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*ticker tape sound in the background* THIS IS FAKE NEWS . . . WE REPEAT . . . THIS IS FAKE NEWS. I am here at the scene of a "date". We are witnessing a number of "romantic" rituals. There is hand holding, whispering, *giggling* and O M G a soft kiss. Oohhh the humanity. It's shocking I tell you . . . shocking  Your intrepid reporter is going to . . . go in further, and deeper, for the story. This is Triple R reporting live for A*F*FNN *ticker tape sound fading away in the background* When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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*ticker tape sound in the background* (even thought the reporter is not in the studio)  *whispering* Hello . . . hello . . . I'm not sure if BL in the studio can hear me but I'm going to describe what I can see. Not much really since we are now in a movie theater. Lucky for me I got the seat behind this couple who are watching a ROMCOM. This sure has the earmarks of a "date". I'm sorry if my report sounds garbled - the popcorn is really good here. At this point in the ritual no deeper developments have cum up. But I did hear a *giggle* as I went to get the popcorn. If the is "sexual congress" between the male and female participants I will be there. Ehm . . . to report I have to go now the patrons are telling me to "shut the fuck up". This is Triple R reporting live for A*F*FNN *phony ticker tape sound fading away in the background* When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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I think RRR might get abducted, and probed, by those aliens out in the desert after this one. Music, On HNW Im Sooo Confused Clue the Jetsons [post 3312759] My Private Blog - Tell Me ALL Your Secrets
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 I'll go with the 96 percent. Erectile dysfunction has to suck.     
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*slightly aggravating ticker tape sound in the background* (even though ticker tape hasn’t been used in newsrooms for decades now). BL, yes, *giggling at a "ROMCOM". This male subject seems to be pretty slick. Something he said got the female subject to “snuggle up” to the male and she placed her head on his . . . shoulder. I can’t see where her hands are. BL, in case there is “sexual congress” could you get Willy, the camera man, not that dick in marketing, over here? This is Triple R reporting live for A*F*FNN *fake (like an A*F*F profile) ticker tape sound fading away in the background* When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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*assuming the mic is off* BL, remind me to interview that CF guy about his alien theories and then his analyst. Sheesh, why do I keep getting stuck on the friggin nut job stories? Hey, is the chick with the rack doing weather tonight? By the way did you get your teeth whitened today? There is a bright flashing coming from the direction of the studio. Aw, crap the mic is still on . . . When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Wait what? 96% of all men anywhere, not just on this site...its the genetic imperative. My genes tell me to sow my seed far and wide
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OMFG I am laughing my ass off at this one hun.. sorry but it's funny to me..Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on.. 
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*very annoying ticker tape sound in the background* (WTF? Is this the 60s?). Sorry for the delay BL. I heard a zipper open as I checked on where the female subject had her hand. Suffice it to say I had to go wash my face and dispose of the popcorn. Can you hear me? I think the mic got hit too. We are at a fucking Starbucks now. The male subject is paying attention to the female subject’s words. I believe they are having a . . . con . . . ver . . . sa . . . tion. The male subject may just get a piece out of this. He’s really putting up with al lot of . . . well, this is going to take a while. This is Triple R reporting live for A*F*FNN “stupid friggin ticker tape sound fading away in the background* When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Hey BL, if my g/f Tempt calls tell her I on this jerk off assignment. Ask her to keep the beer cold and the lube warm. When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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*LOUD shotgun blast, ticker tape scattered everywhere and no more ticker tape sound in the background* Well BL, we’re outside on a back road parking area and watching an old piece of crap 1963 Buick from a safe distance. Ya know, this cheap bastard could have at least bought a convertible. But I think he’s “gettin some” as we listen. Willy is going to “extend his microphone pole” to see if we can hear anything. This reminds me of a Stevie Ray Vaughn song “If The Buick Is A Rockin Don’t Cum A Knockin”. Hey, what is that annoying tapping sound in the background? This is Triple R reporting live for A*F*FNN When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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SHIT ! ! ! This mic is really gummed up. I hope we're on a 5 second delay here. When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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No I didn’t see Pagan I was in the men’s room. Although I’ve heard she doesn’t mind following “Big Al” in the men’s room around break time. Hey! Is this stupid thing still on? When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Are there sounds you ask? Well, we know for sure this guy needs new shocks on the Buick. He could have at least given it a shot of WD-40 before the date. I can confirm that his “ball joints” are getting lubed. And we also heard something about a bent crankshaft. This is Triple R reporting live for A*F*FNN When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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That's a shocking news update! lol  Thoughts from the Garden...
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Hey ! Is that Bob I hear in the booth? His wife is "dating" Fred the AM Traffic reporter. They "carpool" if you know what I mean. When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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I’ve actually never seen the Pagan chick – have you? Hey is the weather girl’s rack real? When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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BL it looks like “Date-boy” blew his wad at the movie and is “out of gas” here on this fucking cold back road. We did see the female subject’s legs propped up over the front seat so I’m guessing he’s “having a muffin”. Must be a holy one too cause god is being summoned. I wonder how much it will cost to redo the upholstery on a 63 Buick, cause that is gonna leave a mark. We’re gonna blow this pop stand (get it) BL. I gotta get my knob polished. This is Triple R reporting live for AllFuckeupNewsNet Hey BL, I certainly thought you knew Bob likes to Bob "for apples". Not SHOCKING really. Later Toots.  When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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My word those are indeed shocking developments! I will tune into this evenings live reporting on the scene once I get a TV.
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Ha, you two were busy tonight. Let me guess, did this "expert"'s username have heathen in it?   
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this is the best thing I have read all month. thanks RRR and LALA for making me laugh out loud repeatedly reading this!!! Carry on.
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"OMFG I am laughing my ass off at this one hun.. sorry but it's funny to me.." I so agree with Tmptrzz... too too funny
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And here I thought you'd blocked the heathen! Then again, I saw him write something that was actually....... (searching for an appropriate word here) um....... errrr...... NOT asshole-y recently and figured he'd had a stroke or something.
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And here I thought you'd blocked the heathen! Then again, I saw him write something that was actually....... (searching for an appropriate word here) um....... errrr...... NOT asshole-y recently and figured he'd had a stroke or something.  When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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this is the best thing I have read all month. thanks RRR and LALA for making me laugh out loud repeatedly reading this!!! Carry on.  When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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