Men vs Women
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Posted:Sep 16, 2011 10:55 am
Last Updated:Oct 5, 2011 3:23 pm
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Here is one of those questions that even as a man, I just don't quite have an answer myself. I only know I'm guilty as charged.
Why is it that men will go out and hang with the fellas that we see on a weekly basis and will hang out all night long sometimes. Thus causing our wives or girlfriends and such to worry etc.
Where our counter parts who haven't seen this particular girlfriend in a long time or perhaps even a co-worker will go out for dinner and a movie and be home by 10:00 o'clock.
I'm lucky my wife is an understanding person as when I have many of my motorcycle activities, perhaps it's just my best friend and I rolling. We start off early in the day and by the time we finally lad up at home, it's closer to midnight. I doubt I'm the only guy that has this issue. 
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A New Pair of Eyes
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Posted:Sep 6, 2011 9:50 am
Last Updated:Sep 9, 2011 8:59 pm
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Well the day finally arrived that my new pair of glasses came in. Eye wear today is an expensive issue. Especially when you are involved in activities that require the use of specialty eye wear such as motorcycling.
Last year when I was diagnosed with diabetes, my eyes went through several changes very rapidly. Fortunately for me, my eyes have actually progressed slightly. For a while though, I went back and forth. This causing me to be the owner of at one time, 5 different pair of glasses. One for work, one for driving, one for reading only and two for the motorcycle! Did i mention that insurance only covers ONE pair of glasses every two years? Did I mention that they only cover ONE pair of lenses????
Luckily, I'm getting fewer pair of glasses but I'm in need of different lenses these days. After searching and even more searching, lenses are just DAMN EXPENSIVE! I still need bi-focals for work. Distance only for watching TV or going the movies and such and I must have a specific pair of glasses that hopefully will pull double duty for both day and night while riding the motorcycle. Single prescription eye wear can be reasonable but get into bi-focal lenses and it's a whole other story. My daily wear glasses... $275 for lenses ONLY! For the motorcycle, daytime only as they are tinted dark, $400-$500 for new lenses!!!! I could get my vision plan to pay for lenses but even with that, I'd pay $375 out of pocket.
I found an eye wear place on that other social place that afforded me an alternative. They provided a much cheaper alternative to the ones I had already found. For an amazing $123, I bought a new pair of glasses. Frames, lenses with all the features. Anti-scratch, anti-reflective and UV protection as well as Transition lenses. I was totally impressed.
The only problem with purchasing eye wear over the Internet is you don't get to try them on. Sure they offer a money back guarantee but is it worth it. My glasses arrive today and when I open them up, I find that the frames are much bigger than I had anticipated. They appear like something my dad would have worn!!! Gawd.... Has life come to this?
I doubt I'll send them back as I do plan on buying other pairs as funds allow so perhaps better luck next time on the dimensions. At least the prescription is correct and I can see again. Although the readers will take some getting used too again. My old ones were no longer good for reading but they worked great for driving or medium distances. These make it blurry again when walking up stairs again. A minor adjustment to get over. If you want to know of a cheap place to buy glasses and you're willing to take a chance on unseen frames, shoot me an email and I'll give you their address. The cost and ability to see again out weighs the other.
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Let the War Games Begin
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Posted:Aug 17, 2011 7:29 pm
Last Updated:Aug 28, 2011 7:58 pm
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Gone is the DSI... Gone is the WII, Gone is the iTouch/iPhone. Goodbye computer and all online games. And for at least tomorrow or maybe longer, Goodbye TV.
School has started and the pleas and cry's have begun. Homework hasn't even started yet and the war zone has surfaced. Little man goes to Math tutoring, Piano and Martial Arts. If this mess keeps up, Piano and Martial Arts will be gone too!
Hope your school year and kiddo's are not giving you as much trouble as mine is.
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TMI of total humiliation. Part One
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Posted:Aug 15, 2011 8:01 pm
Last Updated:Oct 4, 2011 7:34 pm
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This post goes along with the one just below but is the prequel to Part Two. This is my most embarrassing sexual moment involving the rather gross but funny business of farts and sex.
My most embarrassing fart...
My girlfriend and I had just finished having an amazing sex session. I was sitting basically on her stomach and pelvic area staring into her eyes with a big smile of satisfaction on my face.
Suddenly, without ANY warning at all!!!! This loud, vibrating, echoing fart rips out of my butt! This was no ordinary toot. This was one loud burst of gas. This was also the first time I had ever passed gas in front of her. She was totally mortified and about to get angry until she realized that it wasn't on purpose and that I was completely humiliated by the experience. I could not hide fast enough under the covers in this small room we were in.
After her shock wore off, she did her best to console me. When my humiliation passed, I did have to inform her gratefully that since the worst has just happened, I no longer have to hide them anymore.
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TMI of total humiliation. Part Two
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Posted:Aug 15, 2011 7:57 pm
Last Updated:Sep 10, 2011 6:15 pm
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This post is in fond although embarrassingly memory of a past experience I had. The memory was restored to vivid recollection thank in part to another of our wonderful bloggers and her stories. Without delay, here is the story.
Head held in shame....
After my first and most embarrassing story that I mentioned in the above post, all bets were off. I'm in the Doggy position behind my girlfriend right in the middle of a very well timed rhythm that I really didn't want to ruin. Everything was feeling so great except for one thing. I felt this sudden urge to pass gas that just wouldn't pass. NO matter how hard I clinched my butt cheeks together, it just couldn't last.
So as the in/out motion continued with great pleasure for both of us, on each subsequent out stroke, out burst a not so quiet TOOT!!! In quiet... Out TOOT!!! In quiet... Out.. TOOT!!! This kept happening repeated times. It seemed as if it would never stop! As I write this, it bring tears to my eyes from laughter as it seems like it only happened yesterday and it was closer to 20 years ago now.
Even my girlfriend who at first was okay with the first one or two farts thought it strangely odd that it just kept on tooting until she collapsed in laughter. Thank God I was a young man in my early 20's as Mr Happy never lost his manhood. After all gaseous episodes have stopped, we continued our passion for one another for an extended period leaving us both more than satisfied.
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Some Nerve
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Posted:Aug 11, 2011 2:11 pm
Last Updated:Sep 7, 2011 6:30 pm
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The other day, I was looking at the people who had viewed my profile. I saw a name I had not seen before and being my typical self, they were only 5 miles from me according to A.F.F. so I had to leave an email message for them to say hello.
Now on this profile, it of course did not offer any photo nor much of a description of the couple themselves. Don't you just love the Prefer Not to Say option? Their profile was pretty clear that they were searching for someone to fuck his wife and in a younger age bracket than me even though they are my same age. No biggie. Understand preference.
Now me being me, if you are close to me, I'm willing to meet most people and offer a friendly hand shake to most all as well. SO I sent a happy greetings type of note. In my message, it clearly stated a welcoming and offered the opportunity to meet and say hello. No intentions or misleading were present. No desire for sex or anything like that. In response, was a rather rude statement of the following: I quote "Go fuck your fat wife and leave us alone. ---------------------------------------------------"
Now first off, this idiot makes it impossible to even reply to them. Which in my opinion, this fool just isn't' even worth getting upset over. Did the comment piss me off? Sure. But if your first impression is that of a total asshole, than I don't care to know who you are anyway. It's his loss and not mine. I still don'$t understand his hostility and aggression towards someone he does not know. Did I offend him because I didn't offer to fuck his wife???? Frankly, if you treat your wife like she is the town slut, I don't have much respect for you to begin with. I actually feel sorry for his wife.
I understand there are many here that do not have pure motives and are less than honesty about who they are and what they want. I for one am not that guy. I am clear about who I am and what I want. I try not to hide anything. At the same time, I won't volunteer all my business to just everyone either. If you feel I'm untrustworthy or not truthful in my intentions, then be polite and ignore me. But to insult the woman I love and have chosen to be with isn't cool. In fact, if you said it to me face to face, you might even get hurt. There was a time when you could take my girlfriend but don't touch my car. That shit doesn't apply anymore. You can have my crap but don't Touch or Talk about my family. They are mine Proudly!
So to Mr and Mrs Asshole.... I feel sorry for you Mrs Asshole and you can thank your prick of a husband for loosing out on the opportunity to meet someone worth meeting. Have a nice life!
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No Topic
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Posted:Aug 6, 2011 3:55 pm
Last Updated:Aug 11, 2011 1:52 pm
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Well it's been a long time since I felt like posting anything. So I figured I'd give an update to let my friends here know I'm still alive.
Tomorrow is the wife's birthday and as typical, I had my days all screwed up and thought it was today. No biggie though. She's off duty all weekend long so I get to mange the house for a while. Little man and I are doing fine. We have only gotten into it twice so far today. I tell you... I have forgotten what it was like to be only 9 years old. All the boy does is think of himself. I'm sure I was the same way back when I was his age but I can promise you we aren't raising him to be self centered. One way or another, he and I will have to find a way to work together or he won't live through his years! 
Since mom is out with the girls for the night, little man and I are about to head out for dinner. Don't know where the car will take us yet but I think we may go to the mall and find something else for Mom for her birthday. She is already pleased with me. After only two years, I finally mounted the TV in the living room up on the wall. She has wanted it done since we bought it and I've always had one excuse or another not to do it but today I finally ran out of excuses and put it up. It really is NOT a one person job just so you know.
There is a lot more that has been going on but nothing I really care to talk about. I'm already depressed enough as it is. I've really been in a funk for a while now. Seems like my rear end has been falling off lately. I'm hoping that will change rather soon.
To finish off on a more positive note... We've had sex TWICE in one week and THREE times in two weeks now!!!! For us married guys, that's COOL!!!!
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A Post I couldn't pass up
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Posted:Jul 21, 2011 4:48 pm
Last Updated:Aug 7, 2011 9:19 am
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Friends are like underwear .... Some crawl up your ass... Some snap under pressure... Some don't have the strength to hold you up... Some get a little twisted... Some are your favorite... Some are cheap and just plain nasty... And some actually do cover your ass when u need them to. Re-post for all the friends you have & love! They know who they are ...
This is a post from one of those other places that a gorgeous friend of mine posted. For a plain Jane sight, it really had some neat comments and of course my mind went straight for the gutter. So I couldn't help myself. I HAD to re-post it in her honor. To the Great K... Here is your re-post!
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Head full of doubt
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Posted:Jul 19, 2011 4:12 am
Last Updated:Aug 2, 2011 6:46 pm
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There’s a darkness upon me that’s flooded in light
In the fine print they tell me what’s wrong and what’s right
And it comes in black and it comes in white
And I’m frightened by those that don’t see it
When nothing is owed or deserved or expected
And your life doesn’t change by the man that’s elected
If you’re loved by someone, you’re never rejected
Decide what to be and go be it
There was a dream and one day I could see it
Like a bird in a cage I broke in and demanded that somebody free it
And there was a with a head full of doubt
So I’ll scream til I die and the last of those bad thoughts are finally out
There’s a darkness upon you that’s flooded in light
And in the fine print they tell you what’s wrong and what’s right
And it flies by day and it flies by night
And I’m frightened by those that don’t see it
Why is it that the head full of doubt seems to win so often?
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Sexy Blogger Award
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Posted:Jul 18, 2011 8:53 am
Last Updated:Sep 28, 2011 8:03 pm
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To here it is. Not only once but twice in one week, I have been awarded the honor of being chosen by two (actually 3) of my favorite bloggers to be one of the sexy bloggers here on A.F.F.
I must admit that I am deeply humbled by their choice. I have been called a lot of things in my lifetime but to view myself as sexy, isn't one of them I see myself as. I’m just any other regular guy.
1: I wrecked my first care while still in diapers and probably under two years old. I totaled out someone else’s brand new station wagon.
2: It’s not a big secret but that is probably when my fascination with cars began
3: I gave up singing a long time ago but I still do have a very good singing voice.
4: If I could have a dream job, I’d become a painter and work for Chip Foose
5: A dream of mine that I hope to fulfill is to have matching Mustangs. A new Convertible for the wife and a totally resto-modded 69 Mustang Mach 1
6: Crashed my best friends Harley and was convinced it was time to have my own.
7: Didn’t think finding 7 things about myself I don’t normally tell would be so hard. So last but not least, I feel I’m a terribly parent and husband but I do try real hard.
Here is my list of bloggers that I personally feel are on my top list of Sexy Bloggers. My list will be in alphabetical order. This list is by no means complete. I found it impossible to limit my list to ONLY 7 so I included my top 10 bloggers that I associate with on a regular basis.
AtomicTwatCpl
CampoGirl
Chelsea2219
geysergirl
japaneseass
madamtori
nicjy2
PJ52606
SandraD1000
Softsheetsnme
I thank each of you for the contributions that you have both knowingly and unknowingly given me.
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Posted:Jun 29, 2011 8:20 pm
Last Updated:Jul 18, 2011 7:58 am
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Seems every goes through that stage in his life where all he can manage to do is to get into trouble. Right now, my 's biggest thing is his lack of respect and lying. Little lies and big ones. Even when telling the truth would get him into less trouble, he would still not tell the truth.
His big excuse was he was afraid he would disappoint us. Well telling a lie only make that point worse. Well tonight, the poor did mange to get himself into trouble again but that isn't what I'm here to talk about tonight.
Tonight, he comes up to me as asks me to come see while I'm getting dressed to go walking. So I finish getting dressed and he walks me downstairs to the kitchen. He is all proud of himself too. As he walks into the kitchen, he slips and almost falls down slipping into milk. The saw me use a Yogurt maker twice now and thought he knew what he was doing. He took a packet of Vanilla Ice cream mix, poured it into the machine and then took the milk using a measuring up and poured it into the mixer as well. What he failed to do was put the freezer bucket that sits in the freezer!
Milk and powder was everywhere. It was a mess. He first says, he didn't make that mess! I started to fuss and yell but in reality, you can't be mad at the . It was sort of funny. Just not the clean up part. I think most of us have done that or something similar in the kitchen as . So here is one more to add to the book of adventures.
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Vacation
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Posted:Jun 22, 2011 12:06 pm
Last Updated:Jun 26, 2011 8:48 am
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Well it was supposed to be a total bust today. Rain fell upon us last night and this morning. Honestly, I was kind of glad to see it as I haven't seen rain in so long. Sure enough, the rain cleared and the sun came out. SO it was off to the beach again.
Ike took away our beach house and I knew I'd miss it but never as much as I actually do. Staying across the street from the beach. The place we are staying is actually at the beach. The view out the front windows is beautiful and green. The waves have not calmed down this week so far so the water is not as clear as it is capable of being. When the water gets calm, you can stand in the water and see your feet. The sand is white and for the most part is clean.
For the most part, we have all gotten along and hvae really enjoyed ourselves. It's hard to believe how fast the time is passing. Even the temperatures have cooled down below 100 so you can even step outside without the air being sucked from your lungs. It is supposed to rain the rest of the week but I don't think any of us really care. We will take whatever comes our way.
Hope each of you are having a great week.
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A Man's Bathroom
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Posted:Jun 10, 2011 1:42 pm
Last Updated:Jun 29, 2011 1:16 pm
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Recently, for Mom's day, my and I went to the candle store and picked out several far too expensive candles. All with different fragrances. When we came back, we told her about other gift items they had in the store and she wanted a fragrance thingy for her car. So she swings by the next time she is near the place. She was hoping to find one in the same smell as one of the new candles we bought her. Unfortunately, they didn't so she picked a different one that both her sister and our next door neighbor both approved of.
A couple of days later, we were off to somewhere and when we go tin her car, i was driving as normal. I had to adjust her seat and such and after a minute or two, I couldn't hold back any longer. I asked her this; So who is it your' having an affair with? Of course she got all on the defensive side (this is all in play for all you crazies thinking this is serious)and denied any such thing.
She responds by asking me why I felt she was having an affair. I then asked her why her car smelled like a Man's Bathroom! 
NO you bunch of sicko's!! NOT the Butt smell.... Her car smelled like a mans bathroom after a shower and shave had taken place. By no means was it a bad odor. in fact, it smelled good. It just smelled like a mans bathroom. She started laughing when I told her this. It did have an distinct odor that she couldn't place her finger on until I said what I did. she changed it the next day.
A couple of weeks goes by and I come home from work. She is in the kitchen and I reach for her and grab to pull her next to me for a hug. She wraps her arms around me and actually gives me a really good hug.  She then looks at me as she lets go and says.. "Yep! You smell like a man's bathroom."
Now I bet you that all of you thought this was going to be abotu something totally different didn't you?
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