*NOTE: I AM NOT GAY!! REPEAT...I AM NOT GAY!! I have enough sausage, and DO NOT need more!! I don't need new male friends and I'm certainly not looking to hook up with any man!! EVER!! Hello, Ladies. I guess this page wants more information on me, so here goes. I'm a light-hearted gentleman with an open sense of humor and a very accepting perality. I'm currently married, but that will be coming to an end before the years end. Though sex is my main purpose for being on this site (it's Adult Friend Finder, so, um, yeah), I'm also looking for laid back and awesome friends to engage in adult oriented shenanigans from time to time (Let's break out the strip poker, go streaking, or drink beer with some of that girl on girl action while I photobomb!! LOL!! I tend to be the per to hear about the good time and never be a part of it). Good laughs and memories are what I've been missing in my life.

My Ideal Person Looking for a hot and exciting experience and cool friendships. Ladies and straight couples only.

I'm not entirely picky about the type of lady I'm with, physically (thick, thin, short, tall...it's all good, as long as she's well kept and attractive). However, some of my pluses are:
- Thick or bbw (a bit of weight to throw around never hurt anybody)
- Wide hips (guy needs something to hold onto)
- Big legs and/or calves (fit, muscular, or thick, round and meaty)
- Well kept feet
- Large clit and/or labia (my tongue likes to have something to play with)
- Pubic hair does not phase me, as long as its clean (bushy, trimmed, etc)
- Creamers and/or squirters (SUCH a turn on..the wetter the better)
- Sexy, non-judgmental, adventurous, attitude. I like a woman who doesn't mind making it spicy and embraces her sexiness and sexuality (outfits, stockings, heels, panties...show me how sexy you can make it)
- Actually enjoys sex (I want to be enjoyed just as much as I enjoy her (show me what ya got). Not looking for an endless hump-hole.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I have cybersex quite often.

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