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Pussy Magnet
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Pussy Magnet Growing up, I fought hard with self esteem issues. I really was different from all the other . My family was somewhat in the public's eyes all the time because of who my father was. I was the third of three boys and don't forget my younger sister. That meant we all grew up in the same schools with the same teachers etc. As a small , I was visually impaired and for those not in the know, during a early development years when every learns hand eye control, I was almost blind. So I never mastered things like sports or even just throwing and catching a ball. Throw all these minimal handicaps with that will be and torment anyone not like the rest with a that already has self esteem issues and I socially shut down. Much of this influenced many of the poor decisions I made as a youth. Now the flip side to all of this is I really was a nice guy and I had many people that called me friend abut on the inside, I never felt like they really were my friends. Dating was a nightmare. I was every girls best friend. they would tell me anything but wouldn't date me. What do you think that did for those self esteem issues? Then adulthood come along and things change. I finally get the courage to ask a girl out and she says YES! Can you believe that??? I won't go into all the dating things as this isn't what this post is all about. I've always been a flirt. seems to come natural. In truth, it's fun but it can come at a price. While I was engaged, I was involved with some other girls that cared more for me than I did for them. It lead to some uh oh situations and I learned quickly that I needed to tone it down a bit. Somewhere along the lines, I grew up into a guy that could be a girls best friend but that was keepable at the same time. My own stupidity never seemed to catch on to this reality. Boy was I ever stupid!!! Today I still flirt but not nearly as often I'd say. I also still seem to attract the girls on occasions. The ones I might be interested in, I shy away from as I'm afraid I might get myself into trouble but then there are the girls that won't seem to leave me alone! They follow me around and call out to me. Even when I tell them face to face, "LEAVE ME ALONE" they still annoy and pester me. One in particular seems to get even worse when that certain time of the month comes around and those sexual needs are in dire straights. I've told the wife abotu my problem and all she does is laugh! What nerve she has. How dare my own wife LAUGH at me when I'm begging her for help in making these horny pussies leave me alone. I guess we have been married for so long now that she doesn't see me as being attractive anymore. She doesn't recognize that there are pussies out that that just want me for who I am. So tonight we had the talk all over again and she finally noticed what attention I was getting from certain pussies and agreed that I was definitely a pussy magnet. THEN she started laughing again and told me that she thought it was funny how pussies were attracted to testosterone during that special time of the month. Grrrrrr..... I then replied back to her screaming... But it's the WRONG kind of pussy!!!!!! For those who's mind went straight for the gutter, I'm talking about my 's cat that's in Heat again!!!!!! HELP!!!! |
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rofl, you had me going there, you are too frigging funny.
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Glad you liked it. I took a lesson from the two of you. 
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 Will you email me, I have a question...
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9/30/2011 9:10 pm |
rofl, you had me going there, you are too frigging funny. Those are my principles, and if you don't like them, well I have others at my blog Crazy Dreams
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LMAO cute! Pull My Fucking Hair! 
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