The problems with Bupkis??? And other 70's football satrs!!!
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Posted:Mar 17, 2013 8:28 am
Last Updated:May 23, 2024 5:15 pm
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First off!!! WTF??? Is bupkis.... Born and bread californian here! With stint is AZ.... for color!!!
BUTT!!! Bupkis??? Dick Bupkis.... wasn't he Webster??? Uncle Pumpluldopolis er sumthin???? Anyways??? Never whatched that little demon or that glass wearing dork....snerkel or somethin!!
Jake N Josh in the Hizzie!!!! Anyhow!! Been watching lots of porn of late.... my dick is all ass red now from ovrstretching..... FYI... tugging on it doesn't necessarily add to length!!!
I just read, whilst waiting the 20 minutes for the advertisements roll through!!! There are lots ofcomplaints with this site!!!
ReallY??? All the HOT chicks here\!!! FAKE???
All the FAT chicks more or less real??? OMG!!!!LOL!!
Stretching my legs so I won't be able to walk later this week!!! Have a great one!!!
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And you claim that you know.... the reason I'm alive????
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Posted:Mar 13, 2013 6:39 pm
Last Updated:Jul 12, 2013 7:32 pm
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I was gonna post some mad shit about my boss on my "other" page!! But that would get me all kinds of fired.... how many folk have a boss who's afraid of them?? LOL!!! Pussie!! aLMOST BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF HIM THE PARKING LOT A FEW MONTHS BACK!!!!
LOL!!! Crazy!!! Dice in his convalesance is turning into the ghetto fella he always claimed NOT to be!!! But wrong is wrong and sometimes an ass must be kicked to make right....right!!!
Anyways!! Had to lay off a few employees this week always a bad thing.... been there before and that is all kinda sucky!!!
I hope to hire them back soon.... but everyone in construction is slow now!!!
Well, not gonna be a downer so.... I did get a fascinating email from a lovely FF-bot a while a go.... which said.... und I quote... Hey hot stuff???? LOL!!!
Is that all the english they teach those somalian pirates these days!!!? Tha's it... VisionPersonals.com is run by pirates.... I just figured it out!!
Well, A rather attractive mother of 3 just caught my eye on the looks who's online thingy.... gonna so get laid????
Uh!!! Yeah!!!
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Once I upgraded to GOLD?? Thank you kranker spank4!!!
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Posted:Mar 12, 2013 3:18 pm
Last Updated:Aug 4, 2013 6:45 am
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UGH!!! I forgot all the bullshit that comes with logging on!! LOL!!! Good thing I saw that... I needed sumthin to turn my mood dark... to fuel mE back workout!!!
Anyways!! Who has that ever enticed into paying for membership?? HA!!! I get laid at least once a month... and never cause I took Spanker Cranks advice and paid for premium membership!!!! Man!!! I got's Disnie passes to pay fer!!!
ANyhow!!! just an observation!!! Full week of the body building diet and I'm gainin!!!LOL!!! UGH!! Gonna be to heavy for even Gold membership to help soon!!! And the fucking Sunday squats have me moving like a geriatric piece of offal, serious walking beind old shits with canes at Costcoo and we are pacing?? UGHH!!
I did play a bit of aisle tag with a fairly attractive bootie babe at the CO. but my need to shit and get my frozen chicken back to the freezer won out!!! To be honest.... I forgot how much of a pain in the ass an ounce of protein per gram of body weight is to eat!!!! PFTTTT!!!
I am farting without even tryin now!!!!
Gross.... I guess I should be happy I haven't created a poopie painting in my hulabaloos yet?" ?
BUTT!!! Its cumming!!!! I did finally hook up with another office woman from My past.... NOT the Blow Job one!!!! But she is still turning me down???
Maybe.... saying... hey remember that time you were gonna show me your tits..... weren't such a good opener??
You show me a man who understands women!!!!?
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The O'ft sought after full release BJ and succulents!!!
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Posted:Mar 11, 2013 5:16 pm
Last Updated:May 23, 2024 5:15 pm
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Did you know...from a man's perspective... a woman who swallows is worth her weight in ambrise??? Yeah!!! Whale vomit!!
I receieved just yesterday... after I couldn't walk and after killing myself for 3 hours... the ever enchanting full release fellatiotis!!! Yeah!!! A woman who put her mouth on my junk and rode it to viper spitting glory!!! No easy feat!!! I am not a fast mouth cummer!?? I tend to get nervous... unless it's an OLD chick then geysers are set to full!!!
see? Chick my age??? Not a big fan.....older? Full throttle throat fuck??? What gives??? To say Dice is an elder abuser would be going too far.... but to say.... old lady lips wrapped around the Dice dong... cummer everytime!!!
So, needless to say!! I suprised myself!!! It never really happens when the woman is within 5 year O my old wrinkled ass?? Go figure???
Anyways!!! Shitting..... bought a case of Iso pure and some 5 gallon Op timum protein, which resulted in me writing this masterpiece of bloggery????
Actually, that and my need to reach out to all you amazing people(chuckles) at VisionPersonals.com!!!
I am gonna have ta shower after this!!! Anyways!!! Great days to all....gonna wipe, wash and work on making my MOOBS into pec's again!!!! OHHH! why are my flirts disapearing??? I know they were blog bots.. but it still makes me feel wanted?? Stop FUCKING with me VisionPersonals.com!!! AGH!!!!! I need this!!! Anyways!!!! My bathroom catus is dying from the shit smell sooooooo?
Gracias Por Todo!!!
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Afr-desiaks, ghosts and heavy things that give you hemoroids!!!
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Posted:Mar 10, 2013 8:46 am
Last Updated:Oct 6, 2013 3:36 pm
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Listening to Animetal USA.... trying to psych my supreme mental powers into enough motivation to go dwonstairs und.... squat. Of all the things this week I dread.....tis the dreaded squat!!!
The worst thing..... once you get started.... you feel like your either gonna shit yourself or pass out??? Or sometimes....both!!!
Anyways!!!! I know you came here for motivation.... and Damn.... That's whAt the Good OLD Dice delivers.... a reason to live...
A sense that no matter how many men you repel, how FAT your thighs are... and how revolting your personality may be? THERE IS A GUY OUT THERE WHO WILL STILL WHIP IT OUT AND PUT IT T'WEEN YOUR TITS!!!! NO QUESTIONS!!!!
Anyways!!! I think my house is haunted? I mean it... I see things now..... and these aren't the migraine phantoms.... I often experience.... they are the kind who should be covered in a sheet!!!
Ah!!!! Mexicans HATE the coo cueys!!!That's means mexicans are cowards in spanish!!! So, yogurt not called Cho-banii is gross... the FAG yougurt is over sugared and grocery store brands tatse like it should be in a lunch box!!!!
SO.... Next time Mr. Dice... pay the extra 1.08 and get something that you like!!! You got's the muney Nigga!!!! FYI.... Dice is a fully registered and approved NIGGA use-a... Dice's daddy gave his mamma tha little white girl treatment.... which may be the only thing I ever admired about that (now) toothless fuck!!! But wasn't everyone black at one time...? I proudly say...Dice is Mexican with a Nigger Da....(half) WHY AM I TALKING ABOUT MY DAD???
Anyhow!!!! Is lady Unlaced gone??? I came back and NO durty Girl.... Lady U.... ??? I guess the burnout factor eventually gets ya here!? I am currently just letting my mind wander and fingers type.... No thoughts except for the recently divored ma who is looking to Dice to father sum chill' drens... LOL!!!
I did get hit on yesterday.... BY.....(drum beat) a desperate (you could smell it)chick at Wal mart.... LOL!!! Guess she thought I was a lonely dad shopping with the ...(who are spoiled).... NAh!!! Never lonely.... my thoughts keep this man totally contented.... that plus a regular sex and blowjob regimen...
Blow jobs are awsum!!!! I haven't had one in roughly 2 weeks.... I only consider a blow job a blowjob if a release happens!!!! The magik milk emmision means...."you did your job, right"!!!!
Otherwise it foreplay!!!
Just so you ladies know....
Blowjob[/B]..... full release ... and mans is happy....but won't kiss you!!!
Sucking dick.....no release.... man is gonna find the release you didn't give him...somewhere else!!!!
Dice never re-reads his stupid posts!!!!!
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Pondering early morning hookups and impending doom!!!
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Posted:Mar 9, 2013 6:38 am
Last Updated:Mar 10, 2013 10:04 am
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So, I am now into my first full week of workouts.... And here is my progress.... 2 pounds of flabby bacon... gone!!! The arms that were once the pride of MY overdeveloped mind??? on their way back to 30 year old glory..... at least at my age I have old man strength.... if not a young mans desire to put that strength to good use!!!
But hey Dice!!! Did you wake up early to do your back??? Why YES!!! and cause when you are working out you are hungry like a parent in North Korea!!!! And at risk of eating one of my .... I grabbed shaker full O (gags) vanilla protein and creatine monosodiumglutagross!!!! That und I had to take a dump!!! Habanero chicken perculates in your stomach all night my chickens.... and the results aren't pretty!!!! not to mention.... the toilet has to be cleaned... and you cleaned it yesterday after "yesterday's little accident".... what the fuck am I talking about???
Did I mention I tried to reconnect with a woman from my past??? Just to see if my charms still work and to see if she'd put my previously yeast infected dick back in her mouth?? No luck??? She must be playing hard to get.... chicks like to act like aren't gonna put you in their mouths... but....they always do!!!
Anyhow!!!! Kings X is just finished downloading....gonna take quick....wake up shower and hit my back with amounts that really only seem to amaze me??? I guess even fags workout now????
Dead Files scared me last night.... and I hope the power doesn't go out in this rare San Diego storm....cause I have no bathroom window upstairs and all my candles were used for jack o lanterns.... shitting in the dark with shadow people....scary thought there!!!!
Speaking of Dead Files... is there a chick who resembles that freaky psychic???? I am seriously attracted to average to below average women??? LOL!!!
Present company excluded.....of course!!!
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Whoa!!! Thought I had genital warts....phew! Turns out it's just herpes!!
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Posted:Mar 8, 2013 9:06 pm
Last Updated:Mar 9, 2013 8:03 am
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And we all know Herpes have lead many a sailor to his ultimate end!!! I hear they look like women and call you you from rocks?? But shit!! Nothing a shot o pepto-cillin can't fix!!!!
Geez!!! Make a joke about herpes being simply pimples growing on your unmentionables and people get all uptight!! There just oozing pustuiles people??(spelled right?)
anyhow!! I have none of the above mentioned health problems and with all the carrots and broccoli I've been eating have a pretty clean pooper too!!!! Ah!!! The joys of a body reaclimating to a weight training diet.... pastey shits or the one ones that leak down your legs and paint your buttocks!!!
Enough about shits!!!! I thought we was speaking of VD's and such!! I did have a yeast infection years ago.... who'd a thought.... turns out... a man can get a yeast infection from banging 4 women in 3 nights?? Ugh!!! LOL!!! I bet we's was all itchy that month!!! Anyways!!!!! Nough of the dirty secrets...
How's your night?? I have like 2 people reading my blog now.... far cry from when The Mighty Dice meant something round here!!!!
But that's past.... and past is past!!! Fuck I got a busy Monday.... inspections.... inspections.... inspections!!! And not a horny old lady in the bunch!!! actually there is one.... but her husband sits at the kitchen counter eating cereal all day!!! FUCK I miss cereal!!!!
Was eating it 4 squares(cereal) a day at one point..... now!!! Fucking old mans body.....!!!!
I just saw the ugliest couple ever??? AND I KNOW THEIR BREATH STUNK.... I SEE BAD TEEETH!!!! Ugh!!! At least photo shop some fucking teeth in.... or take photos in the shadows like the FAT chicks!!!!
UGH!!!!! So, who wants ta hook up?? Any FATTIES in the hizzie??? 
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Isn't today???
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Posted:Mar 8, 2013 2:39 pm
Last Updated:Mar 8, 2013 6:47 pm
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Isn't today...the day when all the hookers on VisionPersonals.com get us lonely guys who whack to their keyboards to fork over hard currency for the slim hopes of a little internet boobage??
I know there are HOOKIES here.... I spoke to one!!!! Iwas like... what? Your husbands in the other room and you charge for sit down time?? LOL!! sit down time???
Ah!!! So glad my days of paying for sex are over... last time was.... 15 years ago... cheated on my GF at the time...Karen for some 20 dollar border bootie!!! Laugh all you want....20 bones won't even get you down the street these days!!!
I was perusing my other internet outlets earlier today and did stumble across a woman who once put my junk(dirty as it was) in her mouth.... that means BLOW JOB boys and girls... ah!!! The yound cad DICE was..... I attempted to reconnect.... I guess come really is as gross and some chicks make it out to be??
I guess, I should wind this down... arm day!! and what I really hate about taking protein and eating chicken allday again, is not the 45 minute shits... it's going up the stairs to the kitchen for a spatula to remove said... 45 minute masterpiece!!!
anyways!!! jAP ASS!!! fEEL FREEE to not say anything anytime.... I know I don't have the ongo's I used to have either!!!!
The mighty one!!!! Is out!!!!
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Dice THE GREAT and Powerful!!!!
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Posted:Mar 7, 2013 3:13 pm
Last Updated:Mar 8, 2013 2:27 pm
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Just thought I say that!!!..... I do so enjoy hearing my name shouted off a cliff into the great void of humm-drumm!!!!
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This is a song about colors.....colors!!!!
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Posted:Mar 7, 2013 2:08 pm
Last Updated:Aug 16, 2013 4:44 am
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Yes!!! Indeedie!!! We see them all around... why that miserable song from my pre-pubescant years is stuck in me haed??? I know NOT!!!
UGH!!! Anyways!!! My goat has grown to enourmous lengths of late and Dice is that of a proud papa!!!! 2 more inches and you can call me Anvil!!! Anyhow!!! How is your day going? Did you remember to have lots of fun and color inside the lines???
I can now type like 90 words a minute.... wonders of porn and other websites who want more than simple credit card info!!!!
Have you seen North Korea is threatening us with total destruction? LOL!!!! Afraid of a bunch O yellow eaters who wear loc's??? LOL!!! And that is as political as I am ever gonna git!!!
I have recently....finally cleaned out my gay-raage and am going to lift weights I shouldn't be..... Talk about outta shape..... I did get a compliment on me MOOBs recently.....
Moobs..... produced after years of extraordinary pecorlialis muscles that have flabbed into flappy bags O skin that smell like bacon undere the right conditions!! See... stupid shits!!! You learn something new everyday!!!
Dice is gonna work out.... after he finishes wiping!!! Peace out!!!!
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Old-Timers, lack of focus and standards that leave much to be desired!!!
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Posted:Mar 3, 2013 7:03 am
Last Updated:Mar 7, 2013 3:08 pm
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I hate coming back here!!! Everything is different .....every fucking time!!!
I did find some lovely ladies with at least teacup saucered brown nipples.... and that's HOT!!! For all you younger gals...The Dice only like nipples that look like fully unrolled Fruit Rollups!! MNNNN!!!! Strawberry!!!
Anyways!! Warm greeting and salutations!! Back from the void for a day.....or at least piitance of time ....to keep my status active!!!
Otherwise.... The Dice is now a tweeater!! UGH!!! WHole other bunch of mess there!!!
Anyways!! Gonna talk durty to some elderlies and leave..... Buenos Guastala-noches..... which means.... I collect old lady panties in spanish!!!
DICE!!!!!
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Atop Mount Ulimpus!!! Yelling at peasants!!!
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Posted:Nov 28, 2012 5:04 am
Last Updated:Mar 2, 2013 6:37 am
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OK!!!!! You all know I'm a full on Bengali Tiger in the bedroom, peer-less and untiring!!! True, were you to release lightning in a bottle the charge contained would be incomparable!!!
I got me a bit of a dilema...new office women wiith whole.....harrasement charged would surely follow??? Or ....tried and true... she of whom can seem to stimulate.....the Bengali Tiger of previous mention????
HMMNNN????? I got the devil in me.....it's a cloud!!!
10 points should you name said sonG!!!
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I'M Not Gay!!!!! But I have turned doWn Pussy!!!! LaTely???
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Posted:Nov 26, 2012 3:37 pm
Last Updated:Nov 28, 2012 4:59 am
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Is that GAY??? In itself??
Kinda tired today!!! Really must be the age.... at 30 I started waking up sore!! In Me 40's I wake up at least!!! But Have almost no interest in SEX???? UGH!!!
And I am NOt Proud to say.... it.... but the truth must be toLd!!! I have been thinking of getTing sum helP.... I am worried Me Boo....squeeze.... PookIe Hina!!! will leave cause Of My Lack of BedrooM activity???? It has happened cause....
I Ignored Her!!!!
I CheateD on Her!!!
I dIdn't connect with Her!!!
I Beat Her(was never proVen though!!!)
BUt I haven't been dumped Yet.. cause of My LAck of Huevos!!!
Or even lack oF wanting to use me huevos!!! BuT damn It if'n I just would really rather sleep lately!!!
She's at Her SeXual peak und mighty fine.... I'm sadly on the deKline and ready for Wood whitling!!!! LOL!!! If I could be the watermeLlon humper of my teens!!!!
I almost fucked a pile O sand!!!! Yeah!!! and that sand smelled Like Cat shit!!!!
I used To iMagine(in My Youth) that I'd get a Hotly Sexual GF and bang her all fuckiNg day.... that's 2 or 3 sessions a day!!! Live on our own and chafe from non-stop private abuse!!!
Now!??? Reality is....(sighs)... sex once a week.... up until the other day..... it was 2 weeks!!!! ARGHHH!!!!
OMG!!! The Sy Fy channel sucks!!!!
AnyWays!!! So, ladies!!! If you were thinking of emailing Me For sum Hot satisfying sex?? BetTer hold off......
I just ordered one of those Penis sheaths and a pump!!!! Your Gonna Have to be on top!!!!
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