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Bitter Broads A.K.A Haters
Posted:Jul 19, 2014 1:22 am
Last Updated:May 14, 2024 5:42 pm
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The face I make when a bitter broad tries to extend her bitter vibes in my direction.



The face of a bitter broad when that negativity shit iis deflected
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What!!! THE!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!
Posted:Jul 17, 2014 4:29 pm
Last Updated:Aug 23, 2014 8:04 pm
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I need some outside advice on my current situation. Its a very long story which I dont have the willpower to fully commit to telling at the moment(on mobile; writing is sometimes frustrating).

So, Ive been seeing my twinflame off and on for almost 3 years now.

My real question is this: plain and simple,.......if the situation is just sex, theres no need to try to introduce me or have me meet your friends/family, correct?

One occassion he wanted me to come over and meet his friend(who has and were there, so id meet them also), wanted me to go to a BBQ his friends and family would be at, etc.....I always refused to because I feel if you cant make things clear(that you want more), im going to treat this as just sex and wont involve myself in those ways(out of protection because i do want more)

He has the habit of rushing things and im not sure if he is seeking the 'ok' from his friends and family about me or what.

Most recent, im horny, he tried getting some sat but i was waaaay up north. Next day, i come over
after arguing about him sending a video of two chicks dancing skankily(not my crowd). So, anywho, I get there and his roommates are there as well as some other dude and his gf. I casually said hello, then headed for his bedroom. I hear him tell the guy ive not seen before, "shes the one".....? Then say, "im trying to introduce you"

This sort of shit is driving me crazy!!!

Once we finished, he starts cooking and im like, im still horny n havent cum yet. Then hes like, "come see what im making"....NO!!! I came here to fuck since thats what he says is all this is(usually when we argue or after we...which is often).

I started to feel as if he was cooking for me...it was almost 11 by the time i got there. Who that doesnt have odd hours eats dinner that late? So,......i left, without saying goodbye. I said it was nice t meet you casually to the roommates.

So, wtf is with the introductions and shit if its just sex. We've no gone out as in a date and ive tol him thats what i want. Not to rush into anything. Its almost like hes trying2 jump into making me the gf(which i know is a habit of his; rushing into things). What confuses me most is he keeps bringing up how his friend just had twins and accuses me of wanting2 get pregger. This DEFINITELY is NOT the case(im an apprentice welder and have tried to get this for over 2 years), im beginning to fear he may actually be the one who wants ME to be knocked up.

Any comments, opinions, thoughts are welcomed
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I am...
Posted:Jun 29, 2014 4:19 pm
Last Updated:Jul 3, 2014 10:11 pm
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...not a girly girl.

Yet, not a tomboy either.

I love lace(love!, love!)

Working on my car and getting dirty makes me happy...i enjoy it

But, If Im going out...I enjoy makeup, dresses, blouses and heels

I dont get my hair or nails done(no mani, pedi for me)....I do those myself

I love DIY

I dont listen to any specific type of music: from DMB to NIN to The Cranberries to Depeche Mode to Dumbfoundead and everything in between(foreign included)

Chipped polish, unshaved legs(lol, hey..if im not getting laid), no makeup....yeah, thats usually it

I wont be defined. I wont conform to anyone elses expectations or requests

I am

How and who I am....

Take it or leave it
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Twinflame
Posted:Jun 27, 2014 7:25 pm
Last Updated:May 14, 2024 5:42 pm
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You feel more like a curse
Id never give up
Your fears
That abyss....
Of me. Cant be helped, cant be changed
Once glimpsed what our peace could be
Quickly fear sets in
Runner.
Run,
Run,
Running runner....
Forever my love
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Worst.
Posted:Jun 15, 2014 4:51 am
Last Updated:Jun 21, 2014 3:24 pm
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Thinking about it, I let myself settle to be in that comfort zone. Just to be in a relationship....just to have someone to distract me; consistantly.

Saying i love you within 2~3 months is something I'd think of as abnormal....but I rolled with the tide. Allowed myself to be swept into it.

I believe having that comfort also made me look past HUGE....faults. I know guys can be messy. Hell, Im a bit messy(chlothes tossed willy nilly sometimes) if im gonna be honest here.

But....BUT, caulking around the toilet being tinged yellow, floor, walls and cabinetry nasty, pet(ahum...leavings) on the floor, dishes EVERYWHERE(on tables, under tables, in corners) all dirty, a fridge soooo nasty out and in, that it reeks when you open it, carpets hard to bare walking on barefoot(yes, really), omg n the bed with some nastiness on the side(1 or 2 who knows)....just. disgusting!!

I suppose, like most women are often prone to do, we stick around with this Savior complex. That as long as we care, push a little....itll change, itll get better. Cause, we can fix this. Well, sometimes its better to just say, "fuck this shit!!".

Final draw was seeing him plunger his kitchen sink, going to the restroom and seeing the tpilet plunger was not there....can you say barf. Yes, folks, this guy plungered the KITCHEN sink with the nasty ass toilet plunger(which was 20X nastier than a usual plunger would be).

Compounded by his selfish, self~centered, unwarrented bloated ego,....,this sorta nasty shit did it in and blasted my eyes wide open.

So, whatever lady is unlucky enough to step foot in DAVANO07s nasty place....your welcome. All my hard work of cleaning his still shithole place....your welcome. Its still gross as all hell, but, believe me....its MUCH improved.

So folks, how nasty is too fucking nasty for ya?
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OOOOOOOO.......you sexy fucking minx you!!!!!!!!
Posted:Jan 29, 2014 9:12 am
Last Updated:Jun 16, 2014 12:05 pm
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While babies are away, mommy shall play...

Im horny in that MAJOR way that makes you wriggle around, grabbing fistfuls of your own hair as if it were Him instead. Circulation of blood, thump thump; not flowing, but PULSATING in tune with heartbeat....making each breath quicker, shallower.

Anywho, so I decided2 watch a lil porn. Most of which sucks balls. Even on mute I bore easily.....then theres my golden go~to

FlOWER TUCCI....my second love after pretty boy

I can NEVER get enough of her....how awesome itd be to meet her at a porn expo, but I always wind up missing them
Check here if you knew who she is before this post
Hit it?
Pass?(why or why nots optional)
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I see you baby.....wit that big ol schlong. And a body so hawrrrrd!
Posted:Jan 29, 2014 7:47 am
Last Updated:May 14, 2024 5:42 pm
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.....oh, wait. Seems we both have something in common; he wants cock too :~{

Gaaaaaah! Now, I understand how you guys must feel seeing women whose profiles say no men
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Everything I DONT want and more
Posted:Jan 17, 2014 2:11 pm
Last Updated:Sep 14, 2014 11:00 am
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Guys when a female says she DOESNT want a certain thing or has a preference....it's just best2 respect her wishes. I'm beginning to become REALLY pissed off with these guys who read my profile and choose to contact me even though they are CLEARLY not what I'm interested in~~~~~~SINGLE men!

Guy 1: contacts me, email, email, chat a bit on kik. Profile said he's single. But suddenly he slips and says he's attached. Ok, not interested. Later on he contacts me again, "So you don't like the idea that I have a gf"............ummmm, noooooooooooooo, I'm just foaming at the mouth to start something which will eventually end horribly and, most likely abruptly with a cheater. Lol. Like, WTF?!!!!! How much clearer does my profile need to state NO CHEATERS, MARRIED, ATTACHED men?

Guy 2: Now, this gem is a recent one. So, apparently, he had contacted me before when I was Dangleberrydrool....so, I'm going to say a year or so ago. Told me I wouldn't give him time of day(wonder why?).

Keep in mind this dude is much much older..granted he does look very young for his age. Whether that's genetic or a doctors graces. Dunno.
Here's another one whose profile says single.

We meet at a pub/restaurant, have dinner, drinks(more than a few for me lol I admit), small talk. Not only is this guy taken, but his gf is married....ftw. First it's she knows, then he says she thinks he is out with the guys, he explains(as he texts back and forth with her in order to keep track of her friggin period! LMAO....). Afterwards, I get an IM that says he told her about me? Lol, there's nothing to tell. A mistake was avoided(though, I wouldve banged him...blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol and melancholy over lost love). Procedes to tell me he lied to her about how he met me. Told her he didn't plan it, that it just happened while he was out(refer to lie#1) and she gave him the green light to fuck me. Saying he should have done it. Oh my O_o.

The caramel sauce on top is......this guy takes that little blue pill to make cock strong like bull lol. And has an enlarged prostate(TM friggin . And tells me that he, "thinks I would be a great compliment to what he has with her". MOTHAFUCKA.....are you kidding me?????

By no means am I trying to make fun of those who have dysfunctions in that realm. I dated someone about 6 months and was seriously interested in having a relationship even though he who would cum after like less than a minute. And that didn't bother me one bit.....because I cared about him. His commitment issues(27 and had only had 1 gf) and being unsure of how his family would react to him seriously dating a black chick ended that one.

But some lying old ass fogie telling me he wants me to be his side bitch to him being her side bitch. Well, that shit just doesn't bode well......AND your dick aint propa?

Helllllllllllll Naaaaaaaaaaw
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Really?!!!!!!!
Posted:Jan 5, 2014 10:21 am
Last Updated:Jan 17, 2014 2:14 pm
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Why.......in, the WORLD.....do folks not preview their pics. Take just a second to think, "hey, do I really want people to see this?"

While being nosey in some profiles, Ive come across some shit that is just absolutely mind blowing! One guy(i shall not name, but should)......at first, seemed very yummy. Click on profile2 view more of his pictures. What the fuck is in the background of his cock pic? A playpen...with a inside. Really? How in the hell...WHY in the hell would you do something like that?

Dirty, piss stained undie cock pics, trash and just filth in the background........wtf, wtf, wtf.

There is no amount of cute or horsedick2 excuse it. Just, fucking, nasty.

Now, having myself, I understand the mess that appears ten minutes after cleaning. Some things are like, ok, thats normal. But, some things are just disgusting....and some of y'all are disgusting(both in morals and cleanliness).
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Where are those......
Posted:Dec 25, 2013 2:06 am
Last Updated:Sep 14, 2014 11:02 am
7107 Views


....sexy foreign(non US) born men with big, fat and juicy UNCUT cocks? Though, if you have a large uncut cock.....born in or outside the US doesnt matter.

Theres nothing better than uncut....well, uncut and Turkish lol yeah, I'd definitely do that. Why more women dont like or search for uncut is beyond me. I admit I was a bit hesitant hearing horror stories about the smell n such, but Ive always been curious. If the guy keeps up on the cleanliness of it....its nothing short of beautiful.

I've had a taste....n I wan MORE, MORE, MORE ;~}

*on mobile so excuse the all over the placeness lol
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Gimme
Posted:Dec 23, 2013 2:00 pm
Last Updated:Dec 24, 2013 12:41 pm
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Aching back

Sore thighs

Tum feelin like Ive done a thousand crunches

Mmmmmm....everyday if I could
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Get your thang Wet n Emotion met.....
Posted:Dec 14, 2013 5:03 am
Last Updated:Dec 17, 2013 5:21 am
6855 Views


......that is, unless you have a vag. I'm beginning to think it's impossible to have either or. Either just a really good fuck or dating.
I've outgrown the allure of having a fuck buddy. Though, not gonna lie, there are a few guys I'd contact if the mood hits.....because, well, I dont consider them anything more than a potential fuck. We all have those people, the ones who just arent quite your type, but, are bangable lol.
Here's my problem: if it's just a fuck, I let it be just a fuck. And this comes with clear guidelines: no contact other than setting up sex, no cuddling, no involvement in personal life lol. BUT, it seems guys want it all
Current wtf.....The Russian. I made him fully aware that I wanted a relationship(not with him in particular, but, overall) and I admit....a little fault lays with me banging him but I was uber horny, he was cute n his boner was screaming my name :~S lol. Anywho, now it feels like just a fuck(though he said its not=fwb. Same thing in my book). Almost every conversation is primarily sexual in some manner, not overly, but damn. While hanging out with his friends(totally against fuck code) I felt more like one of the guys. There was no "claiming", you know, those little gestures that say, "shes with me".
I was told by someone else that "I need to be affectionate"....ummm, just a fuck(fwb)does not get affection. Affection is for someone who actually gives a shit and there is potential for more.
Maybe this rant is unwarranted but damn! Either or guys. A female can not be a fwb fuck buddy and give a fuck. For to give a fuck is to care and to care leads to pralums(sp intentional).......at least, I cant.
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What I want
Posted:Dec 10, 2013 8:28 am
Last Updated:Jan 30, 2014 1:20 pm
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Here is the epitome of beefy! If you look like this; instant bangability.

You're welcome
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