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Posted:Nov 15, 2012 4:50 pm
Last Updated:Nov 17, 2012 11:31 am
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GAY JOKES ASIDE!!!
K!!! I always played at the GAY shit but!!! UGH!!!!
No!! Mr. well hung bi guy!! NO!!! Dice is all man!!!
ANal should only be practiced t'ween ladies with a stap-on anyways!!! I SEEN THA MOVIES!!!
LOL!!!! gROSS!!! Needless to say! I politely didn't answer!!
Have any of you gotten offputting mail as soon as you came back to take over...???
Makes me wanna leave again!!!! 
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Confessions of a HAGGIS lover and other things to do with sheep!!!
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Posted:Nov 14, 2012 2:13 pm
Last Updated:Nov 17, 2012 11:32 am
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UGH!!! I swear thay make snake food like this??? I mean hamburgers are grand!!!! Meat processed through a grinder, muscle, gristle, bone sinew and nerve....MNNN!!!MMMNNN!!! GOOD!!!
But sheep bladder stuffed with equal parts shit and meat??? Gross!!! Anyways!!! As thanksgiving nears Dice is doing his flavors of the world thang!!
Ya Know....people who eat gnu heads swimming in milk, blood and piss!!! LOL!!! UGGHHH!!!
aNYWAYS!!! Not really, I don't care what you eat this holiday!! But.... if your hungry for two hearty balls and and equally filling Penalis???
KIDDING!!! Never ask for sex! The old tried and true don't ask you'll receive bit!!! Gonna work right??? Some Chick(probably FAT) is gonna read this and think! FINALLY A MAN OF INTEGRITY!!!
Then we'll hook up you'll think
OK!!! The sex was short but maybe! He's tired??
Then you'll think well he's kinda rude.... but probably tired from work???
Finally you'll go.... ok!!! I guess I desereved that???
HAAAA!!
So, got the painful migraine thing going.... sucks haven't had one in months.... and two within as many weeks!!!!!
OUCH!!!
Have a great one... gonna pop sum Cedrine then prepare for all the holiday poon I asked Santa for this year???
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i NEVER SAId I was the Best BLogger here!!!! But I was!!! AM!!!
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Posted:Nov 12, 2012 7:16 pm
Last Updated:Nov 17, 2012 4:45 pm
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Lot's o stuff goes through a persons head when they revisit old haunts!!! Such as..... friends, enemies and casual aquaintences. Also past reigns!!!! Now! I used to rule the blogs the same way I rule the hearts of a collective few??(don't know why) Anyways!!!
Appeal!!! What is it??? Some people get you sum don't...infact just the other day! I was reading OLD comments.... and the honesty was if NOT refreshing....well.....honest!!!
I NEVER GOT YOU....BUT WELCOME BACK??? Peaches!!!! UH!! LOL!!! I don't get me sometimes either!!!
Same way I don't get whiney FAT gurl blogs!!! Searching for a soul mate is SOOOOO 70's!!!
I am gonna stay here for a while!!! And who knows??? MAybe? Recapture my rightfull place atop VisionPersonals.com's blogplace??? I know not??
I do know this..... I have grown out of picking fights, starting trouble and making fun of FATTies!!! I have matured!!! I have grown in my self imposed exhile!!!!
But I realized something away..... you need me!!! and half a day seeing what has become of this place without me!!!! I AM CONVINCED.... MY RETURN COULD NEVER BE MORE IMPORTANT THAN NOW!!!
YOU LUCKY MUTHA FUCKS!!!
Dice hopes his being here helps you!!!
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Fool Me once!!!!
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Posted:Nov 12, 2012 4:29 pm
Last Updated:Nov 12, 2012 6:55 pm
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OK!!! So, now I knwo why I leave then come back!!! Leave then come back!!!!
it's that FAT chicks... the FAT chicks and their love blogs!!! LOVE BLOGS ARE AWSUM!!!! there is always fairies on love blogs!!! There are always teacup saucer sized nipple on love blogs!!!
Is it only FAT women who clammer for love??? Hot chicks just want sex.... sex and money!!! In whatever order???
But The FATTIES!!! They tell you about twilight, puppies, their divorce and inner most desires!!! Those desires may ....or may not involve chocolate cake and black penises!!!!
The Dice.... well....the Dice doesn't like the stickyness of fucking in a pool filled with chocolate goodies!!! I HATE being sticky!!!!! HATE!!!!
I feel like I need to jack one off now??? Weird???
Turkey serving plate nipples!!!!! YOU DO IT TO ME EVERYTIME!!!
Long live Blogs!!!! Long live The Loaded One!!!!!(soon to be unloaded)
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Darn you scooba Steve!!!
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Posted:Nov 12, 2012 3:53 pm
Last Updated:Nov 12, 2012 6:58 pm
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mutha fuck, shitass, cunt!!!!!
I just lost like a whole freaking life story!!! ARGHH!!! Fu.......ck!!!
Anyways, not gonna recant my story about the Dice's smelly baby funk nor will I dazzle you with my erroneous text from random people about equally random and inconsequential bullshit!! But Now !! I know how to make Bruschetta!!! MNNN!!!
Prometheus is an awsum movie!!! I love it!!! Is it gay to think David Fassnberger is a cool robot??
I never once boned out when he was in 30o???
Anyways!!! Hey Dirty Gal... I am glad to see you!!! I am gradually easing meself back into tha blogs and hope to reconnect with my harem of Kanadien poon nannies very soon!!!!
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considerations for the bold at heart and handjobs from older caring hands!!!
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Posted:Nov 11, 2012 7:15 am
Last Updated:Nov 12, 2012 4:33 pm
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I thought about explaining the where's and what's.....the adventures and recent conquests experianced during my time away!!!
Nah!!! Let's juat say.... i didn't break any OLD LADY hymen records nor did I cripple half of the FAT blonde woman population of SAn Diego!!!! What I did do was break it orft with the OLD reliable, yes she of the parking lot blow job and cum over when My Old Man is gone!!!! LOL!!
Dice is getting too old to be jumping through windows anyways!!!
Anyhow, yeah, T'is Sunday and as I mentally prepare mine mind for yet another SHIT filled week I wunder!!!! Does everyone HATE their boss? Seriously, I got along with the guy for the most part til he moved into a GM position! NOW!!! URGHH!!!!
Don't get wrong.... not in anyway afraid or intimidated by the guy!!! But the ability for upper management not to see fairly obvious problems baffles me!!!!
Am I the only one??? Are pain in the arse customers and badly GM's my LOT in LIFE????
I tell ya!!!
Anyways..... the eliptical lady wasn't having any.... and the chubby breakfast chick was busy..... I settled for a lotiony Saturday!!! UGH!!! You know weights will really give you sum nasty calouses and in turn tear up your penis!!! You've been warned!!!!
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is it ME??? or is the sausage pretty prevalent around here!!!
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Posted:Nov 10, 2012 5:46 am
Last Updated:Nov 12, 2012 3:56 pm
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Buenos Tardes Amigos..hola My good friends!!!(words from an awwsum WEEN song!!!) And a warm greeting to you!!!!
Anyways!!! Yeah, lots of dudes here now!!! LOL!! Okay, Dice your on a sex site and you expect the ratio of women to far excede or slightly outweigh the men???? LOL!!! Dumbass!!![SIZE 3] You find me a wise mexican and I will show you a stripper who was only doing to pay her way through college!!!
As I type in this lonely Anaheim Bano.. I wunder!!! Is easy, uncomplicated sex out there??? Will I find that unencumbered mother of 1, recently divorce with a bevy of cheap lingerie and need to experiment with a new toy monthly??? HMNNN????
Maybe??? I need to go to the Dollar store and search!! I know I can find HER there.... to bad she'd have taken the bus to get there!!!!
UGH!!!!
But Whatever!!! WHY complain? HMNN??? Well, there is an old lady doing the eliptical.... gonna see if she needs a towel???
Remember and old one counts as two...simply due to the age factor!!
The removable dentures are just a bonus!!!!
Have a great one!!!!!
Dice is here!! He's NOT Queer..he's out!!!!
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The Return of the Kanadian Dicktator.... and ass yeast infections!!
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Posted:Nov 8, 2012 7:17 pm
Last Updated:Nov 17, 2012 10:34 pm
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Ever have that totally inKurable ass itch?? You know the kind that keeps ya up at night poking your most delicates of delicates with a sharpened NO.2 pencil???
Poke....poKe....Poke....poke. poke!!!
Anyways!! Yeah, really nasty itch!! HMNNN? Well, I nver had those you nasty FUCKS!! That's really gross..... I SAY YOU GET OF THA OBAMMACARE AND TAKE CARE O' DAT!!!
SERIOUSLY, YOUR ass(not mine) smells when ya got that yeasties!!!
So, yeast infections and smelly poops(as I'm making now from Me laptop in tha John) or as the Equally yeastie and smelly french say... the La trene??? Spelled right??
I digress!!! What were we just talking about???
Oh!! The Dice'isms that have been stored up!!!
Stories of Mighty Men, Ugly older women and foul mouthed blowjobs!! True dat my nigs!!
Hallavatosis mouth and your quite clean Johnson can cause some serious groin funk if not properly washed away!!!
Take it from me.... the return visit was not in order!!
LOL!!! No long drawn out return to blogs here!!! And wasn't my grand return supossed to include an Ode to Olivia Newton Jon???
Liar!!
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The OG blog wizard disucovers a CURE for Vaginosis!!!! And the itch that follows!!
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Posted:Jun 18, 2012 7:14 pm
Last Updated:Nov 8, 2012 7:17 pm
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That is a bold statement....Dice!!
Do you have any proof??? Or is this anotheR inane attempt at wooing the masses into drinking the OH... so! once potent Dice cool aid???
Yeah!!! T'was just another statement lacking both forthought and class..... IF I have offended anyone who is currently battling the dreaded disease VAGA-NOSE-SIS.... forgive!!! As often happens the Mighty one has slipped on a banana peel, stuck is bloody foot in his mouth and yes!!! Even stepped in the venerable "you saw it but still stepped in it DOGSHIT".
Alas, time will tell if my attempt to woo any of the OH SO MANY cottage cheese suffering, over 40 ladies searching for MR. Right on a sex site!!! But I digress!!!
What were we talking about.... ah!!!
MY shoes!!! Yay!! I say... to workout in SKeletoes is a dandy thing... they have grippies and even pads.... amazing!!! The wonderment of inventiveness!!!
Too words!!!! come to mind.... during this post!!!
Different....
Shower....
The different is... that... when I left.... the site seemed SOMEWHAT familiar. It is a navigational nightmare... ugh!!!
Shower.... Dice you need one!!!
Hasta La Visat Mi Chickens.... your friend, and sometimes gynocologist...... The Dice!!!
Buenos Panochitas.... which means I can smell my arse form where I'm sitting!!!!
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Who licked Dices GLORY HOLE? ....T'is durty back there!!!
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Posted:Jan 26, 2012 5:02 pm
Last Updated:Jun 18, 2012 7:00 pm
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JOkes und sodomy aside... Am NOT back!!!! I did not miss any of you!!! And I just thought you'd all benefit from a healthy dose O Dice wizdumb and a fullfillment(spelled righT) to your womanly yearnings and need to sado masochise yourself!!!
Dice felt more then heard the rumblings!! They Cum from somewhere deep... a place, only a man experienced the ways of pleasing a woman could ever possibly hear!!! Sheeyah!!! Am MAN who's seen the void.... seeded it and then left without saying "I love you".
As I wait for my lesbian yearning.... Baby sitter edition to load!!! I wunder!!! Whom did I come back to VIsit...???... The last time I posted, was done on a whim... never really wanting to re-do the Dice thang... I am tired of being the ONLY GUY here with a set of semi wrinkled cojones and a extremely healthy man crush on a former Governor who cheated on hs very ugly wife with and equally ugly housekeeper!!!
I admitted to my cousin.... I would also fuck an ugly OLD chick... just to improve my numbers(and have) and to make the UGLY old broad feel a little bit better about herself!!
But where was I???? Posting!!! Ah Posting.... taken a back seat to lesbian mothers who wanna school the young and willing sitters of the before mentioned ladies childrens!!!
Childrens!!! Ha!! I said something surprisingly racial about chilluns today!!! "OMG!!! R, you didn't just say that?"....
LOL!!! YES!! I did my chickens, I did!!!
I won't go into details.... about what was said....lest I leave novice Dice readers thinking...
1. this guy is a racist asshole who thinks way too much of himself...
2. this guy is a racist asshole who really thinks he funny, whilst simultaneously thinking way too much of himself...
3. I know this guy has a small dick, that probably drips and when is does function can't keep it hard for more than 15 minutes...
LOL!!! Losing my train of thought... and those damn zombies are in the fucking cargo hold.... stay out!! Call the tower and bring all the fucking unhurt passengers to the front of the plane!!!
That's why STUPID fucks get eaten.... that is why!!!
OH!!! Lady U!!! Sorry, like I said... I came back and wrote my last 2 Dice posts in like 15 minutes...
Moll's.... LOve you too much and really did miss your beef jerky ass!!
Boo Boo pussy Kitty... LOL!! You know the Nigger side of me love it some white ass!!!
And Super lez!!! HAAAA!! HAAA!!!
Anyways!!! I have long since forgotten the reasons for this post!!!
And I am in serious negotiations with myself on the voracity(used in the right context??) of the speculations of a Dice full blown, properly equipped return???
Just don't know if the battery is full up!!!
Mis Lovlies!!!
Well, anyways!! You all have a great day!!! Have a HOT lesbian mom to watch seducing an innocent watcher of bebe's.... and I think if things workout??? I may finally have a reason to replace that bottle O luberdorm sitting to ME right!!!
Viva las panochitas, Viva La Dice MUffin!!!
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The lost post ....found!!!
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Posted:Jan 20, 2012 9:08 am
Last Updated:Jun 18, 2012 7:27 pm
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So! As you all know!!! I get migraines.... such is the case with many geniuses!!! Aflicted by migraines.... what the Fuck is up with that??? Incredible intelectual prowes and sever head seizures and low testoterone!!! T'is nOT fair!!!
T' is NOT!!! In the least...
ANyways!!! I was bored looking at Doggy porn...(a new hobby of mine) and was wondering.... was it the sultry asian taking the (ugh) disgusting red dick or the hairy canine balls that are making Me head throb like a Greek at a leap frog competition???
Yeah!!! SHEEYAH!!! I said it ... the Creeks are FAGS!!
I knew several Greeks.... and even though the women are...(if I may say).. pretty darn well put together... tha men are... shall we say... a tube of K-Y ahaead of the Aussies!!!
Yes, t'is Dices under apprecitated opinion that the Glory hole... the black gold mine, the forbidden path to knowledge should only be treaded by Hetero's.... or at least those with a mans lust for a moaning female who, even though taking it in a disgusting orifice and knowing full well, her need to immediatley change the muddied sheets.... is still letting you ride the Brown caboose to Hetero Glory!!!
Understand this???? Neither did I...und I wrote it.... I said I had a Migraine DICK!!!
So, why are you back.... Dice... to re-capture your vacated title as VisionPersonals.com... resident Mans, man or to finally and for once and all.... take down the evil one???
Nah!!! I am as I said awaiting the end to the throbbing and Hoping some FAT lonely chick in San Diego is wanting to hook up for some very forgetable sex, yes a 2 minute ride on the Dice carnival of lust and a slap on the ass..... good job!!!!
Did I say forgetable??? Silly me!!! I meant tha most extreme sexual experience of YOUR meager and unintersting, uneventful life!!!
But that is not for me to point out or for me to critique... I have loads of friends to catch up with another migraine pill to pop and some other peoples to ponder!!!
Dice... is out!!!!
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Lumber jacks are oK by me!!!!
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Posted:Jan 20, 2012 8:59 am
Last Updated:Nov 12, 2012 4:59 pm
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Funny thing!!!
Migraines!!! I just had an extremely intersting post about red dicks.... and Homosexual Greeks to post and.... WTF... did I do with it???
FUCK!!!
And what the FUCK happened to MY FONT???
Is it me... or did someone change my thick manly text to thin, and utterly droll font text???
So, yeah!!! Why did I come back....
Was it for the comraderie of nubile and totally interesting older women??? was it for the always searching FAtty.... who travel the net looking for just such a easy fuck whatever comes in you yard man...... A man who Dice resembles to a T!!!
Is that what youve come looking for????
Are you hoping to bring the Mighty Dice dong out of his covalescnce and by way of extension.... Improve this much maligned and often static site???
Is this what you seek???
Like I said... I have a migraine... and and cannot be responsable for the writings of my meager mind in this state!!!
I was thinking recently of... the direct correlation between the internet and the rising and alarming cases of childhood obesity!!! T'is what I do when I am at rest .... find ways to improve the world around me....whilst admiring the slightly weather worn 40 something single parent at Wal Mart! Are you gonna buy that lubricating jelly.... this one far superior for the cravings of the much sought after woman's backside... This is my quest to improve the world one DB at a time!!!
T'is what I do!!!
Well, to say I solved world hunger or improved the situation in the rainforest while I was away is FOLLY!! I much to my own shame... did neither!!!
But I did discover.... if you develop a rash under one ball(the left).... it will travel (if unimpeded) to the right and you will have to spend 20 bucks for lotrimin that cost about 5 bucks.... at any retailer who dabbles in the sale of over the counter hygeine!!!
Remember!!! Lift the ball.... wipe away any residue...wash in warm water.... do not apply if the skin is broken.... if condition does not improve in 2 weeks seek medical attention!!!
Or lower dating standards!!!
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I was by the Smythes!!!
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Posted:Aug 27, 2011 1:00 pm
Last Updated:Jan 20, 2012 9:02 am
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Or was it just Morrisey???
Who knows! As I wait for me instant coffee to cool!!!! I wunder.... is it really and truly sad for a growed ass man to have such a fixation with a site that is stricly now??? Why did I come back???
I cant even flirt with FAT chicks??? UGH!!! But whatever!!! Who needs FAT cunts anyways!!!? I sure as fuck have fuck enough back problems(from being OLD)of my own... and who needs to be ridden into a wheelchair??? Am I right???
I said AM I?????
But I digress..... I ate chorizo and eggs whites nary a cool 5 minutes ago.... thats cinco!!! I once got a Tiajuanna hookie for 5 bones... well, and a twenty dollar tip... Was the tip for being OLD and gross??
I DON'T GET IT!!! I ALWAYS GIVE PROP's WHEN A FRIEND GETS SUM.... EVEN WHEN RESORTING TO PAYING FOR IT.... but the day after said event... I was the going joke??? SO!!! fUCKING WHAT IF SHE WAS OLD!!!! T'was TJ!!! And rules that apply in a first world country..... do not... and should NOT apply in The Mehican red light district!!! Am I once again right???
HMMMNN??? anyways!!!
Check this..... I am gonna digest and then look at sum internet porn und.... clean my fucking house.... It's gross the carpet is disgusting... and I have Star Wars shit all over...
I did workout today... and that was quite the experiance. A somewhat problematic Property Manager was like.... "you never emailed me"......"blah"....(blah's continue to ifinitum)... but I was like... OK!! You never really cared up until yesterday and now??? WOMAN I AM TRYING TO WORKOUT!!! ugh!!!
K!!!! Listen here amigos... I drove back to the fucking office yesterday evening typed that muther fucker und sent it.... now!!! I think that kind of job dedication takes some kind of Kudo's???
But little Ms. I didn't get it..... obviously didn't check it... UGH!!!
So, what have you been up too???
Did it involve russian ladies and a Big dog??? Cause that is gross....I swear I didn't finish watching!!?
LOL!!!! (Dice rolls on the ground, laughs.... OMG... she is doing it...UGH!!!)
Perversity has No ethnicity and for that... I am thankfull!!!
STAY THIRSTY, MY FRIENDS!!!
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