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Blogs > loadeddice101 > Puppy dogs and Fairy fables!!!

Blah!!! I've seen better heads on boils!!!  

loadeddice101 52M
351 posts
4/18/2014 6:50 pm
Blah!!! I've seen better heads on boils!!!
You know....re-visiting your past can be painful, offputting and down right ugly!!

So, am looking at recently at my .....LLLLLLOOOOOONNNNNGGGG term X gal pal!!!! She's has hit the wall..... big wall!!!

She looks old!!!

OLD!!!!! And she's freckled like a muther fucker!!!!! That means skin cancer people.... and I had always wundered if'n her skin tone and her red hair would lead her down the path O melanoma!!!!?

I see a BIG giant blemish!!!!! OH' Rosebud how you torment thee!!!!

ANyways!!!

She GOT a boob job??? Bigger boobs.... I touched em!!! They were pretty..... her face wasn't why does time fuck you so????

I hate to say..... I used to look at her with MMNNNNN!!! Well, let's say her face was so pretty as to be filled with HARD cock each and every night!!!! ( I had a Hard cock then....t'was a different time)....now, now, not so much!!!...she was also a carpet muncher!!!!

So, bare with me.... you 2 readers..... Cobb und..... Jap'arse!!!

I have dranked too much und it's early!!!!

Hey!!! That carpet gal is emailing me.....

Anyways..... yeah. my X's Fracebook..... says....UGLY!!

Dice is here!!!! and soooooo! Not queer!!!

are feeling it????
hippiechick1967 60F  
13154 posts
4/18/2014 7:18 pm

 I saw my ex on fbook and he has a full head of gray hair!
Elevate me...


_King_Cobb_ 61M
25441 posts
4/18/2014 7:20 pm

 I almost bought a jumbo Newcastle Ale on my way home from work. But I have lifeguard training tomorrow so I can't be too overhung for that.

I guess us Mayheekaknowz can thank our inborn genetics that we've got some pig-mint. It's rather amazing how having a little can actually fend off a decent degree of heinous wrinkling.

I'm STILL not on fecesbook. Today two of my female friends were both saying how they want to get off of it due to it containing too much ridiculous stuff. Maybe I should just stay off of it. It's actually kind of cool being nearly impossible to get to by the online world!

insert exploding bomb image here


japaneseass 56F  
50231 posts
4/18/2014 9:44 pm

 i got this covered......you get the head off your boil and put it over her face....how's that???


loadeddice101 52M
216 posts
4/18/2014 11:59 pm
    Quoting japaneseass:
    i got this covered......you get the head off your boil and put it over her face....how's that???
you're mean!!!
Dice is here!!!! and soooooo! Not queer!!!

are feeling it????


loadeddice101 52M
216 posts
4/19/2014 12:04 am
    Quoting hippiechick1967:
    I saw my ex on fbook and he has a full head of gray hair!
AGH!!! if his head is grey!!!

then his other head is grey!!!
Dice is here!!!! and soooooo! Not queer!!!

are feeling it????


__Maria__ 58F
8252 posts
4/19/2014 3:57 am

 You seemed busier checking her boobs than her face.

Happy Easter!


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