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Great Sex.... (Partially borrowed from Bitchinghighheels)
Posted:Mar 31, 2011 8:02 pm
Last Updated:Apr 14, 2011 12:47 pm
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I have been accused of thinking to much... but I can't help it, it is just me. I like to think that it is one of the things that make me standout on here.. you know, thinking with the head on my SHOULDERS. Sometimes I DO do stupid shit, Im not immune. But hopefully if you find me endearing we can try to work around that.

So how does great sex/good sex happen?
I have had my fair share of good, bad, and indifferent. Even though I went 3-4 years without sex, I am still a little particular, lol. Just getting any of pussy ain't gonna cut it. It would seem that a few things would be obvious like chemistry, location, or Dick size, but no....

Chemistry: I have sat at a bar or across a table from a few women in my day and had a great time... good conversation, laughing, flirting... and when we hit the sheets it just fell apart. They kiss too much, too much tongue... forget where the dick is located and rub the thigh and knee like its gonna make me cum. In a hurry to get my face in their pussy and can't spell foreplay let alone do it...

and of course there is always the girl who wants to criticize me not cumming from her MAGNIFICENT 4 minutes of HEAD.. I have hooked up with a women who I had no chemistry with but to be perfectly honest here, I was bored and horny so I figured what the hell, and you know what, I was pleasantly surprised!

Location: So maybe the location for having sex is bad... Seedy motel, back of the car, empty bathroom. Umm, no! I have had great sex in the back of a Lincoln with my face buried in long blond hair as i plow to the promise land and I still had a great time. Seedy motel, well the only thing that sucked about that was ... she answered the phone when i was fingering..Fortunately I had a nice tittyfuck before her boyfriend yelled how she better get her big ass home before he does.

DICK Size: This seems like a no-brainer, right? NOT. An average size penis is nothing to laugh at. You women who always want the 10, 11, 12" dick need to be able to deal with a 7, 8, or 9incher. In my experience most women forget about the 10incher when i get really horny and my girth fills'em just right. Remember, its the WIDTH thats more important, not LENGTH.
When that 11incher gets in the pussy, he may be lazy and expect you to do all the work...

So how does it happen that everything just clicks?? A great dinner,
a great kiss,
and a night you don't want to end...
I have had few one-nighters that left quite an impression. Hooked up but never heard from again... I didn't care enough to call back, neither did they.
How does it go from that to more? It's NOT just chemistry, it's not just good sex or a great hotel room. I think its a culmination of all of the above. But your only fooling yourself if you think just ONE of those will be enough. Remember
"A Hard Dick has no conscience"...and often times no memory!

I am curious to how this works and how you find that person on Passion.com....
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Looking for your SOULMATE...with CUM on your face..really.
Posted:Mar 25, 2011 1:39 am
Last Updated:Sep 2, 2011 10:30 am
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You gotta love the profiles on a sex site that have the heading
"looking for my soulmate." Soulmate... on a sex site. This has to be the most OVERUSED, MISPLACED heading on this site. Im sure it makes more dicks go limp, then it makes them hard.

Then go on to say, "I want a good man that will sweep me off my feet," etc etc etc. Then you look at the photo and its a Facial pic. I'm talking atleast 1-2 Nut shots to the face. Like she stuck her face in the doughnut making machine at the local bakery.

Girls, women, (trannies?!) STOP doing this. Your making yourself look bad. You can ask for a good man, but not with a FACIAL pic. You know what a good man is gonna do? He will wanna meet you, just to cum on your face, while he is looking for a female he will want to kiss, hang out in public, or fuck without always wanting to GLAZE your face.

I never got into the Nut-glaze thing. If the sex is good, i can not pull out in time, ask you to squat, aim my ready-to-explode dick at your face and pull the trigger. My waist will hopefully be locked with my dick deep in you, while your creamy, thick legs are either wrapped around my waist, or thrown over my shoulders. BUT to each his own!

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Danica Patrick-- stop hating this girl!
Posted:Mar 23, 2011 8:11 am
Last Updated:Mar 25, 2011 7:31 am
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Why do people talk so much crap about Danica Patrick.

I've seen alot of people bring up the fact that shes not winning enough races, or shes a GIRL and shouldnt be racing. I dont follow her EVERY move, but I do see her as knocking down those gender specific walls of car racing. Shes not the FIRST girl to get behind the wheel and race. but shes the current (pretty face)of indycar, and now Nascar.

So im not sure why people attack this woman. Just let the girl race! and look hot!
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Can we just be friends ms big tit lady?!
Posted:Mar 6, 2011 5:48 am
Last Updated:Jun 28, 2023 7:12 am
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I met her not on this site but on blackplanet, (a site where white women actually come to us with black interest!)

She was 5"0, a bob haircut and kinda cute. Also she had 38DDD. Picked my jaw off the floor and responded to her email. We talked about her wants, her goals..she was a dental hygienist but wanted to a pole dancer. Wanted to do right by her 6yr old .
We talked on email,
we talked on phone,
Big tits aside- didnt think it was worth meeting in person.

(Big tits+ guilt trip)

Today was her Bday. No one wants to come celebrate..wants me to come meet her think i felt the dick start to awake..Tried to give a half-ass excuse why i couldnt go.Cars gotta flat, or something..i let my friend borrow it to move?!

Sends me a text of the new bra and low cut top she bought. Lace. creamy skin. hard nips.GotDAMMIT.

Long drive. 38DDDs.
We met. Looks just like her photo. Bob haircut. kinda cute. 38ddd's- trying to escape.
Went to dinner. I paid.
gave me tour of town. Rather wanted a tour of her chest
Went to house, started talking, then flirting, then lightly touching, then groping.
pulled me by the dick into her bedroom.
licked her til she came 2-3 times. It WAS her birthday.

let her nap, woke her up accidentally slapping my still hard dick against her hips.
rolled on her back, put her legs over my shoulders, and drilled into the promised land. Thank goodness i brought those 2 condoms with me.

Next morning. want to get something for breakfast?
no
want to make something for us both?
no
should i just get up and leave?
...
Got dressed, asked her to walk me to my car
2 tired

Her cell rings, she jumps up and lands in the bathroom. I wasnt trying to listen but the house WAS quiet. I heard all i needed to hear;
"ill see u in an hour"

Got dressed, left. cussed myself out the whole trip back.
MONTH later
Another Txt:
Im soo lonley will you CUM hang with me?
flashbacks of seeing those 38ddd's in my evil hands again.
fingering that sweetspot. AND her ditchin me the next morning. And going the whole month not answering my TXTs.

I Txt back:
I think we should just be friends that only talk on phone n not in person."
No response.

Dick hasnt forgiven me yet...
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Would LOWERING my standards help?
Posted:Mar 3, 2011 12:40 pm
Last Updated:May 10, 2014 2:10 am
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I hear from time to time that my profile is not good for this site. A lot of women tell me it sounds like i am looking for a wife, or a fiancee. That my standards are too high for a site like this.

Is it my standards are too high, OR is it your standards arent high enough? Is looking for a single female really high standards? I just dont want a man's finger or dick near my asshole when im top of you thats all.

Married women never have time, so instead of letting them play, the hubbies always has to be there to negotiate. Its like buying a car from the dealership-but not as pushy..lol

Would me lowering my standards make me more approachable? would it make me look like im here to fuck everything with a hole?

All i want is someone that has time to talk,and if we have chemistry to..."do more then talk"... and not to have their hubby/owner/ex-BF/slave/past fuck buddy do all the talking.
That is all.
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A chance meeting
Posted:Feb 22, 2011 9:14 pm
Last Updated:May 16, 2024 6:7 pm
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So here it is late in the evening, she places her mystery bag by the door and grins at her companion as he sits down on the edge of an old wooden chair in the room. The room is dimly lit, nothing more than the last few sun rays glowing through a thick certain.

She walks over to him and lets his hands wander as he cradles
her ass and squeezes the firmness and smiles in appreciation.
He lets her go to change into whatever is in that bag of hers. He sits and listens to silence as he looks out the window, curious of what will happen next.

Dramatically, she steps out of the other room, now clad a black lacy robe that comes mid-thigh, a black garter and black nylon stockings, and a pair of black slingbacks that are obviously brand new. He feels his cheeks get warm, and an uncontrollable grin overcomes his face.

she sets down so he can look at all before him. With the palm of her hand, she reaches up and places her hand firmly on his groin. There is no mistaking the fact that he is already rock hard. she presses her fingers to softly grasp the outline of his shaft.

Standing now, he makes her turn around so he can get a
good look at her ass. Tells her to sit on the
bed before him. She lies back on the bed with knees
bent and black slingbacks just touching the floor. Now kneeling
between her legs spread wide, he slides both hands underneath .
With this, she lays her arms back over her head, closes her eyes and moans soft approval.

With both thumbs, he massages her clit and the outer reaches
of her soft pussy. His gaze is fixed on her vagina and he watches
intently as he guides his hands and explores her pussy and ass.

Leaning forward, he alternates kisses and licks to her inner thighs and pussy. The sweet aroma fills his nostrils and he can
feel the warm fluid of her wet, wet pussy on his lips. Tongue
probes... Tongue licks. ..Her hips hump slowly as
she enjoys his lips and tongue. Her eyes close as she comes
close to climax. Then, unexpectedly, she does climax
but it still feels good and grabs her ass from underneath and
starts to stabs at her with his tongue again....
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1-1 vs groups
Posted:Nov 19, 2010 5:01 pm
Last Updated:Feb 18, 2012 8:56 pm
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Seems all i run into are women who want 2-3-4 black guys at once. Wheres the women that want 1-1?!
Into groups
I like 1-1
who cares im not even in black guys!
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Cumfuckme Heels a dead artform?
Posted:Oct 16, 2010 12:30 am
Last Updated:Dec 4, 2018 5:51 am
8880 Views
A lady recently told her love of heels has faded away, at the "old" age of...29?! I didnt know it would be so hard to find women with this interest. Should i start looking towards younger girls?!

But my search continues. I know women are still into'em, i see them on the main page all the time when i log in! I want it to be a geniune interest. That "ill do it if thats what you want" phrase tends to come back n bite you in the ass later.

IS it a dead art? I've heard ALOT of excuses like "I've got.."
Bad hips
Bad ankles
bad spine
hammer toe
no sense of balance
bad knees


First I heard only older women fancy them, now im hearing younger girls are now into them. Will I EVER have my interest met on here!?
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BLACK WOMEN....WHATS THE DEAL?
Posted:Oct 4, 2010 12:54 pm
Last Updated:Sep 2, 2011 10:31 am
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Since being on this site (a long ass time), something has stuck out to me. The few times i leave a message, or just a picture comment on a black women's page- they always have to respond with a "not interested". Cant even take the time to actually WRITE something with your mind-just using something from that "auto rejections" button. I have one black female friend on here..and she is in Australia. U.S black women- whats the deal?!

This isnt a pity post, and its not like im sitting in a corner crying over it. BUT being the inquisitive guy i am, I often wondered...
was it ME?
My sexual desires?
my picture?
My refusal to SHARE U with other men?
My "no bullshitt accepted" mentality that comes out in my profile's words?


White, hispanic, (even canadians) dont seem to have a problem with whatever i say to them, and thats where most of the attention has come from.. (Here and in real life).

So please- if you can leave some opinions that DONT INCLUDE hateful, words out of spite,
by all means
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NO to licking pussy?!
Posted:Aug 8, 2010 4:20 pm
Last Updated:Jun 9, 2011 12:35 pm
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"Im sorry, I just assumed all black men eat pussy."
"Thats cool if you dont lick pussy, ill just not suck your cock.."


These are some of the responses i get when i respond to messages on here. I didnt know all blk guys eat pussy. i musta missed that email. Why does me being black have to do with anything- theres gotta be white guys who dont do it..right?

Truthfully i DO do it, but only for a chosen few. When i get to know the lady, and her habits. I would assume shes not sucking every dick thats thrusted in her face...right? lol
I know women would call me Male-slut, Manwhore, Pro-miss-Q-Sss if i licked everywomen that i came across..

So can we leave the BLACK out of it please?
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Is it Confidence, or just downright Arrogance?
Posted:Jul 21, 2010 4:11 pm
Last Updated:Apr 14, 2011 12:52 pm
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Seems some women say a confident man is a godsend. Some say an arrogant man is UNattractive. Who can truly say if a man is arrogant or confident? I know i have alotta words on my profile that say what i like and DONT like, but does that FRIGHTEN women? Does it make them second guess if they have something to offer?

I think it should because women make us wonder the same thing almost every day on here. Atleast the worthwhile ones. Some dont really care about mental capacity or your personality. Only if you spit or swallow....

I think i share traits of both. Confidence to know what i want, and what i can offer someone. An the arrogance to know someone ELSE can not dictate my self worth. I love to be mentally engaged.. anything less is just half-assed interest from me.

What IS Arrogant...is Women that dont have profiles filled, or no photo, that "guarantees" we wont be disappointed in interacting with them.
Arrogant is those who make blind assumptions based on what theyve heard in a chatroom. (Is that really arrogance, or just plain naivety

So id like to be considered "Selective", or Discerning! Those dont have negative connotations..lol

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Fantasies can blow up in your face.
Posted:Jul 11, 2010 4:09 pm
Last Updated:Jan 7, 2021 1:13 pm
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I've read a few women profiles say that fantasies of being , forced into sex, like to have the dick shoved into them while they're legs are closed and very vocally say NO, but still want to be fucked anyway.

This is VERY dangerous, especially on this site. Some guys have been looking & Waiting a long time to meet a woman that actually wants to meet n not just talk and finger themselves at our dick photos. You put the wrong guy in that situation and it can get ugly. It wont be a fantasy, you'll become a real victim.

Im glad women are ready for that kinda thing but most men arent! Yell the "Safety" word which means stop, or hes about to Cum IN you and thats not what you agreed on- its gonna be ugly in court!
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Indifference peaks interest
Posted:Jun 14, 2010 2:11 am
Last Updated:Mar 31, 2011 10:12 am
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You know when your in a chat room on here, and the popular women in the room just LAVISH the attention a group of men give to them...but yet their attention, just for a moment is diverted from those men-> to a guy thats not paying much attention to her.

What is it about a guy that shows INDIFFERENCE that intrigues a woman to make her want to talk to you. I think its the same idea as back in high school " the less you talk to a girl, the more she'll want to talk to u"

I tend to be an example(victim?!) of that. They arent sure what it is about me but they are somehow drawn to want to get to know me. I'd tell men to try this on women in here, but im sure for most, itll just backfire like an old chevy pickup.

Is it the noninterest?
Is it the thrill of the hunt/chase?
Is it possibily having something that you cant have?

I do not know. But when i do, y oull be the first to know.
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