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Girls Vs. Women (Im looking for women)
Posted:Sep 29, 2011 1:14 pm
Last Updated:Nov 14, 2011 6:07 am
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Something ALL women should know, and the men can tell which is which.

Girls want to control the man in their life.
Grown Women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling.

Girls check you for not calling them.
Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't.

Girls are afraid to be alone.
Grown women revel in it using it as a time for personal growth.

Girls ignore the good guys.
Grown women ignore the bad guys.

Girls make you come home.
Grown women make you want to come home.

Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans.
Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits.

Girls worry about not being pretty &/ good enough for their man.
Grown women know that they are pretty &/ good enough for any man.

Girls try to monopolize all their man's time (i.e., don't want him hanging with his friends).
Grown women realize that a lil' bit of space makes the 'together time' even more special-and goes to kick it with her own friends.

Girls think a guy crying is weak.
Grown women offer their shoulder and a tissue.

Girls want to be spoiled and 'tell' their man so.
Grown women 'show' him and make him comfortable enough to reciprocate without fear of losing his 'manhood'.

Girls get hurt by one man and make all men pay for it.
Grown women know that was just one man.

Girls fall in love and chase aimlessly after the object of their affection, ignoring all 'signs'.
Grown women know that sometimes the one you love, don't always love you back-and move on, without bitterness.

Girls will read this and get an attitude.
Grown women will read this and pass it on to other Grown women and their male friends!
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The DANGERS of sleeping with en EX.
Posted:Sep 2, 2011 11:21 am
Last Updated:Mar 1, 2012 7:06 pm
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Remember the good ol days with your EX when things were good, you would wake up on sunday morning with never leaving bed? She knew what you liked, you knew what she wouldnt do, and it worked out? You'd TXT her asking what was she doing and it turned into a semi-pleasant convo while at work, or with your boys?

Then SOMEWHERE, SOMEHOW,
those same TXT messages would GRATE on your nerves like sandpaper switched for toilet paper! Sex became so scarce like Hailey's Comet.. You were wondering wat her friends would look like NEKID, and if you DID fuck one of them, would they snitch..

Then the relationship ends.

Then once again, your paths cross.

This is where alot of us men get confused because BOTH our heads are trying to do the talking!

Did her boobs get bigger?
Does she still call her mom on fridays?
Is she looking HOTTER then before?
Does she still like watching Spongebob?
Does she still do that trick with her hips?
Is she still a cuddler after sex?
Does her dad still own that shotgun..


All that can flash in our mind the INSTANT we see her. Instead of looking sad, we TRY to play it coy, not letting on that our heart, and/or dick still craves for her. do you trade numbers? Facebook? do you talk about the good and the bad? or just the good?

Do you bring up something sexual? Does SHE? Do you invite her over? Do you do the Fastest clean job of the house youve EVER done? Do we talk, do we get touchy feely? Does the convo turn sexual? Is she staring at the dick? Did she see us staring at her chest? Do you wind up back in bed with her- shes feeling super tight, the dick feels the biggest its EVER been. Does she tell you to put her legs over both shoulders? When you cum, do you see stars? Does she fall right to sleep?

Now that the dick is soft,
do you remember how annoying it was she clipped her toe nails in bed?
Talks during movies at the theater..
Still answers a question WITH a question?
Keeps leaving the toilet seat down..[The NERVE]lol
knock and try to get in at the same time
how HER friends could come over anytime, but yours could not...

Do you get up and BOLT out the door? Or do you stay?
Either way, keep the shoes by the bed just in case.

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Women should be seen and not heard?!.
Posted:Aug 26, 2011 1:16 pm
Last Updated:Dec 4, 2018 5:51 am
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I sometimes stir up trouble. That's just how we interact on this site sometimes. And i was looking at this 37 yr old woman's profile and it said "Looking to beefriend"<-- spelled just like that.

So i notice there was 1 pic of her new foot tattoo,
and part of her face, followed by 8-9 pictures of butterflies. So i said, you would get more attention if you showed you have 2 cute pair of eyes.

She snapped back "NO PUSSY PICS, NO NAKED ASS PICTURES EITHER!"

I said you dont need to show pussy or bare ass to get attention. Im sure showing your face, and your basic shape would be good enough to get things started.

"I have these butterfly pics as they are nice to look at. My other pics are from my husband. But they were of me washing his clothes, or cooking him meals."

I said it sounds like your one of those 1950s women that believed men should do the thinking FOR you, and women should be mostly seen and not heard.. (I wasnt alive back then, but ive heard the sayings!)

"Well i DO talk to men only when they talk to me first.."

Wow. June Cleaver would be so proud...
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Being a HARD dick, or a SOFT dick pushover..
Posted:Aug 13, 2011 5:43 pm
Last Updated:Nov 5, 2011 6:14 pm
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In the month of July, i had two offers.

So i clicked the ol email box here and there were 2 offers: one from outside my region, and one outside the COUNTRY. Basically they both came across my profile, and for "whatever reason" they were going to be in my city in August. FLATTERED as i was, I said to them individually LETS TALK & SEE WHAT HAPPENS..

BOTH came at me with stuff outlined on my profile as NOT INTERESTED IN Fisting/ass-to-mouth/MFM/ ...OK...
I asked one is she bringing any lingerie with her and she said lingerie is pointless and is isnt into them...OK...
The one in my region sent me her photos, and i did not feel a physical connection. She was nice-- meaning she didnt say thank you or anything- just stopped talking to me.

The one from outside the country, she sent ass, legs fotos. but not the FACE. I said the face picture is THE important picture. Gave some excuse about the face pic is something i hate to earn. ...OK...
So i gave my yahoo and messenger or email me for quicker response.
No email came from her.. I sent her 2-3 emails asking about her and she DID answer. However she never sent emails asking anything about me.... OK...

So after too many "....OK's...." i decided that i would have to decline. This one sent an email saying "THANKS FOR FUCKIN WASTING MY TIME.." I said to her, no need to be sour, remember you thought you were going to get Fucked..

I tell ya, women get super indignant when you tell them no, And they say men cant handle rejection?

So i guess i was a
HARD dick, and not a SOFT dick pushover....

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A Lover AND a friend in one package?
Posted:Jul 11, 2011 1:51 pm
Last Updated:Dec 25, 2012 11:24 pm
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Thinking about someone i met here a while back. It was a sexual friend status, but we ended up doing things that i dont think sexual friends do. Eventually we went our separate ways because she said things were dull. I guess making her cum hard 2-3 times a night CAN get mundane for some women....

While doing the FWB thing, it makes me wonder... Do women WANT to be respected? They complain when asshole men leave them stupid emails, BUT do you respond to the ones that actually used their brain when they wrote you?

Can you be a friend first to your lover?
or
Can't the lover part sometimes take a backseat to just being a friend?


I guess Im deep where i can be supporting, consoling and encouraging... as well fullfill any and all the sexual fantasies that are thrown at me.. (once was asked to send 4 pictures of my fist because she was into Fisting)


While the lover aspect is incredibly important I want the friendship too. Go read my profile- some have told me it reads like Im looking for a wife. ?!?! Didnt know having standards was a turnoff!

Shit happens. Life comes crashing down at times. We sometimes feel overwhelmed and depressed. Not sure what is going to come next. Being a friend and a lover can be very fulfilling. I can be both, can you be both to me?
You women need to realize this before we disappear.

OPINIONS?

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Female Asshole of the month (June 2011)
Posted:Jun 29, 2011 4:07 pm
Last Updated:Dec 4, 2018 5:51 am
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Every now & then we get messages from people that really needs to be shared because NO one will believe it! Keep in mind, in 20minutes, i went from "Handsome man", to a "fucking liar"..lol

IN the RED is for you people

> Sender: Linc1912
> To: outdoorlovingal1
> Date: Jun 29, 2011 5:06 PM CDT
>
> > Yes, i got the long email.. It kind of sounds like the impression i had in my head.. that if someone has those interests,[lingerie & high heels] you wont pay for any of it because your on a fixed income and you think its the mans place to do so. And thats for something for me to think of-if u would be worth the financial efforts. (make sense right?)
>
> "Be on your knees before me?!"... was that a BJ reference? well for your info, im not one of those men that is a total slave for head. Thing is ive never even came from head. so unless that comment could also meant your a titfucker, i dont know...lol
> You do know im 200miles south of you right? I THINK SHE KNEW I WASNT REALLY INTERESTED WHEN I BROUGHT UP THE DISTANCE...[/COLOR]

The RESPONSE------>
__________________________________
Sender: outdoorlovingal1
To: Linc1912
Jun 29, 2011 5:27 PM CDT

> Well I can already tell that "you" are not worth my while. I never said I was poor... I am just not going to go out shopping for lingerie for some jokers off Passion.com.. that would be judacrous on my part. As far as on my knee's well I guess you won't know what I was thinking because you just made a total ass of yourself.(CLEARLY TRYING TO SAVE FACE..LOL ) It actually was no way referring to that. But just a FYI - I have made men cum that never have before. No big deal... as always another person here that thinks he is a gift when in all actuality he is no different than the rest. I happen to have supported many men and I am just not doing it anymore, nor paying for their fantasies. Boys can play I like real Men.
Have a good day it was a test to see what kind of a person you are and you failed miserably.[A TEST-SHOWING SHE WAS FULLSHIT FROM THE START APPARENTLY]
Seems to me that your profile is a bunch of shit really...LOL Have a good one.
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Do you climax, OR do you Orgasm? Do you know the difference?
Posted:Jun 25, 2011 1:09 pm
Last Updated:Aug 9, 2011 8:00 pm
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A while back, I knew this woman. Said shes never climaxed with a man before, but orgasms with her vibrator. So being the sexual overachiever i am had to go do research. So of weeks of reading everything i could get my hands on i found:

A Climax is the highest plateau of intensity.
Often what you feel when you stimulate the clit.

An Orgasm is the end of that plateau.
Where the spasms of the toes, muscles, and (my favorite-when the eyes cross/rollback)

Read carefully Men- A Climax is just PART of an Orgasm.

So ARMED with my new knowledge, i began long foreplay which brought her to a moaning climax and she started to rollover, and i was like, hey, im not done yet..So with her on her back, i started a steady thrust aimed at her G spot she eventually started to climax again, but then i added 2 fingers against her clit and started an alternate pattern of sliding down, then brushing her clit.
Then she grabbed the sheets in a tight fist, her thighs started to quiver, her sex got super tight where i wondered if i could even continue thrusting into it. Never thought women GRUNT like men do.

So when i asked did you climax, or did you orgasm, she just gave me the thumbs up...

Too bad Wisc women on this site dont appreciate a guy willing to do in depth research..lol

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The "Winners List"
Posted:Jun 23, 2011 10:51 am
Last Updated:Sep 2, 2011 10:28 am
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I get more then my share of women who leave clueless email responses.

Im thinking of making a blog with their names PARTIALLY blocked and the STRANGE answers i get

Would this be something worth reading, or no?

Come on-since you stopped & read this, might as well vote..lol
Sure- i could use a good laugh
No, I dont wanna see that nonsense
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Do you Remember your first time meeting on here?
Posted:Jun 21, 2011 9:21 am
Last Updated:Dec 4, 2018 5:55 am
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Remember the nervousness you had when you agreed on a place to meet?
was it a bar?
a restaurant?
a park?
maybe a hotel?
was it a good memory, or was it one you wish you could hit the ERASE button and forget it even happened? (wish i could hit that button a few times)

My FIRST meeting- thankfully i blocked it out due to it being horrible. My SECOND meeting was alot better. She was an older woman with a sarcastic sense of humor. We met at a park and sat n talked about the people that passed by. We later got intimate, then would do not intimate stuff (helped her coat shop, even went to a garage sale!?) I think shes the last woman ive found that just so happen to have thigh highs, lingerie and 4" heels in the closet "just in case".
I was sad when she took a better job outside of the state.

anyone remember their firsts on here?

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People I wish I had never slept with....
Posted:Jun 9, 2011 9:47 am
Last Updated:Jun 14, 2014 4:28 am
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Title made you so "UH OH" didnt it..lol[/B]

I was lying in bed thinking few days ago about how much my sex life has changed since my late 20s. Back then I had a steady GF where sex was semi-frequent so i didnt have a reason to fuck others. Then after we went our separate ways, i went thru the period where i would try and fuck anything i could get my hands on, to be being more selective, to now, being called "Picky".

Then I came onto this site. This site seemed like UPTOPIA! for the first 1-2 days. Then it was ALOT more offers that i did not want... Bi men, Gay men,married men, married women who wont do anything without the man there, women im not attracted to, scorned women that i wasnt attracted to now under NEW PROFILES,

To me, sex was like air. I needed it to survive. I was drunk with my sensations of my own orgasm, but i REALLY became intoxicated with making a woman climax.
The moans,
the crossing of her eyes,
listening to her climb the walls
the involuntary spasms,
the ever so sexy quiver of her lower lip,
the cussing like a sailor,
and if we were in surroundings we didnt care about, dig my fingers in her ass and slide it further so she can see that white light at the end of the tunnel LOL

Yes,the woman's climax is almost better then action movie. You will never know what happens next..

I have had a few meets and had good sex. It has been a good experience for me to learn what women want, then be the one that gives it to them.

So I saw a blog that asked;
How many men or women you wish you hadn't slept with.
and it made me wonder...

Have i ever been lied to?
Has sex been more 1-sided then it should have been?
Have i ever had a woman put my likes/desires on the back burner, permanently?
Was i CLEARLY the guy they called only to get fucked good, then call someone else when they wanted to just hang out?

YES.
Sucks to see that in print..

So to answer the title question?
Yes. We all have at one point in our lives. I know that good sex cant iron out all the kinks. Least it shows im learning right?

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Posted:May 31, 2011 5:27 am
Last Updated:Dec 4, 2018 5:55 am
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I guess there's 2 kinds of men.

Theres the man that has no problem fucking other men's wives. Sneak in the martial bed, and fuck someone's brains out- all the while listening for a car to drive into the driveway, keys to rattle in the door, or a phone that HAS to be answered. Or has no problem with a dude massaging his sack while slipping some lady the dick, or even lettin the hubby suck him off.

And theres the man that wants a single woman that is ok with going to her house (or yours), fucking her slow, hard, fast, soft until you go to sleep.. wait up and wanna fuck again, and dont care who hears you tearing that ass up.

Seems most of the emails i get are from hubbies sayin "They like what they see, and i might get to fuck their wife!" I was tempted a few times (one had a wife that looked like Meg Ryan with DD's). I called to make that initial meeting set up, just to hear the hubby say "So you wanna fuck my of a wife? My Cum-dumpster slut..
" I hung up on his ass.

I guess its Taboo to fuck a black guy without the hubby knowing,
BUT its a dick-hardening Turn on to fuck a black guy while the guy sits there n jerks off, directs, and maybe licks the nuts, or "CLEANS UP AFTERWARDS"

I guess the single woman is a dying breed. Gone are the days when you meet a girl, take her home, and fuck her brains out,wake up & put your parachute on- then jump out the window before she wakes up!(Not that i ever did that- i use to prefer morning sex!)

I've never fucked a wife while a husband watched, but I dunno. Does that make me a prude cuz i think my sex doesnt need an audience? Can i concentrate on making her cum while some dude is watching my ass flex as i drill his wife-- (And possibly feel a load shot on my ass from across the room?

All i know is, me & my dick are confused and stiff and that's a weird combination!

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PUSHY Men or LAZY Women
Posted:Apr 25, 2011 8:02 am
Last Updated:Jun 30, 2011 7:51 pm
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ONCE..

I was called Pushy. This is when i was new and naive to this site. Mailed this lady after reading her profile. no RED X's. Thought my intro to her, a pic, and sending her copy of my profile words would be all that shed need to spark a convo. In a months time- i mailed her 1-2 MORE times asking for a response(sign of a pulse, something..) which came "I think your kinda pushy." Leading me to say i thought she was just lazy, and moved on.

You know why men are pushy? Because the email he sent last week still isnt read by you even though your online or in a chat room right now. Now he feels the need to send a reminder email to get a response from the FIRST email..

I know you women get bombarded with emails on here. Theres like 600 guys to 2 women on this site. Good match emails,crappy 1-liners, pic collectors, racists and sometimes Fake ones- what have you.

Personally, I think you should respond to the men who give 1 or 2 small paragraphs on who they are, why they messaged you, etc. You know- the ones that seemingly look like a good match. The Auto answer thing can be misleading. Your making the GOOD men think all you women are lazy and dont want actual CONTENT from us. So men are then CLUELESS to what women want.

Do you use OUTLOOK at work? Do you respond to emails from your manager/boss? Some of them?! Good. Do the same here. Tell a dude, i liked your words, lets talk later. THAT little pacification will be enough to have him STOP "reminder Emailing", and will give you some time to read, then respond.

Women LOVE to say they are
independent,
intelligent,
multifaceted,
can multitask....Use those skills HERE as well. Tell ya what-->Reply to 3 emails a day, by Friday, thats 15 emails down. Saturday- delete the bullshit emails. Come Sunday, your load should be alot lighter.

Then less pushy men. Then less lazy women. Then more meets. See? Both sides win.
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Connect...... without meeting in person?!
Posted:Apr 14, 2011 1:03 pm
Last Updated:Mar 4, 2012 9:17 pm
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Can you connect with someone without meeting them in person?

I know depends on who you ask.. MOST men could say "SURE TALK ENOUGH AND YOU CAN CONNECT, AS LONG AS WE SEE A PICTURE."

While MOST women will say "NO, TO CONNECT, I WOULD HAVE TO MEET IN PERSON." So how come so many women give guys the auto-rejection response?

I feel kinda stingy with giving my number, (but am open to give her about 8 inches of Dick-go figure right..)and who knows if the person on the other end of the phone call is who they SAY they are.

I should hire my new friend Bitchinhigheels to be my phone secretary and weed out gay/bi men that answer the phone instead of the hot female they pretended to be online..lol


Can TEXTING be a way to get to know someone? should it atleast be an option? some people just do more TXT then calling.

What do you people think.. can you REALLY connect with someone on the fone/messenger/txt before meeting them in person?
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