This SUCKS!
|
Posted:Jul 2, 2007 12:50 am
Last Updated:Jul 2, 2007 12:51 am
31713 Views
|
Well, so do I, but THIS really sucks!
I just tried to answer all my e-mails (THANKS, guys!) but, as a Standard Member, there is a limit as to how many I can reply to in a 24 hour period!
How bad is THAT!?!?!?
So, If I don't reply to you, it's not for lack of trying - I'd like to write to you all, but I just can't, sorry!
In the meantime, keep reading my Blog, and keep your dicks hard in case we meet.
|
|
|
0
Comments
|
|
Weekend Update!
|
Posted:Jul 2, 2007 12:20 am
Last Updated:Apr 29, 2024 5:25 am
31921 Views
|
Whew!!!
I didn't realize I hadn't blogged in three days, sorry!
Well, hubby worked all day Friday AND Saturday, so that gave me plenty of time to do all my chores and still go in search of dick.
I was beat from working Friday, myself, so I took the easy route, and stopped off at RAZOO'S on 59 on my way home - there's always some horny guys there. Sitting alone with a few extra blouse buttons undone and my skirt hiked up a little higher than usual is sure-fire man-bait. Works every time it's tried!
It didn't take long for Jeff (his real name but, what the heck, I'll never see him again) to swoop down on me and think HE was picking ME up. HA! A little older than I was hoping for, but servicable, and I was in a hurry. When we got to his apartment, I realized a miracle had taken place: a guy that said he was single REALLY WAS!!!! AMAZING!!! Nice dick, too. Pretty long, but not very thick. I gave a thought to having him do me anally, but I wanted my "O" quick, so I had him tongue me until I was just on the edge and then pulled him up and sucked him in to my pussy. I had a feeling he was going to be quick, and I was right, but I had gotten my "O" and was glad when he shot off in about three minutes flat. That left just enough time for him to lick my clit into one more good one before I had to get dressed and run.
Saturday I got to do a double! And I wasn't even trying. I took a jog through a neighboring community that has all it's houses fronting on a man-made lake, all with little docks and paddle boats - pretty nice place. upscale and quite, all manicured. It was raining on and off, and my top was wet from both the rain and my sweat (yes, girls DO sweat). When the rain started really pounding down, I sought shelter under a huge tree. Almost immediately, I heard a voice calling me and telling me to come in out of the rain. It was a guy standing in his garage with the doors open. I didn't think much about it, as this was family-ville, and wifey was probably home, so I took the offer at face value and ran in. He was really tall, and handed me a towel with a smile. As we talked, his eyes never left my breasts, so I decided to see how far I could push him. Just then, another guy came in from the house, and he introduced him as his brother - just visiting. "Two handsome guys" I said, "This must be my lucky day". "Any more like you inside?" I asked. "Nope, we're all there is" brother #1 said. I pulled my top up and off, brother #2 hit the garage closer button, and before you could say cunnilingus, I was a Slut Sandwich!
THAT was a great hour and a half! I even got DP'd on the hood of #1's Beemer, and straddled #2 while he sat on his Honda cruiser motorcycle. Haven't done that since BikeWeek in Daytona in 2001.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Soooooooo good!
Then all I had to do was wobble home, fully fucked with cum dripping from every opening in my body (except my mouth - I swallowed all of that!).
Sunday, Hubby was home all day, so I didn't get any outside sex, but I was in the mood, thinking about the brothers, so I decided to give him a quick fuck. Naturally, he brought up all his kinky shit; handcuffs, whips, drip candles, taking a video of us, etc., etc., all the stuff that turns me off. I know he has at least one S&M playmate somewhere, even though he denies it. I wish he'd just save all the weird crap for his S&M Mistress, and fuck me like he used to. I just want a big dick sliding in and getting me off, so I fucked him hard and fast, and sent him off do do a list of chores I have for him around the house.
Then I got to relax, read my paper, and plan my upcoming week of porn.
About two more weeks of this, and I should be ready to show him how much sex he could have been getting from me if he'd just pay attention!
|
|
|
0
Comments
|
|
Malls. A Slut's Paradise.
|
Posted:Jun 29, 2007 12:22 am
Last Updated:Apr 29, 2024 5:25 am
32400 Views
|
Today was MallDay. I went into Memorial City Mall for lunch - Cute Carousel. A quick lunch, and a search for a quickie.
I knew I'd find at least one bored husband waiting for his wife in Women's Wear, so off I went.
BINGO!
First try!
Mid-twenties, OK looking; wife about 190# pushing the stroller through lingerie while he fidgets trying not to look like a fish out of water.
Why are guys (especially married ones) so uncomfortable around women's undies? It's not like they don't see them every day.
I made sure I caught his eye when wifey wasn't looking and gave him a coy smile. He gave me one of those "I'm-trying-not-to-smile-smiles", and checked to make sure he wasn't busted.
Then I found the sexiest lace bra & thong set and held them up as if I was eveluating them, making SURE he was watching but trying to look like he wasn't.
I worked my way around the rack so I had to pass him, making sure we got a good rub as I went by; purring "Oh, sorry. Excuse me" as my butt brushed his bulge.
I had him. I knew if I made myself available where wife couldn't see, he'd follow. Guys are SOOOOOO predictable!
About two racks away, I stopped short and turned as if I had seen something I liked, making sure I bumped right into him face-to-face.
"oops!' I said, with THAT smile. we did the "Sorry", "Sorry" left-right shuffle, and then I landed my hand squarely on his crotch, and said "Oooooooo" as if it were an accident.
"Nice"
His hand FINALLY found my mound and he said "that's nice too".
Wifey was in the checkout line, back to us. I knew we didn't have much time, so I decided to settle for a hand job.
I just smiled as I stroked him hard, and he found my clit and gave it a good workout. I was just about to climax when he came with a huge shudder and doubled over, breaking his grip on my pussy. I grabbed his hand, put it back where it belonged and helped him finish me off, in spite of himself. I grabbed my purse and headed out, leaving him to explain the wet glob on the front of his pants.
I'm getting wet remembering how good it felt, knowing that we were probably being watched on the security cameras.
Hubby is downstairs, asleep. Maybe I'll go see if I can get him (well, at least PART of him) up for a quickie. Knowing him, I could probably do it without even waking him up. Sigh.
I wonder where I'll get laid tomorrow?
|
|
|
0
Comments
|
|
Day One
|
Posted:Jun 27, 2007 12:52 am
Last Updated:Jul 2, 2007 9:46 pm
38889 Views
|
Well, day three of fucking the neighborhood, actually. It's just day one of Blogging it.
So far, I've done the lawn mower guy, I guy I met at Lowe's hardware, and I gave one of the patients in the doctor's office where I work a blow job.
Not bad for three days!
And my husband doesn't have a CLUE!
The lawn guy was funny. A short Hispanic guy that didn't speak English. But when he came in for his money and I pulled off my top and grabbed his crotch, he understood just fine, thanks. He was actually pretty good. not that long, but thick, and he kept it up long enough to give me a good one right on the living room floor.
The hardware guy was a STUD! I would have done him anyway! He was loading bags of cement and his muscles were all big and sweaty. Yum! When he went into the restroom, I followed him and, when he whipped it out to pee, I snuck up behind him and grabbed it. He nearly had a heart attack! It was so funny to see the look on his face! I used it like a pull-toy and led him into a stall, sat him down on the toilet and rode him cowgirl. Yee Haw! That man could FUCK!!!!!!
One of my jobs is to lead patients into the exam rooms and give them basic instructions, and tell them to wait for the doctor or nurse. There was a delay with one patient today, so I went in to let him know the doctor would be right with him. He was a little old (well, maybe 65) man but in good shape. He was lying on the table, and the flimsy gown outlined his dick. I figured "What the Hell". I knew he was a one-time patient that wouldn't be back, so I asked him if he could keep a secret. When he said yes, I locked the door, went over to him and stroked his dick. When it jumped, I bent over and gave it a bite, then pulled up his gown and gave him a 4-star blow job. From his reaction, he really needed it!
That's it so far. I'll find someone new to fuck tomorrow, and let you know how it went. Until then, keep your legs open!
|
|
|
11
Comments
|
|
To link to this blog (WhoreMILF) use [blog WhoreMILF] in your messages.
|
|
|
| Sun |
Mon |
Tue |
Wed |
Thu |
Fri |
Sat |
| |
|
|
|
|
|
1
|
2
|
3
|
4
|
5
|
6
|
7
|
8
|
9
|
101
|
11
|
121
|
13
|
14
|
15
|
16
|
17
|
18
|
192
|
20
|
21
|
22
|
23
|
24
|
25
|
26
|
27
|
28
|
29
|
30
|
31
|
|
|
|
|
|
Most Recent Comments by Others
| Montrose Massage (18) | Springswing1980
Jan 31, 2022 10:38 am |
| Happy Birthday, Grandpa! (29) | AgusAgus229
Sep 10, 2021 11:19 am |
| Monday Night Fuckball (13) | justme51
Aug 31, 2021 12:42 pm |
| A Dud, And A Redemption (13) | Jacknight1273
Aug 17, 2021 8:53 am |
| Rough Two Weeks (19) | justme51
Jun 21, 2021 3:11 am |
| I Thought I Was Losing It (12) | bigredinxs65
Mar 15, 2021 12:40 pm |
| Necessary Tune Up (16) | venusdelta
Jun 15, 2020 10:59 am |
| Big Plastic or Small Meat? (13) | shadow31555
Feb 21, 2020 7:56 pm |
| Two Cars in a One Car Garage (5) | raise_my_pulse
Feb 8, 2020 10:39 am |
| Happy Thahnksgiving, Perverts! (11) | justme51
Jan 26, 2020 3:41 am |
| Roger's Girl (21) | Robbio753
Dec 22, 2019 1:57 pm |
|
