Going for Gold
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Posted:Feb 10, 2016 1:46 pm
Last Updated:Apr 21, 2016 1:40 am
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Ok so I paid my dues and now on the incentive deal to gain 6 months free.
Remember, remember to post in November and all the other months before that and after that....lol
Wish me luck...
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Gold member again, just cant keep away.
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Posted:Jan 28, 2015 2:41 pm
Last Updated:May 10, 2024 1:56 pm
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Well I did it and signed up again. With the fantastic offer I was sent I how could I resist.
Here's to another year of fun and frolics on the site. Hopefully a few more frolics this year. 
Drop by and say Hi...
Joe...
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Ms Flirty....
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Posted:Jan 7, 2014 12:45 pm
Last Updated:Apr 22, 2014 5:21 am
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We had been chatting online a few times, nothing too long just a quick 10 minute catch up here and there over the last few weeks. But as luck would have it I had a late shift coming up at work and nothing really to do other than keep an eye on a few monitors and systems.
So I was going to be sat at my desk for a few hours alone in the office. I let Ms Flirty know that I was going to have plenty of time to chat that night. Ms Flirty was also going to be free and said she would be online looking forward to a longer than normal chat.
About 10.30pm I was able to get online and sure enough there was Ms Flirty.
I sent her a quick hello message and she replied with a rather slow but strange reply. “I’m going to be slow hands stuck”
I replied “what happened” to which the answer was “Let me show you” her cam invite popped up and I looked around the office just to double check I was alone and accepted it.
When the video came through I could see my lovely Ms Flirty sitting at her chair in a short tee shirt and skimpy pink knickers. “What’s up, I don’t see the problem” I typed. To this she lifted both hands to show that they were hand cuffed to the arms of the chair.
I started my cam and showed her that I had a broad naughty smile on my face.”How did you get both hands cuffed like that” slowly she lifted a hand and typed with one finger “don’t ask,pls”
I so wanted to but thought no leave it for now.
Her pink knickers were very clingy and she was kneeling on the chair so to speak. You could see the outline of her pout pussy lips just showing through.
“I will make you a bet” I typed. She gave me an inquiring look to which I typed “I bet I can make those panties wet by just typing” Ms F smiled and then gave me that “Yeah, you think so look.”
“You don’t have to do anything but read” I continued to type.
“If I can do it then you owe me a blow job with those hands cuffed to the chair, If I don’t then well you can choose what forfeit I must pay”
She read this and then nodded her agreement, licking her lips as she did.
“you look so gorgeous sat in that chair all tied up and nowhere to go”
“If I was there then I would not let you go actually”
“I would probably blindfold you first and then check those cuffs were on tight”
“Then I would slowly find all those naughty spots that make you quiver when kissed or licked or even bitten”
“like that spot just under your ear and above your neck”
“I know that spot loves being slowly licked, lapped almost”
“then when it is nice and moist, I know how you like it when I plant cheeky little kisses all down your neck and down your back.”
Ms Flirty was reading my messages and moved her neck as if to say I can almost feel those kisses.
“stop moving around you, I haven’t finished with you yet, hell I haven’t started”
“Now with your hands cuffed like that I can’t get that tee shirt off and it looks too good to cut off so what are we to do”
“you wait there a minute”
“remember your still blindfolded and can’t see this happening”
“I am going to get a jug over ice cold water”
“When I return, silently so you didn’t hear me creep up I pour a slow trickle of ice cold water down the front of your tee shirt”
“you shiver immediately and draw your breath in, but too late, the tee shirt is soaked and those nipples are stiffened up nicely”
“I bend over and take one of the very stiff and cold nipples in my teeth and give it a nip”
“you squeal and then giggle and again I go for the other nipple and give that a nip”
“Another squeal and giggle”
“I lift the tee shirt and expose those gorgeous mounds which by now are shivering but pert”
“the water had not made it down to the knickers so I was careful to make sure that only my actions would make your pussy wet and not the water.”
“I stand behind you and take both breasts into my hands and begin to slowly but very firmly massage them”
“I rub them together and apart so firmly that you moan a little”
“Letting them go I quickly take the nipple in my mouth and nip it again, which send shocks up your back”
“I push the chair back a little and kneel between your legs”
“Being blindfolded you can feel but not see anything”
“I begin to gently blow over your thighs, one at a time slowly working my way up higher and higher up your legs”
“I can see you squirming a little so begin the final tease of licking and kissing your thighs”
“I start on the outside of both and work my way in both thighs. Stopping just before your pussy”
“A few times of this and you spread your legs a little wider”
“Ooh what do I see on those knickers now, is that a sweet wet pearl of pussy juice appearing”
“I repeat the treatment a few times and now for sure they are getting very wet...”
“I think I win right?......”
“Well now where do we go from here I think to myself......”
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Will you turn on your filter or not?
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Posted:Jul 25, 2013 4:59 pm
Last Updated:May 10, 2024 1:56 pm
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With the UK governments recent comments about blocking access to "adult" websites and content by default and you needing to request the "filter" to be turned off for your home internet.
What will you do?
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Pick up a Bargain
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Posted:Jun 28, 2013 10:01 am
Last Updated:Jul 5, 2013 3:34 pm
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Recently my Gold membership expired and I was sent the usual emails to renew but I declined at first.
After about a day or two of being a standard member I had to go back to being Gold. The best bit?
VisionPersonals.com sent over a fantastic offer to renew at a low price. I snapped it up and extended a year.
My advice, check the offers as they can be very attractive, like so many people on the site....
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One hobby to led to more.
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Posted:Nov 24, 2012 5:11 pm
Last Updated:Dec 20, 2012 2:12 pm
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I was never much of a photo taker and like most people I guess I just pointed and pressed the button and hoped everything I was looking at was captured well. Then it came time to buy a new camera, the old one just didn’t take photos fast enough and needed an upgrade. So I read all the reviews and looked around for a good deal and bought a new DSLR type camera.
This was the first time I have bought a camera that did a lot more than I knew what to do with and how to use it. So I searched the internet and found loads of tips and tricks that helped me take better and better pictures. On a trip to Hong Kong I grabbed myself a bargain on a lens and put it into action on some pictures I wanted to take to show what it could do.
I posted some of the photos on an online photo sharing site and began to get comments and feedback on the photos. I thanked everyone who posted and exchanged a few emails with a few folks.
One of these emails was from a guy who turned out lived not too far away and we ended up chatting about a number of things we had in common. One of them being classic cars and restoring them. He had a classic car that was one of my favourites and asked if I would do him a favour and take a couple pictures of it for him. I came over one evening and met him and his Mrs who were the epitome of your normal middle aged couple. We chatted a bit and talked about the photos they liked and every now and then the hubby would say something about they were never able to capture the moment when they take them. I didn’t think about it and continued to chat. After a couple of beers we went out to the garage to see his pride and joy. (That’s the car....) and we took several pictures from different angles and they all looked great. He then asked if I wanted another beer or something stronger as he was going to get a short for himself. I asked for the beer and he came back with that and a bottle of Jack Daniels and a glass for him. We took a few more pictures and then he asked if I could take a few with him in them also. ‘Sure’ I said and he began to pose around the car. At this point his Mrs walked in. She was a fuller figured girl and moved with what I would call a swish and smelled fantastic. She was wearing a loose top and some leggings and trainers. She watched us take a few pictures and then got in a few shots to.
The hubby by now had had a few drinks and was what I could describe as loosening up. His Mrs noticed this also and asked if he fancied her or the car more. He said at this point the car. So the next thing she did was to lean over the bonnet and push her ample tits up so that we both could get a full view of her cleavage. ‘Now’ she asked. I said. ‘Ok well those are great curves but the car still edges it’ the hubby laughed and said ‘take pics, take pics’ so I took some pictures of her in this pose and showed her. When she saw the pictures something must have switched in her mind and she got all excited about how they looked and said to her hubby ‘this is capturing the moment don’t you think’ with that she said ‘ok take some more and I bet I can change your mind’
She then progressed to get more and more sexier with her poses till she took off her top and bra and sat on the bonnet holding her tits with both hands. My mouth dropped and when I looked at the hubby he was giggling and said ‘I bet you never shot something like that before’ I blushed and said that this was awesome and took some photos. This got better and better each time she saw the picture and she took off more and more till I had this great shot of her bent over the back of the car spreading her ass so that you could see her glistening pussy lips. With this shot the hubby got down and started eating her pussy. I was standing there with a rock hard boner but kept taking pictures. After about 5mins he broke off and asked to see the pictures. She looked at them and then dropped to her knees pulled his trousers and shorts down and started sucking his cock. Looking up at me. I instinctively began taking pictures and she posed perfectly for all them. I got great shots of her licking his cock, sucking it and his balls. He lasted about 5mins when he shot his load but I didn’t stop, the camera was able to take pictures so fast that I got some great shots of spunk shooting out, heading towards her mouth and then filling her mouth up. Once she had swallowed the load and cleaned the rest of his cock off, she got up and wanted to look at the pics. He asked if he could hold the camera and flick through the pictures with a cheeky smile.
I handed him the camera and they looked through the shots one at a time. When they got to the last picture the Mrs said ‘I still need a cock in my pussy what do you think we should do next’ she reached for my zip and the hubby pointed the camera at me. Click.. Click.. Click..
What happened next... Well that may be in another post or you could message me and ask..........
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One more month to go...
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Posted:Nov 1, 2012 3:41 pm
Last Updated:May 10, 2024 1:56 pm
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So I have been doing what I need to do to get my extra bonus 6 months on VisionPersonals.com.
As you may or may not be aware if you sign up for one year and ensure you login, email and post messages each month at the end of that one year you earn yourself another 6 months.
So this is last but one post to help me get there.
Have any of you had this offer and been through the process.
I am hoping it works ok.
I think the last time I was due to renew, VisionPersonals.com tried to automatically charge my CC even though I had set it not auto renew.
Luckily that card had expired and it was never drawn.
Wish me luck...
Joe...
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VisionPersonals.com Mobile App
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Posted:Sep 27, 2012 6:04 pm
Last Updated:May 10, 2024 1:56 pm
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Well I thought I would write about VisionPersonals.com on a mobile today.
Not sure if you have used it but I do and have seen some improvements lately in it that are a mention.
First though it is important to understand it is not an "app" like other apps you can download.There isn't an official VisionPersonals.com app you can download just yet.
That being said it is possible to view on your smartphone and it does provide a mobile site with some nice features.
Presence:
It will allow you to see the presence of people that match your search criteria and they come through on the home screen.
Photo Albums:
If your a silver or gold member then you can browse albums and photos very well.
Perfect for when your bored at work ?* and need a distraction. lol
happyf;
Chat:
It does not work on my mobile so well but you can join chat rooms or even chat with people on IM using the app. I really need to get that working.
Email:
Of course you can send email to those you wish to and reply to them also
Winks and flirts:
Yep you can send these if you want to.
Cams:
There is the option to watch cams for the "models" if your paid up or view member cams. Again a great distraction.
Search:
Searching for people can be done but only limited to the main search areas. m,f,cpl,area etc.
On the whole the mobile site is getting better and worth checking out.
Joe...
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Has summer ended?
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Posted:Aug 26, 2012 3:19 pm
Last Updated:May 10, 2024 1:56 pm
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Well the weather is on the turn and the feeling that it is not as hot and horny is beginning to subside a little.
The summer was short lived it feels like but hoping the autumn brings a few thrills and connections.
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Sex Olympics
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Posted:Jul 26, 2012 7:15 pm
Last Updated:Jul 28, 2012 3:26 pm
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Now could we have a sex Olympics to go with the normal one.
I wonder what kind of events they could have
100 minute shag. Total amount of orgasms in a 100 minutes.Both parties added together
Quickest cum. Men excluded. but the quickest time to make a lovely lady cum.
Lets have some distance sports. Longest squirt and cum shot.
any others would be welcome....
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Subtle but sexy
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Posted:Jun 23, 2012 3:50 pm
Last Updated:Jun 28, 2013 9:58 am
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I think I need to change my profile picture really.
Well as I think about it I feel that it may not really be me, well it is me of course, a certain part of of me but its not really me.
So what I am looking for are some suggestions if you may be so kind to post back.
Let me give you a little background on who me is.
As the name suggest I am Happy, and that is because I believe in the quote that says "The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up."
Pretty easy to be happy if that's what you spend your day doing.
I would say I am articulate and intelligent, can crack eggs with one hand and fix a broken lawn mower.
So have a think and do please post what my profile pics should be of.
Joe..
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Summer Summer Summer Time
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Posted:May 23, 2012 2:54 pm
Last Updated:May 10, 2024 1:56 pm
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Well it feels like the summer has possibly arrived and hopefully for awhile to.
I could tell, not because it was light early
I could tell, not because I didn't need a jacket each day
I could tell, not because it was noticeably warmer
I could tell, not because the duvet needed changing from winter to summer ones
I could tell because I am so much more hornier.
Anyone else get like that when its summer. Its like I have the opposite of the S.A.D. disorder where people are not so happy during the winter months.
Me, I have F.U.N. fucking unbelievably naughty disorder happym;
Enjoy summer like its your last summer.....
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Reach out and touch somebody’s ....
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Posted:Apr 19, 2012 4:28 pm
Last Updated:May 23, 2012 2:48 pm
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Well Diana Ross was only talking about hands but I am sure that the last word could be substituted for so many others.
But I would like to talk about the act of profile viewing, yes again.... I know I have blogged about it before but I would really like to get some feedback on what you all feel and use it for.
So let me start with some simple examples and what I have read into them.
The repeat profile viewer:
This is the VisionPersonals.com user who will look or hit your profile more than once in the same week. In fact I would put this viewer into “hits your profile more than once for it to be just a browse”
These viewers are very confusing. They could be viewers who are drunk, so let’s face it we all have had one too much and wake up thinking did I really view that profile, not sure!!! I know let me view it again to make sure... Bang a repeat view the following day hits your inbox.
Now you as an almost blind soul wonder if this means they are interested in something on your profile.
The repeat viewer could also be the shy viewer. This is a viewer who sees you online and hits your profile but is reluctant to make any move.
Now I personally try to logon to the IM /chat whenever I can so that I am available to chat. Sometimes I will reach out those who are online and say Hi but at least it makes me available to those who have read my profile and think I will send him a message on IM. This has never happened. Seriously!!!! Listen if you are reading this and have your IM open look for me and if I am online then I would love to be proven wrong by somebody pinging me and saying “reading your blog now”
This last type of profile viewer is strange. Sometimes I go on Cam, ok ok both with and without naughty bits on show. lol but I have found that so many more people view my profile then but never view my cam. So there is me in all my glory and have like 4 viewers and when I check who may have viewed my profile later on find that about 20 other folks looked at my profile at that time but never contacted me or viewed my cam. What a bummer, in the words of Chief Brody in Jaws "You’re gonna need a bigger cock...” I am sure that’s what he said or was it balls or boat.
This however I put down to advertising. You know you appear on the page that shows who is broadcasting and people look at it before they actually view your cam. I think I need to change my marketing company as the conversion rate from profile viewer to cam viewer is very low...
Well I am sure that at some point someone might take the bold step of going from a daily profile viewer to contacting me.
Maybe it is because they are standard account users and this is some form of Morse code to say you contact me. If this is the case I would love to know.
Joe...
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