So, is everybody having fun on this site? I find it to be an interesting collection of people wanting to explore their sexuality, mixed with people who will never understand that and an odd sprinkling of computer bots with horrible grammar. Anyway, I've been living a bit of a nomadic life for the last several years and would love to find a mutually beneficial FWB situation and see where things go from there. I tend to gravitate towards those who have a natural "cool" sense of humor - totally dig sarcasm - (the light, airy, funny kind! Not the mean, biting kind) - so if you can't banter back and forth with me w/o taking ANY of it literally or seriously - we're probably not gonna be a good match...lol.

My Ideal Person I'd really like to meet a no kidding unicorn! I've heard they exist and I thought I'd met one once but it turned out not to be so I'm still searching for this elusive wonderful creature. I'm big on women who are adventurous and enjoy getting the most out of life regardless of the situation. I think it's vital to keep a sense of humor because if you don't you'll miss some of life's funniest moments.

I'm also open to playing with couples although I am straight to be clear up front. I know this sounds a like a total line but isn't that part of why we're all on this site? For those who've read this far if you'd like to chat on a different platform.

Letʼs meet for happy hour...weʼll drink, mingle and see where the evening takes us...I look forward to hearing from you

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Ozzy, AC/DC, Green Day, Social Distortion, The Airborne
Toxic Event, The Dead, Led Zepplin, Rage

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Rimming, Fetishes, Light Bondage, Role Playing, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Physical attraction, Ability to be discreet, Open to ménage à trois and/or orgies, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Creativity/Kinkiness level

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
There are so many beautiful women who aren't categorized
as celebs that it seems kind of unfair to name the famous
when there are plenty of others who carry very sexy auras
about them!

Have you ever had cybersex?:
Not yet, but I definitely want to try it.

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