A Redneck Christmas
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Posted:Nov 20, 2011 4:54 am
Last Updated:Nov 23, 2011 7:10 pm
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MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD"
"Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?" "Yes What can I do for you?" "I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hidin' MARIJUANA inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs , but he's hidin' it there." "Thank you very much for the call, sir...." The...... next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search t...he shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but; find no MARIJUANA. They sneer at Virgil and leave. Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house. "Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep!" "Merry Christmas, buddy!" (Rednecks know how to git-R-dun).
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It's that time again
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Posted:Nov 18, 2011 11:40 am
Last Updated:Nov 27, 2011 8:36 am
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Well it’s beginning to be that time of year again. The temperatures are getting colder and the days are getting shorter. The holidays are too quickly approaching and things are getting hectic every where you turn. For many of us, we love the season. Others dread it to no end. For me, it always brings mixed emotions.
I love Christmas time. I love all the decorations and the smells. The scented candles and the aromas that come from the kitchens making all their baked or cooked goodies always bring back memories from childhood days gone by. Usually we will simmer a pot of cinnamon and other spices on the stove when we have a party.
The holidays for me mean family time together. I enjoy getting together with family members as well as inviting neighbors that have no immediate family and let them join our home. This is where things turn sour. In years past, there was always an abundance of everything. In fact, it was very overwhelming to say the least. Too much if I dare say. With economic times changing, all this has changed. I do not put up nearly as many lights as I used too. We don’t light them up nearly as long as we used too. A tradition in my own home was to have Christmas up by Halloween. It was actually really funny. We’d have all the Christmas stuff out and lit up with Christmas music playing when the came to Trick or Treat, they would say…”Trick or…. Hey Mom! They have a Christmas tree up????” We always had good conversation starters with that one.
So today, I’m sad because we can’t carry our Christmas out to the extremes that I love so much. We still will have a good time regardless and I’m sure we will continue to invite neighbors and strangers alike to our home to celebrate a time of giving. For me, it’s not about the gifts but it’s about listening to each other and sharing all that we have. Bonds are made with memories that can last a lifetime. I hope that each of you will have a safe and happy holiday season. And perhaps you might even make some new friends along the way.
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See Ya
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Posted:Nov 11, 2011 1:07 pm
Last Updated:Nov 13, 2011 8:39 pm
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See Ya Later! Heading to Mom and to see my cousin and Great Aunt this weekend. Just wish the wife and were coming with me. So-lo trip this time hitching a ride with other family members. Stay out of trouble but be as naughty as you like. 
Hugs,
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Favorite Spot
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Posted:Nov 5, 2011 7:03 pm
Last Updated:Nov 8, 2011 2:40 pm
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Tonight, I have been enjoying myself texting a friend who is rather attractive and for some reason, I have an overwhelming desire to kiss her right about now.
This of course made me think of the topic of discussion for tonight. Where is your favorite spot to be kissed? I do'nt care much for the slobbery kisses although at times they can be real fun and passionate at the precise moment. As for my partner, I prefer that she enjoy kissing as part of the foreplay. Foreplay for me starts long before the clothes even come off. It's that morning kiss or should I say lingering kiss with the graze of the hand over the hips or shoulders etc. Then the neck and shoulders is a favorite spot for me to play with. especially if she is slightly ticklish. Not so much that it becomes annoying but that ticklishness that causes goosebumps and slight quivers throughout the body. Seeing the smile on her face can light up the darkness like a full moon on a cold winter's night.
Off next to her stomach and sides while reaching up underneath her to hold her firmly. I also enjoy kissing all around her labia. Cover it with my mouth and suck on it and let my tongue taste her waiting for her to ask me to do more.
As for myself, I enjoy it when she kisses my neck and upper chest. I enjoy it when she is on top laying face down between my legs and kisses me working her way towards my mid section. Once there, she can do what she likes.  But for kissing my face, neck and upper chest, these areas work towards getting me hard much faster.
So what are your favorite areas to be kissed or that you enjoy kissing?
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Bit of a Scare
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Posted:Nov 2, 2011 3:13 pm
Last Updated:Nov 19, 2011 9:39 pm
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As a late Halloween gift to us at work, several people were unexpectedly let go. Several key significant players that is were let go. needless to say, it had everyone looking over their shoulder and walking on eggshells. This process has taken two days to unfold and more meetings are to be held tomorrow!
On a positive note, at the end of the day just as I was about to leave work, the boss came and gave me a key to the building as all the locks in all the offices were changed today. I've never held or even wanted a key to the office. That would only mean more responsibility if I did. I asked him what did I need this for? He says well your name is being added as one of the key holders so here you go. Guess that means I might work past tomorrow. Hopefully anyways.
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His First
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Posted:Oct 14, 2011 8:35 pm
Last Updated:Oct 27, 2011 8:26 pm
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Well I'm up far too late considering what time I have to get up in the morning. The wife is going to be worried all day long too. Can't help it. it's what Mom's do. worry about their babies....
You see, tomorrow, my little man has his first. His first trip on the back of the motorcycle with Dad on an actual ride event. In some areas of the country, it's beginning to get cold and that means the end of riding season. Here in the Texas Heat, we stop riding in the heat of the summer and pick up when it starts to cool down. Tomorrow is our first toy run out to Dayton. Where the ride goes, I haven't a clue. I'm joining up with several members of my local MC and we are heading down the road. Out early for breakfast and then off to Dayton for the ride. I suspect we will put from start to finish, close to 200 miles on tomorrow. It should be a day of fun. I hope little man is up to it. He's been asking to go fro a long time. Well his time has finally come. In spite of his mom's objections. This should also lead to some bonding but the boy and myself too. Perhaps I can find something he might enjoy better than video games!
Have a safe and great weekend all.
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What a day
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Posted:Oct 4, 2011 5:37 pm
Last Updated:Oct 11, 2011 6:58 pm
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Well today was a day to find old friends. Recently, I had a friend from my past on here pay a visit to my blog and I really hadn't had much time to hang out and get to know new people even though I've tried. So today when I get home, I have an email waiting and much to my surprise! Here is this cutie that recently payed a visit to my blog sending me an email and letting me know just who she was! Was I ever excited! It's been a long time since I had heard or seen from her being she had closed her profile. So that brought joy to me as well.
At the same time all this was going on, an old friend from back when I lived in NJ, spoke with me over the phone this afternoon. Turns out I was able to the the old pervert into joining the site. Of course it didn't take but the following statement to make it happen. "They have naked pictures!" I feel bad for the bloke as he only has his Mobile Internet at the moment and we ALL know how frustrating that can be with this site. I wish him luck but he really is a riot to get to know.
So all in all, I think today was a great day! Hope your day was as good as mine has been.
On a side bar note, I think it's just abotu time to remove my HNW post. It's been up long enough now. I really forgot to hide it or it would have been gone sooner. Seems it's funny how many people perv the photos on this place. I do'nt see myself as much to perv about but I guess I may be wrong with the number of views still increasing.  I don't know. Perhaps a day or so longer won't kill me. Have fun all!
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Forget Something
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Posted:Oct 4, 2011 3:45 am
Last Updated:Oct 11, 2011 7:01 pm
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All three of these were found in the back seat of the cab. For some strange reason, the cab driver isn't saying a word abotu how they may have been left there...
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Treasures
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Posted:Oct 4, 2011 3:41 am
Last Updated:Oct 5, 2011 3:23 pm
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This was found in the balcony at the church while I was cleaning the bulletins from the hymnals. I wonder who they belong too?
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Pussy Magnet
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Posted:Sep 30, 2011 6:59 pm
Last Updated:Oct 5, 2011 3:23 pm
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Growing up, I fought hard with self esteem issues. I really was different from all the other . My family was somewhat in the public's eyes all the time because of who my father was. I was the third of three boys and don't forget my younger sister. That meant we all grew up in the same schools with the same teachers etc. As a small , I was visually impaired and for those not in the know, during a early development years when every learns hand eye control, I was almost blind. So I never mastered things like sports or even just throwing and catching a ball.
Throw all these minimal handicaps with that will be and torment anyone not like the rest with a that already has self esteem issues and I socially shut down. Much of this influenced many of the poor decisions I made as a youth.
Now the flip side to all of this is I really was a nice guy and I had many people that called me friend abut on the inside, I never felt like they really were my friends. Dating was a nightmare. I was every girls best friend. they would tell me anything but wouldn't date me. What do you think that did for those self esteem issues?
Then adulthood come along and things change. I finally get the courage to ask a girl out and she says YES! Can you believe that??? I won't go into all the dating things as this isn't what this post is all about. I've always been a flirt. seems to come natural. In truth, it's fun but it can come at a price. While I was engaged, I was involved with some other girls that cared more for me than I did for them. It lead to some uh oh situations and I learned quickly that I needed to tone it down a bit.
Somewhere along the lines, I grew up into a guy that could be a girls best friend but that was keepable at the same time. My own stupidity never seemed to catch on to this reality. Boy was I ever stupid!!!
Today I still flirt but not nearly as often I'd say. I also still seem to attract the girls on occasions. The ones I might be interested in, I shy away from as I'm afraid I might get myself into trouble but then there are the girls that won't seem to leave me alone!
They follow me around and call out to me. Even when I tell them face to face, "LEAVE ME ALONE" they still annoy and pester me. One in particular seems to get even worse when that certain time of the month comes around and those sexual needs are in dire straights.
I've told the wife abotu my problem and all she does is laugh! What nerve she has. How dare my own wife LAUGH at me when I'm begging her for help in making these horny pussies leave me alone. I guess we have been married for so long now that she doesn't see me as being attractive anymore. She doesn't recognize that there are pussies out that that just want me for who I am.
So tonight we had the talk all over again and she finally noticed what attention I was getting from certain pussies and agreed that I was definitely a pussy magnet. THEN she started laughing again and told me that she thought it was funny how pussies were attracted to testosterone during that special time of the month. Grrrrrr.....
I then replied back to her screaming... But it's the WRONG kind of pussy!!!!!! For those who's mind went straight for the gutter, I'm talking about my 's cat that's in Heat again!!!!!! HELP!!!!
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Friends
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Posted:Sep 30, 2011 6:38 pm
Last Updated:Oct 3, 2011 2:27 pm
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Today was a day that sort of hit me from all sides.I must admit that it really played an effect on my mood for the day. This morning great other than just being tired from too many nights this week with a lack of sleep. I was happy and ready for the weekend.
When I arrive at work, my co=worker wasn't there as he was taking care of some personal business. So here I am taking care of two classes at the same time. It's lots of interruptions and running back and forth but it wasn't difficult.
Then I receive a text from someone I care about and was hoping to meet this weekend only to find out it wasn't going to be possible. Not only was our meet not going to happen but it wasn't happening due to circumstances beyond my control and for reasons I won't get into here. For those who know me(and don't), yes I pout and this message was the beginning of my sulking.
Not long after, my half day at work was coming to a close. As I was wrapping up my class, my co-worker comes in and is waiting on me. As I release my guys, he and I step into another room to have some privacy where he informed me what we had expected. He had turned in his resignation and was willing to stay until the end of the month until we find a replacement to make things easier on me. Well, our employer decided otherwise and he was being let go immediately. After almost 12 years employment. He and I have worked together side by side for the past 5 years. We had a great system working together and covered for each other and complimented each other rather well I'd say. He will be sorely missed. He and I shared many different tasks that we sort of mastered and excelled in. I would do some things, he would do the other. Now I'm stuck with it all. Even if they should bring someone else in, it will take me several months to try and teach them all that I do.
Then the sulking really began. Even though I was free to go home, I stayed and worked for another additional 3 hours. Virtually everyone that saw me noticed that I wasn't myself. My mood had changed. I felt as though I was grieving two losses at the same time. I was in fact but it isn't something guys like to talk about. That doesn't mean that the feelings aren't just as real or that it doesn't have an impact upon us.
When I get home, all I can do is sleep. When i awake, I phone my best friend. He just got back in town after being gone for a week because his father in California passed away. I wanted to check on him and make sure he was alright. When I called, I got his wife and she tells me that my his Aunt passed away yesterday. So he is even getting hammered from both sides. So tonight, I make the decision to call him back up and ask him if he wants me to take the trip to Lufkin with him. He almost jumped through the phone to say yes. Sad to say, we will be taking two cars and he and I won't be in the same car but we will load up both cars with his relatives and head to Lufkin.
When it comes to friends, I am a very blessed man. I hvae chosen my friends based upon actions and not words that I've witnessed. If I'm available, I'm there for my friends. Even at odd times of the night. They in return have always been there for me. Even though my best friends losses are different from my own right now, we both get to hang out and support one another. The rest of the world can fall into a waste basket. It won't matter as we will be there able to put a hand on the shoulder or provide a hug assuring that no matter what, we will walk through whatever crosses our paths.
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I'm trying
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Posted:Sep 30, 2011 3:52 am
Last Updated:Sep 30, 2011 6:19 pm
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I'm still alive for those who care to know. I've had a couple of email asking me when I was going to blog again. I'm sorry that I've been away for so long. Things have been really busy as of late. I promise I'll try to play catch up this weekend sometime and post a more detailed blog.
For now, it's time to get to work so I'll see you l8ters. Have fun but not too much fun as I'm not with you to enjoy it. Care to meet face to face, let's Go for it!
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Blessings
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Posted:Sep 20, 2011 7:42 am
Last Updated:Sep 24, 2011 8:53 pm
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This past Sunday, I took a Police escorted motorcycle ride through Montgomery County where much of the fire damage recently occurred in the Houston area. There were places you could still see the foaming agents and red powder that was dropped from the airplanes to help put out the fires. Bridges covered intentionally with the stuff to prevent the bridges themselves from burning while everything around it was destroyed.
Our courageous firefighters deserve a serious round of praise for their efforts. You can see where bulldozers were used to make paths in the forest to help create fire breaks. One side would be destroyed by fire and a home or building right next to the scorched ground would be in perfect condition. The devastation was unbelievable but the amount of life that was saved and the properties that were saved are miracles.
I know this doesn't help those who lost everything feel any better. It can make one wonder how homes all around could be saved but not that one house. News reports showed a neighborhood that was destroyed except for a single home. That home belonged to a family members friend of ours.
I wish there were more I could do to aide and assist those in need. Please pray for their full recovery. Many of those affected do not have the money or even insurance to rebuild.
As for the land itself that was destroyed, it brings tears to your eyes to see the destruction but I know it will all grow back bigger and better than it was before.
Thank you Lord for the rain we've received. Let it keep coming in small amounts to prevent more devastation but help to replenish what we have lost. If you get a chance to ride through any of the areas throughout Texas, do so. You can't help but be touched. If you can afford it, reach out and help in any way you can. There are plenty who need it.
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