You know you're in Minnesota when...
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Posted:Dec 25, 2015 12:27 pm
Last Updated:Apr 28, 2024 9:41 pm
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1) 30 degrees in December is a heatwave
2) Nightly news is lead with cows escaping a pen
3) People consider leaving the lights on kinky sex
4) You get a more enthusiastic greeting in the sex shop then in the Disney Store
Honestly I'm a little bummed it's not colder, considering I packed my nipple-proof sweaters 
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Happy Holidays
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Posted:Dec 23, 2015 3:46 pm
Last Updated:Dec 25, 2015 12:27 pm
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As I prepare to be the good domestic (Off to MN to celebrate with my family). Theb flying out to St. Lucia this weekend with my friend for some clothing-optional fun.
Have a great holiday all...
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Party Swag
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Posted:Dec 22, 2015 6:23 pm
Last Updated:Apr 28, 2024 9:41 pm
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Best part of the season is the swag:
From my managing partner: A rolex
From my work secret santa: A bottle of Patron
From one of my vendors: A case of LI wines
From my naughty party grab bag: A studded leather flogger
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Tit fucking
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Posted:Dec 14, 2015 8:19 pm
Last Updated:Dec 22, 2015 6:18 pm
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A discussion I had with a fellow busty girlfriend the other day. What is the proper size cock to really enjoy a tit fucking. I'm a DD, and my bf is 7", and the tip of his cock barely peeks out of my cleavage. On the other hand the other night we played with a 11" BBC and it felt good to fuck my mouth.
Just random thoughts
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Domestic Prison
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Posted:Dec 2, 2015 7:45 pm
Last Updated:Dec 7, 2015 9:53 am
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This holiday was murder on me. My soon-to-be-ex and I hosted Thanksgiving, and with most of my family back in the heartland, I was surrounded by people I can't stand, all dressed up like the perfect housewife. After three days of cooking, preparing and cleaning, I needed a break. Went solo to a music club to dance and drink and forget about life. While nestled up to the bar, a random guy came up to me and hit on me, nothing I haven't dealt with before. Eventually I felt a hand work its way up my leg. Instead of reacting negatively, I grabbed his hand and guided it to my pussy. 10 minutes later I had my legs around his back getting my brains fucked out on a dumpster.
I left to my car with runny makeup, a broken shoe, no panties-and it was the best I felt all weekend.....
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Morons!
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Posted:Nov 30, 2015 5:29 pm
Last Updated:Dec 3, 2015 11:36 am
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I hate ranting on emails, but I got an email from a 23 yo, who says "I know you're only interested in older men, but I have an old soul..."
Sorry junior, I'm not fucking a cock that has pubes that haven't celebrated their bar mitzvah...........
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Hopeless emails
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Posted:Nov 25, 2015 3:21 pm
Last Updated:Nov 29, 2015 9:17 am
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It never ceases to amaze me how moronic 99.9% of my gentleman callers are. Do they read my profile? Do they read the blog? Does the below moron know what sexual liberation means? I don't need anyone to tell me when, who or where to fuck. If I choose to be a slut one night, it's because it's my decision, not some parading me around........
If you were my girl, I'd let everyone try you out, from the pizza delivery boy to groups of lonely, old truck drivers. I'd keep you posted on craigslist like a pretty little piece of fuck furniture.
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Shades of black
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Posted:Nov 12, 2015 7:45 pm
Last Updated:Jan 31, 2016 11:25 am
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Just went darker, what do you think?
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Tattoos
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Posted:Nov 12, 2015 4:50 pm
Last Updated:Nov 13, 2015 10:07 am
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What's everyone's take on tattoos? I got the rose over my breast when I was 22 on a drunken dare, but now my friend and I are mulling getting them together. Here are some of the odd ones in my travels:
Once had a threeway and when the woman's pants came off a tattooed smiley face was risht there around her clit
A guy once had "excelsior" tattooed on his cock
A guy once had bloody bullet holes tattooed on his back
A woman had the names of her tattooed on her boobs
A guy had "Jesus Loves You on his cock", just what I wanted to see when about to go down on him.
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Saturday play
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Posted:Nov 8, 2015 5:05 am
Last Updated:Dec 16, 2015 7:18 pm
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Nothing like some vigorous FFM action to shake off the cobweb
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Trick or treat
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Posted:Oct 31, 2015 8:13 am
Last Updated:Nov 29, 2015 9:18 am
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Give me something good to eat!
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Just a whole bunch of crap
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Posted:Oct 26, 2015 8:19 pm
Last Updated:Nov 11, 2015 8:22 pm
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Previously I had one pet peeve on here, email morons. They come basically in two types
-Ones who do not take the time to read the profile, and slam me with emails even though they are 20, they live in Jersey.......
-Ones who send me the EXACT SAME lame pickup line several times, even though I've never responded.
On occasion, I will respond, basically asking what part of my profile didn't you get. The other day I send a slightly grumpy email to this 22-year old, and he proceeded to craft a winning email about why would I talk shit to him when he has more money than I ever will make, and he proceeded to send me a pic of him jerking off on a load of hundreds in a Mercedes.
Now, I politely asked him if his dad knew he was jerking off in his car, then reported him to the VisionPersonals.com police
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Halloween Confusion
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Posted:Oct 23, 2015 3:41 pm
Last Updated:Nov 6, 2015 7:16 pm
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Ok, this one is one me for thinking I can pull off two different versions of the same costume for my G-rated and my XXXXX-rated Halloween. For the whole parties, trick or treating, I am going as a perfectly acceptable version of Snow White, complete.
For my party tomorrow night, ole Ms. White will be wearing 4-inch stilettos, a bustier 2 sizes to small, and a studded collar.
However in my rush to get my boys to their school party, I nearly dressed up in the "Fuck me in the ass, Prince" costume.
Pretty sure that would have gotten me banned from the PTA....
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