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DIY pays off
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Posted:Feb 22, 2012 3:19 pm
Last Updated:Apr 9, 2017 4:18 pm
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I often help out a friend of mine Jo, by helping with small DIY jobs at her home. She often commented how she was never able to get a builder or the like to come and quote for little jobs and loved the fact that I would come over every now and then and spend a few hours getting all those little jobs done for her. It was nothing special or very complicated actually, simple things like putting up shelves (straight of course) the odd curtain rail, change the tap washer when it dripped. We commented that she should “” me out to her friends who needed this kind of stuff done for a reasonable amount per hour and I would use the money to splash out on a nice evening out sometime. She liked the idea and said that she would keep it mind and bring it up if her friends ever needed some work done.
A month or so later she called up and asked if I was able to wall paper at all. “Yeah that’s pretty straight forward” I said. “Well I have a friend who needs a small part of her kitchen papered and painted, you up for it?” she asked. “Sure what’s the deal you made” I asked. “15 quid an hour” she replied.
So I took the lady’s name and number and gave her a call. She was delighted that I could come over that weekend and we made arrangements for the Saturday and I said it would take about 3hrs tops. It was pretty simple actually one very straight wall just needed the old paper stripped and new paper hung and painted. We went to the local DIY place and picked up the paper, paste and the paint, I had all the tools to do the job.
Well we got back to the kitchen and she said she needed to change as it was a warm day and she liked to be more comfortable when at home. I really took no notice and told her that’s fine I can get on with the work myself. I stripped the wall very quickly and started to wash it down ready to start putting the paper up when she walked back in the kitchen.
Let me describe Ann, she was in her early fifties, and ample figure I would say, short brown hair and what I could best describe as someone who moved with ease. She walked back into the kitchen wearing a yellow summer dress and it was clear that she was not wearing a bra. Now being the perfect gentlemen I tried not to get too distracted by the just gorgeous feeling that she brought into the room and explained that I had finished stripping off. “really now” she said and I laughed back.
I asked if she could help with hanging the first drop of paper, to make sure it was up straight and then I could finish the others. She was more than willing and very soon I was ready to hang this first drop. I got up on the step ladder and dropped the paper down against the wall and asked her to just hold it off wall while I got it straight and then I looked down, she was leant forward with her arms holding both sides of the paper and looking up at me. I could see straight down her summer dress and see the most delightful pair of breasts I had seen for a long time. My cock immediately sprang forward and she must have noticed the movement in my jeans because her eyes moved to my bulge for what seemed like ages and then back to my face. She slowly smiled but didn't move an inch. I smiled back and then put up the paper and tried not to look back at her.
Once that first one had finished she asked if I needed any more helped and I like a Muppet said No!! She kind of looked puzzled and left me to it while she went into the garden. Dam I thought I could have so much more to look at but then thought that I was there to do a job and should make sure I did the best job I could. 20 minutes later I had finished papering the wall and began to clear up and put my things away. Ann came back into the kitchen and took a look at my handwork and said that it looked perfect and asked if was going to start painting it. I told her that it was best to let it dry overnight and if she was not busy the following day I would be happy to come back and finish it. She was free so I packed up and left knowing that I would be back the following day.
That night I thought about that smile she gave and thought if it would lead to anything the following day. I called Jo that night and asked her about Ann and told her what happened. Jo was also in her mid fifties and I will say that we shared benefits so to speak every now and then. She just giggled so I pressed her more about why she was giggling. She explained that Ann had asked her if Jo and I had ever had sex. Jo had said she didn’t tell her yes or no.
I got around to Ann’s just after lunch time and knocked on the door. Jo answered her door in similar yellow summer dress as the day before but this one was done up with buttons up the front. The local news paper was still on the door step and she made a very purposeful movement to pick it up making sure I got a perfect view of her bare breasts again. She again looked up and gave me that naughty smile and then moved to one side so I could get in with my step ladder.
I got into the kitchen and laid down the dust sheets, paint tray and got ready all in about 10mins. I poured out the paint and begun to paint the wall with a roller and covered most of it very quickly leaving just the top part of the wall left to do with the step ladder. Ann had been coming in and out of the kitchen every few minutes with what was clearly excuses to see how I was doing and what seemed to be looking for some kind of opportunity. I walked up the ladder with a loaded paint brush and began painting the edge of wall carefully. I had almost finished and only a small strip left to finish when Ann said that she would hold the tray for me. I thanked her and bent over to dip the brush. She leant forward and offered me the tray as if it was some canapés letting the front of her dress fall forward. Again my cock sprang forward and she clocked it. I went back up the ladder and painted again and then turn around ready to reload the brush, she had the tray positioned this time so I could not really see anything until I bent down at which point she move the tray. She had unbuttoned the dress and it was just parted to show off her gorgeous breast yummy tummy and no knickers. I nearly fell forward on her and stood straight back up this time showing a very prominent bulge.
“Fancy dipping that into something” she asked in such a naughty way that I just smiled and walked down the ladder. The kitchen table was just behind her so I picked her leg up and placed it on one side and she followed with the other. I pushed her back and went down on her straight away. Her pussy was already moist so I just needed to use my tongue to slide the lips apart. I started from the bottom and slowly slide my tongue all the way up her pussy sliding the lips apart until I reached her clit. I spent quite a few minutes just flicking my tongue around her lips and every now and then, played with her clit. She just bucked each time I played with her clit and her pussy got wetter and wetter. My cock was just ripping to get out of my trousers and Ann got up off the table dropped to her knees and proceeded to open and pull my jeans and shorts down. My cock just sprang out. If this was a cartoon it would have made that sound when poles spring out and then vibrate till they come to a halt.
She spent a second or two just looking at it after which she opened her mouth and engulfed it as far down her throat as she could. She just left it in her mouth and sucked it for what seemed like ages before she slowly let it slide out and in again. She just loved sucking my cock and grabbed my bum and pretty much fucked her own mouth with my cock. It was just so good that I had to tell her that I was going to cum but she wouldn’t stop. A few minutes later of this fantastic treatment she must of felt I was about to blow my load so she let it out of her mouth and let it cum all over her breasts. “Didn’t think you were going to paint them did you” she said cheekily.
She took my hand and we washed up in the shower room downstairs. She left me in there and told me to come into the living room when I was finished. I finished washing up, took off the rest of my clothes and then walked in the living room. She was kneeling on the floor and gestured for me to come over to her. I walked up to her and my cock was again hanging in front of her. She took the soft young fella and swallowed him to the hilt and begun to suck him. Within a minute I was hard again and surprised that she still had all of it in her mouth. She had actually let it grow into the back of her throat. The feeling was amazing but I so badly wanted to fuck her by now. I took my cock out of her mouth and sat on the sofa and she got on top of me and she slide down on to my cock. When I said earlier she moved with ease I now really felt what that meant. Her pussy was positively streaming juices as she slide up and down on my cock. She banged down hard and loved hitting my cock hard each time and each time she did she moaned. She jumped off and took a doggie position on the floor which was quickly followed by my cock deep in her pussy. She just loved being banged hard and we had to move up against the wall so she could really feel it. A few positions later I pulled out and again blew a load over her breasts.
We spent the rest of the afternoon in the bed fucking, sucking, licking for hours.
To this date there is a strip of paint missing on her kitchen wall. 
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Is being horny an animal urge?
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Posted:Jan 26, 2012 4:59 pm
Last Updated:May 23, 2024 10:33 pm
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You know the feeling!!! You wake up and for no apparent reason your just very horny. \8b
Now nothing caused you to be horny. You didn't eat something the night before that made you horny the morning after. You didn't watch or hear anything that made you horny that morning. Your just horny!!! \8b
Now the fun begins or at least the interesting observations.
Touch yourself and you spring to life \8b if your not already walking around bumping into furniture and doorways. if you know what I mean.
Anything becomes a sexual item or can have a sexual pervasion laid upon it.
But you try and shrug it off, after all you have to join the rat race and that race is quickly off the marks.
Into the car and everyone you see you could have a very sexual encounter with no matter what they look like or who they are.
Heaven forbid a lady gives more than a casual look and you think hey I could be in here...
You get stuck in the traffic and look down at the boner looking up at you and wish that it can be cured. \8b
Ok think about something else you tell yourself but whatever you think about very quickly becomes sexual.
You are reaching a critical point, your nearly at work and need to step out of the car. For a short pause you are horrified about being caught walking through the car park with the hard on. So it subsides as you get into work. /8b
Then out of the blue it back and now with a vengeance. /8b =8b \8b The young chappy is rising in your shorts and soon someone is going to talk to you.
This is no good at all.
There is only one answer. I make some excuse about forgetting something and say I will be back soon. Jump in the car shoot back towards home. Text a "friend" just in case they are able to help. Bugger at work too.... 
Once at home you think OK I am going to deal you mate. Draw the curtains and then enjoy the moment so to speak.
Amazing the feeling has been cured I am normal again.
Next time I feel like that I know exactly how to save a wasted journey in the morning.
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Banging all night Saturday!!!!
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Posted:Nov 7, 2011 12:58 pm
Last Updated:Dec 8, 2011 3:30 pm
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I hope you all enjoyed the fireworks on Saturday night here in the UK.
I do love fireworks night 
Joe...
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Aldershot the hot bed for all types!!!!
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Posted:Oct 29, 2011 2:32 am
Last Updated:Oct 31, 2011 1:06 am
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Well I guess you all sign up to the email that sends you your closest matches of new folks who have signed up to VisionPersonals.com.
I say closest matches but I think that may stretch the term a little.
Any how, I was looking at some of my "close matches" and found that there are so many folks who list their home town as Aldershot.
I have contacted the local estate agent and my house is up for sale and on way over to Aldershot to find a place. lol
I guess Aldershot must be the first in the list when it asks you where do you live. But this does really help to know if you actually live there and not somewhere closer to those who do really want to meet you.
Because I know there is no such place as Aldershot, Middlesex or Aldershot, Kent or Aldershot, Milton Keynes.
Would be nice though if it was a hot bed of all things naughty don't you think?
So if you do live in Aldershot, Middlesex is that Aldershot Road or Aldershot Avenue.
Joe...
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Who is Milly_Ashford568?
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Posted:Oct 14, 2011 4:05 pm
Last Updated:Nov 1, 2012 3:35 pm
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Well well I thought, this girl is very desperate, I have had a wink and flirt pretty much almost everyday. This Milly girl must be a bit silly though she creates a new profile everyday and adds one to the number. I think I am up to MillyAshford568 at the moment. I will return to this post and give the latest number once I get another flirt from her. lol
Poor girl though she tries so hard to get my attention.
Now come on VisionPersonals.com there is some open loopholes if a rogue spam agent can create a fake id so easily.
But I am not one to complain, it helps massage my fragile ego. 
If tomorrow they find the loophole and block I will miss my regular flirt from Milly from Kent.
Joe...
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A Profile view or not
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Posted:Oct 7, 2011 5:24 pm
Last Updated:Oct 9, 2011 3:20 am
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So when is a view and actual view and not someone who viewed you in passing? Would two views of your profile mean interest or just another passing hover over your pic in the main page which triggers a view. Then there is always the, to view or not view question in return.
Now could multiple views in the same week by the same person be a hint or an attempt to contact you. Let’s face it standard members can only do so much and have a limited way of contacting you so could the viewing of a profile be some kind of semaphore for “hello there”. One view= a look-see, two = oi oi but thirteen over a three week period spells out “quick send me an email, chat to me”
I love the profiles on VisionPersonals.com they are fun and I can pass the time just viewing them but this can send out unnecessary hits on peoples profiles. So I try not to do it too much.
So it brings me to my next form of communication. I call this the “look at your profile while your online” form of contact. This is great to catch the attention of somebody who may of viewed your profile and to be able send back an equally unambiguous message of “I looked at your profile because you looked at mine” a kind of “ten four” or “over” or “received loud and clear captain” lol
So for my next blog I will discuss the human syndrome titled “first contact”.
Joe...
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