You know you are screwed when....
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Posted:Jun 5, 2015 5:57 pm
Last Updated:Jun 6, 2015 2:28 am
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Have you ever wondered if the way how you sign your name has some perverted image?
Now you know you are screwed real bad.
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Midnight passion
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Posted:Jun 5, 2015 2:12 am
Last Updated:Jun 5, 2015 11:57 pm
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Out in the patio, overlooking the garden, she laid on the outdoor sofa.
Playing and caressing herself while waiting for me.
Her place is in the secluded part up north in Sembawang where the old British army quarters used to be.
She laid out there in the warm humid night.
She turned on the stand fan to ventilate the still air.
When I arrived, she was already playing with herself.
Moist and succulent, she greeted me by removing her fingers from her pussy and letting me suck her fingers oozing with slimey cunt juice.
She moved quickly to remove my clothes.
She was in need.
"Fuck me, darling" she moaned.
"Fuck me hard"
I lifted her legs on my shoulders and penetrated her wet dripping pussy.
Her cunt was tight and sucking me in, preventing me from pulling out.
"Bang me hard!" she begged.
I thrusted hard and fast into her.
She felt her passion build.
Higher and higher.
Her back arched and she grunted!
"Fuck your slut, darling!"
I pounded into her hard and fast till she screamed.
"No more! I need to rest." she whispered in exhaustion.
I let her doze off into a deep sleep under the star lit sky.
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HNW - material
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Posted:Jun 3, 2015 6:33 pm
Last Updated:May 16, 2024 4:19 am
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This is the material that makes things material out of thin air for me.
Want some cream?
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Definitely ABC
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Posted:Jun 3, 2015 4:56 pm
Last Updated:Jun 4, 2015 7:50 am
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Little Johnny's class is reviewing the alphabet. His teacher knows that he has an "advanced" vocabulary for his age, so she avoids calling on him. When the teacher asks for a word beginning with "A," Little Johnny raises his hand. The teacher anticipates he'll say, "ass" so she calls on Mary Lou, who says "apple."
This continues because the teacher knows that Little Johnny knows a cuss word for every letter of the alphabet. Then she gets to "R." She can't think of any cuss words that begin with R, so she calls on Johnny.
He exclaims, "R is for rats -- big fucking rats, with 12-inch cocks!"
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The teddy connection
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Posted:May 31, 2015 9:04 pm
Last Updated:Jun 1, 2015 2:00 pm
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Stuff toys are now used for better communications. Or to energize one.
Will she feel stuffed?
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Feeling Peachy
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Posted:May 31, 2015 8:36 pm
Last Updated:Feb 5, 2016 4:16 am
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Usually I am partial to apples but lately I suddenly developed a craving for peaches
I wonder why?
Any guesses?
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'Twas the Eve of a long vacation
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Posted:May 31, 2015 7:32 am
Last Updated:May 16, 2024 4:19 am
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The waves were crashing against the shore.
The sea was rough and choppy even behind the breakwaters.
The beach was devoid of people as the rain clouds loomed threatening a heavy thunderstorm.
We laid on the double water proof mattress in one of the patios facing the open sea.
Naked.
We had made love on the fine sandy beach and then we retired on the patio to doze off with the sound of waves crashing against the sandy beach.
She was snuggled beside.
Resting in bliss.
Knowing there awaits more pleasure and climaxes when she woke up refreshed a few hours later.
And yes, indeed, she is insatiable.
More to cum.
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Minaj a trois.
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Posted:May 31, 2015 4:58 am
Last Updated:Jun 3, 2015 8:59 am
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Nicki Minaj thinks women “should demand” the ultimate satisfaction when it comes to sex.
The 32-year-old is known for her sharp lyrics and strong sense of style. But in a new interview with the American edition of Cosmopolitan, it seems the Anaconda singer is ferocious in the bedroom too.
“I demand that I climax. I think women should demand that,” she told the publication. “I have a friend who’s never had an orgasm in her life. In her life! That hurts my heart. It’s cuckoo to me. We always have orgasm interventions where we, like, show her how to do stuff. We’ll straddle each other, saying, ‘You gotta get on him like that and do it like this.’ She says she’s a pleaser. I’m a pleaser, but it’s 50/50.”
Clearly Nicki likes to get what she wants from her man, and in the near future that will be if she continues to have her way. While rumours have circulated recently she is engaged to rapper Meek Mill, the star has made no secret of wanting to have a family.
“Ten years from now, I will have two , unless my husband wants three,” she explained. “I will be into my fitness a lot more, I will stop yo-yo dieting, and I’ll be a housewife with careers that I can run from home.”
In fact, despite her many awards and accolades, Nicki wants nothing more than to be a stay-at-home parent.
“I want to be able to cook for my , bake cookies for them, and watch them grow up. I just want to be Mommy,” she added. “Take them to school, go to the parent-teacher conference, help them with their homework, and put their work on the refrigerator.”
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Strange following.
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Posted:May 30, 2015 9:52 pm
Last Updated:Jun 3, 2015 8:57 am
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I have a strange following.
95% of my blog readers or watchers are male.
This is contrary to my objective which is to attract more females to read and comment my blog. (Feed back)
So it is mighty strange that I have so many silent male watchers who incidentally also flirt and hot listed me too.
Hello? I am in Singapore. No longer in San Francisco. And I am straight like a plumbers pipe.
So can anyone enlighten me or suggest a reason why I have such a big male following? And how I can increase female watchers and admirers?
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Fucked senseless?
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Posted:May 30, 2015 9:45 pm
Last Updated:Jun 2, 2015 8:02 pm
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'nuff said.
It is fucking senseless promising senseless fucking to the senseless fucked.
What say you?
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Sex Burn!
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Posted:May 30, 2015 8:49 pm
Last Updated:Jun 10, 2015 9:08 pm
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The question: After a rigorous romp, I'm always sweaty and exhausted. But how much of a workout do I really get in the bedroom?
The expert: Bryan Krahn, C.S.C.S., a personal trainer at Complete Body Fitness in New York City
The verdict: "Most guys think they're outstanding lovers and would never even consider that they might've once left a woman or two unfulfilled," Krahn says. "Not surprisingly, most guys also think that the act itself brings a massive calorie expenditure, on par with running a marathon followed by a Tough Mudder or two."
But it's actually more like a quick walk around the corner.
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A recent (and totally unfortunate) study published in the New England Journal of Medicine debunked the common belief that having sex burns up to 300 calories. According to the calculations of University of Alabama at Birmingham researchers, a 154-pound man doing the deed burns about 21 calories during an average sex sesh—a mere 3.5 calories per minute.
But ever the optimists, we think it's worth keeping a few things in mind. Those 21 calories depend on two things: intensity and duration. The study assumes that your sexercise is about as intense as walking at a 2.5-mph pace and that you last about six minutes—the average for most dudes.
For example, another study (did we mention scientists are really into this question?) found that young men burn 101 calories in the sack—granted, they pick up the pace and last a laudable 24.7 minutes. But even if you can't go quite that long, foreplay counts for something, right?
If you want to up your sex life's intensity (be it for a better burn or maximum  , mix things up with some standing positions or just focus on doing the pushing, says Krahn, who recommends that you leave the kettlebells at the gym.
But, all bedroom-gym-hybrid fantasies aside, your best bet is to focus on sex in the bedroom and exercise at the gym. That said, if you perform the right moves, your gym time could get you in better naked shape and improve your stamina in the sack. Case in point: our better-sex workout.
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An afternoon of Fun
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Posted:May 29, 2015 9:02 am
Last Updated:May 31, 2015 4:46 am
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Friday is always a fun time.
Today is no different.
Was called to fix two cisterns.
Went with my bag of tools.
And lubricants.
And protections.
And after getting my hands wet and my fingers entering some unreachable spots, I accomplished total satisfaction.
And then I asked to have a chance to shower and clean myself up. And then I just dried myself in the bedroom in full view of her lecherous eyes.
And she made her move.
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