VisionPersonals.com "Experts" After a Week
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Posted:Sep 19, 2012 9:09 pm
Last Updated:Sep 20, 2012 8:54 am
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Why Do the Most Rude and Ignorant Messages Seem to Come From “Experts” Who Have Been Members for a Whole Week?
Somewhere on this site there should be a collection of the most idiotic messages received by members. They come in several flavors.
~There's the ubiquitous "Wanna fuk?" This is the idiot who can't spell a four-letter word or write a coherent sentence, but has convinced himself that this site is littered with women just waiting by their computers for a horny man to come along.
~That's followed closely by "Wanna chat?" Slightly more effectively socialized, these men believe that women on this site are desperate to interact with complete strangers when they beckon.
~Then there's "Nice tits." Great conversation starter. I suspect they see a pair of hooters and all the blood rushes to the little head. They're one step shy of those who post a long description of what they WANT with no indication of what they have to OFFER.
But the most ludicrous seem to be those who have been on the site for an entire week and get ticked off if a woman doesn't run right into their arms at the first email message. I can't tell you how many times these self-proclaimed experts have informed me that I need to be on another site. Apparently after a whole week they've decided they own the site.
Today I received a message that just takes the cake. Or maybe I'm just feeling bitchier than usual. But this interaction left me so dumbfounded that I felt the need to share. What follows is the text of our exchange, it its entirety, with the screen name eliminated to protect the idiotic and my comments appended.
His first contact:
> > Sender:
> > To: SatinMagic1
> > Date: Sep 16, 2012 10:10 AM EDT
> >
> > Hi, I'm Michael and I'm in Sarasota, still married but living alone now. I thought I should take a shot and write to you. I still need to be fairly discreet. I'm free to come and go as I want to and the marriage is in a pretty rocky phase anyway. I'm world travelled many times over, well educated, very successful, an in shape foodie, a writer, businessman and an artist. I have not met anyone yet. Maybe I'm looking for someone just like you!! I'm the real deal and I'll always let nature take its course. Tell me more about yourself, or ask me anything. I hope you write. Oh and I'm Jewish too. Michael
 Did you READ the profile? 
Did you notice the part that says, "OK, for those who don't read much I'll start with If you want to send me a message, be sure you include some actual information AND ***A PICTURE.***"  How many ways can I say  
If your "marriage is in a pretty rocky phase anyway," why on earth would I want to get in the middle of your family drama? 
 doesn't quite jive with "still need to be fairly discreet," does it?   
“I have not met anyone yet.” This entire exchange makes it pretty damn clear why.
“I’ll always let nature take its course.” Don’t you ever get tired of the “let nature take its course” “see where it goes from there” BS? Why not be honest? “My goal is sex, but I may be persuaded to spend a few minutes having a conversation with you first.”
The profile's generic intro, comprised of a laundry list of what HE wants, is no longer than the attached ever-popular legal disclaimer. Neither the message nor the profile contained a photo.
"Ask me anything." The next message shows how clearly that is NOT true.----------------------------------------------------------
> Sender: SatinMagic1
> To:
> Date: Sep 18, 2012 9:24 pm PST
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> Hi Michael,
>
> What do you look like? It's hard to carry on a conversation with a man without a face.
>
I thought my reply was pretty polite and low-key. 
He apparently disagreed.
> > ---------------------------------------------------
Sep 19, 2012 9:53 AM EDT
I know. If you know then why didn’t you man up and do something about it in the first message?BTW where is your face? Gotta love a man who demands that a woman provide first.I see you have been a member since 2007. Really? I'm impressed. What’s to be impressed about? I liked it here, so I stayed around.
How many people do you have to go through to find what you say you want? I don’t know; how many people do you assume I’ve “gone through?” Are you asking how many people I saw before I found any I liked?
Is it that bad on this site? Looks that way to me. You’ve come to that conclusion after being here a whole WEEK? How did you think this process was going to work?You know Einstein's definition of insanity? Yes, I do. Look it up. Why would I bother?
I think I'll move on to higher ground. I sincerely hope you find it soon. You should certainly not aspire to lower ground. What is the “it” you hope I find?
C ya and GL in your search. Thank you.
Hope you find it before you get too old. How old is “too old?”BTW, very nice tits. Thank you. I’m glad you think so.They're real aren't they? Do you know the difference? You are quite presumptuous in your belief that you know me well enough to ask such a question after one message exchange. But yes, they are. All of me is real, unlike you, who initially attempted to imply that you were an interesting and thoughtful human being.
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