Yo! ga!
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Posted:Jun 22, 2015 12:26 am
Last Updated:Apr 29, 2024 12:9 pm
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It's WORLD YOGA day.
Now it is very important to get inline and embrace World Yoga Day.
Many "religious" people are very totally against yoga as they claim it is animalism and especially those who strictly adhere to the Bible, the Quran or the Talmud, they claim it is an abomination to the Holy God.
But strange enough, it is those who proclaim such extreme views who have sprouted mass murderers, suicide bombers and genociders (if there is ever such a word)
Those who truly practice yoga are the least stressed, very calm, in-tune with themselves (except Charlie Sheen - he is a singularity exception that defies laws of physics and sanity - perhaps he is more spiritual or spirit-filled (above 50% alcohol)).
You don't see people of yoga harming others and I think it is because we can bend ourselves so well that we are in the position to observe our own assholes and thus are reminded that other assholes in this world are just about the same as us and so we really don't need to give a shit about them.
The best in Yoga can even smell their own assholes and so can tolerate other people's bullshit any time and still smile about it, always thinking "my shit still smells better than your shit"
Now, with that kind of perspective, there is no aggression.
Have you smelled your shit yet? Join us in WORLD YOGA DAY!
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Clothes maketh a Gentleman?
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Posted:Jun 21, 2015 9:41 pm
Last Updated:Jun 25, 2015 4:42 pm
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In this part of the world, where fashionistas prevail, many ladies define a man by the way he wears his clothes and the car he drives and the cuisine he partakes.
Now, let me first say I am quite partial to this situation.
I am a blue collar worker.
I am good with my hands.
And some profess I am excellent with my tongue.
But I know how to put my tool to good use as I am a very very handy man.
But I really suck in wearing prim and proper clothing.
Let's put it this way.
I don't own a tuxedo.
My shoes are not that kind of leather unless it is waterproof boots.
I perspire a lot.
And my hands get dirty often.
Although many often like me getting downright dirty all the way.
So I don't wear a three piece suit.
Unless you consider 1) condom 2) underwear 3) trousers as the 3 piece suit.
I often think that a gentleman is more of his actions rather than his attire and accent.
Women swoon over that nasal Queen's English accent.
I think I am a gentleman because I always let my lady cum first.
And I don't scream or talk dirty at all but I do encourage my lady to scream dirty words as she is ushered into the realm of the heavenlies.
What do you think?
Does clothes maketh a gentleman?
NB: I am usually out of clothes.
Signed: the Naked Ape.
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Crazy evening at the cinema
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Posted:Jun 18, 2015 9:09 pm
Last Updated:Apr 29, 2024 12:9 pm
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She had the tickets.
And she texted me to come to the cinema.
We went in and I thought it was rather strange to have selected a foreign art movie where the cinema was not even 10% full.
And to top it off, she selected the second front row seats.
Boy! Was I going to get an aching neck watching this movie.
But she had it all taken care.
We were seated so far in front, it was like having the cinema entirely to us.
The movie started but the action was beside me.
I fed her some popcorn and she took my fingers and sensually licked them and sucked them.
She put her fingers into my mouth and I distinctly tasted her intoxicating musky salty pussy aroma.
As the movie progressed, I was move focused on slipping my fingers into her overcoat to feel that she wasn't anything beneath. I circled her nipples and drew a sigh of pleasure escaping through her lips. I squeezed her C-cup sized breasts and she moaned and squirmed in her seat, her coat falling out revealing her nakedness in the pitch black cinema only to be illuminated from the reflected light from the screen.
She slid lower on her chair and her legs placed on the armrest gaps of the seats in front. My right hand fingers begin to rub her wet slimy pussy lips as I caress her nipple with my left hand and I sucked the other nipple. She was moaning and squirming. She was a fast cummer and she squirted as I hastened my fingers over her swollen clit.
She gasped for a breather and I went down and placed her legs on my shoulders and begin to lick and devour her. She was simply too delicious not to eat her with her intoxicating scent filling the room.
The movie sounds drowned her muffled cries as she squirted another orgasm, now begging me to fuck her.
We moved a few seats the the right and I placed her coat on the carpeted cinema and laid her in her back. She was passed caution and she begged me to enter her and pound her. I penetrated her and slowly quickened my pace sliding in and out of her till she became delirious in passion. She moaned, "fuck me hard, darling" and I pounded her until I released my cum into her flooding her pussy with warmth and love.
We laid there for what seems like eternity and rested.
We quickly dressed up and left the cinema before the show ended.
We then visited an adult sex shop to get some leopard print lingerie and had a photo session. We hope you like her feline powers.
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Belated HNW - SHORTS
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Posted:Jun 18, 2015 4:35 am
Last Updated:Jun 18, 2015 5:44 am
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Calvin Klein's Red Shorts
Shorts on: Feels great
Shorts off: Feels greater
Do you like it? What would you like to do with it?
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Lovely evening till morning
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Posted:Jun 18, 2015 1:35 am
Last Updated:Jun 21, 2015 8:05 am
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She called me.
"Come tonight, I am waiting for you."
I estimated a traveling time of one hour and 15 minutes.
"I will wait for you"
So I made my way there.
She ushered me in, sneaked light-footedly all the way to her master bedroom to avoid her barking dog.
After a lovely bath and refreshed, we were cuddling on the bed.
We kissed.
We made love.
I sucked and licked her nipples and lowered down to her pussy.
I licked and twirled my tongue over and over around her clit and slathered her pussy.
And then she begged me to fuck her. I slowly insert my fingers into her pussy and rub her G-spot which drove her crazy.
She screamed begging to be fucked hard. I lifted her legs onto my shoulders and penetrated her and pounded her hard and fast sending her deliriously into multiple orgasms.
She got up and mounted me and rode on my cock and grind her pussy hard on me.
"I need more".
"I WANT YOU"
We didn't get much sleep because we spent more hours fucking and licking and kissing.
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Wild Wicked Wednesday
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Posted:Jun 17, 2015 1:58 am
Last Updated:Jun 20, 2015 4:29 pm
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7am, as a the sky lit up, a phone call rang.
A husky sexy voice spoke. "Hungry for sausage and eggs, come over now"
I just got back from a morning run so I am all hot and bothered.
I made my way over to the big mansion up the hill.
Everyone else was away for holidays and she was all alone.
And waiting hungrily naked.
When I arrived, she texted me to hurry over to the outdoor pool. There she was, swimming naked in the heated pool. She always loved the times when she is all alone in the big mansion.
I jumped into the pool and swam to her. Coaxed her to the edge and lifted her up so she could wrap her legs around my waist. She conveniently slid down on my erect cock and started bopping up and down as we passionately kissed each other.
I felt her pussy tighten, even in the water as her nipples brushed against my body.
She lifted herself higher and planted her nipple into my mouth, begging to be sucked and nibbled.
I flicked my tongue over and over her nipples which drove her wild with desires. "Your cock is driving me crazy" she whispered into my ear as I thrusted hard and faster into her. "Uh, Arrgghhh!" She moaned as her pussy clamped tight around my cock pulsating rhythmically.
I lifted her up and rested her on the outdoor bed. There, she laid spread eagle awaiting my tongue to devour her flower bud and make her explode. I nudged my nose against her clit as Iicked her juicy slimy slit. Her pussy was creaming. I slowly moved up to lick around her clit and inserting two of my fingers into her wet slippery cunt hole.
To be continued............
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On Top of the World
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Posted:Jun 17, 2015 12:16 am
Last Updated:Jun 17, 2015 5:46 pm
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PISS on Earth and to all Mankind
Recently we had experienced a very strong earthquake in East Malaysia (Borneo) in the state of Perak. This is an island just on the border of the ring of fire (a group of islands including Sumatra, Jawa, Philippines, Taiwan and Japan which experienced regular earthquake and possible volcanic eruptions.
The mountains in this Borneo island is granite and the rocks are old, very ancient in geologic times. There is no volcano on this island share by Malaysia and Indonesia. So to many, it was a rather surprise that Sabah experienced a strong earthquake of the magnitude of 6.0. There were casualties. Teachers and junior students of Singapore on the mountain expedition died when boulders were shaken loose and came tumbling crushing them. My heart goes out to them and their loved ones.
Then the focus shifted on what causes this unusual earthquake. And authorities had a scientific way and discovered the naked truth. A few Caucasian foreigners had angered the Holy Mountain God by stripping naked and posing nude at the top of the mountain. The Malaysian Judge has determined a direct cause and effect of baring one's soul and more at the top of the mountain has resulted in a terrible shaking of the great erection. They have angered the Mountain God!
Contrary to that, my theory is this. The mountain spirit was so stimulated but left unsatisfied because like any big rock hard erection, one needs to release one's built up arousal. And since these men and women who bared all but failed to continue their act by fucking on top of the mountain, the Mountain God couldn't get satisfaction to see a real life orgy taking place up there. (Take note: cable TV can't reach up there and neither internet signals). So the Mountain God's rock hard erection was unduly stressed beyond its limits and thus a great shaking commenced.
I believe this is what happened in Nepal too.
So next time, may I propose that any naked revelations be done in Hawaii or Japan and just finish it off with a fantastic fucked up day! Maybe it would result in a climatic Volcanic eruption.
That means the Mountain God is a Squirter too.
The gavel can be used as a sex toy too, but let's not go there for now.
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Clothes defines a woman, or not.
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Posted:Jun 16, 2015 10:00 pm
Last Updated:Jun 26, 2015 5:05 am
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With the close of the SEA games, a certain group in the neighboring country has been clamoring for more representative inclusion in the sports arena.
And in the name of pure-ness and good intention, it has been deemed unacceptable to show off ones "Aurat" to the public so as not to condemn all religious men to an eternity of condemnation. (Aurat - that body part which should not be seen and cannot not be named and should not be seen by you know who) that is not to be confused with Ararat, the one that can be seen by all especially the one that harbors the wreckage of own massive wooden ship in the mountains built by one insane old man named Noah.
So this young gold medalist was seriously admonished for overexposure and hence by some strange linkage, to loose morals upbringing. This is from a country where if one is sexually violated, it is because she asked for it due to her dressing.
Thus the mad rush by all officials to find a better suitable sports attire for all athletes in future participation. I am pleased that we have found the best solution for all sports people to win in every kind of sport.
Under this method, we can easily accomplish world record feats by simply exchanging the participants as nobody knows who is behind this attire. In Football/soccer, imagine the opportunity of scoring more goals in this attire if more soccer balls were smuggled under this garment? And best of all, a sea of floating black cloth in water during synchronized swimming!
But then since we are in VisionPersonals.com and this is a sex site for hot blooded males, we would prefer a compromise to the following attire.
I think I hear the call for jihad soon.
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Pearls...... And that sweet pearl.
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Posted:Jun 16, 2015 9:39 pm
Last Updated:Jun 16, 2015 11:07 pm
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Yes....
That sweet pearl reminds me of the silky hard swollen pearl I long for to swirl my tongue around while I pry open those lovely legs apart as they shiver and shudder in throes of orgasmic waves.
Yes, she came back for more yesterday night.
And this time, the same knock knock knock and a mesmerizing vision when I opened the door.
She was already leaning against the wall , legs apart, fingers sliding in and out of her pussy, juicing up well and deep heavy breathing.
I whisked her quickly in and locked the door and ravished her. Ate her. Banged her. She needed it so much. She wanted it so much. She screamed in climax over and over agian.
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The man who will make America great again!
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Posted:Jun 16, 2015 9:24 pm
Last Updated:Jul 17, 2015 11:28 pm
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YOU ARE ALL FIRED!
It's about time we had a man's man in control of a nation of Stars and Stripes.
Where he will have no second thoughts to executing anyone because it gives good ratings.
He will decimate and remove all obstacles and ultimately, there can only be ONE who will work for him.
Imagine how much you can reduce the overhead cost of running the Whitehouse when all you need is one Butler who doubles up as Chief of Staff, Chief of Kitchen, Chief of interns, Chief of everything?
You don't need to pay the incredulous salaries of the Upper House and Lower House and all the supporting staff. And imagine, no more expensive wild boozing security staff.
So we all welcome the Triumph of the Trump!
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Good luck, lucky you 👍
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Posted:Jun 16, 2015 7:37 pm
Last Updated:Jun 16, 2015 9:08 pm
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Sign language at its best.
So if you have ever wondered why you are roughly pushed against the wall, legs spread apart, stripped searched and have your rear probed, perhaps it is because you haven't taken time to brush up on your sign language in the Middle East.
Happy Ramadan, Ed Mubarak!
👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
And try not to die a virgin.
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Knock knock knock
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Posted:Jun 15, 2015 11:35 pm
Last Updated:Jun 16, 2015 6:49 pm
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I was about to sleep when there was a knock on the door.
I opened and lo and behold, she stood holding in her hand, her tiny purse and draped over her arms, her silky mini black dress.
And my eyes moved from her beautiful made up face with long eyelashes, red lipstick and down her cleavage and to her waxed pussy.
All she had on was her pearl necklace and her stilletoes.
It was indeed a sight to behold.
I of course ushered her in.
And she lunged at me.
She was a bit tipsy after her company dinner.
And horny.
It was a hurried time of hard fucking and wild screaming.
Don't you agree that her pearls look good on her?
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Last night's pleasure!
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Posted:Jun 12, 2015 11:58 pm
Last Updated:Apr 29, 2024 12:9 pm
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She came up to me from behind.
Cupped my eyes with her hands and in a low moan, asked me "guess who"
I thought about it for a second and guessed her name.
"Yes!", she giggled with glee as she spun me around on my stool at the bar counter and gave me an out of this world kiss, with all her tongue and wet lips.
Luscious.
I can see she was horny.
"I need you" she whispered and guided my hands down to her short mini dress to touch her panty-less wet pussy.
Damn.... She is chasing me. I felt like the prey.
"Only you can touch my g-spot and make me cum like no other" she begged.
Eerrr....
I won't want to argue over that since opportunity is staring in my eyes.
She led me to her apartment.
...... and it was a wild 12 hours non stop fun from night till the next morning.
Now I am just trying to catch some sleep in between my waking hours of work. Yup. I am still spotting that crazy fucked smile on my face.
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