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H u m o r o l o g y  

reddiver5343 58M
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9/17/2014 1:20 pm
H u m o r o l o g y

An engineer dies and goes to hell. He’s hot and miserable so he decides to take action. The A/C has been busted for a long time, so he fixes it. Things cool down quickly. The moving walkway motor jammed, so he unjams it. People can from place to place more easily. The TV was grainy and unclear; so he fixes the connection to the satellite dish and now everyone gets hundreds of perfect HD channels, although they still cannot watch “Breaking Bad” on AMC.

One day, GOD looks at hell to see how things are working out and notices that everyone is happy and enjoying umbrella drinks. He asks the devil what’s up? The devil says, “Things are great down here since we got an engineer.”

“What?” exclaims GOD! “An engineer? I did not send you one of those. There must have been a mistake. Send him to Heaven immediately.”

The devil responds, “No way! We want to keep our engineer. We like him!”

GOD demands, “Send him to Heaven immediately, or we’ll sue!”

The devil laughs out loud! Upon regaining his composure asks, “Where are YOU going to get a lawyer?”

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