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Welcome to my little blog. This is where I share my deranged thoughts in the heat of the moment, usually after clearing some choked pipes. Bathtubs are also my specialty.

Perhaps the fun part of reading my blog is to determine if any of the stories are believable or created from my active imagination, the result of a mind over infused with too much zinc and vitamin C.

I guess I am more valued for my deep tissue muscle relaxing massages. But that is another topic altogether.
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HNW - I am back!
Posted:Mar 26, 2015 2:30 am
Last Updated:Apr 14, 2015 11:23 pm
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Okay, just for a brief moment I guess, I am back. Not for good though, but just during the transition period.

And since today is a Wednesday, so It is HNW!!!

Hope you like it, ladies!
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Ladies, do you have a bullet with your name on it?
Posted:Mar 26, 2015 2:05 am
Last Updated:Mar 28, 2015 3:05 am
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How many times when you are facing death, albeit "mini deaths", did you ever realise you may just have a bullet with your name on it?

Imagine, when you are pierced with this bullet, the possibility of a near death experience would flood your inner being, welling within you a desire to cry for mercy and in pain? That your body would go limp ones the deed is done?

So would you welcome a bullet with your name on it?



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Sunrise glory
Posted:Mar 23, 2015 8:20 pm
Last Updated:May 15, 2024 8:41 pm
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This morning, she called.

Meet me at the hospital.
I asked "huh?" stupefied.

"I am ending my shift soon, I am free after that for some fun" she answered.

So there I was, at the hospital, waiting.
Then she whisked me up to her ward and to the consultants wing. It was empty and quiet.

And in the office, she got up on to the examination bed and opened her gown. She was completely naked and wet. "Eat me" she craved.

Not so fast.

This time I brought some ropes and I told her, I would be tying her up. I raised her left leg up and tied her knee to her left elbow. The same with the right.

Now she cannot wiggle herself.
I proceeded to lick, suck and finger her, alternating as she approaches orgasm but only barely, driving her crazy begging to be fucked and pounded hard. She moaned that she wanted my hard cock sliding in and out of her dripping pussy. But I continue to lick and finger her with my right hand.

Then I inserted my left thumb into her anus. She gasped with the new sensation. I continue to let her oozing pussy juices seep into her anus lubricating it. I took out my thumb and now inserted my last two right fingers into her anus, the first two right fingers in her pussy and I used my right thumb to tease her clitoris. That totally drove her wild, screaming and moaning.

Finally after so many brink of orgasms, I got up and eased my hard cock into her dripping wet pussy. With a few hard thrust, she exploded and squirted all over the bed. I continued to pump her and I reached my climax and shot into her dripping pussy.

After she recuperated from the steroid injection which I administered, we went out of the hospital and visited a nearby park. The morning sun has broken through and we took some sexy photos of her.
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Monday early morning fun.
Posted:Mar 23, 2015 3:06 am
Last Updated:May 15, 2024 8:41 pm
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She wanted to meet at the park.
It's already 1.30am on a Monday morning.

So I agreed and waited for her to pick me up at 2.00am.
She arrived on time and off we went to a secluded park in the east.

There was no one around. Today is the start of school day and also it is a workweek so it makes sense that the place was deserted.

She parked the car and we walked into the park. Half way at the board walk, she began to remove her attire and place them in a carrier bag. I did the same and we proceeded to run about the park naked. It was liberating.

We climbed up a bird watching tower and looked at the surroundings. Then she requested I take her photos.

After which, she got on her knees and played and sucked my cock hard.

"Fuck me, fuck your bitch slut, she moaned into my ear"
I turned her around and thrusted into her doggie style.

She moaned. She was so wet and tight.
I pounded her as she gripped the hand rail, panting.

She wanted it so desperately.
She turned around and wanted to lay down and lift her legs on my shoulders so I can pound her harder and deeper.

She screamed in ecstasy and her pussy clamped tight around my hard cock, milking me dry as I thrusted into her.....
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SUNRISE DELIGHT
Posted:Mar 22, 2015 1:16 am
Last Updated:Mar 22, 2015 6:52 am
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6am.

I got a call.
No ping. Because I usually am deep asleep and won't respond to WHATSAPP or Wechat or Line or Telegram or Viber or Skype or Kakao or KIK or whatever else they have on now.

But then my phone rang.
And there was no snooze button.

I picked up the call.
"Quick. Come now. Sky is clear. I want photos taken with the Sunrays barely illuminating me."

"What's in it for me?"... In my groggy state, I retorted.

Buffet breakfast at the Marina. She invited.

"That breakfast for two is already in the room package." I explained, unexcitedly.

"Dinner and movie", she offered. "And me." and she added "the usual photography fee"

Okay, that sounded a nicer deal. I agreed and went over within 30 minutes.

By then, the sun has risen, yet her room just had a glow that bathed her room.

She was already naked and at ease.
I posed her and shot several photos of her and showed her. She loved them.

She gave me a sensual kiss and the fees and we rushed down for breakfast before she rushed off for the exhibition meeting.

That was this Sunday morning. I can't wait for dinner, movies and what comes after that, tonight.

What do you think of her photo?
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Freaky Friday
Posted:Mar 19, 2015 10:22 pm
Last Updated:May 15, 2024 8:41 pm
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She contacted me through a referral.
She wanted something unique to celebrate her birthday.
A gangbang to fill all her openings and to be pounded till she explode into multiple orgasms.

Now that's a request to fulfill.
She doesn't want minute men, so that almost excludes the young guys.
She doesn't want super big nor super long, thus that almost excludes the Caucasians.
She wants super hard and super stamina.
And she wants a minimum of 5 or more who will last for 10 hours non stop to pleasure her alone.

And I am given two weeks to arrange for it.

Me thinks she has been watching too much porn or reading too much porn.
But a request is a request.

Now to screen through the Goldilocks requirements.
Not too big, not too small.
Not too long, not too short.
Not too hairy, not too bald.
Not too hard, not too soft.

Any local guys wanna volunteer?
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Sunrise rendezvous.
Posted:Mar 19, 2015 3:06 am
Last Updated:May 15, 2024 8:41 pm
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She has been calling.
Yearning and pleading.
She wanted it now.
"I am postponing my board meeting so I can have a 5 hour window with you" she messaged. "I am so so horny now"

Now, I really cannot bear to keep a woman in distress and in urgent need, right? It won't be gentlemanly. So I rescheduled my other appointment and agreed to meet up with her.

It's in the morning. I travelled to the appointed lair.

She laid in wait.
In a sheer black satin negligee.
She pounced at me upon opening the door.
And kissed me passionately.
"Fuck me now! I need you"

I lifted her up and laid her down and proceeded to spread her legs apart and kiss her sexy dripping pussy. Her slimy thick juice oozed out to be licked.

She moaned.
"More" as she clamped her thighs around my head.

And that is the start of a 5 hour non-stop fun that ended at 4:30pm.
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State of the Union.
Posted:Mar 18, 2015 3:47 am
Last Updated:Mar 18, 2015 3:48 am
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Today, I have met my match.
She is totally insatiable.
Incredibly sensual.
Absolutely wild and carefree.
Craving more and more.

So I am very happy.
It was an 8 hour long fun time, non-stop.

So I am happy because.....

THE STATE OF THE UNION IS GOOD, STRONG AND LUSTING!
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A new door opens...
Posted:Mar 18, 2015 3:37 am
Last Updated:Mar 18, 2015 3:47 am
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Recently, as devastating as it is that good byes had to be said, but good byes are meant to free up the heart for new hellos.

And out of the blue, today......

A surprising hello.

She is lovely.
Brimming with smile that is as bright as the sunshine.
Her lock of long hair flowing sensually on her body.
Her voice could melt the hardest of heart.
Her touch to ease the soreness of pain.

We got to chatting and she is adventurous.
She wanted photos taken of her.
Sexy ones.
Erotic ones.

Now that's bold.
First time meet and she is that forward, and I like it.

More interesting updates to come.
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HNW - good bye
Posted:Mar 18, 2015 12:33 am
Last Updated:Mar 28, 2015 3:06 am
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Change is the constant in this world.

Everything changes. Nothing ever remains the same.

Even meaning of words.
The only thing different is how long does the change occur.

Some, only a split micro second like the decay of a subatomic quark.

Or the change can take billions and billions of light years.

Well, emotions change and relationships change over time. So here's GOOD BYE to the one who has chosen to move on. Good bye.

HAPPY NEW WEDNESDAY!!!
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Revelations!
Posted:Mar 11, 2015 1:27 pm
Last Updated:May 15, 2024 8:41 pm
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Women are completely defenseless until the nailpolish is dry.

You never realise how boring your life is until someone ask you what do you do for fun
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Best way to finger a pussy!
Posted:Mar 11, 2015 8:28 am
Last Updated:Mar 21, 2015 8:24 pm
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What is the best way to finger a pussy?

One finger?
Two fingers?
Three fingers?
Whole hand?
Two hands?

Which one will give the most satisfaction?






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Oh... to be fit.
Posted:Mar 11, 2015 8:04 am
Last Updated:May 15, 2024 8:41 pm
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Recently I was invited to a hot yoga class.

The instructress has some issues with the piping for the steam outlet to her studio which happens to be her in big master bedroom converted to a hot yoga studio. Well, I guess commercial property rentals are going sky high thus the use of a deluge of residential properties for health spas and centres.

So I looked at the set up and really, the problem is more than plumbing and so I explained to her that she needs to go back to the heater supplier to get them changed. But as a stop gap, I would adjust some of the valves to give her a decent warmed room for her classes until professional service can be rendered.

She was grateful and also incredibly hot. Smoldering hot.
She asked me to try out yoga since her next class won't start until 3 hours later.

She put on the skimpiest bikini and she stripped me down to my boxer shorts. And she taught me some of the poses in the sweltering hot steamy room. I watch her as she contorted into some sexy feline poses. She smirked. She caught a glimpse of how I find her routine exciting.

She came over and started helping me into some of the poses and when she held me, accidentally brushed against my hard cock, she said that I am stiff. She could help ease that stiffness.

Oh yeah!!

Divested away from our skimpy clothes, I proceeded to devour her, kissing her and eating her.....

Licking her and sucking her and fingering her until she couldn't take it anymore, begging me to enter her. I did as commanded and pounded her with her legs spread apart and held behind her head.

She gasped and moaned as she spasmed and pulsated her pussy, gripping my hard cock inside.

I thrusted into her harder and sent her delirious. She screamed and collapsed. I continued to pump her till I felt my inside explode in her and collapsed on top of her. It was incredible.

I am beginning to like Hot Yoga!

Do you like to get fit or get fitted?
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