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Welcome to my little blog. This is where I share my deranged thoughts in the heat of the moment, usually after clearing some choked pipes. Bathtubs are also my specialty.

Perhaps the fun part of reading my blog is to determine if any of the stories are believable or created from my active imagination, the result of a mind over infused with too much zinc and vitamin C.

I guess I am more valued for my deep tissue muscle relaxing massages. But that is another topic altogether.
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What a good day to start off with!
Posted:Apr 29, 2015 8:31 am
Last Updated:May 16, 2024 1:59 pm
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It has been a very wet morning.

And the rain was torrential. Non stop. And I was greeted with a wet dripping pussy. Almost.
The pussy was already in the tub and a nice reflection was taken to commemorate "SAVE WATER DAY" so I joined in the bath to save some water. Well, I am doing my part to help Mother Earth.

Anyway, back to the ministrations of the wet pussy. It needed digital assistance so the digit was introduced between the warm slimy wet folds of labia. And an occasional dip into the secret tunnel of pleasure.

Moans escaped the lips.

I lifted her up so she now stood above me legs spread apart. She wanted proper oral care. I obliged. I gave her a tongue lashing she would remember. She writhed in pleasure. I stood up, turned her around and bent her over, penetrated her doggie style. She urged faster and deeper.

I moved faster and deeper and harder.

She moaned aloud and shuddered.

She came and collapsed.
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The Lure of the Curve
Posted:Apr 28, 2015 12:56 am
Last Updated:Apr 29, 2015 8:20 am
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Caution: Slow

Dangerous Curves. Hump Ahead

So may you all have a good hump on twisted Tuesday with Dangerous Curves.
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Thunderstorm
Posted:Apr 26, 2015 4:19 am
Last Updated:Apr 28, 2015 12:35 am
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And so this weekend is a wet weekend.
Finally, the weather has gone back to its predictable inter-monsoon season.
This is when the South Easterly winds that brings deluge to the Peninsula Malaysia and Singapore stops and just before the beginning of the North Westerly winds blow and brings torrential rains to Sumatra and southern Thailand.

This is the period where rain is predictably in the late afternoon till night after a hot scorching sun caused evaporation in the sea in the morning and afternoon.

So we were ready for dinner as the rain had subsided. We went to our favorite seafood restaurant and just as we reached there, it poured.

Needless to say, the outdoor section was closed. That have us a splendid idea. The outdoor section is pretty secluded and away from the restaurant and is accessible via staircase. We knew nobody in their right frame of mind would venture out in the rain like this. She felt the thrill of a sexy urge and whispered in my ear. I said sure, since I had brought an umbrella along and a towel too.

She took off her clothes and put on her raincoat. And we rushed to the outdoor dining area and took a few sexy nude photos. She loved it.

Then we kissed in the rain. It was wild. And thrilling as they may be someone who might just walk by but chances were very very slim. I lifted her and the table and she wrapped her legs around my waist as I entered her. It was hurried. She was wet. All over. Down there too. Rain was pouring. I pushed hard. Deep. She moaned. "Fuck me, fuck your slut!"

I pounded my hard cock into her. Every thrust is met with her legs pulling me towards her. I pounded harder and faster and she bit my lips screaming she is cumming hard and told me not to stop. I quickened my pace and feel my cock tensed up. I am about to explode too. She bit my lips hard signaling she is in her throes of orgasms. She told me to stop but I couldn't. I was almost there. I pounded harder and faster. I exploded and my cum leaked out of her wet juicy pussy.

We quickly put back out raincoats and we ran for cover, drying up and putting our clothes on. And then we walked back to the restaurant and ordered our favorite dishes for the night, steamed salted duck egg crabs and buttered prawns. Yummy.

Supper will be another story to tell after the wine.

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Wet wet wet
Posted:Apr 25, 2015 2:40 am
Last Updated:Apr 26, 2015 3:05 am
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Yes.
It has been wet all afternoon.
And one can be completely drenched if one steps out do the main door.
Fortunately she came a ringing.
And once through the door, she divested all her wet clothes on the foyer and walked all the way to the living room dripping and leaving footprints.
I quickly grabbed a large fluffy towel and cuddled her with it.
With a smaller towel, I dabbed dry her long hair and she slumped down into the sofa, naked and purring.
I made her a hot cup of chocolate with a tinge of cinnamon. She smiled. I brought out the delicious Chocolate cake and she sat up and wolfed down her tea time.
Then she spread her legs apart and cooed me to have my tea time between her thighs.
But before that, she needed her banana and nuts so I stood above her as she removed my shorts and started to arouse me with her tongue. As she sucked me, she fingered her pussy. I stared at her aroused.
Then I lifted her legs up and started to feast her moist tulips. It is this beautiful blossom spring that tulips are most desirable.
I found the bulb of ecstasy and focused my attention to that joy button.
She was moaning aloud but it didn't matter even if she screamed. The rain was pouring so heavily that the sound of rain against the roof drowned out any screams she made.

She was breathing heavily. Her chest heaved up and down, her body squirming around as I continue to lick slowly around her love joy. Her legs trembled. Her pussy lips oozed delicious juices. She moaned and begged me to fuck her hard. I continue to lick her as I feel her thighs trembling. I inserted 2 fingers into her pussy and curled them in and straightened them out inside her, driving her crazy in lust. She screamed and arched her body as her legs trembled and quivered continuously. She screamed "enough! I came hard"

That's when I got up and spread her legs and thrusted my hard cock into her. Her eyes opened wide in astonishment as I pounded her hard. I griped her elbows and locked them against her knees. She can't move a bit and was at my mercy.

And she could just scream. And scream she did as I pounded her mercilessly as her pussy grasped my hard cock in pulsating rhythms. She begged me to stop because she was overwhelmed with orgasms. I could feel my cock squeezed in her vice like grip milking my cock. I exploded in her and the white milk slowly oozed out of her dripping wet pussy.

She smiled and I cuddled her, lifted her to the bed and we slept till dinner.

Dinner.... Is another story.
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Smile
Posted:Apr 25, 2015 12:43 am
Last Updated:Apr 25, 2015 12:50 am
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Did you know it takes 43 muscles to frown? And 14 muscles to smile? So why are you expending so much precious resources in frowning for every disappointment when you can be less tired with a lovely smile.

Especially when it takes only 4 muscles to slap him? Added up it only takes 18 muscles to slap him and smile. And 18 is an auspicious number. So, time for slapping and smiling this weekend.
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Early sunrise!
Posted:Apr 18, 2015 1:09 am
Last Updated:Apr 18, 2015 2:43 am
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I was huffing and puffing!
I finished my pre dawn 10 km run.
All sweaty and out of breath and now cooling down.
Just got in the door when she stirred from her sleep.
She was exhausted as she was kept awake all night long.
The sun rays filtered through the curtains and into the bedroom.
She stretched like feline, arching her back.
Yes, she enjoys a good stretch.
And then she asked me to take her photo.
She wants one that shows the sun rays caressing her body.
Out came my camera, and a few snaps here and there and she seemed satisfied with the results.
She moves over to me, "come, let me bathe you"
I followed her to the bathroom and into the shower.
She lathered me and caressed me with her soapy body.
Her breasts enveloped over my cock and I continue to push against them until I ejaculated onto her neck.
I turned her around, put her under the shower, made her hold the tap and I spread her legs apart and penetrated her pussy doggie style.
She moaned loudly and urged me to pound her faster and harder.
More soup made it feel more sensual.
She gasped and moaned.
She urged me not to stop.
She was coming soon.
Faster
Harder
Deeper
Until she gushed her squirt all over as her body trembled and shook.
Her knees went weak and she slumped onto the floor wet in the shower.
I lifted her up, washed her and dried her and put her back in bed.
She was exhausted.
Again.


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Strap on for beginners.
Posted:Apr 16, 2015 3:13 am
Last Updated:May 16, 2024 1:59 pm
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Someone asked me to recommend a strap-on for beginners, preferably made in Korea since they are visiting Korea.

Come on!
It is so easy to find such stuffs in Google. Just do a search and out comes a myriad of strap-on toys.

But hey, since they asked, and I kinda think they fit into the "askhole" category, I oblige by searching the smallest girth strap-on I can find in Korea.

Made of steel for hygiene purposes, yeah?

So this is what I found.

And it comes in a pair for two orifices. I sure hope they like it.

What do you think?
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Yesterday night - hump night
Posted:Apr 15, 2015 7:25 pm
Last Updated:Apr 15, 2015 7:26 pm
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Was a hot and humid night.
But the bars are blaring with hypnotic music.
And she was just there waiting by the bar counter.
Smiling.
Normally I don't go to the pubs to drink.
But tonight, she wanted to meet at a public place.
To suss up whom she is meeting.
And I must say I liked who I see.
Dressed in a tight fitting black nano micro mini dress that barely covers her ass and stretched to the hilt trying to constrain her overflowing twin assets, she is definitely a looker.
An executive lady, she is out to de-stress and yearn to unwind more. She was drinking her blue margarita.
I walked over to her and introduced myself. She was expecting. She said she liked what she saw and smelled. Now, that's strange. I love to eat raw garlic and I eat meat and asparagus and onions and ginger and broccoli. I am sure a combination would make me reek with bad breath and ooze fainting inducing aroma from my armpits. (I am not a fan of deodorants nor anti-perspirants)

I guess either she has a nasal block or she is partial to these kinds of food. Anyway, we chatted. She drank. I sipped tap water. She drank some more. I sipped more tap water. Then she sprung the question. "My place or your place". Now if she was a property agent, this would have been an innocent question and I wouldn't have batted an eyelid over it. But she was not and my eyes opened wide and my jaw almost dropped to my toes. Okay.... I didn't open my mouth, I was drinking my tap water when she sprung the question so just pretend my jaws almost dropped to the floor. Of course I choked.

"Yours" was my answer and after paying for the drinks, we left in a taxi to return to her home. Her home is a rather nice unit in an upscale condominium.

We went in and she just dropped everything. I mean, literally dropped EVERTHING! Purse, shoes, panties, dress. And she slid into bed, turning around cooing me to join her. I dropped everything too, clumsily though when my trousers fell with a loud clunk and my Handphone and belt and coin pouch and other stuffs fell with it.

(To be continued, got to work)
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Licking or sucking?
Posted:Apr 15, 2015 8:19 am
Last Updated:Apr 24, 2015 4:18 am
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Ladies, which do you prefer?

Licking or Sucking.

Hard or Gentle.

Fast or Slow.

Wet or Hot?

Which would you prefer?
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Swimming with the fish
Posted:Apr 15, 2015 8:11 am
Last Updated:May 16, 2024 1:59 pm
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Was having a good time getting wet recently.
With flippers and dive mask.
And lovely reef fish.
Incredible myriad of colors in the sea.
Rare live corals.
Amazing.

Lovely weekend.
Going back there again.
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Travel Fair - Visit Texas Month!
Posted:Apr 15, 2015 7:06 am
Last Updated:Feb 5, 2016 4:12 am
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Yes this April is the official Visit Texas Month.

This is when you have to look through all the documents and sign numerous information and impart your life savings for your annual visit to the charity ball.

Have you submitted you taxes today 15 Apr 2015?
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Abs-olutely amazing.
Posted:Apr 15, 2015 6:45 am
Last Updated:Apr 15, 2015 8:00 am
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Have you been thinking of planking, cardio work outs, spinning, twerking to burn off those extra fats around the tummy to reveal a nice tone abdomen like J-Lo?

Eat lots of lean protein and vegetables and keep your caloric intake to around 1000 kcals a day, drink 4 liters of water infused with green tea and you will see visible results within 30 days.

Consistency is key to results.
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HNW - Food
Posted:Apr 15, 2015 5:47 am
Last Updated:Apr 15, 2015 7:59 am
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Have you taken your Bromelain?

Found only in pineapples, it is the protein-digesting enzyme that reduces the effects of osteoarthritis.

So have your pineapples at least once a day for good health and for fun.
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