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Required reading for VisionPersonals.com women.
Posted:Mar 6, 2012 2:19 pm
Last Updated:Mar 12, 2012 1:04 pm
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I took notes over the long period of being here..

Required reading for VisionPersonals.com women.

Hi ladies.. .. let me say something you already know... We need you. When I say NEED, I mean we need you to interact with us. I know this site can be
scary,
disgusting,
annoying,
apprehensive,
hilarious,
a burden,
entertaining,
a JOKE,

and
insulting. And that’s just the reading profiles!

Adding pictures to your profile – Im sure your job and your family life ARE important to you, and can’t have your face all over a sex site.. (Don't want your boss, or your 's friends seeing you let it all hangout) BUT that’s not an excuse for not posting one. A semi clothed body shot is NICE!

Have some Class: A Dick spurting on your chest/face/nostril- does not count. Fun to look at after knowing them for a while! You wouldn’t meet a man that was Deep Dicking a new female in all of his photos would you?


Take time to fill out your profile
. Telling us why you’re here will help figure out if there’s a small chance to GET and HOLD your attention. Don't make yourself sound like a man hater. WE are not the husbands that cheated on you, or the past boyfriends who fucked you and your sister and your best friend in the same week. OR the guy that stood you up at prom. We are individuals that want to get to know you. Give us at least half a chance

LEARN to spot the losers from the rest. There’s at least a 50:1 ratio of women-to-men on here. That’s alotta DICK, and Testosterone. Listen to your gut and you could save yourself a load of wasted time on idiots. If it sounds too good to be true then it probably is! Be mindful that men may not always be who they say there are. Learn to expect the occasional insincere e-mail from one or two time-wasters and take it In Stride. Taking that anger and resentment to the next man is not fair to him.

Its a sex site- but doesn't mean that ALL the men are desperate. A LOT are- this I know. Men may harass about emails you received or you didnt! Respond! YOU respond? Great! ALOT of women DONT. You want men to be respectful. Why not reciprocate? If it takes a few days- so be it. Im SURE your inbox is full. Im sure you have a full work load at work. How do you get them BOTH taken care of? One at a time. You can skim through the
“wanna fuck?”
"wanna see my huge COCK"
"Im married, but she knows"
“u look hot”

emails quickly- because your smart women right...? Women say men are CLUELESS. Some of guys wanna learn!

People lack RESPECT on here.
Men need to be more respectful. Not to nag, harass,BITCH,stalk, or BELITTLE when they get their feelings hurt with a “sorry not interested”. Women this goes for you. No need to ridicule a man for having the GALL to try and talk to you.
Being an ASS can go both ways. Be forthcoming, and COMMUNICATE. And try to save the Ignore for men who just don’t get it.



MEN can do better on this site............I want the women to be even better. Thats all.

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Do women wanted to be treated good, or like to be used?
Posted:Mar 4, 2012 8:56 am
Last Updated:Mar 11, 2012 12:47 pm
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Sometimes, depending on the female, I don't know what women want from a guy, especially a site like here. Its a SEX site, but your still gonna try someone with respect & decency, right?

I'll try to make these short and NON-rambling:

Few years back, I met a 49 yr old woman. (not bad for a 28yr guy I thought..) We spoke for about 2 weeks before she decided to meet.
She was turned on by scary movies- so OF COURSE, I took her to see "Amityville Horror". She got scared, then horny, and we made out here and there. Ended the evening by the lake talking, groping, and making out. It was like a 2 or 3 hour date that i thought was going well! Then she suddenly stopped and said she had to go home.

Couple days later she said she had ran home to.. Masterbate?!? We talked few days later. She said I was great, but I treated her too nice. We never went out again.
Later I found out she Hooked up with a friend of mine; one i know treats women like shit. He didnt know me and her went out

So he told me how he met this "old female".
He had her drive all the way to his town (bout 55min drive)
Had her pay for the hotel room AND condoms
Let her suck the dick until her jaw gave out
Fucked her in the ass,
came on her face like the dirty slut she was (his words...)
then LEFT her at the hotel.

She met him 4-5 times before he found another female.

Now she said "shes lookin for someone to treat her right". Now maybe I got it confused with "treat me like a slut cuz i like it like that!"

If you wanna be USED, thats your thing, and im not mad at ya! We all have our kinks, but apparently I treated her too good. Her true calling was to be Humped & Dumped. Women need to tell men what they REALLY want. You want me to give pleasure, but dont tell me what you want, I'll only waste your time. Is wanting to be used something you have a problem with admitting? Either way its confusing. I dont know if I should start treating women bad, stop making sure females climax, start cumin on their faces.

What ya think..lol
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TITS!
Posted:Feb 26, 2012 6:02 pm
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 4:46 am
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Now that i got old men PERVS attention...

What ever happen having a bag of tricks that you can pull out on someone. Seems if your not trying to stick the dick in someone's "black hole of pleasure", your BEGGING for someone to slob your knob, or asking a dude to lick your clit, even though you know he's only doing it for 2 minutes, so you can reciprocate!!

Personally, I miss the times when you planned out what you wanted to do to a female, and she asked you what you liked, and then DID it! Maybe its because Im not real big on blow jobs. Not my fault, I've never came from head. Its just cool to find someone who can do more then recite that old phrase "I can suck a golf ball thru a water hose"
I once talked to a 29 year old with 38D's, that never met a man interested in her chest. I know a real crime in itself.

I wanna find someone with a large chest and relive the days of virginity when the girl wasnt sure if she wanted to have sex. So what you did was caress, and squeeze, and rubb, and kiss and massage, and suck hard, erect nips. Good times! Time would go slow like the Matrix. I once made out with a girl for like hour and a half.. and atleast hour and 10 minutes of that was me squeezing her lil C cups.
I need to find another person with a large chest to relive those days. Anyone know where I can find a sensitive pair to play with?
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Another viewpoint of Hotels.
Posted:Feb 12, 2012 11:31 pm
Last Updated:May 10, 2014 2:16 am
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Hotel* A hotel is an establishment that provides paid lodging on a short-term basis

On this site, AND the internet period, I notice a man WILL travel to the female no matter what the cost. And most females will NOT travel to see a man, and put negative connotations with it;
I'm the female, I dont wanna seem desperate.
Im the female, he can travel to me!


I see hotel as always an option brought up by men when females do not see us men as WORTHY to be invited into their homes for WHATEVER reason..So if the females do not want us at their house, and if for whatever reason the man does not want her at his place- a hotel is the compromise right? !

I dont see an issue with hotels. As long as it is not a nasty rent-a-room-by-the-hour across the street from the airport. That would make me feel like a JOHN, ordering a . 3-4 STAR hotel should be nice. [B]Men, Im sure you have no problem paying for it, because the last thing you want is CLEANLINESS to be an issue right?! Nothing ruins the mood more then her seeing ROACHES crawling over her clothes, or the bed sheets smelling like CABBAGE, or some other vegetable you rarely eat!

The only drawback in my mind is Sustainability. At first we will do the hotel thing. But as time goes on, you notice, she no longer chips in, she's late, or WORST yet, cancels after the room has been paid for. I've heard this happens a lot of Married women. You know.. the ones that say they are in an open relationship and SHE runs the household. Yeah, that would get old quick. I did it once and 20min into it, her man yelled through her cell about "bringing her ass home right fuckin now!" and I was stuck with a room. Alone.

I think hotels get a bad rep sometimes. You can take someone there and get ya freak on, and it not be something bad or out of a cheesy porno where the wowwowwonkwonk music starts when you close the door. Im waiting for the right women to present herself to me where I can live out a hotel fantasy. Nothing outrageous. Just spend a night, or a weekend, in a nice hotel. Her wearing different lingerie gowns each night, and me being appreciative!


The last woman I spoke with and told her my hotel fantasy, she said SORRY.. "NOT INTO HOTELS AT ALL." Disappointed, but I still wanted to be her friend. Then later, I read in her blog shes fucking 2 guys in a hotel room, and its one of the best evenings she's ever... Guess I didnt offer to bring another dude into my hotel fantasy to appeal to her..


What about you? Are you against the hotel thing? Do you have another option to offer her?

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*Reminder* February is "Fuck-a-black-guy" month
Posted:Feb 6, 2012 5:10 pm
Last Updated:Jul 8, 2012 4:37 am
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Couple responses I've gotten from that title:

"I already did, at work!"
"I've always wondered what it would be like with negro men"
"I think I am good until the year 2023!"
"My husband has black condoms, does that count?"
"How about if my wife rides your face, while you fuck my throat?!"
(That last one was from a guy.. -Frown-)

This is something I use to say in a chat room to stir the pot of different races to flirt and who knows what else. That and to stir awareness! You can go back to having sex with Caucasian men the rest of the year... its only 28 days this month. Seems the words dont WORK in my own state. I know it DOES happen, but not alot. You gotta be like Geraldo Riviera and go DIGGING. Personally Im running out of smart comments to the phrase "Your not bad looking for a black man..."

Now that the president is black. You must do your part every February! Find a black guy, (whether it be..
a THUGG,
a Refined man,
a dude that'll fuck your sister&your best friend if given an opportunity,
A Smartass,
A Celebrity look-a-like,
The guy that brought your groceries to your car at Piggy Wiggly,
A Dumbass,(but with a big dick-which is fine.. )

WHATEVER you are into, FUCK him the first chance you get. (No, Im not talking about go fuck a stranger... unless you dont know any black guys, then use this month to MAKE FRIENDS with one, THEN maybe FUCK him in March.

I would say all this to Wisconsin females, but why... only their husbands will respond..lol

Happy February!

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The SuperBowl was when?!
Posted:Feb 6, 2012 1:17 pm
Last Updated:May 10, 2014 2:16 am
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Those who are close to me, know I am a Chicago bears fan. Ever since 1985. Being a chicago native living in Wisconsin, I say that with great pride. I didnt watch the game because im not interested in either team.

What i noticed was ALOT of females online during the game. Ones I havent seen in WEEKS. could it be what I told was correct? That the best time to find the ladies is during football.. especially SuperBowl. Call it "ripe pickings!"

I know there are females that are into football, and LOVE SuperBowl, but Im not counting them!
So fellas, if your team doesnt make it to the BIG GAME, look online.. theres alot of girls who share in your disinterest!
-Just my 2 cents
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women hate liars......and men who expose them!
Posted:Jan 9, 2012 4:57 pm
Last Updated:Feb 20, 2012 8:48 pm
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I hate liars. Plain and simple. On here and in Real life. Especially the ones who lie right to my face..sorry suns ofb....anyway I hate them!

I have about 20 old emails in my box, I figured now wud be a good time to "follow up". I got LUCKY! I went into one of the chat rooms and saw a lady saying how theres no quality men on here. Me being such the trouble maker, i said in the room, THERES PLENTY OF US GUYS OUT THERE, YOU HAVE TO RECOGNIZE US, OR IN YOUR CASE- KEEP UP YOUR END OF CONTACT

I mean we traded like 4-5 emails. I thought it was progressing to something. She said she didnt know who I was! Im guessing to make herself look BIG N POWERFUL in the room. So it wasnt until I called her by her FIRST NAME, did she react like a Foul ball was hit in her direction... she Ducked n left.

Another one- I spoke to a local with LONGGGG emails with a "health condition". Then 1 day stop responding. So in a chat room I see her talking to a guy, she expresses her love to get creampies. And being a guy on here- course he said he loves to give them. And without that Brain-to-mouth filter, i blurted out CREAMPIE?! with someone with HERPES?! Apparently HE didnt know that she had that, and she immediately left the room.

Im not sure why women do that to a guy. I mean 1-2 emails, its IFFY. You still have the option to cut and run. But most of those 20 emails are from women where we traded 4-5 maybe SIX emails.
Am i blind to think a certain number of emails SOLIDIFIES a woman's INITIAL interest?
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No means...yes?!
Posted:Jan 1, 2012 8:33 pm
Last Updated:Feb 11, 2012 9:29 am
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So Ive was reading a blog on here and i saw a female say "She likes a confident man. Patient and persistent man that knows what he wants and will not take no for an answer." I use to LISTEN to those PSA's and even some of those Life time channel's movies where when a women said NO.. that meant NO.

Women on this site are going to confuse men with that. Not only could this get you into a situation you dont want to be in, but it could FURTHER the GAP between understanding females. Personally, if Im in bed with a girl and she starts saying NO, then i STOP.... but then says, "I dont really mean stop"... Im gonna look at her like shes crazy. Thats not Role-play- thats CONFUSION.

MEN- If you find a female like this, make a safe word like Purpletomatoes...lol something that cant be said accidentally.

That way...IF THATS WHAT YOU WANNA DO.... you can fuck her brains out, while she keeps saying "NOO! GET OFF ME~, bla bla bla. Then everyone gets what they want.

Happy sexing!
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First Date-My interpretation--
Posted:Dec 14, 2011 3:51 pm
Last Updated:Oct 14, 2019 11:13 am
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Maybe because Im a strategist at heart, BUT I dont see what the issues are when it comes to first dates. In my mind, a first date from HERE, or non-sex site related should be viewed the same...

When approaching, MAKE EYE CONTACT, SPEAK WITH CONFIDENCE, NOT A 4YR OLD LOOKING FOR THE BATHROOM. I mean whats the worst that can happen BESIDES HER SAYING NO?!

Dont Bullshit. Instead of saying what you THINK she wants to hear.. BE HONEST. You can never be faulted for being an honest sunnavabitch!

I am meeting someone for the first time and want to make a good impression. CLEAN YOURSELF, CLEAN YOUR HOUSE, CLEAN YOUR CAR I've heard alot of women say dudes showed up with STANK BALLS, and SWEATY ASS, and DIRTY SCALP....C'Mon. Your a GROWN ASS man. Would YOU wanna be close if someone REEKED?

I make a plan of where we can both based on her desires WE CAN GO HERE, OR HERE, OR EVEN HERE!

Women like to talk- this is widely known..SO LISTEN. dont just look at her chest LOL(or if you can multitask- steal glances when shes not looking! You learn ALOT from just listening to people. If you dont care what she's saying, WHY did you agree to go out?

NOW FASTFORWARD TO THE END OF THE NITE...

I see this alot: SEX on the first date. Men are HOPING TO GOD they can get sum... Women are OVER ANALYZING this...
If i fuck him, will he think Im a ,
If i DONT fuck him, will he EVER CALL again
If i fuck him, will he ONLY wanna fuck,
If i DONT fuck him, can i find someone who will respect me..


To me, I dont see the confusion. During that TALKING PHASE, where you learn some of their personality... Your gonna get some idea if he is horny, wants to fuck, and will NEVER contact you EVER again...So HEED those warnings.

I DO say.. men. Have a condom on hand. DON'T FLASH it, just keep it somewhere safe.

Im Quoting a movie here with this--
"Its better to have a condom, and NOT USE it,
then to NEED a condom, and not have one
"
or something close like that. It was in the movie Alien vs. Predator, so the condom quote may have slipped my mind.

Men- i know your tired of getting ROBBED at the store cuz you need a condom ASAP. I once paid $9 for two condoms. TWO! And the goth girl behind the counter was SMIRKING cuz she KNEW I would PAY it...

Dont make first dates any harder then they need to be. Save the headaches for marriage!

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A.F.F's Finest Asshole list November 2011
Posted:Nov 26, 2011 5:16 am
Last Updated:Dec 25, 2012 11:22 pm
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There was a female that had blurry pics. ALL of them were blurry. I Asked if I could help her with new pics in the future,cuz its difficult to get a hard on when the pics arent clear..lol and i get this response:

Read from bottom to the top so it make sense..

>Umm, i dont drink malt liquor, any OTHER stereotypes you can think of? Or you saying I need to drink to see you without clothes on...

> Sender: seductivsiren
> To: Linc1912
> Date: Nov 26, 2011 2:14 am PST
>
> Wouldn't you need to down a couple of 40's of malt liquor to get rid the shakes?
>
> > ---------------------------------------------------
> > Sender: Linc1912
> > To: seductivsiren
> > Date: Nov 25, 2011 10:31 AM CST
> >
> > Do you need someone to take photos that are NOT blurred?
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Funny bits about this place!
Posted:Nov 12, 2011 9:07 am
Last Updated:Nov 12, 2018 2:46 pm
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Guy once said this site is 1girl for every 112guys. Talk about "Supply n Demand"!

Asking women Do you want your pussy licked is considered "rude",
but askin men do you want your dick sucked is "acceptable"



A married man looking for pussy is an asshole, a cheat, and a bad man.
A married female looking for dick is a blessing, wishful thinking, and never close enough...


The person that you REALLY hit it off with.... is NEVER close...
while Assholes are practically living in your backyard..


Women who want Big dick are selective, Men who want Big asses/Big tits are disrespectful (SHRUGGS... I dont know why I've been called that alot)

Meeting a couple and letting the hubby lick your sac is acceptable to THEM..
Asking can you fuck the wife without the hubby there is
NOT Acceptable to THEM..


Any others, please feel free to add!
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IS 1 FWB at a time a DIRTY WORD?~?
Posted:Nov 2, 2011 7:06 pm
Last Updated:Dec 25, 2012 11:23 pm
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READ some profiles on here, mostly the TESTIMONIES...

"This girl knows how to suck dick, cant wait to see u again"
This man has a fat DICK and make me see GOD! Cant wait to fuck him again!"
"This girl jerked me off into a fishbowl, and i LOVED IT"
"This couple was great, she sucked my dick, he licked my asshole.. cant wait to meet them again!"

Funny.. BUT true. Next time you get an email from someone your not interested in. Read their TESTIMONIES. Personally I dont always believe them to be real. But the scary part is, some of them could be.

Hell, I talked to this single lady once and she WARNED me, she has 3 other FWB's & I am not to FUCK UP her rotation SHRUGGS So we talked & talked I knew she wouldnt be a long lasting FWB.

But I do see a pattern...

On this site you gotta have 1-2-3 Fuck Buddies. Im not sure WHY. To me, I want ONE. Thats why my profile is so damn picky. That way, I wont get sick of seein ya after 2-3 times. I wanna fuck your brains out, AND on occasion just hang out. Someone from my past i guess didnt understand that. [YOU know who you are, dont make me say your name.lol][/B] One day she just said it got old, so we went our separate ways. I think in beginning we weren't TOTALLY on the same page, but i learne

Sometimes this site just amazes me. It brings out the GREED, the LAZINESS, the Gluttony of people.
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FWB vs. Fuck Buddy!? (another age-old arguement)
Posted:Oct 11, 2011 11:37 am
Last Updated:May 10, 2014 2:15 am
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I've been reading this argument ALOT on this site. Some say there IS a difference, some say there is NOT. Some kinda ACT out that one is nicer, while one is just sex-hotline style interaction.

Id like to say (since it IS my blog) that I am a FWB- kinda person. I want to find someone that i can also Interact with (and tolerate!!) when the sex is over. When sex isnt the motivation behind calling you. I've given too many orgasms to those that didnt hold me in the same regard. One even was planning on Dick while she was closing her apt door behind me- Did it bother me? alittle. Im not her man, but geez. And that was the last time i wasted time with her.

I hear the term FB/Fuck Buddy, i think of getting a call from "Ms. horny" like around 4pm asking will I busy tonite? can I "cumm" over about 10pm-- six hours from now. Making me think the only purpose to come over would be to fuck. Now men will NOT complain over that arrangement. But when i hear stories from women- those FB's never pan out. And they can tell the guy was just in it for sex because as soon as the balls are emptied, he is reaching for his car keys.

I know there are times when you just need a good fuck... (trust me i know!) But i figure I can do that AND be someone you can hang out with. I've even heard an URBAN MYTH that this lady went to the movies & Sports Bars with her FWB.... YEAH. IN public

Am i asking for too much? Females DO say my profile is kinda Unrealistic.(shruggs)
To want to appeal to each other so when the sex is over, we can still occupy space together? and not have this urge to get dressed and run? Heaven Forbid a friendship is started in the process...

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