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Blogs > openwm > Just a Thought

TMI of total humiliation. Part Two  

openwm 58M
1313 posts
8/15/2011 7:57 pm
TMI of total humiliation. Part Two

This post is in fond although embarrassingly memory of a past experience I had. The memory was restored to vivid recollection thank in part to another of our wonderful bloggers and her stories. Without delay, here is the story.

Head held in shame....

After my first and most embarrassing story that I mentioned in the above post, all bets were off. I'm in the Doggy position behind my girlfriend right in the middle of a very well timed rhythm that I really didn't want to ruin. Everything was feeling so great except for one thing. I felt this sudden urge to pass gas that just wouldn't pass. NO matter how hard I clinched my butt cheeks together, it just couldn't last.

So as the in/out motion continued with great pleasure for both of us, on each subsequent out stroke, out burst a not so quiet TOOT!!! In quiet... Out TOOT!!! In quiet... Out.. TOOT!!! This kept happening repeated times. It seemed as if it would never stop! As I write this, it bring tears to my eyes from laughter as it seems like it only happened yesterday and it was closer to 20 years ago now.

Even my girlfriend who at first was okay with the first one or two farts thought it strangely odd that it just kept on tooting until she collapsed in laughter. Thank God I was a young man in my early 20's as Mr Happy never lost his manhood. After all gaseous episodes have stopped, we continued our passion for one another for an extended period leaving us both more than satisfied.

openwm 58M
6971 posts
9/10/2011 6:15 pm
    Quoting rm_geysergirl:

    ok, one would be bad, but a entire series.. LMAO!!!!
Remember, after the first humiliating offense, all bets were off, I didn't have to hide them anymore. I didn't do it to offend anyone but it had to come out. It really was pretty funny.


rm_geysergirl 59F
10799 posts
9/10/2011 9:25 am
ok, one would be bad, but a entire series.. LMAO!!!!
Captivate my mind...and who knows what will follow. Discover more of my ramblings at [blog geysergirl]


openwm 58M
6971 posts
9/7/2011 6:32 pm
    Quoting  :
I'm just grateful that it all finished with VERY Happy Endings.


openwm 58M
6971 posts
8/28/2011 8:01 pm
    Quoting  :
It really didn't last that long but the timing of things was so too funny and there is no way anyone could possible plan it the way it happened.


openwm 58M
6971 posts
8/16/2011 2:28 pm
    Quoting  :
Glad you liked it. It sure wasn't too funny at the time but even then, I cried laughing as it was too perfectly timed and funny not too.


openwm 58M
6971 posts
8/16/2011 3:44 am
    Quoting SecretEarNoTears:




    I'm sorry, but that just hit me as so funny! In a week full of the worst type of BS, your blog has provided me with at least 30 minutes of laughter (that's how long it took me to get through this one).

    Thanks!

    PS> No need to feel embarrassed...it happens to us women too!
It was to say the least an impossible moment to forget. When it happened, I couldn't keep a straight face either. Tears still come to my eyes from laughter when i think about this story. Glad you found entertainment in it.


SecretEarNoTears 54F
760 posts
8/16/2011 1:09 am



I'm sorry, but that just hit me as so funny! In a week full of the worst type of BS, your blog has provided me with at least 30 minutes of laughter (that's how long it took me to get through this one).

Thanks!

PS> No need to feel embarrassed...it happens to us women too!


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