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Help---Black Females HATE my profile!
Posted:Mar 10, 2016 5:43 pm
Last Updated:Mar 10, 2016 6:51 pm
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Yeah i know- the title is a BIT dramatic but i snagged your attention...

Supposedly, this site is suppose to bring people together that have a common goal-
TO GET LAID. I see guys on here say JUST THAT.

Occasionally I will send a message that does MORE than say I WANNA FUCK, or HERES MY NUMBERCALL ME ASAP to a woman of color... But Why is it I tend to draw out black women who have an issue with me?
Is it something about my face?
Is it my no sense approach?
Do i seem like i wont take no B.S? Its gotta be something! All my years on this site, thats one of the questions that has ELUDED answering.

I emailed 4 women..
3 Black
1 White
(WHY 4? Because the SECRET that most men here know-- is you get better odds of getting a response if you write a few messages)

Don't blame us men- blame math.

Unfortunately all 3 profiles had VAG pictures, a short paragraph and thats it. BEING A MAN THAT DOESNT JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS VAGINA BOOKCOVER, i asked them is there OTHER photos. I'd be content with a nice photo of a round CABOOSE- or SIDE BOOB.. something.

WHY DID I EMAIL VAG-PICTURED PROFILES?
They were in close promixity. Women can sympathize on this one.. Sometimes you have to work with whats in the area...

1 of them blocked me...
the other 2 came back with disrespect and rudeness.



[SIZE 5]Id love to know what it is about my profile that just URKS the greater majority of black females on this site. One swore I was SELL OUT because I was open to White women- but NO WHERE on my profile does it mention anything about white women.....

maybe I should trim down my wants/desires because I expect too much from females here?
Hell one of them even said it to me
:



I guess i should be more of a BASIC kinda guy and not want or ask for much. THEN i will get the girl? Kinda ass backwards thinking, but what do I know...

Oh, FYI- the lone caucasian lady- she wore a football jersey of a team i didnt like.. and let her know how sad i was to hear it... she didnt get offended and even sparked a few messages. Hmm.
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Why do black men like big asses so much?!?.
Posted:Mar 3, 2016 7:43 pm
Last Updated:Apr 15, 2018 7:38 am
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I was asked a few days ago..
What is it with black guys and girls with big asses?"



I wanted to tell her something dull like;
"Blame B.E.T"
or
"I'm culturally indisposed to them"
but that wouldn't be me.

Now before my Caucasian brothers start ATTACKING.... We have noticed the trend of some of you starting to like the big booty.
I guess better late than never. Seems as the years go on, the bigger the asses seem to get. It must be something in the water, or those growth hormones they are putting in our milk!

If i had to GUESSTIMATE...for every 8 black guys i know who love the big DONK.. i maybe know of 1-2 white guys who likes the big trunk.
Finally, a situation where we aren't the minority!!

I started hearing stories back in junior high. When our hormones are starting to rage and get a preference for the kind of girls we will spend our lives chasing after...
The girl goes on a date with nice, cool white boy, he gets a good look at the caboose and says HELL NO!
OR
the girl i had a crush on in high school with the shelf-for-a-booty and her longtime boyfriend never fully appreciated her ass.
HOW DO I KNOW THIS?
We became good friends in our adult life and i asked her because HAD TO KNOW...lol

Then here LONGGG AGO before there was a lady on here from northern IL that was within JUMPING DISTANCE. And her ass was out there like POW.
Things were fine until i sent her a face photo... (back then i was nervous in having a face photo here) and her response was something like
"oh, another black guy, i should have known."
Conversation kind of disappeared after that...

Most of the guys of the whiter persuasion go NUTS for big tits, or small waists. They like those girls who wear those shirts that expose their stomachs,
or have those pamela anderson size XXXX fake boobs. Personally, i dont see the appeal. But then again, I was never head over heels for pamela anderson- though i did see the sex tape!

I think it is true though- you are attracted to what you were raised around. I really cant think of any of my moms friends being super skinny, or couldnt fill her jeans. Maybe if dear ol mom had skinny friends, i would maybe not even like the plump rump.

One can only wonder...
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Taking responsibility for your sexual satisfaction
Posted:Feb 23, 2016 1:43 pm
Last Updated:Aug 16, 2016 3:12 pm
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Often I hear on here that women are GREATLY unsatisfied when it comes to sex and everything that connects to sex. I know sex isnt just sex for women. They have a connection with stress, emotion, attraction...all that. SOME of men do too.. but we wont focus on that now.

I think there is a small amount out there who feel self conscious about their sexual QUIRKS.

I think you need to EMBRACE your sexual quirks, your fetishes, your desires.
YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR OWN SEXUAL SATISFACTION.
If You like
gangbangs
FISTING
CANDLEWAX ON THE NIPPLES
SEX IN THE DARK
SEX IN PUBLIC
SPANKINGS
BDSM
BUKKAKE
YOU'RE A SQUIRTER
NON PENETRATION ORGASMS
ROLE PLAY
WEAR OUTFITS

Embrace it.
Own it.
Find others who, like you, think outside the box.
Being in a relationship, or a sexual friendship where the sex is Lousy is partially your fault if you choose to remain silent in your wants.. or choose not to learn or educate them on something that interests YOU. There will be some who WON'T want to hear those things, or not be open to change. Will you be ultimately satisfied in this arrangement?

PERSONALLY i have no problem having "The Convo" where we talk in depth about what we like, and don't like. I WANT you to know what works, and I want to know what works for YOU. That's just how i operate.


I remember talking with a woman who contacted me and pretty much DIDN'T read my profile, and proceeded to tell me how we would be a good match to meet. Her profile didn't have anything substantial on it.With the "Discussion", i learned she was NOT into different positions, or lingerie, OR high heels. Basically she was a Pillow Princess and had NO problem voicing what she wanted. I''ll admitt- I ignored the signs during the 2-3 times we got together where it was me fulfilling her needs and mine weren't even an after thought. But I grinned and bared it.
To say I was NOT content is an UNDERSTATEMENT, and i later ended things. Took me a while to figure out how tiring it gets doing for others and not getting anything in return.


I will work through a few moments of awkwardness now, so we can be better prepared in the future. But not everyone chooses to do that upfront...
Isnt that a shame?


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The ol' Oral sex bias
Posted:Feb 23, 2016 11:16 am
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 4:51 am
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Been here as long as I have;

You will sit and watch people in chat rooms. See what different ideas between the sexes. And sooner or later oral sex comes up. Then you get to see all the shit youve heard from parties, to sex n the city reruns.

Men want you to shut up and suck.
Suck me down to the balls
look me in the eyes
DON'T look me in the eyes
tickle the balls while you suck the shaft..
ignore the BUSH around the dick...
make OOH BABY sounds when we cum
and of course--SWALLOW IT baby.


then maybe in 20-25 minutes- its over with. Maybe she will complain about that being too long to have a dick in their mouth. Be happy he isnt a quick shooter-You can't rush things you know...

And then comes the WOMEN'S POINT OF VIEW:
Lick it slow
kiss the clit
trim your Mustache
cut off the beard
stick your tung in DEEP
use his face like a scrubbing pad
play with the asshole
DONT stick a finger in the asshole unless told so


All that can take HOURS! And no one will complain. Except the guy with the tired tung and fingers. And if he is SMART, and wants another opportunity- he WONT complain outloud.

I guess im one of the "LUCKY" ones that cant seem to cum from oral. It seems to be a burden lifted off their shoulders because they never seem to miss it. Or, maybe they were only going to give it- so they can give. Tit for Tat right?
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Common Courtesy is PROHIBITED here...
Posted:Dec 11, 2015 1:48 pm
Last Updated:Mar 3, 2016 7:46 pm
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I remember my grandmother talking about common courtesy back in the day. How men would open car doors,
or building doors,
or not expect "hanky panky" on the first date,
or pay the check without hesitation,
or having a conversation that went both ways.

Years later, I noticed her examples were what MEN would do.

As the generation is different, now your being a Douche..or a Tool..or a inconsiderate Ass...whichever words you want to use.

When i came to this site, I THOUGHT common courtesy would be the LEAST that would be exchanged because we want sex right? don't we? isnt that ONE OF the reasons we are here?

For reasons UNKNOWN to me, i CRAVE the old days..well BEFORE i was even born- the old days when people were courteous and not total DICKS. Blame it on smartphones letting you TOTALLY ISOLATE from everyone else, or just the POWER this website gives. Ask any man.

So when I saw an older woman with a SIMPLE pic of her wearing a heel and it was pointed towards the ceiling, the Photographer in me wanted to give her a complement on it. NO, I wasnt expecting her to pull down her panties because I said something nice, but I DID expect something better than what I received....
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Me
I like what your profile symbolizes. A single heel that points toward the ceiling.
You wouldn't believe how hard it is to find a woman that has the open mindedness to cater to us no matter if they dont get the same tingly results as they do from us and our doings.
2015 4:17 pm


AJayce
Sorry not my intention.. And at this point I'm not interested in continuing this vonversation.
2015 7:35 pm

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It seemed I was in the wrong to expect simple courtesy. After I got over the WTF reaction, I just laughed it off because I am sure in her mind, her response was JUSTIFIED, and there was nothing Assholish about her words.

Men on this site realize this is something we have to put up with from some women. Not all, but some. If we were able to tell the assholes from the DECENT ones- I would be rich!
While one of the BIGGEST COMPLAINTS women have, is MEN DON'T READ PROFILES....
Hate to break it to you, but there is a good number of us that read your profile and often fall in "lust" with your WORDS, maybe more than your photo.
We like a girl with intelligence, or at least a glimmer of hope that she has!

On behalf of most men, we ask that you PRACTICE WHAT YOU PREACH....
You want
RESPECTFUL,
NON PUSHY,
COURTEOUS men, you need to be those yourself.
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Oral Sexual- Double standard #47
Posted:Nov 19, 2015 8:15 am
Last Updated:Oct 4, 2018 11:10 am
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"I am not LOWERING MYSELF to the level of putting a dick in MY mouth."
"I DON'T suck dick, im no SIDE CHIC"
"[B]I dont do that, thats DEMEANING of women."
"Thats just FUCKIN Gross!"t


These are some of the phrases i've seen women say from this site. And a woman has the RIGHT. It's her CHOICE that she can make freely. Anyone who knows me to a degree knows I am all for a woman to exercise her right to do, or get ANYTHING she wants. Yet I find certain double standards to always have HIDDEN level that no one REALLY wants to voice. You cant always sweep things under the "just my preference" rug.

Often times, this makes the male choose between losing the girl, or just losing a blowjob. The dudes that ARENT hardcore blowjob lovers (like me), they will make the choice to take ORAL off the table, and atleast try and still get to have sex. I know, some of the HARD choices we have to make.

NOW..
(Since i like social experiements), I have told a few women that i DONT give oral sex, and waited for their reactions. Some of them responded;
"Well theres no need to talk further."
"You must be SELFISH BASTARD."
"WAAAT?"
"A REAL man will please a woman.."
"Why not? You might like it."
"Are you gay?"
"If you dont lick it, then you cant stick it"


(That last one sounds like a 1990s Public Service Announcement)

It all just sounds like one big BROW BEATING session that is suppose to GUILT the man for not giving her the tongue. Suddenly your sexual orientation and manhood are questioned. What would the men be labeled if they gave the same verbal tongue lashing...
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Bloomingdales wants you to get drugged
Posted:Nov 13, 2015 9:05 am
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 4:51 am
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One of my outspoken friends on Facebook brought this to my attention and at first i thought it was a crock of shit. The company is like.. 130 years old..(but then again, that may explain part of the issue.. )

Its one thing to apologize when you make simple mistakes, but this happens.




So if I play 1 of the detectives of form one of my favorite shows (Law & Order: SVU)
I'll reason out;
Someone had this as an idea
Brought it up to this Boss
Got the greenlight from that boss
Got it published,
and still NO one said, whoa- this might be offensive...

So ladies, if you get the catalog, you may wanna look for the ad and draw your own conclusions and how it makes you feel. Either disappointed, or saddened by a lack of Moral Proof reading
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Bad Sex from men....more theorizing by women
Posted:Aug 23, 2015 3:24 pm
Last Updated:Aug 25, 2015 10:58 pm
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I was reading a few blogs on here and one came to light about how their is a growing trend of men being bad lovers and using the term WOMANIZER as being a result. The entry went on about their findings being backed by a certain women's magazine and went on to crunch numbers.

My INITIAL reaction?

Yes.

SOME men are bad lovers. Even selfish. The dick gets hard, we want to stick it in a hole, thrust a couple minutes- CUM, then its over. Leaving women to feel used like a hole in a mattress. I remember this phrase as my ex used it once when clearly i was out for myself a few times and didnt care about her getting hers.
But women ARENT the victims they perceive themselves to be. When I hear about FAKING ORGASMS...that tells me you are just a victim of your own design. YOU train a guy to do that same things that DO NOT work. And you reward these acts how?
By faking an orgasm.

Do you really GAIN anything by faking? If your a bad faker, you look super, super horrible. If your a good faker.. congrats. You fooled the guy who DIDNT care if you climaxed or not...

This Excerpt kinda stood out to me:

The sex-ratio imbalance in American colleges and universities today is dramatic: 57 percent of students are women and only 43 percent are men….As a result of campus sex-ratio imbalances, lots of women now find themselves in relationships with men that aren’t in college at all, creating an awkward—and typically temporary—sexual relationship of imbalanced future directions.”

The article went on to say the result of this imbalance lead to women being on the pill and pornography. IMAGINE how college life would be for women if there was no Porn for the college guys to beat the bishop to...?

A SEX STRIKE can blow up in your face.You know those sorry lines men say about : "You drove me into the pussy of another woman!"
It'll actually be true this time..lol A man can only resist temptation SOO MUCH.

With all these points made in the article, I noticed nothing was mentioned about the Pillow Princess.
Maybe next time ill touch on that topic.
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Those "NOT INTERESTED" message things
Posted:Aug 10, 2015 1:45 pm
Last Updated:Aug 29, 2015 5:38 am
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Once and a while after I send a few messages , I will get the lazy Auto response "NOT INTERESTED".

Now i can understand the reason for this if the email we sent was;
crude
multiple dick photos
short messages like "wanna fuck" or "nice tits bitch!"
married/taken men
obviously cut n pasted to every female this side of the Mississippi
etc

But there ARE a few of us guys that contact you because we thought it would be a good fit.
-We both like classic car shows,
- We both like the same kind of music,
-We both arent into pee,
-you like to cum, i want to MAKE you cum..

I hear women get SUPER IRRITATED when men STILL have the NERVE to leave another message after the fact. Why is trying to understand such a bad thing?
I've heard one of women's biggest complains is....ready?....."MEN DON'T UNDERSTAND." So now that we are trying to understand, you seem to get drunk on power that the website gives you just by clicking the button.

PERSONALLY, I think it needs a secondary line to it. YES, us men DO need a reason. WHY? Because we want to know what did you base it on, if there was something of a deal breaker that we can MAYBE take off the table. Maybe LEARN something, so the next woman we talk to will be a little more receptive.

AND UN-fortunately...
To see if you were reading with comprehension. Nothing ruins things more than those who SKIM, and SKIM incorrectly.

CASE IN POINT:
My profile mentions Im looking for a woman thats open to high heels. I emailed someone, and couple days later i got that auto response.
When I asked where did I lose her....
she responded:

"Im not interested in men who wear women's shoes.."

Yes, she GROSSLY misread my profile and missed the meaning. So I told her sorry to bother,and promptly removed the messages.

A TIP?![/B] Try not to get an attitude when every man that responds back to a NOT INTERESTED response.
All he wants to know is if he needs to if its him, his desires, or you and your inability to read with comprehension.....
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The Rescue dog
Posted:May 17, 2015 2:10 pm
Last Updated:Jun 3, 2015 9:32 am
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2010 I think it was...

My old room mate was doing the rescue volunteering thing. She would bring the rescued pups home and let them interact with humans to groom them to get adopted. Then in a couple weeks, they would be seen on the website. Then adoption!

Dooley was found in a dumpster and was nursed to health before being brought home to groom him. He was a pitbull and black lab. I remember telling my room mate, YOU take care of the pups, im just an observer. But one day he kind of begged for me to pick him up from the makeshift kennel and he would stop whimpering for the time being.

I think that's where I started to get attached. Then I would start picking him up and sitting him in my lap while the Chicago Bears played. Or take him out of the kennel and let him run around while I did dishes. Or taking him with me when I go to the gas station.

After 2 months, there was no interest from anyone from the website to adopt Dooley. And in the 2 months, the room mate got really attached to him. I could feel what was going to happen before it happened. And it did. So after the TEARS from the room mate, I agreed to us adopting Dooley.

Dooley got along with the Dante, the service dog, as from the occasional testing of dominance. As Dooley got older, as well as the service dog;. It became clear that when the service was retired, Dooley could take his place. And so he did.

So when it was time for the room mate to move to Baltimore,.Dooley went with. So I guess Im missing Dooley and glad he got the opportunity to live a full life, and not a short one had he not been found from that dumpster.

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Single guy VS Couples
Posted:May 3, 2015 7:19 am
Last Updated:Jul 7, 2015 10:20 am
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Sometimes it feels like David and Goliath on this site.
Me a single guy,
a BLACK single guy,
going against the large corporate organization known as COUPLES.. who I feel are in large numbers on here. Its funny how when couples DO try to reach out to you, 8times out of 10, its the HUBBY doing the sexual negotiation while the wife is no where to be found...(but thats another topic)..

My profile DOES actually say no interest in couples, but it doesn't seem to deter them from leaving exploratory mails that sound like "Well, if you ever change your mind..." which is hard to do since im so hardheaded.

And the last thing I would need is to come across one of those Couples where they are looking for the wife to be BLACKED by black dick, or become a BLACK COCK KUM DUMPSTER for negros..(AGAIN actual conversation with a hubby) I'm all for role-playing, but that kind just doesn't do anything for me.

In my own WARPED views, and a few accounts I have heard happen- I see meeting couples as having to compromise my sexuality. This is in the form hubbies saying "If you want to meet/fuck my wife, you'll have to be open to me sucking your cock." ---and that ultimatum HAS been given to me a few times. Then there are images of trying to lick the wife, and out of no where, the hubby sticks his tung in my exit ramp..
or
while in bed with the wife, the hubby is in the closet doing WHO KNOWS WHAT, with lol ALL things Hetero men don''t like to think of.

I have been wondering the last few weeks, if I should alter my profile where I give couples the possibility of meeting. I hear some of those DO have the wife meet in 1-1. I think it's the region that I am in, but there's a lot of interest from couples.. more-so then actual single (interested) females. I know I wont appeal to every woman, but I feel I DO have some appeal!! Right?!

Do us single guys need to ALTER our interests, in the name of getting a PIECE on here?
Do I bring noise-cancelling headphones so I wont be bothered by anything the hubby says?
Should I put duct tape over the asshole while doing the wife so the hubby doesn't get any ideas..lol

I get tired of thinking too much..
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Simple message or SUPER erotica in your inbox
Posted:Apr 26, 2015 5:57 am
Last Updated:Aug 11, 2015 3:08 pm
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I've seen go through alot of different approaches to get females to respond on here. Some go SUPER cheesy with poetry. Others go straight for the SUCK ME BEAUTIFUL..

(HOW DO I KNOW? SOME FEMALE FRIENDS SHOW EMAIL EXCERPTS!)

What will interest you enough to want to respond to the words of someone interested in you?

A 5-6 paragraph TRASHY NOVEL small story that includes him wanting to bury his face between your legs, or stick his tongue in places yet unknown BEFORE getting your first name....

OR

A simple 4-5 lines that basically something like Hi, Your words/pictures caught my attention, and wanna talk to you?

Men: take notes.
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First FWB meetings...but where?!
Posted:Apr 24, 2015 8:09 am
Last Updated:Mar 3, 2016 7:50 pm
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I have heard many horror stories about first meets on this site..

One guy wanted to meet in an alley,,,,
another wanted to meet at his uncle's warehouse..?!? (WTF)
A lady once asked me to meet her at her 's job. (I still dont know what that was about)

But where is a good place to meet? is in public best, or do you prefer to go somewhere private to make sure you have their attention solely?
I guess is would suck to have to fight for attention if your date really isnt paying you much interest...


Some guys will admitt, they get mad when women ask to go for drinks for the first meeting. Those are the guys that have gotten burnt from women who basically got TOASTED, and then went home alone. LOL I dont see it as a bad thing. Maybe a drink will loosen up the mood, and help both of you be more yourself then being on a sexual interview where you hope you get the part... (or in the guys mind, hope to give HER the part!)

One of the better meets I had, though it was just a 1niter- was a woman who wanted to meet at a local bar n grill. I fought the urge to get a big plate of food-just in case. So i just got an order of Cheese curds for us to share and a Mikes Hard lemonade. Bout an hour and a half later, she gave clue that she wanted to go have some fun. Fun Did. End of a nice evening.

I DO realize we are getting together for sex ...but personality, appearance and attraction play a big part in my selection. YES, MY selection. I wont always say yes, and dont mind when they cuss me out for having the gall to SAY no. So i dont mind paying for drinks. But ill cut you off if your about to get shit faced...
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