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Does the appeal of the Bad Boy ever wear off? Or is it permanent....
Posted:Jan 12, 2014 1:20 pm
Last Updated:Feb 17, 2014 7:51 am
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As far back as some women can remember...They wanted the BAD BOY. The Jimmy dean from "Rebel without a cause"
the Johnny depp from "Cry Baby"
Saun Penn
the dude who is always willing to do something for you when its convenient for him..

(I bet there are some panties that just got wet.. )

They cant RESIST the Bad Boy!

The one who was in trouble in school,
bad attitude,
or wore the black jacket and made his own code to live by.
Be the Center of their own world.
He doesn't ask for your approval or permission

A "bad boy" is bad because he knows that he is more valuable to himself than others are to him.

And this is what seem to gravitate towards. I think because they don't know any better. Im sure they FEEL they do, but in time, they will have to find something better suited. That's NOT saying he will be DULL, BORING, SAFE, OR MUNDANE.

A lady in her 30s how was attracted to bad boys back in the 1990s told me; A bad boy is so charming to girls, because all he really wants to do is have sex with the pretty ones, so he's become very good at charming them, but it's all fake - he's not nice at all. especially when he moves onto the next pretty face girl.

Do women ever OUTGROW the phase? Can they make the bad boy someone that they can Trust?
Depend on?
To help build them up?
Be the voice when your feeling very self conscious in life?
OR
do they continue to be selfish, and when they are at their wits end...
when the Bad Boy is no longer interested..
when theres no other choice..
Do they start to look for the dependable guy.

The guy that will make YOU a priority.
The one that will treat them like they are suppose to be treated.
And fuck your brains out as there will be nothing off limits.

I feel bad for those women. How many good dudes will they past up in favor of the Bad boy? Can you turn a bad boy into something long term? or are you ok with being the side chick, or his "favorite fuck".
And how long will it last before the Appeal wares off? How long will the hurt of being cast aside for an "ideal" last? I guess I am going to find out.

I think it will be a while until she figures that out. Its a shame.
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Friends with Benefits...How many "Friends" do you need?
Posted:Dec 20, 2013 4:15 pm
Last Updated:Apr 13, 2015 4:21 am
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Most guys on here have run into this situation atleast once. Where they find a woman and she seems to be what the dude wants in a FWB, but then she starts talking to her OTHER FWB's.

"She already has 3 guys, and is looking for another one?"
Either the dude is like COOL- OK- IM ALL FOR IT!!!
or
He makes a constipated face and starts lookin at the walls for some reason.

I know the definition is something along the lines of "someone you sleep with on the regular with no responsibility, or feeling/emotion to be her boyfriend.... Right?!
And most women say CATCHING FEELINGS IS PROHIBITIED.

But I am wondering, how many FWB's do you need at one time? I mean hell-- Women only have ONE vagina, and men have ONE dick last I checked ( I took anatomy class.

I remember one woman said she had
a dude that licked pussy good..
a dude with a big dick..
a dude that liked to take her out..
a dude that liked to give her $$...

that's 4 dudes. That's 4 different Dicks. But really, that's a busy schedule to keep!

Maybe Im just old fashioned in my FWB stance. Do I need a few women? Nahh- as us men realize.. dealing with ONE female is usually strenuous enough!
As long as she meets MOST of my requirements, I'll be content with just one. That way, I'll eventually learn what she likes, and give her that much more pleasure. Instead of thinking
(Umm, what was that thing she liked? Oh shit, wrong girl!)

Just my opinion, but it just seems kinda greedy. I AM NOT SAYING- it will lead to catching of feelings, but it COULD lower the risk of catching something else...

One at a time!!
You cant keep 4 dudes happy without giving out alotta pussy in a week. And you know atleast ONE of them knows whats going on.

That lady that had 4 dudes? That's just ridiculous. If it's not working out, you DO have the option to REVOKE their benefits! And who wants to be without benefits in THIS world....
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The plus size woman is here to stay. Make room or go away..
Posted:Nov 1, 2013 4:36 pm
Last Updated:Apr 13, 2015 4:23 am
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Whats the deal?!

Most of the guys I know are broken down into 2 categories. The ones that like super, skinny girls,
and
the ones who like a girl with meat on her bones. I wont mention which race likes what, but its CLEARLY TILTED in one side!

But it seems like the society only applauds the skinny girl.
The one who you can see her bones in her rib cage,
the one that looks MALNOURISHED,
the one that looks like an extra from "The Walking Dead"

Not that Im knocking the skinny girl.. I've told a FEW on here that asked "what's up". I told them the only place I could take them is out for a SANDWHICH!
Most of my Caucasian buddies will concur;
" Gimme a BLONDE,with BIG TITTIES,pretty legs and no GUT, and just enough ASS and ill be happy."


-------Not sure how to measure out "just enough ass."-------

Apparently I need more than that to keep me happy. I went out with a woman from Indiana. She was the opposite of what I usually go for. She had to have been something like 5"3, 103lbs, blonde with 38DDD's(dont judge me!)Sure she came 2-3 times, but even with the large chest, something was....missing. I longed for something else. We didnt last long because she thought just because she had big tits that she could become a stripper..

Society doesn't need to feel ashamed of themselves because they do not look like the girls on tv struttin down the catwalk. Dreaming of food, or their next bulimic episode. Stop it!!

Gone are the days of the mid 1900s where women were BARBIES. 36-24-33. I cant even tell you a girl that I know who is built like that! The fashion industry needs to be taught that you can be Beautiful in your own skin. NOT only if your a size 2.
The average model is size zero.
The average US woman is size 14.
Who the hell are they marketing to?

Whether you are a size 16 and still looking for a pair of jeans that shapely ass of yours, or a size 22 where you can't even find a bra that will fit your Double D's...Love yourself Society, not those skinny girls on TV. WE love ya. WE I mean most black guys, and even a few Caucasian dudes out there. WE are out there.

Like I said before- Im not dogging skinny women. Not in the least.. but big girls ARE just as beautiful, if not MORE. It would be nice if you could see more of them on TV. To show younger girls that someone like them can be on tv and hold her own. Can represent! Can kick ass, or call for help..whichever you prefer.

If you lined up the women that are my FRIENDS, PAST LOVES, OR FWB'S: They would all have a similar build: AMPLENESS.
THICKNESS
can FILL their Jeans
Can take a good hard... well you get the idea..

The plus size woman is here to stay. Walk your walk down the street girl. Walk your walk.
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Someone stood you up!?
Posted:Oct 2, 2013 7:42 pm
Last Updated:Apr 13, 2015 4:25 am
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So i like to sit and watch how people interact on here and the topic of being STOOD UP came up. And almost all the women said that if a guy did not show up for any reasons, she would block him and not give him another chance.

Whats up with that? Do you know what us men have to do? We have to set the mood,
wash the car,
wash our ass,
condom check,
clean the house (in case you come over later)


You've seen the end of Ferris Bueller.. that's pretty much what us dudes go through. But to totally NOT give us a second chance? That's pretty harsh. Especially since women want a man to be PATIENT, and UNDERSTANDING. And not just expect a Blowjob, or a fuck in the backseat at the movie theater parking lot.

I was once stood up by a woman THREE times in 1 weekend!!!
Friday night
Saturday night
Sunday afternoon

It took me until Monday to figure out she was just fulla shit and had no desire to meet me for real. But I gave her those chances because I thought "SHIT HAPPENS" This was back in my naive days..lol
I got small payback when she called me that Monday, I thoroughly cussed her out on the phone; using every derogatory word i could think of in the process.

Maybe instead of cutting a dude's legs out from under him; how bout field a situation on a person to person basis?! ALL us guys aren't out to fuck you over. Sometimes shit happens. And the fear of disappointing you is too much to bear for some men.
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HNW-Automotive
Posted:Sep 18, 2013 2:59 pm
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 11:12 am
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This gives new meaning to the phrase;

"Nice Headlights!"

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Ladies want more DONG on Tv ?!
Posted:Sep 18, 2013 12:26 pm
Last Updated:Dec 24, 2013 12:35 pm
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I saw this youtube video where ladies were sick of female topless and sometimes assless(?) nudity on TV.

They mentioned
TrueBlood,
Game of Thrones,
Hung,
as shows where they would like less female tail, and more man meat.
With most of my visual delights being satisfied, I guess I never knew there was such a DEFICIENCY in seeing DUDE KNOB on Tv.
(Also I guess those ladies dont have an account on this website!)

Is TV dong any better then the dick of an average joe? Girls DO say, "Seen one dick, seen'em all." Is there something special about Tv dick that I just dont get?!

So while your secretly praying for a shot of Brad Pitt's cock during a shower scene... what about the 4 dicks that found its way into your email last week? Did you gaze longingly? Or did you click Delete 1.7 seconds after opening the email.

I feel sometimes our dicks on here aren't getting a fair shake!
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Species of women
Posted:Aug 26, 2013 6:49 pm
Last Updated:Oct 20, 2013 7:27 pm
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The way this site works has been definitely outlined in the last 2 weeks.

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So in the last 2 weeks- I have sent 6 emails;
4 women in my state of wisconsin, and 2 outside the state.The two outside the state was just commenting on their blog, or something on their profile that made me wanna say something smartass.

The 4 wisconsin ladies were either disinterested (through no response, but looked at profile), One who gave me another website to talk to her on-which was a paywebsite. one did say hi, but after 4-5 days... thats all she said. So overall, the 4 Wisconsin ladies have ZERO interest.

Now the 2 outside the state- have been more than friendly; one told me how she came to this website, commended me having the balls to say what i am looking for and most importantly STICKING to it. The other was very direct on if I was local, how i would get the good treatment! They offered their # to TEXT, and I keep in touch with both of them. Im sure if not for distance, I would have made plans to meet already!

What I DON'T understand is how can the greater majority of Wisconsin (I havent emailed ALL of Wisconsin, but it feels like it!) NOT be interested, while outside the state, Im seen as a decent guy worth taking a chance on? Same dick, same face, same smartass....(Shrugs)

All us guys want is a chance.. to prove ourselves to be decent guys, or assholes that will fuck anything that moves..lol

Is it the notion that women truly are, IMPOSSIBLE to understand? I've always said Men are from Pluto and women are from Uranus..lol
Does the old notion "Grass is greener on the other side" ring louder on here?

I know one thing for sure: Guys here can only migrate to soo many places! But then again, there's always hitch hiking.
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Interest in your profile VS. Interest in you
Posted:Jul 24, 2013 9:24 am
Last Updated:Mar 14, 2014 2:42 pm
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Since coming back from a week in Orlando, days just have not been the same for me! I look up and no longer see palm trees, or Disney related stuff.

So I got bored and did the GOLD member thing on here for JULY.
And i got A LOT of responses.... well more responses than NO responses. I made sure to respond to EVERYONE that sent me something... because dammit, its the COURTEOUS thing to do! Some JUST to trade blogs and thats very cool.

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NOW: What ive noticed is ALOT of women commented saying how nice my profile was written, spell checked, complete sentences, was direct with what i wanted... and.. that's it! After about..3-4 days there was no other communication from them. Its like being on Facebook... write a question, and then 4-5 people click LIKE and say nothing else..lol

I guess I took their response to mean interest in ME, but I think I was mistaken for the most part. Sounds like the women liked my profile as a good read (like that 50 shades of grey), but they seemed to miss(overlook?!) the point of the email... ME conveying interest in THEM (them and their profile). So Im not sure if I should go tap them on the shoulder again after 3-4 days,
OR
If I should say THANKS and move on.
You try to NOT harass women with countless, annoying emails, but at the same time,I've noticed if I don't say something, they wont either..

Any female feedback would be greatly appreciated!
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A possible cure for Insomnia
Posted:Jul 11, 2013 11:48 am
Last Updated:Feb 16, 2014 7:11 am
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I had a friend a long time ago (YES I DO HAVE SOME FROM TIME TO TIME) that said she had trouble sleeping. Like less then 3-4 hours at a time. So being the GOOD FRIEND THAT I AM.. I JOKINGLY suggested she give me a try. Im always up for trying to learn new things, and help those in need. She agreed, though i knew she was just agreeing just so she could talk about me at a later date!
I DID sense the "what the hell are you going to do to me" grimace on her face.

So with a few days of research, I came over around 8-9pm on a Friday. I kept repeating what I learned in research; "let go, surrender,& relax" I TURNED OFF her TV in her bedroom because I knew that was a big factor in her inability to go to sleep.
*Have YOU tried watching the news then try to fall asleep?? *

We got in the spoon position in bed and I told her I wont stick my dick in her while shes sleep (That would be too easy to cure her insomina THAT way..lol)

So basically I used a series of different sensations. Alittle grazing the skin behind her ear and neck..
ok, even though i DID play with her clit and slid my finger in a few times- no sex happened. (as in no penile/insertion sex)
So after maybe 1 or 2 hours of all this (and i think one large climax)
she fell asleep, and STAYED asleep for like 8-9 hours.

So you can take away 3 things from this:

1. Having me as a friend can do your health wonders...
2. The bragging rights I have will never expire.
3. Relaxation therapy is now my new friend.

Sweet dreams.
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The Dark Foyer
Posted:Jul 11, 2013 11:00 am
Last Updated:Aug 24, 2013 4:02 am
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Flashback story

After spending the day with you and your family I was about ready to go home. You wanted me to stay but with the inlaws visiting- there was no where for me to sleep.

I remember saying no to your sexual smirk. I wished that smirk had occurred more but not right now... I remember that night clearly, your hair was pinned back like i sometimes liked. You had on your old night shirt with the lace that covered your cleavage. The look in your eyes told me you would not accept NO for an answer.

I'm standing at the doorway and you have both hands against my growing bulge. I couldn't get my feet to move forward if my life depended on it.
I had no idea what you wanted. Did you mean for me to bend down and suck a nipple?
Did you want me to slide your panties to one side and play with your clit in the dark foyer?

I acted upon the second option; i reached under the hem, and discovered you weren't even wearing panties. Clearly she came prepared to get what she wanted.

You slid between me and the door and bent over, enjoying the feeling of my bulge against you, and the feeling of your wetness against my shorts.
Instinctively, I pulled my hard on out of my shorts and slowly slid forward until your head smacked against the heavy door. You bent over even more so I could really enjoy the view as I slowly slid forward then back out. Less then 15 feet away lay her family and at this point, I didnt care who heard us.

When I felt the tingling within me I knew I had to change the position. Without me saying anything you leaned forward and laid down at my feet and pulled me down and into your awaiting open legs.

Part of me was like WHO IS THIS GIRL? SHE DOESN'T DO THINGS LIKE THIS!
but the bigger part of me just said shut up and keep sliding in until I'm balls deep.
I opened a dresser drawer next to us and put her leg in it so it will stay up while I drill to my hearts content. She pulls her chest out of her nightie because she knows I like to see it in motion, and starts to rub her clit in circles.
I know your about to cum because you start moaning in my ear- when you know full well I cum when you moan in my ear.
When I felt your sex start to spasm around me, I slid in superdeep and held myself there. Like 10 sharp knives, you instantly dug your nails into my back and had a strong, earth shattering, semi quiet climax.
I know it was strong because you were dizzy when we stood up.

You gave me a kiss goodnight, and quietly closed the door behind me as I stumbled to the car.
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Be the Under dog
Posted:Jun 26, 2013 6:19 pm
Last Updated:Aug 24, 2013 4:03 am
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If anything I have learned on here is that I don't mind sticking out like a sore thumb. One way or another I have always blazed my own trail or the path not taken very often.

I've ran into my share of female shit talkers on here who will judge you based on....absolutely nothing at all.

"You couldnt hang with me!"
"How come you dont know how big your dick is?"
"Please, your a young thang"
"I'll send you running home to your moma"
"You couldnt deal with me when I get going"


And theres a shit load of other quotes I've heard. Instead of trying to have a verbal argument in the main room, or in email. I would just respond with
"Mmhmm"
"Ok"

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LET them dig themselves a hole that they wont be able to climb out of...without help. Some say its being the under dog, I simply see it as Luring into a false sense of security

Women HATE, HATE, HATE, men who bragg, and prance like a peacock about their prowess. Who LIE about about their dick size.
How they can do this, and do that, and when the sex happens- its DISASTROUSLY to say the least.

Personally, I see it as a silent challenge. To make me want to please, to want to leave an indelible impression that wont soon be forgotten. And most importantly, to make her eat her words! That has to be the icing on the cake for some men. I know it cant be just me!!
So the next time you come across a guy that is VERY agreeable, and wont take the bait of you baiting him... better be prepared!]
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why not Cunnilingus.
Posted:Jun 15, 2013 7:47 am
Last Updated:Dec 24, 2013 12:39 pm
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Wonder how many females stopped at this post just because of the title!



This topic came up with 2 ladies I was talking with in one of the chat rooms.They asked whats in it for a guy to lick a pussy? I told them there's a LIST that you may or may not even know about!
While I try to keep it a MYSTERY if I do it or not, I do give my opinions..

A guy will do it because He is tired (dick wise) and will try to offer SOME sort of pleasure.

He likes the pungent aroma it sometimes holds..

He likes to be squirted in the face..

He knows women take a longer time to climb that ladder of being turned on..


A guy (like me IF i did such things!) will do it because of the power. the influence. To be able to push a horny woman to the brink, and THEN keep pushing is such a good feeling. To be able to turn her into a quivering bowl of jello; just by a simple tongue swipe and extra time.

some guys learn later on that when she comes, this gives you all the time in the world to stick it in, and only have his climax in mind ( but ladies dont tell that one up front..lol )
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MORE than just Head
Posted:May 7, 2013 8:34 am
Last Updated:Aug 31, 2013 8:39 am
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One thing that I notice on profiles on here is that woman think HIGHLYof their oral sex skills. They claim to be able to
suck the chrome off a tow hitch..
suck a golf ball through a hose..
Make a dudes toes curl..

But what happens if you come across a man that has never came from head, or even worse, CAN NOT come from head? Then what..
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I am one of those kinda guys. Its been tried, but no Cigar (lol @ the hidden Bill clinton/Monica Lewinsky reference)BEFORE you say "You've never had your dick sucked right"some ladies DID give a good effort, but it just didnt happen. Is it them? me? my plumbing? The TV in the background playing "Conan O'brien"?
What I notice on here, if you ask a woman WHAT ELSE can she do besides suck dick, they tend to...
pause and think..
get annoyed..
respond irritatingly with "WHAT MORE do you want me to do..
and say "itll probably not be a good idea to meet" It sounds like a COP OUT. SURELY you can have more in your sexual bag of tricks that you can do right...?

My profile mentions what a female should have as other interests. lingerie, breast play, touchy feely- you know, to show that I need more then my dick sucked! But its usually met with "no", or "not my thing". Thats cool and all, but why not be adventurous?

I'm a Reader of Profiles.
And you ladies want to meet a guy that:
1.licks pussy good
2.fingers it good
3.fucks good
4.makes you cum
5.has good sense of touch
6.knows what foreplay is
7.pull hair not too hard, yet not too softly
8.last longer then 2 minutes
9.cuddles after

As the list shows, we men need to be the JACK OF ALL TRADES between the sheets. Fortunately, I take the "pleasuring women101" online class every few yrs to keep up to date on skills! So do we ask too much from you ladies? Is it too much to ask for women to be just as multifaceted?
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