Fuck-Buddy to the Rescue!
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Posted:Jan 13, 2008 8:24 pm
Last Updated:Jan 14, 2008 10:02 pm
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You've all been SOOOOOOO nice and have been requesting more photos of me in and out of action. The problem has always been that, as a Standard Member, I can only post like 10 at a time, and I have hundreds. Both from my current activities, and from a few years back. Hubby & I tossed around the idea of going "Gold Member", but I can do all the Blogging I want without spending the $20 - $30 a month, so It's not worth it.
I have shared some of my photos with a couple of my regular Fuck-Buddies, and one has a profile here too. Hubby suggested that we take him up on his offer to post photos for us, and he agreed.
So, we spent the day on his laptop downloading my photos and editing them for display, and putting many of them on his "Friends" Network Album under "whoremilf".
So, if you're not too embarrased to ask another GUY to join his network, you can send him a Network Invite. He promised me he would honor all requests if you put "Whoremilf" in the message section, so he knows you're after ME, and not HIM. Then you can view many of my photos. Even as a Gold member, he could only post a total of 50, and he already had some of his own, so we put on the best ones (my opinion) and we'll switch them out every so often so that, between My network and his, you'll evetually get to see ALLLLLLLLL of me!
He goes by
Satyr48
and he's a nice guy, so don't fuck with him, or I'll ban you! Just send him a polite network invite, and enjoy my photos!
If, for some reason, he gives you a hard time, or denies your invite, e-mail me, and he'll fix it. Or he'll never get into my pussy again!
PS: Here's the photo I put in the condom box. Would you respond to this?
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Just when I thought...
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Posted:Jan 12, 2008 11:06 pm
Last Updated:Jan 13, 2008 8:05 pm
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Just when I thought it was a slow week, my cellphone rang. It was my Condom Man. Let me explain.
I didn't want to cause a stampede at all the CVS's around town, so I didn't tell you. I took my profile photo, cut it down to just show my pussy, wrote my cellphone number on it, and slipped it into a box of condoms at my local CVS. Kind of like Sexual Cracker Jacks - with a prize in every box! (Don't y'all go crazy - that was the ONLY ONE!)
That was about a month ago. He called me this afternoon, wanting to know if I was for real, or a gag. I told him the only gag would be when I gagged on his dick down my throat. Hubby was at work, so I had plenty of time to primp for Condom Man. Shower, shave, perfume, makeup, lipstick, high heels, painted-on-tight dress. The same slut-ware that almost got me arrested at Sam's Boat.
We met at Olive Garden. He seemed surprised (pleasantly, I hoped) that I wasn't 400 pounds, or a gay man, or someone who could only get laid through deception.
Soup, salad, breadsticks, and lots of wine for me. Shrimp and pasta & tea for him. I was hoping that "shrimp" wasn't an omen. Maybe I should have put the photo in a box of LARGE condoms! LOL!
He was curious as to my pussy-in-a-box approach, so I told him about my quest for sexual excitement, and he promised me some.
"CHECK, PLEASE!"
A quick hop accross I59 to my favorite HO-tel, and let the groping begin!
He broke out "our" box of condoms, and I unleashed what he had to put them on. I didn't need to worry about the condom size - he was large enough to barely fit into these. Thick'n'Tasty size. It's amazing how all guys have such different dicks. You'd think they'd be more similar than different.
He had primped too, and smelled masculinely musky with a hint of soap that told me he scrubbed for me. I didn't want to disappoint him and needed some dessert so, before covering up that nice meaty dick, I had some of it for my after-lunch treat.
He took charge right away and, instead of allowing me to suck him my way, he grabbed handfulls of my hair and controlled the action, fucking my throat deep and hard like any good slut should want, and he was right. I was loving it! When he came, he let me have some of it in my mouth, and then pulled out and showered my face and breasts with the rest of his precious juices. He was treating me like he owned me, and it was deliciously exciting. He was in charge, and I was in Heaven.
He stayed hard despite his explosion, and pulled me onto the bed, using his hands to smear his cum all over my breasts and stomach, teasing me into massive goose-bumps, and turning me into a quivering mass of jello.
I wanted his tongue on my clit, but he slipped on one of the condoms, and slipped his still-growing dick into me with a firm stroke that told my pussy that it belonged to him, and he was taking it!
I've had guys take the lead in bed, but he was more than that. He fucked me with a powerful confidence that came from knowing that I wanted his dick more than he needed my pussy. For that hour, he owned me and acted like he knew it. He turned me every way but loose without even asking what I wanted, or even if I liked it.
He didn't have to ask.
He knew.
I liked it.
BOY, did I like it!
Even more than that, he fucked me like he didn't even CARE if I liked it. It was for him; the be damned! I was just there to service his dick! That in itself was seductively sexy. That type of overt confidence in his fucking abilities made my orgasms that much more intense, and made me want to fuck him that much better, harder, more intense.
Then he was done with me.
But he hadn't given my butt the fucking it needed.
"What about fucking my butt?"
"No thanks."
I couldn't believe it! Noone had ever refused THAT!
"What?!? Why not?"
"Not in the mood"
???????????????????????????????????????
The more he said no, the more I wanted it. He HAD to give it to me! He HAD to! Without even thinking about it, he had me begging for it. And I NEVER beg!
"Pleeeeeeeease!"
"no"
"Pleeeeeeeeeeease fuck me in the ass!" (And I never say ASS - What was happening to me?)
"What'll you do for me?"
"Name it" I was panting with desire for his dick up my butt. It was now more mental than physical. My brain and ego needed him to give me what I wanted. How DARE a guy hold out on ME! Fuck my ass already!
He named his price. I can't tell you what it was, but he had me so crazed with desire, I think I sold a bit of my soul to the Devil. And just for a dick in my butt! What was this guy's hold over my body?
He took charge of my butt the same way he took charge of my pussy. Fucked me like I didn't even matter to him. Like I was just a toy for him to play with. And somehow, it was the best butt-fuck ever! Probably because, again, I wanted it more than he wanted me, and we both knew it.
DAMN!
Having him work me over like that - like he owned me - was both humiliating and exhilirating at the same time. I'm used to being treated like something special. He treated me (sexually, anyway) like I was nothing, and it made me so HOT it scared me.
I guess it's true that you want what you can't have. He had me wanting him, because he acted like he didn't want ME. Imagine! A guy NOT wanting to butt-fuck me! What's up with THAT?!?
He gave me his number and instructions as to the payback he required, and left me wondering what level of masculinity he possessed to have that grip on me.
I'll let you know what the payback is - after!
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Jus' Good 'ol Fashioned SEX
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Posted:Jan 8, 2008 1:07 am
Last Updated:Jan 23, 2008 11:19 pm
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I was going to write about my encounter with our Florida friend's mechanical sex machine, but I just finished up having one of the nicest human sex machines.
Hubby went over to a friend's to watch the football game, so I took advantage of my alone-ness to go get laid. I didn't know what game was on on a Monday night, but if it brought guys together, there would ba action at every bar in town.
I was headed up to the End Zone, where I had fun once before, when I saw Frank'N'Steins. I had always liked the name, so I figured, What The Hell, I'll stop in.
Not as many guys as I hoped for, but all it takes is one good one, so I began eyeing my prey. Most looked like football players themselves, so I couldn't go wrong whoever I picked.
Hmmmm; blonde? brunette? bald?
Nope, not bald.
Blondie looks hot, cropped short - Military style.
I grabbed a beer, and stood there with my lost and lonely look.
I eyed him a few times until he caught on and came over from his table.
"Are you looking for someone?"
"Well, yes. Sort of. We were supposed to meet at a sports bar on Highway 6, but I don't know if I'm in the right one, and he's not answering his cell."
"Well, you can join us until you figure it out. It beats standing there looking lost."
We got to the table and he looked at my hand.
"Was it your husband you were waiting for?"
"Oh, no. He's out of town. It was sort of a blind date. I was kind of hoping it was you."
Sappy, and it wouldn't work on a woman, but guys jump all over lines like that.
"A blind date while your husband is out of town? You sound like a bad girl."
"Actualy, guys tell me I'm pretty good. Besides it was my husband who set it up. He didn't want me to be lonely while he was away."
Such crap, and yet it works!
"Well, I'd be happy to keep you company until he gets back home."
I looked him dead in the eyes, put my hand inside his leg and ran it up until I hit his bulge, and cooed, "Let's just take it one night at a time.", and then leaned in and gave him a quick peck on the lips before backing away and taking another sip of my beer.
I thought he was going to cum right there!
He took $40 out of his pocket, put it on the table, took me by the hand and led me out of there and into his car, where the groping and kissing heated up. As usual, there was little to keep him from whatever he wanted to touch and lick, as my undies always take the night off when I'm dick-hunting. As soon as I got my chance, I pulled his dick from its hiding place, and gave it a new one - my throat!
His dick was tasty, and I was glad he was average size - about 7" and medium-thick. Good sucking and fucking size. After the monster dicks I had been pounded by lately, it was great to have one that just felt GOOD, without the twinge of "ouch" from being oversized.
I let him loose just long enough to say, "Start up the car and let's get out of here. I need more fucking room!"
BOY! did THAT get his attention!
He didn't even bother to zip up. Just drove off, dick waving in the air, dashing along at near-death speed to get us to a mattress. I kept my hand moving on his dick to keep him motivated, but not enough to get us killed in an accident.
He had a nice apartment that I could tell he shared with another guy, but there were enough female artifacts around to indicate that there was a girlfriend somewhere, but not a live-in.
He kissed me hard and deep, and his tongue knew what it was doing, teasing my mouth into wanting his dick in it again. Before I could hit my knees, he picked me up, and carried me into the bedroom, lips locked on mine all the way.
Powerful, and in control, but romantic. Very nice touch! I like him!
Ahhhhh. Finally both naked. Nice bod. Up I go again, and he lays me gently on the bed, and starts kissing me from head to foot and back again, with a special stop in between.
This is such a nice change from the "slam-bam-thank-you-mam" sex I've been doing lately that I find myself on the verge of cumming before he even hits my clit. It's just sooooo nice.
Don't get me wrong, I like a big one pounding away, but it's really nice to just be pampered once in a while, and fucked with some style and talent.
Very nice!
When he got on top of me, it was like I could barely feel him: he was supporting his weight with his knees and elbows instead of just squashing me into the mattress. How nice!
And, when he slipped his dick into my desperately hungry pussy, he did it with such a nice motion, that it was as relaxing as it was energizing. It was just COMFORTABLE. Like it just BELONGED there!
His motion was alternatingly fast and slow, and with a nice twist of the hips that made my body sing out with a nose-to-toes orgasm that was so warm and gushy, it was like a warm, sexual bubble bath.
Dreamy - creamy!
He fucked me passionately but not violently, and - when it came time to turn me over for a good butt-fucking - he just rolled me over gently, not flipping me over like a hamburger.
When he buried himself into my butt, that perfectly average size dick again showed why size doesn't matter. He fit in me just perfectly, like it was made for my butt, and I was happy to work him over with moves of my own until I drained all the cum from him I could.
We had fucked like we were teenagers on a date and it was FUN. He was more gentle than his football-player size led me to expect, but strong and masculine enough to let me know HE was fucking ME, not the other way around. Nice.
We groped and kissed our way through a warm shower, and then it was time for my mouth and throat to go to work on that great dick.
Again, it was nice to be able to deep-throat him without almost choking, and it allowed me to work him over real good. Much better than when it's all I can do to barely get some huge chunk of meat in.
I sucked and licked and nibbled and, when I could sense it was "time", I took him all the way down and worked his shaft over with me throat muscles until he rewarded me with yet another stream of his hot, tasty cum.
Yummy!
I didn't want to waste any of my treat, so I licked and slurped until I got up every wonderful drop.
I was on cloud nine, and it looked like he was there with me!
He asked me to spend the night and he had me almost wishing Hubby really was out of town, so I could stay there and keep sucking and fucking that nice dick of his.
It was like the perfect fuck.
Gentle but masculine; dick not too big yet big enough; energetic but not exhausting; hitting all my sweet spots without beating them up.
I'm putting him on my "do him again list"!
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"Don't forget to tip the Bellhop, Honey!"
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Posted:Jan 3, 2008 9:14 pm
Last Updated:Jan 7, 2008 11:20 pm
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"Don't worry, I won't!"
When we checked in, we were introduced to "our" Bellhop. The guy who would be responsible for all of our creature comforts while we were there. He was tall and slim, polite and and smiling ear to ear. Probably Haitian, with that great half-British, half-French accent. It didn't take me long to check out the bulge in his trousers reaching almost all the way down to his knee.
We made a point of requesting some type of room service every day, knowing Jacques would be knocking on our door in the blink of an eye. I was always ready for his visit by being either topless or completely nude lying on the balcony or up in the loft bedroom with the door open so that, when Hubby opened the door, Jacques would be able to "accidently" get a glimpse of me prancing about. By the time we were to check out, I wanted him frothing at the mouth to fuck me silly with that third leg of his. I would get so hot thinking about it that Hubby would have to fuck my brains out as soon as Jacques left, just so I could function.
Came check-out day and our trap was set. All our bags were packed early so we'd have dick-time and not be late. I showered, shaved (you know where!), powdered, and perfumed, squeezed into the shortest micro-mini skirt I had, slid on my impossibly tight little tank top so my girls' nipples would be stretching for air, and called for Jacques to come get our bags.
When the knock on the door came, Hubby and Jacques moved the bags into the hall while I waited up in the bedroom. The anticipation had me sweating so that my top was becomming see-through, and my pussy was so wet, I could feel my juices running down my legs.
I could hear Hubby tell jacques that there was something else for him up in the bedroom, and then he gave me my signal: "Don't forget to tip the Bellhop, Honey".
When Jacques came up the loft stairs, I was leaning back against the doorway, legs slightly spread. His eyes told me he liked what he saw, and that twitch of his dick told me he knew what to do about it.
I handed him the envelope of cash Hubby and I had put together and said, "You've been so great, I'd like to give you something extra as well". With that, I stepped forward and put my hand on that rapidly lengthening snake in his pants. I was probably not the first guest to seduce him as he was taking it all in stride.
He reached behind me and grabbed my butt with those big strong hands and gave it a good squeeze before finding the zipper of my dress and pulling it down. In a flash, my skirt hit the floor, and my top followed immediately.
His big, soft lips suckled my nipples while those hands squeezed them till they hurt soooooo good!
Jacques didn't even seem concerned that Hubby was watching from the foot of the stairs, camera in hand. My head was throbbing with desire to see what he had for me, and I found myself tearing at his clothes without any care as to ripped cloth or popped buttons.
My efforts were rewarded when the longest dick I had ever seen sprang up to greet me! Nice and thick and longer than I ever imagined. I'd seen dicks like that in pornos, but thought they were fake or freaks of nature - but here was a real one!
I was already on my knees face to "head" with it, so my throat was going to get it's treat first. I had trouble deep throating "Dodge" because of his thickness, but Jacques was definitely testing my limits of sword-swallowing.
I was enjoying the challange, but my pussy was aching for relief, so I let go of my lip-lock and laid backwards onto the carpet. My pussy couldn't wait for the bed! I wanted it NOW!
His dick was so long, he had to stand over me. legs spread apart, just to get a good angle to enter me, and I still had to reach up and guide him into me. It was really odd, but gave Hubby a great camera angle. Jacques quickly found the right angle and drilled me so deep and hard, he pushed me up until my head hit the wall. It was a mix of pleasure and pain that quickly turned to ecstasy and a stream of orgasms that made me all but forget about the beating me head was taking against the wall. I put my hands over my head to try to cushion the pounding, but I was too weak with pleasure to do much good. We took a 10 second break to race to the bed and save my head from damage.
I don't know how much of his dick was actually going into me, but my pussy was telling me he was setting a record! He got into a rhythm of pulling almost all the way out very slowly, rubbing my clit into a tizzy, and then firing back into me, shaking the rest of my pussy into an eruption of pleasure & juices. Hubby was watching and said I squirted for the first time ever, and I was so orgasmic, I couldn't even tell.
I was running out of orgasms and the pain was starting to outweigh the pleasure when he let out a yell that told me he was cumming. When he did cum, he pushed into me so hard, I thought he would push me into the adjoining room, and then immediately pulled out showering me and most of the bed, and even the headboard with such a load of cum, it was like three guys cumming at once.
After all the suckings and fuckings Hubby and I had done with each other and the other couples we met during the weeks, as well as at the North Ft.Myers Couples Club, this was the perfect icing on the cake!
Now we could get back to Sugar Land and practice all the new things we learned, and share them with all of you!
Here's a photo of Jacques & I Hubby took:
Next: The Sex-Machine!
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Seems like forever!
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Posted:Dec 30, 2007 12:47 am
Last Updated:Jan 3, 2008 9:56 pm
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DAMN! It's been so long since I've blogged, I'll bet you all thought I bailed on you.
Never happen!
I've been busy with the holidays, family, cooking, cleaning, sucking, fucking, and it all left me exhausted and with no time to blog.
The house is finally empty for the first time since Thanksgiving and I can get back to some serious sex and keeping you all up to date on what's new between my legs.
Obviously, I can't tell you about every dick I've mauled in the past month all at once, but I'll give you highlights of my most memorable sexually depraved activities.
Probably the two most fun fuckings I had while on vacation in Florida were when we visited a sex club in Ft.Meyers, and when we were checking out of our hotel and I stayed behind to give our Bellhop a "tip".
My Bellhop will have to wait while I let you in on our invite to a club called "North Fort Myers Couples" - a private Swingers' club a member couple invited us to. We met them while we were sunbathing and I was naturally topless. They just figured we were swingers and struck up a conversation. They were locals looking for new conquests, and I was happy to oblige. After all, I hadn't been fucked since last night and, with the sun beating down on my bare breasts as people walked by ogling, and Hubby's big bulge calling to my moist pussy, I was more than ready! Besides, I hadn't had a mouthful of sweet pussy-juice in what seemed like WEEKS!
Their place was close and cozy, and obviously designed for adult encounters as the furniture and artwork all had sexual themes and purpose.
The guys were happy to sit back and watch us girls get our pussy-licking into high gear. She had a nice, tight body, musky and tasty from the mix of glistening sweat and sex juice. Her oversized breasts were a little softer than I thought they'd be once I freed them from her barely there bikini top, but soooo much fun to squeeze and lick and bite. The more women I have, the more I understand the sexual hold we have over you. We just taste so gooooood! The guys couldn't hold back any longer and attacked us with a frenzy we were hot and ready for. He was very skilled as I expected he'd be, so I just turned myself over to him at first, to see how far he could push my sexual envelope. When he had pushed my envelpoe to the max and then licked the flap closed, I turned on him and took charge. I don't think he was ready for my agressive attack, but his dick welcomed disappearing down my throat over and over and showed its appreciation by giving my throat a gift of gobs and gobs of great cum. I could tell Hubby was doing himself proud by the screams of pleasure and begging for more she was shouting for all the neighbors to hear. When she quit on us, I was able to comondere BOTH dicks for a round of DP's from all angles and in all my hungry, gaping openings. Just when it seemed like I'd had enough, my body begged for more, and my men obliged me with the pounding this -body demanded. After our afternoon fuck-session, a shower, and a much needed nap, they invited us to the club. It wasn't that I NEEDED another fucking, but I was intriuged and WANTED the opportunity to get the multiple-fucking of a lifetime by a whole club full of experienced fuck-demons. The hosteses Kimi & Roxie run a terrific place where anything you can imagine you can find. Our sponsor couple had a room rented and we invited any of the other members who wanted to, to take turns joining us. Hubby was a big hit with his huge all-night hard-on, and I did my best to try as many dicks (and nice, wet pussies) as I had offered to me. There's no telling how many dicks and pussies I consumed, or how many orgasms they blasted out of me.
I even got my first fucking by a hot girl with a strap-on. I don't like dildos and vibes as they are inanimate, but strapped to a sex-crazed bitch (and I use that term lovingly), it really got me off, as I was able to chew on her fantastic breasts while her wildly gyrating hips thrusted that huge vibrating dildo into me like no guys' hips were ever able to do! She shook every fiber of my body.
You KNOW how much I love dick, but DAMN that girl was hot!
One of our partiers said he had a "fucking machine" at home - a dildo attached to some sort of motion machine - but I was so overfucked, the idea didn't apeal to me. I took a raincheck. I did try it a few days later, but I'll save that for another post.
Having fully satisfied my pussy, throat and butt (many times over) we decided to call it a night. Hubby had done so much fucking, I swear he must have rubbed off a few layers of skin, but his skill, size, and staying power left our new friends impressed and asking for another visit.
PS> I'm back to shaved and brunette now, but here's a vacation pic of me while I was still frosted and furry... Hope you like it!
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Just a minute
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Posted:Nov 28, 2007 9:56 pm
Last Updated:Dec 29, 2007 9:27 pm
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Greetings, guys!
I only have a minute. We're on vacation, and Hubby didn't bring his laptop, so I can't blog a lot. I'm just borrowing one for a second.
We've been having a great time in Florida, and happily missed the little bit of cold Houston weather.
We've also been gettng it on regularly with each other and a few notable locals. I've been keeping a diary and will fill you all in when I get back to my own computer.
In the meantime, keep those dicks hard, and use them often, and I'll be back by this weekend.
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Back To "Normal"
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Posted:Nov 22, 2007 12:02 am
Last Updated:Jan 3, 2008 9:55 pm
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OK, so the hair experiments went bad. I'm putting things back to normal. Pussy shaved and waxed. Salon undid my blondness and put in just a few blonde highlights like I was trying to do in the first place. If this doesn't work, I'm going back to my real Brunette again. We'll see!
I had to celebrate my re-do, and there's only one way to do that - SEX!
I think I like it this way, but Hubby doesn't, so I needed a second opinion from someone who's seen me both ways (brunette and blonde) as well as hairy and hairless (down there).
My fuck-buddy, Peter, is the only one who's seen all of me in all phases, so I headed over there for him to give a look-see. His wife was home getting ready for Thanksgiving with the In-laws and Out-Laws, and he was tidying up the house.
He was glad to take a break when I explaind why I was there, and we slipped upstairs to "my room" so he could check me out up close and personal. I had him bring his digital camera, so I could get a few photos to post here for you all to judge as well.
Since I never wear much, I was nude in a flash, and being closely examined from head to pussy.
Results:
Stay shaved, and go back to brunette.
Hmmmm. I guess I lose, and he and Hubby win. Maybe.
Naturally I had to "pay" the judge for his expert opinion, so his clothes hit the floor next. To my surprise, Peter had let his bush grow out from the formerly close-trimmed look he had when I last fucked him. Too odd.
I like the trimmed look, so I made him commit to go back to trimming if he wanted more of what I was about to give him.
I got down to business and gave him a good sucking while he snapped a few photos. Fun's fun, but I needed my pussy filled! I asked him for some of that great foreplay first, and it wasn't long before he had those magical hands and mouth running wild all over me. Yummy!
When I had had all of that my body could stand without exploding, he gave me what I needed just in time, and stroked me into a quivering mass of pleasurable orgasms. He knows how to finish me off, so I was happy to oblige when he flipped me over and aimed for my neglected butt. There's obviously something about my butt that drives him off the deep end, as he can barely hold off until after I have one good major butt-orgasm before he lets go and shoots a big load of cum deep into me. It was great, but I'm greedy and could have used a few more. We'll have to work on that! One final hard tongue-ing, and my pussy let out a juicy orgasm, like icing on the cake.
DONE!
Having gotten what I came for, we dressed and headed back downstairs where Margaret was finishing up in the kitchen.
"So, what's the verdict?" she asked.
"He's great. Thanks for letting me borrow him!"
"No, silly, I meant the hair."
"Oh. Shaved and brunette for me, and he needs to go back to trimming."
Business out of the way, we dived into a pumpkin pie that had just cooled down to eating temperature.
Food and sex, all in one place! I could live here!
What do you all think?
Yes, or no?
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Just Because You Asked!
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Posted:Nov 18, 2007 10:45 pm
Last Updated:Nov 21, 2007 10:35 pm
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My e-mails have almost all had some variation of the same three questions, so I'm going to try and answer them all here, as I can only reply to a limited number of e-mails per day.
#1) Did you dye your hair?
Unfortunately, yes. I was just trying to frost the ends when Hubby came up behind me all hard and horny, and before I knew it, an hour had passed, and the frosting agent was in my hair too long, and really screwed things up. I ended up having to dye the whole mess blonde, just to even it out. Neither Hubby nor I really like it, so it's going bye-bye real fast. Either I'll let it grow out or, more likely, I'll hit the salon after work in Wednesday and have them fix it for me.
#2) Are you growing pubic hair?
Read my blog! I mentioned that a few blogs ago. I was out of sex-action for a while and gave my overworked pussy a complete rest - inside and out - and let a small bush grow. It itches like Hell when it's just stubble, but Hubby likes it, so I'll let it grow in a bit before I decide if I like it or not and want to put up with trimming it every day.
#3) After having such big dicks (like Hubby and Dodge, and Rahsard), how can you be satisfied with smaller ones?
Easy! I've had dicks of all sizes, shapes, and flavors: from 3" to 13"; from Minutemen to Marathon Men; from 18yo to 58yo, White, black, brown, yellow, and all shades in between, and the "owner" of each one brings with him his own individual unique style and talents and abilities, that make each experience a new thrill. Every guy has something to offer in the sex department, and I love to experience the differences.
It's NOT about size! It's about the guys' overall ability and WILLINGNESS to please ME! My clit and G-spot (and all women's) are easily reachable by anything the size of a thumb. It's how you get there that counts!
I have only one fuck-buddy and he's half my Hubby's size. But while he he doesn't have the inches to match Hubby, he has a style Hubby can't match. Both work, and both ring every bell in my steeple. Just differently! When they both fuck me at the same time, I get the best of everything!
So, guys, STOP WORRYING ABOUT SIZE! You hurt your ability to perform and please, when you should just stop THINKING, and start FUCKING!
Trust me!
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Just Trying To Help!
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Posted:Nov 18, 2007 12:11 am
Last Updated:Jan 3, 2008 9:51 pm
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I was out on my regular Friday night dick-hunt while Hubby was happily S&M'ing. Keeping in mind my previous brush with the sex police, I tried to wear something that said "fuck me", but not "for money". My usual outfit: tight dress, heels. What else do I need? Bra and panties just get in the way and have to be removed anyway!
I was half-way finished with my glass of wine, when a couple sat next to me, with the VERY pregnant wife closest to me. We smiled at each other, and I returned my gaze to the increasing crowd of guys, paying special attention to the bulge areas. It shouldn't take long to single one out from the herd!
"Can we buy you a drink?"
Huh?
I looked to my right and Mrs.Preggo was smiling a cheshire-cat grin, and alternating her gaze from my eyes to my breasts.
Flattering, but a little creepy.
"Can we buy you another glass of wine?" she said again.
"Um, thanks, but I'm waiting for someone."
"Well, why not join us while you wait?" Then Mr.Preggo added, "If your date doesn't make it, we'd love to keep you company."
I'm being propositioned by a pregnant woman. AND her husband! Now THAT has to be a first! I guess this outfit really works! Oh, Hell - what the fuck. Let's see where this is going.
We moved to a booth and they explained that they weren't able to have their regular sex because he likes it a little rough (as in hard and fast, not as in hitting or violence), and she couldn't keep up at her stage of pregnancy.
Although she still did him, it had to be "gentle", but he missed really hard pussy pumping and she wanted him to have it, but only with her having some control. Like being there.
They considered a , but decided that was too risky (good - that means they didn't think I was one), and so decided to seek out a regular woman who might help them.
I found myself saying "Sure, I'll help." before I really wanted to, just because the Mrs. sounded even more desperate than he did. I guess she didn't want him going out and getting it on his own. Understandable. Besides, I hadn't had a good, hard pussy pumping since Saturday, and I could use one - or more.
When we got to their house, Mr.Preggo came to my car and asked me to wait a minute before coming in. Huh? Whatever.
About two minutes later, a came bouncing out and headed down the street. Oh - babysitter! They must have another inside. He opened the door and motioned me in.
Dan (Mr.Preggo) poured us two glasses of wine, and a soda for Denise (Ms.Preggo), and we headed into the bedroom while she checked on the .
We all knew why I was there, so we got to the stripping and fondling pretty quickly and were mostly nude when Denise came in and stripped too.
Except for the belly, she had a really great body. Not even very many stretch marks. Lots of body lotion, she said. But why was SHE stripping? I thought this was HIS treat.
I got my answer when she came over and kissed me and cupped my breasts in her hands while Dan came up behind me placing his dick between my legs and reaching out and squeezing Denise's breasts.
Oh, I get it! I'm the surrogate fuck for BOTH of them! GREAT! I'm ready!
We started with Dan fucking Denise cowgirl style until she had a strong orgasm and he started getting a little to carried away and causing her some pain. She hopped off, and I gladly hopped on the already bucking bronco, and we rode each other as hard as the bed would allow. We rolled over so he could really go to work on me and picked up the pace to a pleasurably dizzying frenzy.
The monster dicks of last weekend produced amazing feelings in me, but were too big to be pumped hard and fast like Dan's more normal sized one, and it felt soooooo great to be pumped hard and have our bodies slapping together wet and noisy, with his balls smacking my butt with a tingle.
It was just what he needed and he exploded in me so hard, I could feel his cum blowing out inside me even wearing a condom. He must have really been saving up that load! He'd better have one more left for my throat!
Dan needed a minute to regenerate, so we all got oral. With Denise on her back I straddled her face and she began licking me softly while Dan did the same for her needy pussy. When she came, Denise bit into my pussy sending a mix of pleasure and pain shuddering through me that really hit the spot just perfectly!
Now I needed something in MY mouth, and Dan's slowly stiffening dick looked like just the thing. It was! I love the feeling of a dick in my mouth that starts off soft and hardens as I suck it. Like it's showing its appreciation for my oral talents.
Although I wanted him where I had him, he and Denise both wanted him to take another turn in her pussy, so I reluctantly gave way to my host's requests. I had to be a good guest! Besides, she cums easily, and he promised to save his tasty juices for me.
The sight of them making love was somehow so erotic that I was getting uncontrollably aroused and started massaging my clit. When Denise came with loud moans, so did I, and my irresistable hunger for Dan's dick was satisfied as he pulled out from her beautiful, dripping pussy, and plunged deep down my throat sending another wave of pleasure through me. Dan fucked my throat as hard and fast as he did my pussy, and it felt heavenly, especially when he treated me to a wonderfully warm, sticky mouthful of his delicious cum.
All our needs temporarily satisfied, we headed for the shower and soaped each other clean. It was really fun and amazing and erotic running my hands all over Denise's naked pregnant body, while she and Dan soaped me from head to toe, with a delicious stopover in the middle. We treated each other to one more hand job with me in the middle, one hand on Dan's dick and one in Denise's pussy while Denise fingered my clit and Dan probed my previously neglected butt. I knew I forgot to get fucked somewhere! Better late than never!
We all seemed to cum together, and were finally able to rinse off once and for all and get out of there before we all turned to raisins.
It was great to do my civic duty and help save a marriage while experiencing the pleasures of a beautiful, sexy, pregnant lady.
She's due in a couple of weeks, and they may need my services again as she recovers.
Glad to help!
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Photos Fixed!
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Posted:Nov 17, 2007 9:16 pm
Last Updated:Jan 3, 2008 9:52 pm
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Thanks to all of you who told me about my album photos not being available. Once again the A.F.F. gods messed with my settings.
I have reset them so they should be available.
My occasional fuck-buddy, Peter ( Satyr48 ) has volunteered to post photos for me if it still doesn't work. He's a Gold member (in more ways than one!) so he can post more than me. He's the only one I trust just yet to have my unedited photos.
I'm posting one of the Port Lavaca roadtrip photos here, just in case.
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A Fucking Good Weekend (part 2 - The Winner!)
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Posted:Nov 16, 2007 12:47 am
Last Updated:May 16, 2024 1:1 pm
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When I woke up Saturday, Hubby's dick was at attention, and there's no way I'm passing up that much meat when I'm still in sex-lag from Friday night! I doused it with a bit of lube and straddled him, pushing that big head into me where it belongs. Hubby woke up just as I wiggled all the way down on his shaft, and his warm hands found my breasts at just the right moment. I leaned forward, so that he was holding me up with his strong hands on my breasts. When I lifted my legs up off the bed, it was like I was floating on a sex machine suspended in mid air with nothing being touched but my breasts and pussy! Cirque de Soleil, eat your hearts out!
We had a really satisfying lovemaking (not just sex!) session, that really tingled every part of me. GAWD, I love this guy!
Afterwards, I started to Blog my Friday night, when he asked me if I'd ever decided the winner of the "Meat & Metal" contest for the best combo of dick and truck. I had, but didn't do anything about it, as I was unfuckable for a while. When I told him the winner lived out of town (near Victoria/Port Lavaca), and I wasn't sure when I'd tell him or get there, Hubby suggested that we go down there together and surprise the guy. Too strange!
Instead, I sent the winner an e-mail through VisionPersonals.com explaning that he won and our plan, and telling him we'd visit ONLY if he would agree to be sworn to secrecy, as I would do the "reporting" if all went OK. It's the same deal I have with my Satyr, and he honors it, or becomes a eunich. I'll do the blogging, thank you! He replied about an hour later, saying he'd gladly keep the secret for a chance to fuck me, and sent his phone #. We chatted, he gave directions, Hubby called ahead for hotel reservations (in case our host-to-be wasn't hospitable or "as advertised"), we packed an overnight bag, and off we went!
When we neared town, it was already dinner time, so we called and invited our stud to join us for a bite before sex. We checked in to the hotel, and headed to our meeting place.
When we got to the restaurant, his big black Dodge diesel dually was already in the lot. It wasn't a Ford, but the contest was for the best matched pair of dick and truck, so I couldn't play favorites. The photos of his dick made the dually look small, so now we'll see if it's live or photoshop.
"Dodge" was a little jittery about Hubby being there, but we explained that we would have plenty of "alone-time" and Hubby would only join in later. Over coffee, I reached over and grabbed a handful of what I came for and the smile on my face must have showed my thrill with what I found. With that, Hubby headed to the local movie theater and Dodge and I headed to his place.
His photos didn't lie, and might have even underestimated his great dick! He easily matched Hubby's dimensions, and may even rival my hero, draindrainus's terrific tool.
draindrainus
Once we were naked and I had the chance to get him swelled up, it was apparent that he was even bigger! This was the first dick I've ever had trouble swallowing! I was getting soaked imagining what he was going to do to the rest of me with that thing!
After Friday night's mini-dick, I was seeing stars when he started inching into me, stretching me in places I hadn't been stretched since I don't know when!
Thank God for LUBE!
It only took two of those massive strokes to have me quaking with pleasure from head to toe, but it was obvious he was good for a LOT more than that. I could tell I was in for a long night of serious sex!
We fucked in every way imaginable, and were taking our first well-deserved break when Hubby knocked on the front door.
Oh, my God! It had been three hours already! It seemed like three minutes!
I told Dodge what I had come all the way there for. To have him fuck me in the bed of his truck, out under the stars. He couldn't have agreed quicker, and Hubby was on board, so we put on as little as possible, grabbed all the blankets and pillows and slipped out to the truck. Hubby and I got in the back seat so he could treat my pussy to a well-deserved kissing and licking while Dodge drove us to a secluded spot, and then the three of us piled in the back and started fucking like rabbits. The bed was big enough for me to suck Hubby while Dodge fucked me doggy style, and I even managed to get my first outdoor DP with Dodge moving to my butt while Hubby got under me and took care of pussy duty. Holy shit! I had over two feet of dick inside me at once, and was loving every inch!
By then it was almost 2AM, and the roads were deserted, so Hubby had the idea to drive us around while Dodge and I kept fucking in the back.
Seemed like fun to me!
We bounced and jiggled and fucked and sucked all the way back, and Hubby parked us neatly in Dodge's driveway.
I was feeling so good and free that I opted to throw caution to the winds, say "what the fuck", and prance into the house naked. And I hope I had viewers!
Dodge opened some champagne for a toast to horny women and we left, again swearing him to secrecy or death. Hubby and I made it back to the hotel and we dragged ourselves inside (me still buck naked) and collapsed into bed exhausted. At least hubby good some good photos of that huge dick all over me for a keepsake.
Check THIS out!
I'll post the rest soon.
Dodge won the contest, but I got the prize!
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A Fucking Good Weekend! (part 1-Friday)
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Posted:Nov 13, 2007 10:19 pm
Last Updated:Nov 15, 2007 10:36 pm
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhh
It feels so good to be back to normal and with a full pussy! I gave it a good rest as the doctor ordered, and even took a break from waxing to grow a short-trimmed bush. Hubby likes it, so I may keep it.
Friday I hit the streets in search of my first dick in a week, and found my mark at Rajun Cajun off Hwy 6 while I was scoffing down a Muffaletta and a Killians Red in the bar section.
Tall, dark, tight jeans, boots.
Divorced with a male roommate on the next stool, already hitting on someone else.
I suggested a foursome, and three sets of eyes opened wide enough to fall out of their sockets!
Let's go!
Typical messy male apartment, but it wasn't the kitchen and living room I was interested in. We hit the fridge for a few beers, and were in undies before the first can was empty. Lydia was a hot Latina with big breasts for her little body, and the guys were thrilled when I couldn't resist diving my face into them and giving her nipples a good licking.
When I turned my attention back to the guys, they were naked and hard, and I got my first minor disappointment. While Red (the roommate) was very "healthy", Larry (my guy) was unusually small. Only about 3-4 inches. I figured maybe he only needed a little more "encouragement", so I hit my knees and wrapped my lips around him to see if I could suck a few more inches out of him.
Red and Lydia disappeared while I worked on Larry, but I couldn't get anything more from him but a few loud moans. It'll have to do for now, but I already planned on hitting Red's meat later.
I got a really great pussy-licking, and was ready to be fucked, but had to figure a way to get as much as I could from what Larry had to offer. The best way I know to get as much dick as possible is cowgirl style, so I put him on his back, and saddled up.
He actually felt good and was just big enough to hit my clit & g-spot when I found the right angle and motion, so I rode him hard and let nature take its course.
I hit my first orgasm and was starting to pile up a few more, when Red and Lydia burst into the room and jumped in bed with us.
"Need company?" he asked.
Damn! Just in time!
I rolled off of Larry, and was immediately swarmed by Red and Lydia. Red kneeled between my legs and drilled me deep while Lydia straddled my face and gave my eager tongue a clear shot at her wet pussy.
Larry worked his way around to Lydia and was playing with her breasts and kissing her, which put his dick near enough to Lydia's delicious pussy that I could reach up and grab it and give it a good hand job.
Amazing!
I was on my back, pussy being VERY WELL fucked, and looking up at a dripping pussy and hard dick, with an occasional glimpse of two huge breasts. It was like a dream!
Larry pressed himself up against Lydia close enough that his dick was just barely able to reach her clit, so now I could lick her clit and the tip of his dick at the same time, and I took advantage of it, getting them both to fill my mouth with their cum juices!
When they rolled off me, Red was still going strong, so I sat up and told him it was almost time for a good butt-fucking, but first I needed his long dick as far down my throat as he could get it! He was happily surprised when I took it all with no trouble, and started working his shaft over with my throat muscles. My favorite trick.
As much as I wanted a load of his cum to swallow, my butt needed attention, so I "Freed Willy" just long enough to position my butt where Red needed it to be to finish me off.
Lydia and Larry were 69'ing on the floor when Red pushed a perfect orgasm from my butt right up my spine to my brain, setting off the fireworks I have been missing.
Now THAT was GOOD!
Another hour or so of mix 'n' match bodies, and we were all fucked-out and weak. Lydia decided to spend the night with the guys, but I had to get home, so kissed them all good night and headed out.
And it was only Friday! I still had two more days of sex to go before Monday! What fun!
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Clean Bill Of Health!
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Posted:Nov 7, 2007 10:23 pm
Last Updated:Nov 13, 2007 10:10 pm
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Had my OB-GYN appointment today and all's well!
It turns out I was a little down on Iron and nutrients, and a bit dehydrated, but basically healthy. Guess I've just been burning my candle (and pussy) at both ends a bit much.
He dosed me with some B-somethings, and ordered me to start taking vitamins and more fluids, and get some rest. Easy - I like being on my back anyway!
That's it! I should be back on my knees in no time!
I guess that means I'll have to go out and celebrate, and you all know how I do that.
Since he said I need vitamins and iron, by this time Friday I should be swallowing a huge dose of Vitamin Cum, and getting some nice iron-hard dick for my undernourished pussy.
Doctor's orders!
Just for fun, I'm attaching my new favorite photo. Peter E-mailed it to me as part of a joke. I hope you like it! I just wish that was ME in the photo!
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