seriously, I was waiting to here sirens at sum point..... at least it weren't mexicans and there was NOT the unmistakable sound of gunshots and knife weilding battlecries!!! AYE!!! YEAH!!!

So, sipping coffe(costco brand...cause I'm cheap) and get ready to buy more toys for needy childrens online!!! I say!!!! God bless.... My chickens!!!! Have a great day!!!
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Gonna stuff the turkey on both sides!!!! Then, I'm gonna need a shower!!!
Posted:Nov 22, 2012 6:42 pm
Last Updated:Nov 25, 2012 1:54 am
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(Watching a History of Violence!!!)

SO, I have a date tonight!!! Very pretty....visiting "family"!!!

Family, HER family is taking all my poo-poo, poonie time!!! You know I love me sum ass time!!! And the pumpkin pie eating fucks are taking it from me!!!

And then!!! There is a family of Ghetto peoples outside screaming cause of the tryptophan!!! I think they're negro's?? Cause I hear clicking and drum beats??? I hope only turkey is on the menu!!

So, I am gonna get fucked.... tonight!!! Woooo Hooo!!! I think I will make her put on the cupless corset, braid her hair then play with her HUGE!!! Box of silicone play items!!!! Porn usually gets her in the mood, a little girl on girl, strap on lesbo's tend to make my mouth water too!!! In goes the ass plug, on goes the vibrating monkey(with a banana)in goes my Dice Hammer into the complaint department!!!! Continue that for a bit!!! Like 1 hour(cause Dice is all Man)

Then the fucking starts!!! Yeah!!! Ass lubed, dick slippery with anticipation, she eyes it!!!! Throbbing!!!! Veins pumping precious life's blood into a boner you've only read about in cheap dime store novels!!! Her ass is mine!!!! Gently at first as to not wake the rabbit, disturb the headhunters outside or the mexicans across the way!! Who are probably watching novellas??

SO, her ass!!! See, with ass paly you gotta finesse it in...a common mistake of the hershey novice is to get excited and thrust it in.... UNLESS YOUR IN PRISON... A NO NO!!!!!

......AH!!!! fUCK THis STory!!! i AM probably gonna fall asleep anyways!!!!

But If the OLD Man can stay up??? I am gonna at least gonna get a free Blowjob!!!! Or I am Gonna go all Bill Sykes on her ARSE!!!!

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What's tha matter? Ain't ye never seen a TOFF before???
Posted:Nov 22, 2012 12:51 pm
Last Updated:Nov 23, 2012 6:49 am
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As I get ready to head over the river and through the woods...and get drunk with my cousins

I think of MY holiday traditions!!!

1. watch Oliver the musical with me boys(my actual boys)!!!
2. WATch A charlie Brown Thanksgiving
3. To wish you all a very fine Holiday!!! Have a great one my friends!!!!

Hope to see you soon, travel safe!!!!
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And I don't eVen care if your a ?? You've stolen my heart!!!!
Posted:Nov 21, 2012 5:32 pm
Last Updated:Nov 22, 2012 7:33 pm
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(Painted Shiny Face....Corrosion Of Conformity)

One thing!!! I have always enjoyed here is/was the "look who's on page" here!!! Truth be told this site is a tad harder to navigate and boatloads more restrictive...

But hey!!! If I really was that hard up??? I could actually fork over the 49.95 per month to can-oodle with ladies of the night, trangendered admirer'r's and the ONE!!! Yep!!! I said it!!!

I just spotted her!!!! Mid forties!!!....er??? More like a welll put together 50 and stacked like Dwayne the Rock Bo johnson!! I love rock HARD OLDER lady tits!!!! So, I see her and like me Dice heart skips a beat....

Has actually happened here twice.... LOL!!! Once it was a dude!!! LOL!!!! UGH!!! Dice you fag hag!!!!

I (says it shyly) Hotlisted her!!! (sighs) I wunder??? Will today be the day I get her return email??? Will she make me wait??? I know Dysney .com is making me!!!
RAt bastards!!!! I got needy waiting for those presents!!!!

sERIOUSLy!!! I do that every year!!! I mean!! What the freaking fuck good is a credit card if'n you aren't buying leSS fortunate 's christmas stuff right???

We are finally having a toy drive at work and (thanks to Dice) this year hopefully alot of will be a little happier!!

aND jUST SO you Know!!! I did use My title to threaten employees and Vendors into Being a little Better this year and forking over sum stUFF!!!

i seriously LOve LafFy Tfty!!! deeelicious!!!

LOL!!! My Darn veggie sub has me feeling twisted!!Plus my body clock.... am I the only person who's poopy need to deficate at the same time everyday???

OK!!! Gonna post this post and see if I received my beloveds email!!!!

I did get a pretty HOT email from a Very Pretty girl yesterday!!! She showed me her mamm's!!!! MAndy!!!! If I only wasn't afraid of YOU!!!!

Felon!!!!
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I don't sPeak to Biggets!!!
Posted:Nov 20, 2012 5:32 pm
Last Updated:Nov 21, 2012 4:39 pm
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(written to Loudness's This Lonely Heart)..... and don't you Muther fuckers laugh at my need to listen to 80's era jap's who mostly didn't know what they were singing and had big hair!!!!

WTF???? What Happen to My FAG pic??? Serious!! I had a cool pic of a Gaggle of Homo's to represent my melancholy and infinite sadness depicted in 4 HOT GUYS!!!!!

Anyways!!! I guess, my HOT Guy talk will entice my recent BI admirier to re-email me about sucking me dry!!!?? Gross!!!! LOL!!!

I did just get a cool email with a Hot set o boob's!!!

So, are we taking off posted photo's again??? UGH???

Here we go.....again!!!
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of a BITCH!!! Is it too late to take her back to the hospital???
Posted:Nov 20, 2012 4:20 pm
Last Updated:Nov 21, 2012 6:02 am
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Like many of you!!! I am the proud owner of an adult , UGH!!! And Unlike many of you!!!! I HAVE BEEN THERE AS A PROVIDER DURING EVERY SPOILED MOMENT OF HER LIFE!!!

Today!!! Today makes me wanna make that next year move to The Sunshine state right the fuck now!!! seriously, pack my shit abandon 2 sets O and 2 baby momma's and start all over with an indian woman who's eggs have all dried up....in a house that cost a third of what I pay now!!!!

are great!!! My boys are uber coolness and they AT LEAST!! still look up to me!!!? But adult childrens could be considered a pain in the ass at the best of times!!!

Anyways!!! had to scream from the top of the highest mountain!!! I LOVE HER....but man I should let her mom do the baby drop thing!!!

Work!!! LOL!!! Another pain in the tookis!!! Why, am I always saddled with lesser co-workers???

N'ough!!! O the Dice crying like a 40 year old man who's greying goat and sagging man boobs are the least of his current worries!!

I am gonna go rent Twilight and pop sum corn and kill myself!!

Dice!!!
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What happens when you aren't stimulating yourself on a regular basis!!!
Posted:Nov 17, 2012 11:04 pm
Last Updated:Nov 22, 2012 7:54 pm
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SEE!!!! You end up 2 and a half hours past your bedtime... with both computers open(to porn) whilst curiously spying Zak from Ghrost Adventures!!!!

OH!!!AND i'M looking at my distance to middle aged women and seeing if our cupid settings match??? LOL!!! Like my penis cares??

Goodness be?? Anyways!!! Can't sleep the Cytophil is calling and I need to be emptied!!! I haven't bought MEself a christmas present in years!!! How would I go about hiding one of those 5 thousand dollar love dolls???

I would think keeping her in an nonworking refrigerator would alone arouse suspicion?? Specially if it really were a quality doll????? Attic??? Nah!! The effort involved would be too much... plus the itch would remind me too much of my wasted youth in Mexico!!!

They sell those half dolls??? But I mean if your gonna embarass yourself????? MAY AS WELL GO ALL OUT!!

RIGHT????
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Confessions, Cereal and a well time email!!!!
Posted:Nov 17, 2012 4:35 pm
Last Updated:Nov 20, 2012 4:21 pm
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this sucks!! I look up sexy office chicks and all I get is chinks??? are asians the only people who work in offices now???

Are you considered a professional??? I mean do you work in an office??? Take over an hour lunches and occasionally bang the easy office sales staff??? HMNNN???

If that what being professional takes than YES!!! Dice is professional, remember back when I posted daily, usually round 1-2 in the afternoon and had oodles of time to blog fight, canoodle and patronize??? Well, I don't have that kinda time these days.

The boss I had moved on....leaving the Good OLD DiceMan to move in an rule the roost!! I am a cock of a cocksman!!! Anyways!!! I am now white collar.... er black, more often!!! But when you are carousing with fellow white collars you use email!!


"yes, I know I'm right next to you!! But I want proof you heard me"!...................ugh!!!!

Well, with our new....CO's.... emails the rule thang!!! AND EVEN IF I CONSIDER IT A CHICKENSHIT WAY TO OPERATE!??? I DO GET PAID WELL!!!

So, (sighs) just launched me complaint over an employees conduct!! But did preface, by saying he could be worked with and probably made into a productive member of our sad business family!!!

Besides my smart phone's battery is to shit and my email is the only way to reach me for a couple days!!!

But what is the thing with ineffectual bosses and the need to take care of all their worlds woes through email!???


Anyways!!! I like uglier to somewhat non attractive women!!!(BEEN TOLD THIS...R.... YOU LIKE WOMEN WHO AREN'T AS PRETTY AS YOU) I am not saying any of my friends HERE!! are ugly!! Just saying... In a group of Nancy Kerrigans... I'm picking the Tanya HArding!!

Yep!! With trash, trailer parks and missing teeth that's what Dice eats!!!! So, my preoccupation with UGLY women has me stumbling onto a trannies blog??? UGH!!!! I though VisionPersonals.com stopped letting deviants post here???

I am NOT republican... but do NOT believe in letting wrong minded people fuck whatever they want??? THEN TELL ME ABOUT IT!!!

ARGH!!!!!


I am typing, dropping the Deuce and getting ready to go to WalMart.... I need me sum shredded wheat and maybe, someones ugly Granny too!!!

Love me them navel titties too!!!! Something so fine about a woman with mileage on her...... lots of it!!!!
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