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| Welcome to The Dice's blog!!! An amazing place where Unicorns frolic and women throw their panties!!! My blog is meant for fun, please be drama free and happy!!!! Trouble makers will be dealt with!!! Horny ladies will be buttered!!!
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Viva Patronus!!!!
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Posted:Oct 15, 2013 12:09 pm
Last Updated:Oct 16, 2013 7:27 am
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Patronus is either the magikal chant used by Harry Protter to defeat the evil wizard Boldemort!!!!
Anyways!!!! I love harry P tis really the best series of wizardy movies..... ever.... and did I say ever!!?
Anyways!!!! I think the new Khan is really making me forget that old guy who used to pawn the Chrrystler Le Barod town car!!!!!
Ricardo!!!!!
Did you notice I used Anyways!!! twice?
I am hungry.... how bout a burrito with lost O ghost Chili's!!!!
simply the best thing about waiting for stucco to dry!!!
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Alone again....without youuuuuuuuu!!
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Posted:Oct 14, 2013 9:14 pm
Last Updated:Oct 15, 2013 6:49 am
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Watching classic Dokken circa 87'.......
Awesome!!!! Just wanted to update you all.
Now if you'll excuse me.... going back to my real blog!
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Noctural torments.... and my sticky thigh!!!
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Posted:Oct 14, 2013 1:16 pm
Last Updated:Oct 15, 2013 6:50 am
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I am still or am still waiting for MY wild night with a SuckuBus!! I feel that in 40 plus years of regular sleeping!!! I should have at least have boned down with a SuckuBus!!!
I have had wet dreams.....infact!!! I once wetdreamed next to Big Red whilst we were fist dating..... How do you explain cumming all over yourself to a gorgeous 5'11 red head??? I did blame it on a mysterious being from another dimension!!!
I was like..... your New job is to fuck me everynight and if you can't??? I am gonna tussle with the suckUbus.....she seemed to accept that!!!(good advice there, guys, if you have a wet dream....just say you were violated, in your sleep).....anyways!!!
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Let's share..... have you ever experienced a nighttime visitor??? Did you "get there".....let's compare notes.....AND START THE HEALING!!!
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Hay!!! What ever happened??? TOO!!
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Posted:Oct 14, 2013 9:45 am
Last Updated:Oct 14, 2013 12:54 pm
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wasn't there a feature here...once...where you could post intimate thoughts in realtime for all to see??
WTF happened there? I am dropin deuce by the way!!!
What happened??? It's not there anymore.....I wanted to shout to all of VisionPersonals.com...I am back.... and dropin nasty Pizza deuce!!! I don't do well with dairy!!!
Decided NOT to drive 500 miles to look at stucco dry.
Anyways...who wants ta fuck???
wait....sugarnipp's.......let me wipe first!!!
The caliber of women here is SU-PERB!!!!!
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My goodness!! This place has changed!!!
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Posted:Oct 14, 2013 7:00 am
Last Updated:Oct 14, 2013 12:54 pm
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Call an attractive woman sugarnipps and no response???
I remember back in the day.... THE KING COULD DEMAND NAKED PIC'S of his subjects grandmothers???
Now??? Fuck it!!! I'm gonna feign emotions from now on!!!!
Or....or.... I could use something clever like "you look like you could use some dick".......I know that still has to work....
right????
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With or without me!!!! You shook me up....then I forget the rest!!!
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Posted:Oct 14, 2013 6:34 am
Last Updated:May 23, 2024 8:1 pm
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DId you know that a chupacabra is a lethal mexican demon that will eat all your chickens?? Chicken farmers beware!!!
If you raise either game animals and or raise food animals always beware of otherworldly predators who will eat your livestock!!! I suggest sheep dogs.... sheep Is the natural enemy of mystikal animals and sprites!!!
Sprites!!! I just spied a shitload(that's a lot) of pixies and sprites on a FAT ladies blog.... I hope she gets attacked by chupacabras!!! The time space continuum is opening in her blog giving rise to viscious gnomes to attack her through bad poetry!!!
Aren't you glad this blog is just a mass of incredible insight into one mans vast mental prowess!!!!? Both political, biophysical and spiritual.
I think I need a shower???
I can smell my pits!!!! Irish Springg my ass!!!!!
Anyways!!!! I have to go to a construction site today!!!! It's so boring......oh look... they are applying the scratch coat....let's watch it dry!!!!! LOL!!!! Arghhh!!!
Anyhow!!!
I think I may have a semi chubby girl here who may touch my tooter?? I just need to get on the internet and find a nice cock pick to send her.... I tend to think if I send her the actual Dice member.....she'll run away screaming and never put it in her mouth!!!!
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Simply Red was never mentioned once in this post.....um....
til now!!!!
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HE!!!! HE!!! please flip the pic!!!
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Posted:Oct 13, 2013 3:09 pm
Last Updated:Oct 14, 2013 12:55 pm
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LOL!!! OK! Like I was saying..... I do like looking at some of the very beautiful women here!!!!!
Now.... don't think I have gone all poetic..... I am just hoping to meet minds with a very gullible lady who pretends to see the NON existent nice guy deep down!!!
So anyways!! I did just see lots of attractive women who can't seem to use their rotate right or left options on their comps!!!
C'mon ladies!!! Right flip
left flip..... I just wish I had that option in 3-D so I could see me sum cooder without having to up MY Brrazzlers account!!!
If you want me to proof your profile pic's .....please feel free to send them to
The Loaded Mexican who has some extra time of LATE!!!
Gracias!!!
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You can dance if you want to???
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Posted:Oct 13, 2013 2:11 pm
Last Updated:Oct 14, 2013 7:02 am
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And sing!!!!
Why is that in mine head???
I am totally not using indentations in my sentences now!!! If they are gonna auto correct me.... then I need sumthin new!!!!!
Geez!!! Fighting this bowel movement for 45 minutes.... see what pooney does to me.... I was getting shit done for months now....
And 2 days!!! Of looking at profiles in hopes of sex that won't happen!
I guess being funny ain't what is used to be!!!!
I am gonna go shit!!!!
Sheeyah!!!!
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Why do my balls hurt!!!... was it the silicone??
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Posted:Oct 13, 2013 11:47 am
Last Updated:Oct 13, 2013 2:03 pm
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Ok!!!! I am getting all kinds of OLD!!! No longer is it funny to make fun of old women and their huge bushes....cause to be quite honest I am shaving the genital sheep's like every fucking week!!! I got 2 of em.... Randy and Renaldo!!! They are usually shorn or cropped cause that's what the lady likes!!!
But I do remember having one chick who liked hairy balls!!! Ugh!!! And she had an ass maine from navel to lower back..... AND THAT MY FELLOW COCKERS IS WHY YOU NEVER HOOK UP WITH A 30 LB OVERWEIGHT DIVORCE'..... there was a reason why HER husband took the first train out of NEVER...NEVERland!! The grooming.... and of course the inability to go to Red Lobster and stop at 2 garlic cheese bread biscuits!!
THEY ARE DELICIOUS..... THEY ARE DELICIOUS!!!!
I don't really mind the help and I really don't even feel like a puss for needing the help...... I mean fuck!!!! How many of you fucks need walkers to get around???......yeah!!......SHUT THE FUCK UP!!
So.... Dice the legend is banging away the other night!!!
Bang..... you're the best Dice!!!
Bang..... keep going Dice !!
And I did cause as you all know KINGS do what's needed for YOU peasants!!!
But If it didn't saw off half my dick in the process!!!!
GOOD!!!
How did it get close enough to saw??? You ask??? I got's to put like me plus the giant purple cock in that maiden?????
SHOULD I GET A WOMAN WITH ALITTLE LESS VAGINA?? oR will a piece of cardstock placed between said sexual torture device and my lovely cock help???
Please advise!!!! She will be horny again tonight???
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It rub the lotion on it's skin.... or else it get the hose again!!!!
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Posted:Oct 13, 2013 7:19 am
Last Updated:Oct 13, 2013 2:53 pm
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Ever feel like you really, really need to rub one out???
It maybe different for women??? I don't get to involved with women and their feelings....scary proposition there!!!
I just woke so horny this morn..... and what do I have to work with???
Baby powder and shaving cream???WTF!!!!
Shaving cream has menthol in it!!! Ever rub one out to menthol???
Yeah..... BETTER THAN COFFEE!!!!!
Anyhow.... maybe I can just spritz sum alcohol on me balls and that would help me loose these improper thoughts.
Although on this site are they truly improper???
Yes, Coheed and Cambria you are a mighty fine band.... and yes, you will always be my first musical choice..... sorry Iron Maiden.... I am not 17 anymore.....
as proof you have my masturbating sensibilities. At 17 I would have used shampoo..... yeah??? 80 percent alcohol!!!
are fucking stupid!!!
Anyways!!!! Back to learning Windows 8...... yeah King you were right!!!! Windows is crap!!!
Still waiting for nudies from a particular young lady!!!!
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Oh bluray....why has thou forsaken me....and remoteless lifechoices.
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Posted:Oct 12, 2013 10:29 pm
Last Updated:Oct 13, 2013 11:01 am
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I just remembered that I made a pot O coffee 2 hours ago and now!! It Has Gone to bitter Coffee heaven!!!!
Anyways!!! It's 10:30.....I'm sorta supposed to be writing an estimate(on me new laptop) and instead I;m looking at the TV wondering why my jedi powers won't make the bluray home menu unstuck???
OK....if you pay.....HMNNN? over 200 stones for a dvd palyer....should it not get stuck whilst perusing the internet????
I MAY HAVE TO GET UP???
OF A BITCH!!!!!
aNyways??? I hotlisted an OLD lady not 5 minutes ago.... I am dropping my pant to me ankles in anticipation and shaving my nutz.......cause truth be told! OLD LADIES DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME....AND LOVE SMOOTH BALLS!!!
Dice is out!!!! And probably gonna hemorrhage from lack of remotitis!!!!!
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Inner alarms, time with friends, and the crabs that won't die!!!
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Posted:Oct 12, 2013 6:22 am
Last Updated:Oct 12, 2013 10:14 pm
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Ever feel the need to wake up????? No silly not just wake up....but really wake up. Like car accident awake!!!
As in....I may have just shit meself awake!???
Good!! You know what I', talking about!!
As I type from my uber amazing new laptop about bowels movements, amigos and ghost pepper pains!!!
I ask.....Is that pink curvy gal really real??? Or dod sumone just post a Miss Piggy as their AVI???
I hate that!!! Be who you are people!!!! If your a 300 pound whale...we wanna see..... and it's not like there isn't a market???
Japanese dudes love fat chicks!!!! specially in heels, wrapped in bacon....eating a turkey leg!!!!
FYI: There was no mentions of friends or std's in this post!!!!
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Playing a sitar, whimsical shit and dirty deeds....done dirt cheap!!
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Posted:Oct 11, 2013 8:53 pm
Last Updated:Oct 12, 2013 10:20 pm
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I don't think King Arthur was real!!
OMG! There is a spell check feature now!? There goes my shtick....ah! Well, they can't tie no rope around my neck!!!! Live free and die... never!
Spell bad.... talk about FAT women and pretend you like everyone!
Automatic writing? It comes from the hands.... cause you cannot write without hands..... unless your an A-1 genius and constantly drool on yourself and talk like a robot!
A drooling, genius robot! I am not a robot.... I am a man!!!! A man name Bart.... Black Bart!!!!
Yep, have a new cowboy name.... cause the cosmos says I am a Maverick and quite good at writing inane shit that 3 people read but nobody will admit too???
That's horrible my chickens!!!! I should be adored! Like Boy George at a dildo convention....which is impossible cause dildo's can't have conventions.... they are inanimate!!! Unless they are powered then they have sum sentience....but are not self aware!!!
I am a robot... a drooling robot who needs his ass cleaned... but I can fix a clock... just not by myself!!!
I never read what was writ.....thus cannot be guilty of sexism, racism nor piracy!!!! Old lady Piracy!!!
ANd FATTY's!!!!
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