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Dammit....I think I'm deaf from that lawnmower. They told me there was a lizard herding competition and pointed me to the wrong studio. Crap!!! I finally get that thing shut off and I see RRR over there babbling about ball joints needing lube and a bent crankshaft....or something like that. I'm still having problems hearing. And one of the correspondents has been abducted and probed? Ohhhh....kinky? I seem to have missed some of the good stuff! Pagan  Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!
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Dammit....I think I'm deaf from that lawnmower. They told me there was a lizard herding competition and pointed me to the wrong studio. Crap!!! I finally get that thing shut off and I see RRR over there babbling about ball joints needing lube and a bent crankshaft....or something like that. I'm still having problems hearing. And one of the correspondents has been abducted and probed? Ohhhh....kinky? I seem to have missed some of the good stuff!  When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Who is this genius of social behaviours of the 21st century? I feel the need to congratulate the person on their startling insight. You two, and the heavy chested weather girl, must also be congratulated on this outstanding, cutting-edge journalism. Pulitzer winning material I tell yiz, yiz can be proud of this outstanding work. Interestingly, the statistics bear remarkable parallels to our patterns in Scotland:- 4% of male members are looking for a quick shag, the other 96% are looking for a drinking buddy, having conceded victory in the battle against ED a long time since, said affliction having of course been brought about by, yes, you guessed, drinking......... Top effort McBiggles and McFrock, we are indebted to you.......
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"a lizard herding competition" my ass-trological sign. I heard you were in Studio B charming Big Al's snake. I'm still having some trouble hearing. Pagan Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!
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*sticking finger in ear* Ummm....yeah. No need to shout. I think my hearing is coming back. If you'll just point me in the right direction, hopefully I can find my way. Just tell me there aren't any snakes. I thought Red was mumbling something about Al having a snake. You know those things are harder to herd than lizards...right? You point them one direction and they still seem to wind up in the wrong place. Pagan Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!
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Aye, I guessed it was that dick. Is he no' just a wind up merchant? Bears a striking resemblance to every wide-o that's gone before him......hmmmm, wonder why he seems so familiar??   I woke up to this wee treat, just as you were winding up the report, and I was making ready for the day ahead, so couldnae participate until now.........que lastima! Can't be helped..........
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*sticking finger in ear* Ummm....yeah. No need to shout. I think my hearing is coming back. If you'll just point me in the right direction, hopefully I can find my way. Just tell me there aren't any snakes. I thought Red was mumbling something about Al having a snake. You know those things are harder to herd than lizards...right? You point them one direction and they still seem to wind up in the wrong place.
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Turn right at the condom dispenser McP, then go straight ahead for 4.8 feet, ye'll find Big Al's snake trapped by the head if ye go through the second door on the left........ Pagan Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!
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Great! Then I'm just here to blog. HAHA!!!     
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Thanks BiggLala, this is MC interviewing Tom, "Tom, what is your position on oral sex?" "Well MC, I like to be standing, knees slightly bent, hand resting lightly on the back of her head." "Excellent Tom, and this 96% controversy, if we had 100 men in here what do you think they'd say?" "Well MC, I think they'd say Why have you brought me here? where is the beer? Did you see the game last night and then start lying about all the great sex they've been having." "Well, there you have it. Incontrovertible proof that if you had a random sample of 100 men, they'd all drink beer, talk football and lie about sex. Back to you BiggLala in the new room."
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Those would technically be bio-hazards. I tossed the heap-assed mic. That Buick needs a lot of work anyways so burn the seat and a full resto on the car. When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Lovely Lala - Your Breaking News is being experienced on a global scale! I've heard rumors of vists to emergency clinics due to sudden lack of oxygen in various locations du to the collective *gasps* of surprise! See a similar report Newsflash News alert Breaking News over at CorPlay. You're invited to  CorPlay anytime.  Kinky-ish coffee or before bed time fun in favorite chat rooms. Life is too short not to laugh!  Peace, light, love 
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ohhhhh i saw that somewhere....and i was thinking too... soooo did he said, he is a 4 percenter??? or not... 
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So nice to see you 2 up to your old tricks. Check out my profile or and become a "watcher" of my blog FMAOPLS,to learn more about me, and for intelligent, lively, smartassy and fun discussion, with a little irreverence thrown in. "Like" or comment on my photos, and I promise I'll add more. Thanks.
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