THEY STOLE MY DILDO!!!
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Posted:Jul 15, 2013 7:00 pm
Last Updated:Sep 12, 2013 9:07 am
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Yes, some a$$-wipe broke into my car while I was in the skating rink last night, and took my purse, MY FAVORITE purse, with my wallet, again FAVORITE wallet...full of worthless CRAP! Cards are all maxed out, folks. Nothing in the debit account. They tried to buy something in Wisconsin (over the phone?) for $250, but it was declined, as I only have $80 in that account!
Now I have everything cancelled and new cards ordered. Got temporary cards from the bank. Luckily I still have my old NOT EXPIRED drivers license with my old address on it, so I can take my time getting a replacement. (Ew! DMV!)
So I was just marveling over how lucky I was that my glasses and notes for were NOT still in my purse, and how I only lost around $80 or 90 in return cards and gift cards...no cash at ALL... when today I realized...
My bag. My overnight bag that I bring with me to meet with my cubs. A super cool old vinyl airline carry-on bag from the 60's that a once gave me. I keep my favorite body wash in it and condoms, my garter belt and stockings (fuck I have to find new ones!) and worst of all... A brand new toy that a cub gave me just a couple weeks ago! Purple and springy and perfect sized for play. (It did kinda smell a little like flowery soap, but I could ignore it)
DAMN!!! Those bastards broke into my filthy 12 year old car, stole a discontinued canvas Brighton bag that I can NEVER replace and they could NEVER sell, my favorite wallet and my travel bag... and they got no cash or credit for their troubles. just some credit at Best Buy ($25), Starbucks and Pier One. ..and someone ELSES dildo! (yuck)
FML
I am never one to say that.. .but I am really REALLY over this today.
*sigh*
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Yes! Happy freaking fourth, my lovelies!
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Posted:Jul 4, 2013 11:05 pm
Last Updated:Sep 12, 2013 9:08 am
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Had a wonderfully mellow morning at home. Cleaned out a couple of piles of odds and ends around the house. I made french toast. It was pretty awful. I mean, it TASTED good, but the slices were too thick, so the edges were still tough, no matter how long I soaked them in the custard mix. (egg, sugar milk, cinnamon...)
Then off to derby practice. Yes enough of us were hard core enough to want to come drill and do paces and sweat out the late afternoon into dusk on the track. Two new girls came, too. It was pretty awesome. I love starting the fresh meat out on the track. Watching it "click" in their heads as they start to "get it"... LOVE it! To share our love of derby! It's like being the one on the camping trip who knows how to build a fire. And the more people I can teach it too, the more likely I will always have a hot meal. lol
We skated for HOURS tonight. Until we practically couldn't see. I am aching, even though we couldnt get through ALL of our usual drills, because we spent so much time teaching boot-lacing and wrist guard strapping and stopping (falling, as safely as possible)
Home to spaghetti and chili with hubby, a hot shower, some Doctor Who and two episodes of Archer... (second season is still working for me). Put my poor old in the quietest room in the house, put a pillow under his head so he would be less likely to feel the vibrations of the fireworks still going off outside, and now to bed.
It was a good day. A really good day. How perfect would it be if I were to wake next to you? Soft, warm skin pressing against mine... *purrrr* It's a nice dream. Maybe sometime... You never know... Every day is Anything-can-happen Day!
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Fut the Whaaaa?
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Posted:Jun 8, 2013 7:09 pm
Last Updated:Oct 21, 2016 1:06 am
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How on earth? For the second time on this site, I have had a ridiculous young man accuse me of being a man. Seriously? I know I am tall. And I am nobody's push-over... but a man? On what planet? Planet Fem-Dom? lol
Am so tired of boys who feel i should fall all over them because they are twenty years younger than I am and/or they have "impressive" genitalia. So what? I can skate 28 laps on a regulation roller derby track in 5 minutes. Are you impressed? Probably not. But if you ever TRIED doing that... you would be impressed. lol
I have 5 more hours to myself. My date was cancelled. And the back-up date fell through. So i am amusing myself on the im here. good lord... the humanity!
Someone save me, please? I need saving. It's like a train wreck. I just can't look away!
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HNW Time for FUN!
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Posted:Jun 5, 2013 5:06 pm
Last Updated:Jun 13, 2013 1:46 am
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My folks finally left. Now to schedule in a little cub time. Met with a new cub last night. Just a public get-to-know-you. Yes. If only I had more time! Thinking about how I will shift everything around to make it happen  I need this now...
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Married Women are HOT! ...But I can't 'cause you're married!
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Posted:Jun 3, 2013 12:51 am
Last Updated:May 2, 2014 1:32 am
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Will someone please tell me why the same men who fall over themselves to get an in-person meeting with me are the FIRST to freak out in their own late night alone time, and declare that they just can't BRING themselves to have anything to do with a married woman.
Did I get married while we were talking? No.
Did I forget to MENTION that I am married? Uh-uh.
Maybe they are afraid of my scary, jealous machete-weilding husb--oh, nope. That isn't it.
My husband KNOWS I date cubs and at the WORST would send nosey sarcastic mail to them if I ever effed up and let an address slip past me (which I NEVER have!)
They couldn't let their roommate or neighbor or best friend find out...
well, I did say "DISCREET" --that implies that I do not actually intend to TELL your neighbor, friend, etc... who I am, that I am married and that we are fucking for two hours every friday afternoon... In reality, i do not ACTUALLY plan on sharing this information with ANY of these people, or half the people I have to deal with in my own life.
The last one went like this...
HIM: So I checked over your blog and all, and while I found nothing wrong with you or anything your profile/blog dictates,
I found myself having to hesitate on even a discreet fling with a married woman (despite the open nature of the marital relationship).
To be perfectly honest, it's a personal ethics thing that would affect me professionally in the long term if I violated it even with permission, and I got reminded of the standard I need to hold myself to late last night something fierce.
Apologies if I wasted your time/got your hopes up, and all the best to you.
MRS: *sigh* This is yet another reason i date younger, less complicated men <3 Happy hunting, -Mrs
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Heeeeere Cubby cubby...where ARE you?
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Posted:May 31, 2013 9:38 pm
Last Updated:Jun 8, 2013 7:11 pm
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Mom has been here visiting for over two weeks,
and I have a few days left before I am again free to look for trouble 
Hubby won't do anything if he suspects my parents are still awake. And mom won't let me leave the house without signing a copy of my daily schedule. lol
On the plus side, we replaced the refrigerator that was freezing all of our produce, and the washing machine no longer barks like a seal... the weeds are cut down to a respectable level in the front garden. The door to the laundry room is no longer parked sideways against the sofa. The dining room table hasn't accumulated any mail, as we are required to clear it avery day to eat dinner. Hubby and I generally picnic on the bed in front of the only large tv we have. (The second, smaller tv is in the guest room.)
I love my mom. She is an awesome person. I miss her terribly when she leaves. Me moping around for a day or so is not unusual when she goes home. We had a scare with her and cancer a few years back. I know better than anyone that you can't take anything for granted. I only wish I didn't have to keep this part of my life from her. My cubs make me so happy, but I don't want her to worry. And worrying is something my mother excels at! It's just the way it goes.
*le sigh*
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Dearest cubby, please find a way to FUCK me in the next 24 hrs!
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Posted:May 29, 2013 12:05 am
Last Updated:Oct 8, 2016 12:03 am
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What a day  Derby practice day! Yay! ...usually 
I was planning on meeting up w "Leonard" this afternoon before practice. But had received a call form a , and being completely FLAT broke, I had to jump at the op to help them plan out their new house. Measure walls, furniture, make room plans... A good project; good money. But guess what time? YEP! I texted Leonard. He had the typical (annoying) response of:
"It's cool. Next time."
Um, NOOOO! (I say in my head) It is NOT cool! I am dying here! I have been thinking about this all night and all morning. I have soaked panties to prove it! Grrrrrr...
Me: Okay. But soon! Tomorrow early afternoon?
Leonard: I have a work thing.
Me: ... ... ... (counting in my head from 100 backwards) Ok, sugar.
Same ol' Leonard. The reason I stopped trying to work anything out with him. He just didn't seem to WANT to badly enough. I mean, when he was present, he was REALLY into it. But it seemed when I was out of sight...out of mind.
Then practice got screwed up when the hockey league accidentally double booked our space w another derby team... one whose "representative" didn't go to charm school, and seems to think all other human beings are either lackeys or combatants. What the fuck ever... You are WELCOME for sweeping all the wind-and-gardener-blown rubbish off the track for you, before we skated.
The hockey league apologized for their scheduling error, and I know it was an honest mistake. Since the other derby team had been practicing here for a year before we did, and whole lot of juniors were already there tonight to skate... we decided to be the adults, and allow them to practice as Hockey requested.
We did the rest of our practice as an off-skate in the park. I hate that being reasonable and respecting the Hockey league would likely be mistaken as concession to these PUSHY, RUDE, ARROGANT individuals with an overgrown sense of entitlement.
So, overall disappointing day; though I did work a little /:
I just wanna beat down on some cunty douchebag skater, and then fuck some pretty cub's brains out. Make it happen, sugar... either one will do
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CAR SEX and One night stands...
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Posted:May 26, 2013 11:03 pm
Last Updated:Mar 7, 2015 11:08 pm
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A cub I know (and frankly, had all but given up on because he was SUCH a workaholic that he could never make time to have SEX,) had texted me out of the blue. He had broken his hand at work and had been off for disability. Well, the cast was off, he was now in a splint... and feeling much better...and not NEARLY so busy working...
However, his roommates were being a pain in the ass about house guests. I was just off derby practice, showered and ready to go to the rink to meet new recruits for two hours. would i like to go "hang out or whatever" Would I? Oh, hells yeah! So asked my co-captain to train the new girls for me (feeling a little overdone) and meet my cub at the park.
A steamy make-out session led to a steamier feelie session in my car, parked on a darkened street. I have a rule about being undressed in my car. I dont do it. Of course if HE wants to strip naked in my car, that is another story! lol
[As I am sure I have mentioned, I don't fuck in cars. I do not wish to be caught... especially with some noticeably younger man. I am not comfortable around police in the best of circumstances, and I don't want any trouble]
We had some fun. It was close to what I needed. He is a naughty and gifted young man... 
We shall call him Leonard. His name is not Leonard, but he reminds me so much of the character from BIG BANG THEORY, that I referred to him as such until the point where I decided I should probably ASK him his name... about the third time that I came over his house and we fucked like crazed weasels....
Leonard was unusual for me. Not in how he looked or acted... shy, awkward, curly messy hair and glasses... comic book hero tee shirt... but unusual in the manner in which we met. Leonard was a one night stand. (originally)
My gf spotted him while we were in a favorite bar. He came in with a bunch of kind of hipster-looking guys. She was excellent at spotting my type. I waited until he was returning to his friends from the bathroom, right by my seat at the bar.... I extended my legs across the walkway, effectively barring his path.
"Oh, excuse me," I didn't attempt to move.
The drink-buying and extremely awkward flirting (on his part) came to the conclusion that I intended. The three of us left. My gf sat in the car (she was barely dressed and it was quite cold out at this point.) and Leonard and I made out against the side of my vehicle. We established that he lived nearby, and we could go there... I dropped my gf safely off at home and promised to update her that I too was safe.
It was wonderful.... smoking hot... he was a beast once i got him undressed (my favorite part--almost ritualistic) Hours of play ended with a sleeping Leonard in the dark room... He knew nothing about me; not a name, a number a place he might see me... nothing. I giggled as I dressed swiftly in the dark and slipped out.
The next day was derby practice. It was great, as usual... but I had decided I wanted to see that Leonard again... I decided to drive by his house to show my gf (also a teammate) where I was the night before. There were a lot of male voices. I knew he had multiple roommates. And apparently they were watching a football game. I wrote a note from "the derby girl last night" and slipped in the crack of the door, then i sprinted (lurched, my gf insists) to my car, jumped in, and... nothing. It wouldn't start. It seemed that I was out of gas... right outside of my one nighter... fuck! lol
We waited, mortified that someone would come out, for half an hour until AAA came and brought me a gallon of gas. Thankfully their driveway was too narrow for the truck, so they stopped PAST us on the street, beyond the house... I signed for the service and drove off as quickly as I could, laughing all the way.
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MOM IS STILL HERE...and two weeks to go
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Posted:May 22, 2013 10:00 pm
Last Updated:Jun 8, 2013 10:31 pm
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So... day 6 with the folks here. I haven't had sex since the night before they arrived. Even hubby must be getting close to really wanting some... lol
I have had to masturbate in the shower, or when hubby is in the shower late at night (the water covers the noise from my Panasonic--this is beyond battery-powered needs)
I have had a headache every single morning; a migraine twice. Trying to work out as much of this stress at derby practice as possible. Have to thank my girls for a really terrific (and brutal) workout on tuesday. Wish i could get even two off leash hours with a cub... *sigh*
But none of my locals are available on the short notice I have been getting. Who am I kidding? None of my locals are ever available when I need them! lol Okay, ALMOST never. I did get in a bit of fun before the folks arrived. Someone who has been very patient with me and my ever-changing schedule. (Thanks for sticking with it, sugar. That sure was a good time! And a very interesting discussion on couples play, as well. Still entertaining the idea... )
Just need to sneak off in the bushes with some hot n ready young buck... mmmm... nice dream! Haha!
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Mom Comes to Stay... for THREE WEEKS! Part One
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Posted:May 17, 2013 10:14 pm
Last Updated:Jun 8, 2013 7:13 pm
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So, completed day one of my mother and step father coming to visit. Twenty more to go! lol
Mom and I had a nice morning together: Pasadena Showcase house tour, a ladies' lunch and shopping the showcase boutique. Mom bought me a beautiful pair of earrings for my birthday (a bit early). Then dinner for four at the Souplatation w my hubby and step dad.
I can't TELL you how freaked out I am about not being able to see any of my cubs for the rest of this month... It isn't like I actually GET to see any of them with any kind of frequency anyway; but the fact that it will be NIGH IMPOSSIBLE to pull off while the folks are here is sooooo depressing!
I mean, I try to move stuff around... reschedule stuff... slip out for a couple hours in the middle of the day to try to meet up with one of the lovely boys I chat with online. Just to enjoy some face time. But usually it winds up me almost leaving the house, when the last-minute message comes in that "something came up." Something? Something like
...a huge wave of fear?
...an impenetrable wall of "holy fuck why did i say i was a Nasa engineer"?
or maybe just an unsurmountable pile of "now that i jerked off to your pics until i am exhausted, I am not so motivated to show up"? Yeah, probably that one. lol
Oh well... when you are attracted to shy young men, you accept the fact that they often can't screw up the courage to ring the doorbell. RIght?
*le sigh*
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Once Upon a Disturbance...
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Posted:May 14, 2013 9:41 pm
Last Updated:Jun 8, 2013 7:14 pm
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Was a most excellent practice today! The girls and I did a lot of blocking (hitting) and stopping (falling)drills.
We were temporarily interrupted by a bunch of prepubescent boys who wanted to skateboard on our rink.
NO. It is ours. We rent it. We can't have you here in our way, being a distraction, and potentially getting injured as none of you are old enough to sign liability waivers. SCRAM! I was pretty nice about it. Cantankerous was not as nice...lol She threw the uppity little twerp's deck over the wall when he wouldn't vacate. He tried to say she grabbed him. Bratty 's mom called the cops.
No report filed. He said/she said. We have a right to be here. Private property. They do not. The mom wanted Cantankerous to apologize for laying a hand on her . She refused as she did not ever do so. She did apologize for throwing the board, however.
Kinda funny cause the last two songs on our track played were Dead Kenedys POLICE TRUCK and KE$HAS Canibal (I eat boys)
Sometimes things arent what you expect. First time in a LONG time that I had a police experience that I won't have nightmares over! Ha ha some of the boys came around to the side of the fence and APOLOGIZED for their friends behavior! lol
That ADSD bratty little bastard has no idea how lucky he was that there were adults around for witnesses. We gals don't take shit from anyone... not even ten year old boys... He better never meet with his karma in a dark alley some night... Grrrrr
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So, I met this cub once....
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Posted:May 13, 2013 6:03 pm
Last Updated:Apr 15, 2014 1:21 am
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We met in one of my favorite spots. Talked a long while about (what else?) roller derby.Besides the fact that I simply love everything about it, few people are at all familiar with the sport, so there is always a lot of explaining and clarifying to do!
He was very attractive, clean, polite. Looked me in the eyes as he spoke. Smiled often. Lean and leggy (a favorite type)... I would have been tempted to run off with him right then, if i didnt have derby practice.
We went for a walk in the overly hot weather. after cutting through a few underground lots, we decided it would be nicer in the car w the a/c on .Wanst long before we were kissing. So nice... Sweet... and hungry! A hand cupped the back of my head... one of mine drifted up his long denim-coverd thigh. Oh my! Someone was happy to see me...hehe
I have a no-car-sex policy. I do not wish to be stopped by the authorities while in a state of undress. It is not in my mind appropriate for a married woman to be seen in this manner. Do what you like, of course; that is just how I feel. But that does NOT apply to the state of undress of cubs! I am fine with being questioned about a hot, hung cutie... half my age and on display in my vehicle...or his. That is his choice.
Had a little fun and then had to dash off to derby practice, grin on my face. Was planning to try to see him the next day. But no message came. Not that day.
The next day I got a message. Appologized for flaking out and not contacting me, but he had had a long conversation that night with his ex. The one he had dated for five years, and had broke up with in December because they had sex about once a month... A long talk that ended in a decision to try and "rekindle [their] relationship. I'm not gonna continue with VisionPersonals.com, I still love the girl and I've wanted to give it another go for a while now. I'm sorry again. You're really nice and sweet and I wish you lot of happiness in the future (smiley) "
Why on earth?
I will never understand people.
If you have been thinking about getting back together with your ex...(good luck with that!) why do you instead, go on a date w a married cougar? Now if the idea is to keep both, and all parties agree... that is another story!
*rolling eyes*
Back to the drawing board!
Note to self: JUST like that one, but completely different, okay?
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