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Welcome to my little blog. This is where I share my deranged thoughts in the heat of the moment, usually after clearing some choked pipes. Bathtubs are also my specialty.

Perhaps the fun part of reading my blog is to determine if any of the stories are believable or created from my active imagination, the result of a mind over infused with too much zinc and vitamin C.

I guess I am more valued for my deep tissue muscle relaxing massages. But that is another topic altogether.
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Freaky Friday
Posted:May 28, 2015 11:31 pm
Last Updated:May 29, 2015 9:30 am
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Yes, it is that time of the month.
The hot weather is coming in.
Dry and hot.
I can see clearly now that the rain is gone.

And sunshine and blue skies abound.
Temperatures soaring.
I'm thinking of finding a secluded pool and go skinny dipping.
Should be fun
And yummy cooling.

Still thinking
On the couch.

Planning.

Arranging.

Wishing.

Still on the couch.
Still dreaming of the cool inviting pool.
Inertia.
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HNW - Gambling
Posted:May 28, 2015 4:59 pm
Last Updated:May 28, 2015 11:07 pm
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A bit belated HNW but I was rather busy attending to urgent matters.

So many requests, so little time.

So this is my contribution for HNW.
What do you think?
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Don't Go Changing, To Try To Please Me.
Posted:May 28, 2015 1:39 am
Last Updated:Feb 5, 2016 4:13 am
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Marriage makes you FAT: Brides gain up to 10lbs within the first six months of marriage

Researchers at Flinders University, in Adelaide, Australia, found women who dieted before their wedding put on 'significantly' more weight

The study found that one in three brides reported being advised to lose weight by their fiancé or a family member before their wedding

Scientists think the wedding day weight change could be because women have ‘snagged’ their man and no longer have motivation to diet.

And surprisingly, most women actually lose weight after they divorce as they spend more time dieting and gymming to get in shape in the hopes of finding a new mate.

So what's the moral of the story if a guy wants a woman in the shape he met her?

A guy wishes the woman not to change after marriage, but she changes.
A gal wishes to change the guy after marriage, and is frustrated that he doesn't change.
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Break of Dawn
Posted:May 27, 2015 8:27 pm
Last Updated:May 28, 2015 6:14 am
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After a heavy down pour last night, we scurried back to her apartment in downtown.
It was the latest high rise in the business district so heavy curtains were installed to shield prying eyes into her sanctuary.

Upon entering, she just removed her clothes at the doorway and I followed suit.
She passed me a bathrobe after putting on one herself and she took my by the hand and led me to a roof top jacuzzi. This is a public place for condominium but as it was late, no one would be around. Once in the jacuzzi, we frolicked and kissed in the warm water.

She grabbed my hard cock and launched herself onto it. Slow strokes until she was riding up and down in a frenzy. She urged me to suck her sensitive nipples and squeeze her breasts while she humped on me until she screamed.

"You are driving me crazy! I am coming again" as she rocked herself on me. Her body trembling in shivers, she rested and then I turned her over and doggie fucked her. She loved the sensation of my hard cock hitting her G-spot. I could see her hands gripping the side jacuzzi tightly as she gasped for air, urging me not to stop.

We went back to her apartment and just jumped into her bed and dozed off exhausted.

The very next morning she was standing by the curtains looking out at the busy world. It is a weekday and the financial business district is buzzing alive.

I smiled, took a picture of her and invited her back into bed for another morning romp. That's the best breakfast we both had, eating each other.
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Rooftop fun
Posted:May 27, 2015 2:24 am
Last Updated:May 28, 2015 6:20 am
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It is tough in Singapore to find a nice roof top for some fun. So recently, I scouted an area in public housing facing a field and the nearest public housing is across the other side of the field. Mind you it is not just a football field but a big expense scheduled for future shopping centers and residential apartments. So it is pretty far away.

I invited a lovely lady who enjoyed kinky outdoors to have wild fun. It was in the evening and we now are naked, taking photos and then we laid down and proceeded to have roof top fun. It's fun and crazy being to care free in the open.

Have you had some roof top fun?
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Morning urgent request.
Posted:May 27, 2015 1:42 am
Last Updated:May 16, 2024 5:17 am
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"Ping" a message came.
"Free now? I need you"
Now, that's interesting. I tried calling that number but the call was not answered. I usually don't take messages too seriously when no further information was divulged apart from "I need you". Who knows it could be an old gay guy or a young chap playing hide and seek.

"What's it you need?"
"I need sex" was the reply.
"Everyone needs sex. Well almost everyone except the Pope, the monks and nuns."
"I am not a nun" the reply came.
"Well, at least I need to call you and double confirm you are not Hossan Leong, monks or your Holiness the Pope" I replied.

A blocked number called in. I answered and on the other side, a sweet female said "I am not the Pope, nor any monk and I can double triple confirm that I am NOT Hossan Leong.

Okay, definitely not the Pope or Hossan Leong.

Come now to the hotel at room 408

And so I quickly packed and soon arrived at the named hotel and made my way up to the room.

I knocked on the the door and it opened to reveal a lovely lady in stockings and bra. She was like an angel, beautiful and inviting eyes. "You were highly recommended" she smiled and welcomed me in with a kiss as she guided my fingers to her moist dripping pussy. We kissed passionately as she started to remove my clothes and got on her knees to lick my cock. I kicked off my shoes and socks and lifted her to the bed and just spread her thighs and dived into her moist pussy. Absolutely delicious and succulent.

Her legs trembled and she squirmed a lot as she reached climax after climax.

She then got up and pushed me on my back and rode me wildly, humping and rocking to another orgasm as I kissed and sucked her erect nipples and squeezed her big breasts.

Then she wanted doggie and later missionary. We spend 3 hours of mind boggling sex that by the end, we were totally exhausted and shagged.
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Morning Rain
Posted:May 23, 2015 1:18 am
Last Updated:May 24, 2015 3:09 pm
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Another morning rain.
Heavy downpour
And I was on my way for another urgent request.
By the time I was at the door, I was completely drenched.
She came to the door in a shear teddy, barely covering her pussy.
But that's what she liked.

She stood with legs apart when I opened the door.
Dipping her fingers in between her pussy lips, she smeared her thick love juice on her breasts and invited me to lick her.
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Blindfold
Posted:May 21, 2015 10:22 pm
Last Updated:May 27, 2015 9:37 pm
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Thursday midnight!

She "pinged" requesting urgent attention.
She was in heat and wanted some hard rough action.
She drove by and picked me up.
Wearing just a shear transparent semi blouse and no panty, it took lots of will power not to slide my fingers over to caress her nipples and stimulate her pussy and clit while she was driving.
We made it back to her house, automatic gate and into the privacy of her home.
She just removed her blouse in the car and walked out naked and into her house and into her bedroom.
There she had all her toys and the first item to be worn was the blindfold.
After that, it was fulfillment of her fantasy all night long till Friday morning.
Needless to say, we both just managed to wake up after 11:30am
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Morning picnic.
Posted:May 20, 2015 10:45 pm
Last Updated:May 16, 2024 5:17 am
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It's 7am on this Thursday morning and we picked a nice picnic breakfast spot by the lake. Actually it is a reservoir but who cares. The day is cool as the sun is breaking through the clouds.

I laid out the white cloth and was about to serve breakfast when she moaned to me, "Eat me for breakfast".

I move towards her and kissed her lips and simultaneously removed her top. She wasn't wearing a bra and her nipples were super sensitive.

I moved deftly to remove her skirt and she wasn't wearing any panty either. She dipped her finger into her pussy and brought up her slimy sticky oozing web of cunt juice to my lips to savor. "Eat me now" as she spread her thighs apart.

I went down on her and ate her hungrily as she arched her back enjoying the thrills of micro orgasms coursing through her body.

She held my head with down hands and she thrusted up her groin and ground her clit against my flicking tongue. "Insert two fingers, please" she begged. I penetrated her cunt as I continue to lick her clit unabatedly.

She made a deep gutteral sound as she outstretched her hands to the side and grasped the cloth as she arched her back in an explosive climax. "ARRRGGGHHHHHHH!!!!"

I got up and spread her legs and thrusted into her, pounding hard and fast into her pulsating tight wet juicy cunt. "More, more, more!" as she scratched my back with her nails. Her eyes opened and teeth sinking into my shoulder as she has another ongoing orgasm.

I pounded until I exploded in her and fell exhausted.

She smiled and I smiled back as we laid naked side by side peering into each other's eyes, our legs entwined together as our groin is joined as one. We both giggled at the same time.

The sun has risen higher.

We ran into the waters and swam naked and frolicked in there, enjoying each other's company.

And then we got back up to the bank and proceeded to have our picnic naked.

We left our picnic at 10am.
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It's raining and it's getting to be that time again
Posted:May 20, 2015 2:31 am
Last Updated:Jun 6, 2015 12:00 am
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Afternoon rain.
The sky is dark.
The air filled with refreshing cut leaves as the wind blows hard tearing the leaves from the trees.
The scent is unmistakable.
It is going to pour.
And lighting is going to strike as the air is charged up.

And it is HNW time.
Time to laze around as work is slowing down.
Time for coffee.

And waiting for PURPLE RAIN!

Do you like the color of purple?
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HNW - Hookey
Posted:May 19, 2015 10:49 pm
Last Updated:May 26, 2015 3:17 am
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Looking for a lady who is keen to play Hookey with me.
It is a vigorous sport that involves lots of cardio, sweating, stretching, pushing, thrusting, gripping, panting, scratching, biting.

Contact me if you like a game of Hookey.
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For the lovely gorgeous OneXOXO
Posted:May 19, 2015 8:58 pm
Last Updated:May 20, 2015 1:36 am
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To OneXOXO,

I wonder if these enhanced photos from your blog will be more dramatic?


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Morning bus ride
Posted:May 16, 2015 8:52 pm
Last Updated:May 17, 2015 8:09 pm
11236 Views
It was a lovely morning bus ride.

Not very crowded as it was the weekend. And also in the early morning thus not many people wanted to drag their feet off the bed after a tough whole week using the crammed public transport.

So here I was. I boarded the bus. It was a very long journey bus. I wanted a seat with enough leg space. So I chose the reverse facing seat near the rear. This is the kind of bus that has many tiers. With the furthest back being the highest.

I was busy playing with my app game that I didn't notice the lady seated at the far back. Her seat was elevated and she was seat with her legs tightly closed together. I saw she had very shapely legs. Heck, she had shapely body too with hypnotizing assets.

I looked at her shapely legs, leering and just watching her as she sat and moved about on her seat. She caught my eyes. I smiled to her and she smiled back. Her lips parted just so slightly to create a sexy pout as her chest heaved up and down accentuating her ample breasts. I noticed she parted her legs in my direction.
As I was seated and in my angle, I noticed I was the only one able to peer into her short mini skirt. But I couldn't glimpse anything as it was too dark.

Then the bus made a turn and the sun shone straight into the area between her thighs like the shaft of light piercing into the pyramid tomb to reveal the gold treasure like in Raiders of the Lost Ark. Eat your heart out, Harrison Ford. I found treasure.

Not so much like Sharon Stone as Katherine Tremmel in Basic Instinct but almost close.
Her trimmed pussy was enticing. I love a woman who manicured and kept her bush tamed. The last thing I wanted from doing oral is have a simultaneous oral dental care by flossing my teeth while carpet cleaning. I don't fancy getting too much fiber in my diet via hair balls like the feline species or else I'd get as grouchy as Garfield.

Anyway, when I looked up and our eyes met again, she smiled and invited me to look between her legs again. She must be having her thrills because my staff was getting to be a very stiff stuff.

I enjoyed the entertainment the whole journey spying on her lovely snatch as waiting for the bus to turn in the right angle to have sufficient light to shine into her quim (yes, I learned this word from watching Marvel's The Avengers)

After 45 minutes of bus ride I had to alight and to my surprise, she was alighting too. I smiled to her and asked where she was going to.

"To work. But I am inclined to be distracted today if there is a good enough reason to" she answered.

I replied, "I can be a good reason"

I asked her for breakfast at the nearby eateries and there we chatted a while. I broached on the topic of her pantiless plight and she said today she felt like she wanted the thrill to see if she could satiate her urgent needs. I stroked her thighs and a soft moan escaped between her lips. "Don't light my fire if you are not prepared to douse it with your hose".

I quickly made arrangements to postpone my appointments to the next day and she called in sick to her office. Then we made our way to a nearby hotel and had a whole day fun.

How is your weekend?
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