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come up with the darnedest things - -  

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9/17/2014 1:23 pm
come up with the darnedest things - -

A group of pre-K were talking busily together one afternoon on the playground. They were curiously debating about GOD, Heaven and related matters.

Johnny adamantly told his playmates, “When we pass away, we go to Heaven front first!”

“How do you know?” insisted little Eddie?

Johnny answered, “Well, my Grandma died a couple weeks ago. I saw her lying there in the coffin! The Hand of GOD just reaches down and plucks her up from there! So, there! She went to Heaven front first!”

While little Eddie was thinking about this, little Henry chimed in, “Naa… just think about it! That’s probably how she left the coffin alright! But eventually, GOD would have to bend HIS Elbow to draw her up! And then she would have been drawn in head first!”

Small Sally, who had been listening very carefully, was very self-assured when she announced that ALL the boys were wrong! And then added, “WE GO TO HEAVEN FEET FIRST !!”

Dismayed by her confidence, the stood silent until Eleanor asked, “Well Sally, how do you know that?!”

To which Sally confidently replied, “Just last night I got out of bed to pee. I was going down the hallway toward the bathroom and I heard some noises coming from Mommy and Daddy’s room! Gosh, I wanted to be sure they were alright! So then I L0-0Ked through the key hole in their door!

I saw BOTH of my Mommy’s feet pointed straight up to the ceiling. She kept kinda hollering- ‘O GOD! I’m c o m i n g !!!’ – Over and over! It was a good thing Daddy was on top of her holding her down! Or you know — I believe she’d have gone!”

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