Shower fantasy part2
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Posted:May 20, 2014 7:27 am
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I rub my hands together and get my hands real soapy. I start at her lowest part of her cheeks n make a low,deliberate path towards her tailbone.
I make slow, small circles on her ass; gradually make them bigger with each complete clockwise motion.
my eyes are closed, All i can do is imagine the roundness infront of me, and the smirk thats on her face.
I lick the between her shoulder blades to add to the sensation of her bottom being gently played with.
I reach lower to glide my soap less hands down to her thighs, kissin each cheek of her bottom once, and then kissing her along the crevice of her ass. Feeling it tense under my facial haired contact.
I lift up and put her hands on the wall in front of her, and push her head down. She gets where my thoughts are going, and slightly leans against the walls. Slowly pushing her ass out towards me.
Man how I wish I could see that round ass bent infront of me. I tried to open an eye but got stung from soap and water trickling down my face. So I let my hands be my sight as i run my hands along her roundness. I trace a finger down her crevice until I feel her soaked hairs, and instanstly slides a finger in.
She Hisses at the new sensation. I smirk at her being in my control. I slide my finger all the way our, then back in, while gliding my hand over her back. Letting my short nails rake over her back. I can feel her tremble under my manipulations.
Out of nowhere I smack her cheek with my free hand, and reverberates in the shower.She jumps at the sudden, unexpected contact. I feel her womanhood contract around my finger still inserted.
I turn the water off. I lean close. My hardness firmly against her ass. I whisper in her ear that I need her. I part her legs to emphasize the NEED part. I play with her opening and can hear the wetness when i plunge my finger inside.
I get out of the shower first and wipe the water from my body as quick as I can.
I pull her out of the shower, and I grab a towel and wrap it around her hair. Squeezing it the excess water. I get another towel and wrap it around both our bodies. Through damp eyes, I can see her hardened nipples pressing against my chest. We make the short trip to the bed. I lay a towel on the bed.
I tell her, to lay on the bed so i can finish drying her off.
She lays on her stomach and looks over her shoulder at me.
I tell her no.
I turn her over on her back and moves her to the edge of the bed. I put her legs over my shoulders.
Another "mmm" fills my ears.
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So your a " STRAIGHT " Hubbie looking to suck? Umm, im not so sure your straight mister...
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Posted:May 19, 2014 8:54 am
Last Updated:Feb 23, 2016 6:13 pm
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Ever get an email from a couple, or a single guy that makes you think "ok, what is this about.."
Before even reading it? Thats how i usually go into it.
I dont know what it is about my ebony skin that drives HUBBIES wild..but I get more dudes offering "nonrecipration head" then women on here. Sometimes i need to go back and re read my profile and see if I am giving any hints/clues to men. Far as I know.. no "hidden agendas" where found on my profile.
What confuses me is I will get these messages that will say "I want you to fuck my wife....BUT I need 3 photos of yer COCK." 3 photos? sounds like dick-mugshots.
(turn to the left, now turn to the right..)
Sending a picture of the dick isnt a huge thing to ask. We all wanna know what we are getting into..SO TO SPEAK... But most of the times, the couple profiles DO NOT have pictures of the Wife/Girlfriend. Its ALL photos of him and his gentialia. or the profile says "HIDE IN THE CLOSET" (misonomer) and surprise her when she comes home.
(To me that just sounds like a Law & Order episode waiting to happen)
Those dudes are ok to a point. BUT, then it gets kinda outta control.
"If you want to fuck my wife, you'll be ok with me pulling your cock outta my wife and letting me suck on it for a while..."
I was like WHOA! I dont know if I can pull off THAT deal! And if the VAG is good, my eyes might be closed, so ill never even see him SWOOP in and yank the dick out (coitus Interruptus), and feed it into his mouth where ill feel his mustache on my tip (um....no thanks!)
I think you need to be upfront. I personally think, when you put a man's dick in your mouth, you are no longer "straight".
EMBRACE you Bisexuality
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Theres nothing wrong with it- once you own up to it. But getting angry and telling us "I AM STRAIGHT DAMMIT!!" is only telling us your confused, and might go all CRYING GAME on us if one of us agrees to let you WIELD our LiteSabers in bed. Personally I have nothing against Bi dudes; just arent interested in playing with them. My profile says so. Start reading dudes!
..Gets off my soapbox.
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Conducting research for the G spot orgasm
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Posted:May 18, 2014 6:49 am
Last Updated:Sep 11, 2016 7:15 pm
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I think I have a nice bag of tricks in my sex bag.
Im not a 1position then cum kinda dude.
For years I was curious to the infamous G spot orgasm. Make a woman come from this and she'll sign over her car lease!
But for once, I needed help. I called upon a good friend who wouldn't bullshit me, and is pretty intimate with mr Gspot.
She came over, and we talked, and told her what I wanted to do. She was all to happy to be my "test subject".
After a few lingering touches..(she has a nice ass that I love to grope) I position her on the bed so shes on her knees, face on the bed, and her ass is pointing up
I start with 1 finger and start rubbing outside her slit and slowly sneek it in. She lets out a giggle. I remind her "This is experimentation, no giggling please!"
She does it again.
I graze my nails against her ass cheek, and im rewarded with extra wetness around my fingers.
Which lets me sneek in a second finger effortlessly. I rub it all around the area get it nice and slick. I like seeing it 
After a few moments of this, I go for it.
At this point, Im glad she is facing the other way, because she can't see me make this face
I push a finger inside. A good feeling in itself. A hear a "hmmmm" from the other end. I use exploratory manipulations in an "S" pattern. Another "mmmm" fills my ears. (Her reactions are making this more fun than i hoped!)
Then i found it...
(I call this my Jacques Cousteau moment)
The rough patch of skin I read about the size of a quarter
I heard a "oooh" telling me I was on the right track. I started moving my finger in a circular motion. Kind of like fingering the edge of a wine glass. I could feel the rought patch of skin swell alittle.
I pressed down a little on the area and kept making my circular manipulations... (Did her bottom just tremble?)
I kissed the cheek that was closet to me and told myself, I'll deny doing it if she tells anyone.
I re insert that second finger and start to FIRMLY press on the area.
I feel her opening start to contract around my digits.
(Im like oh shit.. is this it?) I remember thinking...
Through baited breath she says KEEP GOING.
I start moving my fingers in a rapid, constant pushing motion.
She pushes her bottom even farther in the air for me,
and then it starts
Her opening gets tight,
her breathing gets labored,
she starts to grunt.
Grunts hard.
pushes her ass towards my fingers.
her rough patch swells like 3 times its normal size..
Continues to grunt 2-3 times in succession
she gives one final long grunt.
I had to fight the urge to say AWESOME!! like an old 1980's movie, but It was safe to say,
I located the area I was looking for.
It's cool you can have friends that can help you out.
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Shower Fantasy
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Posted:May 17, 2014 5:28 am
Last Updated:Apr 10, 2020 8:15 am
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I know your thinking.. another stick your dick in a woman until you cum, pull out then cum on her back.
Thats kinda true with this fantasy, but with some added layers. I was in a hotel room in the late 1990s in New Orleans. Of the group I traveled with, I was the only one that had a room to myself.
So what does a hotel room get me to thinking?
SEX.
On the King-size bed that I was sitting on? no. Too easy for me.
My thoughts took me to the bathroom...
With the TV on solely for bathroom noise... (us Chicago natives find super silence unsettling)
Put my towel n shampoo on the counter, and flick the light off
stand under the shower head and get totally soaked, and let the heat alleviate the stress from the day.
Eventually get lost in good feeling, until I hear the click of the hotel lock open. I fight the urge to jump out the shower and get all defensive (I AM a single black guy..)
I hear the "MMMM" of approval as I hear her unzip some article of clothing and few seconds later, I feel a hand with long nails reach inside the shower and graze me on the shoulder.
I guide that hand inside and put my other hand on her generous bottom to get in a quick squeeze of her cheek.
Another "MMMM" fills my ears
I push her to the front, so she can get dowsed with water. I put my nose against her neck to smell her hair before the water washes away the scent of her shampoo.
I grab the body wash and after a good lather, start at her neck and massage and work my way to her shoulders.
Her triceps.
Her forearms.
Her hands.
Then start back at the neck again. Only this time, my hands work their way down her back. I can feel her take in a deep breath.
Feeling alittle bold, I draw her closer and wrap my arms around her body and cup her large chest.I let the soap act as lubricant as I rub my fingers rapidly across her erect nipples. Im rewarded with a faint "yesssss"as I continue to knead her chest and play with her nips.
Who knows how much time has passed, and it dawns on me that I haven't even got to her lower body yet. I pull my fingers away from her nipples and hear a grumbling. ..
I put one hand on one of her cheeks, and reach for the body wash..
(Might continue this later)
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Sexually CONFIDENT or Sexually COCKY
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Posted:May 16, 2014 9:28 am
Last Updated:Feb 23, 2016 6:13 pm
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“Seems you have ability to always make your partner cum.”
That phrase seems to come up a lot when women talk to me initially upon reading my profile. I let them know, that’s what I’m selling! Lol There’s a market for women needing someone to pleasure them to completion.) And I’m here to assist. Consider me Sexual Customer Service.
I know what most think when reading my profile;
Some see it as Cocky/Arrogant.
Some see it as Confident in skill.
And…some just…don’t see it at all.
Believe it or not, It call started about age 17 (though I didn’t lose my virginity until 20). Wanting to know what a woman wants in bed. I know DICK wasn’t all of it. There’s got to me….more! So I went on a Research Crusade. Read all the research material I could find. Hell, even went MAINSTREAM, and read a couple MAXIM, and COSMO magazines! Overall, it got me to develop a nice bag of tricks to always go to when someone has certain likes, or is just being difficult and is MAKING me work for that climax.
I have been most pleased with the results.
Nothing says SUCCESS more than having a woman in bed with you be a panting, sweaty, quivering mess that can barely move!
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Thinks my dick needs to see a shrink.
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Posted:May 15, 2014 6:49 am
Last Updated:Apr 13, 2015 4:08 am
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Men love oral sex. Correction. Majority of men love oral sex. I have been within earshot of many, many stories of what happened the previous weekend, or 3 hours ago.
Girls who swallow,
Girls who like to tease,
Who like to get sprayed in the face afterwards
who suck dick like a mad woman,
Who like to Snowball (If you don’t know.. Google it)
Who suck it as long as you don’t tell anyone
Girls who brag about having no gag reflex..
Yea, I’ve heard them all.
I wonder why am I so…”Weird” that I can’t climax from oral sex. After years of hearing
“are you gonna cum yet?”
“Are you almost there?”
“Does it feel good baby?”
And telling them;
“no”
“no”
“ehh, its ok”
GEEZ… would I get ostracized for having the NERVE to not climax after 4 minutes of “quality” Tip sucking. Ladies LOVE to say “Well you just haven’t had the right girl on that pipe.” Well, unfortunately, ladies don’t come with 1-6 star recommendation review. We men take a chance just like you ladies.
So after the last “What’s wrong with your DICK?” question, I took oral sex OFF of the table.
*That was about 6-7 years ago.* Last time being someone who turned out to be a good friend after all these years & didn’t take it personal when I didn’t cum.
I think another reason I don’t get the ladies lined up is my LACK of Oralsex interest. SAD TO SAY, some females out there ONLY have skill in sucking dick. INTRODUCE them to a guy like me… who NETRURALIZES their *oral* powers.. and what’s left? I think THEY know they don’t have much to offer, so they just CUT their losses.
Is there a Dick doctor or psychologist that I can take my CONFUSED MEMBER to? (Notice, I’m trying to not say Dick Shrink..) Do I need to have her (YES, a female doctor, DUH) pull the dick out and talk to it while lying on her couch? Is she going to give me therapeutic exercises to conduct in private?
OR,
….is it better this way. ”Can’t miss what you never had right?” I’ll be the first to tell you a lot of guys are FIENDS for oral sex, and will sell their Nintendo collection for a quick blowjob. And women KNOW this is true. You women have used that to your advantage, don’t even try to deny it..lol
I know a guy right now that only gives rides to girls, ONLY if he can get a blowjob out of the deal. That’s just not how I want to be known. Although *James the Titfucker* wouldn’t bother me…
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Saying no to pussy is SIMPLY NOT DONE!
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Posted:May 14, 2014 7:06 am
Last Updated:Apr 13, 2015 4:09 am
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Once a woman from Texas emailed me saying how in 1-2 weeks, she would be in my state for SOMETHINGSOMETHINGWHATEVER, and she wanted to know if I would come to her hotel for
“private tour”. First time someone ever said they were coming to MY state.
(SOUNDS AWESOME DON’T IT?)
Looking at her profile, saw it was kinda empty.. ( and when we started to email back and forth… CLEARLY we had different set of desires.. (she wanted those jumper cables clamps on her nipples, and I think something about CROP…. )
I told her thank you for the offer, but I don’t think it’s gonna work. She was respectful, said “its all good”, and that was it.
Told some online buddies the outcome, and they were like
“WAAAA?!? You said NO?!? You can’t say no on here!”
I have been told that is a CARDINAL SIN on this site. One just DOES NOT say no to VAG. But being as unique as I TRY to be, there comes a time when you just have to say “thank you, but I will pass”.
Aren’t women tired of men who are 2Faced? They say they want one thing, then start to backtrack, and change their likes to fit the woman that’s in the chat room at the time? I saw a guy in a chat room say “NO BIG GIRLS”. I look around, he was talking to the girl I was talking to (because I am pro-big girl). So I said, “thought you didn’t like big girls..” then changes his mind by sayin “big girls are ok..”
Clearly, he was in DESPERATION MODE, and not going to pass up VAGINA. He talked to 1-2 girls but struck out and later left the room.
Now, before you start—NO, big girls ARENT desperate, but we are well aware some guys use big girls as a last resort.
I use to feel bad about saying No. Rejection is a BITCH, but we all have to go through it. Male AND female. Plus I was always putting MY wants and desires in the closet to make room for all her wants/needs to be fulfilled. Anal hasn’t always been my strong suit, but I still made the effort to have someone cum from it.. (strange enough) And if you can make an anal queen climax, then dammit your on the right path!
Fortunately, Im strong enough to take the raggin from my male friends about saying no. AND take the occasional ASSHOLE-ISH response from women.
I mean, come on. Women will respect me for having the willpower to say NO, and be selective.. right?!
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Do women REALLY want to be treated good?
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Posted:May 13, 2014 4:17 am
Last Updated:Feb 23, 2016 6:10 pm
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Do you really want to be treated good? Or...
Years ago on this site, I wasnt just"Linc".
I was also a SUPER dickhole named Lance.
Mid 20s, "perfect" smile, topless. In the sunshine pic.
I used a photo of some random internet picture of a caucasian male standing next to a surfboard. No "COCK shots". The other pic was of a green little pickup.
"WHY"? is your question?
I like to see how people interact under different conditions. Call it like what the Joker called it in "The Dark Knight" movie- Social Experiment.
I made Lance's profile as ABRASIVE as I could. If i recall, some of the things on the profile said;
"Im looking to get my dick sucked VERY well, and you must be a swallower"
"No fat chix"
"I love seein 2 chix make out, and 3sums"
"I dont go down, so down even ask me that shit"
"I can go for hours!"
And the thing that shocked me was.. women FLOCKED to this profile. For a brief moment- I was free from hearing "sorry not into black guys", or other ethnic limitations I would hear as "Linc". In fact, at one point, Wisconsin women (as well as others) hit on the Lance profile almost 2X as much as the Linc profile. The Linc profile wasnt as detailed as it is now, but it seems, the short and concise profile of Lance's proved to be the most popular of the two.
Now here is the eye opener.
The sum of those responses showed that those women were willing to meet a guy that WILL NOT LICK PUSSY, and only keep company with you because your a swallower. So he seemed to be all about himself for the most part.
There was one woman that stood out.
She gave "Lance" her Cell#,
Work extension,
and her best friend's house #.
I only asked what was a good way to contact her when "my dick wanted to sum attention."
So based on the results, it looks like there is quite the number of women who don't need to be treated good. Seems my regular profile (Linc) treated women TOO GOOD (Looking to make you climax, into foreplay, kissing, etc). Maybe that is PART of the reason why it didnt get as much interest.
Maybe I'm just GUESSING they thought "Lance" would treat them bad. Well, put yourself in THEIR shoes. Would you think Lance would treat you good? Is he the kind of guy you would flock to?
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Remembering the FIRST big booty
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Posted:May 12, 2014 8:07 am
Last Updated:May 12, 2014 9:37 am
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I don’t know how far back my lust/ love for the big ass goes. Its like one of those evolution questions that no one can answer. But I think it was the girl across the street from my grandparents’ house. Candice…. I think that was her name..
Before the JUNK IN THE TRUNK,
Before BaDonkadonk
Before Caboose
Before the Sir-Mixalot’s INFAMOUS song “baby got back”
It was Candice’s big butt. I didn’t know what to do with a butt her size. I was like 12 years old. I just knew when I looked at it, it made body parts tingly! Thinking back, I never really took in all that that booty had to offer. She was just one of the guys.. Except, she was the only one that had MAJOR packing in the rear department.
As I got older, the bootys got bigger, and so did my lust. I didn’t think that was possible. I think there was a girl in 11th grade. I could not tell you her name, or what her face looked like. But I could give you a DETAILED account of what her ass looked like.
And this website KILLS me because it seems all girls with the DELICIOUS bent over ass photos, are always OUTSIDE OF MY STATE!! I And they all have the same kinda pic. Butt in the air, sitting on a couch, or Face down, assup on the floor. Makes me do a lot of pants adjustment as I read their profiles. I was thinking once from reading a “Like” I had “Hmm, just how far IS Brazil…”
So thank you Candice for being the one to put me on the Big Booty path. Thank goodness you were there during my formable years to help me form my lust and desire for the big CULO.
I will never deviate from this road. Because if I haven’t done it by now…
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Being Slutty vs Being Whorish..
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Posted:May 11, 2014 9:58 am
Last Updated:Oct 3, 2021 2:16 pm
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I guess i will be the first to tell females here:
From a man's P.O.V. there is nothing wrong with a woman that can be alittle slutty.
Even though society tends to blur the boundaries of these 2 words, there IS a a difference!
I try to meet girls that have a slut characteristic. SLUT GENE if you will. Why? because they will enjoy sex, and want to show off. She wet pleasure from it just like us men do! She may give you "that look" while you eat dinner at your parent's house. She'll tell you how she can roll her hips on your dick when shes on top. She will wear a low cut top around the house because she knows it makes your dick hard. They'll even encourage the use of the term slut in bed... I.E.
"Do you think Im a dirty Slut while fucking me on a pile of dirty laundry?"
Some Slutty-ness can be exciting. A little dash of slut can make you eager to tell your boys what she did! And be THANKFUL she can suck dick like her life depended on it.
AND THEN THERE ARE WHORES.
A is different. The term is considered impolite, and will make a mad! A often asks for $$ for services rendered. She does NOT enjoy the act, but rather sees it as "sacrifice worth the reward." Or after sucking your dick, bring up how her prepaid phone bill is due, or how she needs a new tire. She will do things that will make you say to yourself
"What the fuck did i just do?"
She will suck your FATHER off and tell him " your said it was ok to do it"
This can even lead to the argument that many domestic housewives today " themselves out: to their own husbands in order to get what they want around their home.
WHO TOLD ME THAT THOUGHT?
A few housewives. Almost supports what I have always heard about sex going down the tubes once marriage happens. "Marriage is Legalized " one said..
I'll let your brain stew over that one..
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House M.D.
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Posted:May 10, 2014 4:59 am
Last Updated:May 11, 2014 9:03 am
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From the first episode,
I knew I was gonna like this guy! He didn't mask his sarcasm,
he put his annoyance on a plate in front of him for anyone to notice. His cane never made you think that was his weakness.
And the intelligence to make up for his lack of people skills.
(Reminds me of someone i know..)
Words can't describe my disappointment when House went off the air in 2012. I guess his sarcastic ways will live on... on Netflix. So here are some of my favorite House photos i use on Facebook, or as Screensavers.
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Trimming the Fat
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Posted:May 9, 2014 3:46 am
Last Updated:May 10, 2014 2:20 am
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Trimming the fat
Some things I've learned the last few months going through a big personal ordeal.
-If your bogged down with always trying to keep friends happy, but never quite get the same
back from them….maybe its time to trim the fat.
-If you are an afterthought to those you hold at the front of your mind more often than not…maybe it’s time to cut the fat…
-If you have spent a lot of time talking someone down off the ledge, but get the “voicemail” prompt after 1 ring….. maybe its time to shed the fat.
-If they would rather stay home and be bored by themselves than getting together…maybe its time to exercise away that fat.
-If you leave messages, that never get responded to.. maybes its time to sweat that fat away.
This isn’t a complaining RANT. Hopefully this is the second opinion we often look for when we don’t want to listen to our own inner voice that says things we don’t’ always want to hear.
Don’t feel bad that sometimes you have to let people go. Feel good that you have a VACANT spot for someone who WANTS to be there.
If you get ANYTHING from this: lose the deadweight. You’ll be healthier in the long run.
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*Scoffs*.... You black guys...!
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Posted:May 8, 2014 8:11 am
Last Updated:Apr 13, 2015 4:15 am
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Being on this site for so long, its allowed me to get a nice collection of...Quips. Funny bits of info that make one laugh out loud.
Things that you can't believe were said, made me think, or made me go, "wat the hell
is their problem?!" Now before you yell "ITS THEIR PERSONAL PREFERENCE!!"
Im not saying they can't have preferences. But in my opinion, it usually stems from 2-3-4-or 5 bad previous situations. Even 5 bad situations should not make you block off an entire race. Cmon!
Few of you know me from the groups/chatroom (SHOUTOUT to the Interracial room)
Im just looking for someone SANE, Sexy, and single to get it on with in the LOWLY
state of Wisconsin. Did you know its still considered TABOO to have sex with a black guy?
yes in 2014. (shocked me too. Thought Obama would ease that taboo!) Even though some profiles on here DO say "no Black guys", I can RESPECT that. sometimes I'll move onto the next profile. Sometimes I'll be moved to inquire "WHAT happened in your life to want to wall off an entire ethicity of men from your VAG.."
and.. LOL... I've ACTUALLY heard these:
"You black guys just wanna fuck...and fuck..."
(umm ok )
"You black guys always want to cum on my face"
(Can't help if you have a cute face sweetheart.)
"Some of you black guys' dicks are WAY too big"
(sorry, is this a complaint?!)
"You black guys always want oral sex, but never give it back"
(Sorry, you were a victim of the BAIT-N-SWITCH!)
"You black guys are always about the big ,fat women"
(Usually complaint by skinny, assless girls)
"You black guys always want to have your friends join in"
(Umm, theres nothing wrong with being hospitable, is there?)
"You black guys will fuck any race you can stick your dick in"
(Ouch. Is it wrong to want good Race Relations within the city?!)
"I find black men to be unintelligent, and unclean"
(*Speechless*. Then I see she has a "Masters", but yet can't master spelling INTELLIGENT correctly..)
"I'm not ready to give myself to a black man"
(It's ok, we will wait, with stiff members..)
See what I deal with in Wisconsin...lol
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