WARNING: Any institutions using this site or any of its associated sites for studies or projects - You do NOT have my permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a serious violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications. It is recommended that other members post a similar notice to this. We want what we want........ Really! We are a very normal couple who would like to meet some intellectually and physically stimulating new people in Chicagoland. [SIZE 18][COLOR red]UPDATE!!!!![/COLOR][/SIZE] This whole AFF thing is starting to get really, really fucking aggravating. We are for real, and are damn sick of all of the endless e-mails, liars, weirdos, no-shows, internet inches on men, fake ass people, and just plain fantasy life non-reality living people. [B]For God's sake just say what you really are, and do what you say you are going to do.[/B] Live life in the reality lane. Look, here is how this will go: You e-mail us, and if we are interested we will say so(we try to answer all email but cannot always do this), we expect to meet soon(within rea we are all busy people), no excuses no bull shit. There may or may not be sex right away, there are ZERO expectations either way. We are just SICK AND TIRED of all the excuses, rudeness, bullshit. This whole site is dedicated to people who want to MEET other people, not just look at pictures to wack off. If this is too forward or upfront we are not cut out for you. Now, back to our regularly scheduled profile...... Only open minded, sexy, cute and funny people need apply. We have seen it all, not into labels, people are what they act like, not what they say. So, act like a normal fun loving per and say hello, introduce yourself(s) and lets see what happens! That may be a bit easier, quick email and we can see what happens. Just introduce yourself and we will respond.

My Ideal Person Looking for open minded, fun loving, non dramatic, sexy people. Get a hold of us!!! Dont be afraid, that wont get you anywhere!

NEW UPDATE!!!!!!!!
OK Single guys, we have too many of you to deal with right now. We have found some really cool people. So, unless you have the following don't bother......
1) Very Good Looking Bi-sexual man
2) VERY large cock (ie. at least 9 inches)
3) Very intelligent
4) Willing to wine and dine us to impress
5) Amazing worldly stories to share

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Fetishes, Light Bondage, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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