Curse you VisionPersonals.com
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Posted:Dec 3, 2013 6:33 pm
Last Updated:Dec 3, 2013 9:02 pm
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Only VisionPersonals.com can gift you a gold membership then take it away........
I don't like paying for anything!!
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Horny lady stare-down
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Posted:Dec 2, 2013 7:48 pm
Last Updated:Dec 3, 2013 3:34 pm
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What do two over-sexed professional ladies discuss during lunch? My friend and I discussed public sex and who has been the most daring:
Me: Park, beach, cabanna, pickup truck, zoo, yacht, fitting room, museum, LIRR 
Her: Sex shop, plane (not the bathroom), alley, cooking class, parking lot at Disney
So who wins, my loyal pervs?
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The perfect Chanukah present
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Posted:Dec 2, 2013 7:24 pm
Last Updated:Dec 16, 2013 8:36 pm
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What does a good shiksha girl get her friend for Chanukah?
1) She spends a whole day playing hooky from work getting made up like a porn star
2) She rents four pro-quality video camera
3) Her friend meets her at the motel to find that he's starring in his own porno.
4) She hides in her office for a day editing six (!) hours of footage.
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Happy Thanksgiving
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Posted:Nov 27, 2013 8:24 pm
Last Updated:Dec 2, 2013 7:12 pm
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Apparently the turkey isn't the only one getting stuffed this holiday>>!
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Broken Pipes and Hearts
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Posted:Nov 26, 2013 9:00 pm
Last Updated:Nov 27, 2013 8:12 pm
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Ever have a fantasy and just kick yourself for not indulging it? I have a handyman on call for lots of little things when the hubby is traveling. Each time I marvel at his ass or his abs. Yesterday after dutifully cleaning my dryer vent, I offered him water and the sight of me in my robe. We flirted for a while and I noticed I wasn't trying to keep my boobs in my robe. Right there in the kitchen I went down on his rather magnificent cock. I gave him the joy of jerking off on my boobs, but no sex just yet.
It's getting hard juggling such a magnificent roster of men
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Gym hookups
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Posted:Nov 20, 2013 7:58 am
Last Updated:Nov 20, 2013 8:21 pm
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Ok when a girl is wound up, and no fleshy outlet is available, what does she do? This girl hits the gym. Now I see tons of women who are there to hookup, me with my ponytail, sweatpants and baggy top-I'm there to work. Except afterwards I got some déjà vue, and realized one of the trainers was someone I had exchanged some emails with.
After chatting for 30 mins over water, he asked if I was in the mood o play-HELL YES!
As a slightly bigger gal, I love when a guy can pick me up and I can ride him
I also love a guy who's big enough that he can toss me with his hips when I ride him, and I can stay on his cock.
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It's a touch nipplly out
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Posted:Nov 19, 2013 3:28 pm
Last Updated:Nov 19, 2013 9:14 pm
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What does a girl do when she gets to work and notices her nipples poking through her bra, dress shirt and sweater?
She cancels her first meetings of the day-thank god for the USB vibes
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When the cat's away....
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Posted:Nov 16, 2013 4:30 pm
Last Updated:Nov 19, 2013 3:24 pm
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Agh, work and family have conspired to keep me from playing far too long. My friend has been supportive, but the thought of the delicious things he does to me has been torture........
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Corrupter/Enlightener
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Posted:Oct 19, 2013 10:11 pm
Last Updated:Oct 26, 2013 10:00 pm
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A friend of mine came to me a while ago with concerns about her vanilla sex life. Now unlike me, she had no interest whatsoever in straying, he just wanted to expose her hubby to new stuff and hopefully open his eyes. Over time they learned to shop together at a sex shop, go to a club together, among other things. About two weeks ago she asked me if I would be open to joining them in a threesome. Not really knowing her husband outside of regular LI social interactions (parties, soccer games...) I had a couple of dinners to gauge my comfort and theirs.
Let's just say I created a monster 
The ladies took turns with a strap on, DP-ing the other while she was on the husband
She reacted very favorably to my oral skills...as did he
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It feels good
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Posted:Oct 13, 2013 4:06 pm
Last Updated:Oct 16, 2013 6:56 pm
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Waking up, every muscle sore, every orafice swollen. Especially good waking up in a bed with another couple. Lordy, I love this mid-life stage!
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The taste
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Posted:Oct 5, 2013 9:59 pm
Last Updated:Oct 26, 2013 10:01 pm
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For years I never appreciated how much I loved sucking cock. The anticipation of running my hand along his crotch, unwrapping the present. the warm, salty sensation when I first put my tongue on his cock. The feeling of my tongue on every vein. Feeling his cock down my throat. The sensation of warm cum running down my face. The look of elation on his face.....
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The PTA mafia
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Posted:Oct 2, 2013 5:08 pm
Last Updated:Oct 5, 2013 9:54 pm
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It's always hard transitioning from a weekend of fun to the more mundane mom-stuff, but this time of year it means open house at school and PTA recruitment.
-These women all dress alike, same yoga pants, same sweatshirt, same sneakers
-among other things I do work 50-60 hours a week, I don't have time for the cookie committee
-I don't know what they are more threatened by, that I'm a lawyer or I could have their husbands in the sack in a heartbeat 
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