Um... I like the sexy times. So far I have done quite a few exciting and disparate things, it's a really great story, maybe we can gloss over it if you are interested. Also, maybe you don't really want to know that much about me and would instead prefer to talk about yourself, that's cool too. Some more general information: I have taken off in more airplanes than I have landed in. I have a background in studio art and art history. I enjoy organic gardening and cooking vegetarian meals. I like hiking, camping, and disc golf. I dislike it when Rachel Maddow is upset, and when puppies make sad faces. I have a handsome and most masculine penis. Truly, it is valiant, slightly curved, and well groomed, just like an average banana. I have no sense of humor. I do not understand sarcasm. I am married. My wife also dates other women. So maybe we could all go on a group date. Now that would be worth experiencing. Ha, I can imagine sitting down to tell the about that one someday. I don't have . "Fuck the police." -- Ice Cube

My Ideal Person So full disclosure, I am already married to my ideal woman; She is awesome and you can meet her if you wish. My wife and I are in an open relationship and are also interested in unicorns.

As for me, I am really just looking for friends with a similar level of maturity and openness to life.

No drama.

If you have a llama, then yes llamas.

Really, if you like animals and being outdoors, then we will probably get along great.

Also, if you enjoy some old E.L. James or Marquis de Sade style rendezvous, then that could be fun too.

So yeah, in summation, I am looking for a funn buddy, or just a buddy, but preferably a friend with benefits because I really enjoy benefits, but friends are nice too.