A boy and a girl
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Posted:Sep 21, 2014 4:03 pm
Last Updated:Dec 24, 2014 5:41 pm
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A boy 'n a girl were playing together. The boy had a collection of marbles. The girl had some sweets with her.
The boy told the girl that he will give her all his marbles in exchange for her sweets. The girl agreed.
The boy kept the biggest 'n the most beautiful marble aside 'n gave the rest to the girl. The girl gave him all her sweets as she had promised.
That night, the girl slept peacefully. But the boy couldn’t sleep as he kept wondering if the girl had hidden some sweets from him the way he had hidden his best marble.
Moral:
If you don’t give your hundred percent in a relationship, you’ll always keep doubting if the other person has given his/her hundred percent.
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Self praise
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Posted:Sep 9, 2014 9:25 pm
Last Updated:Sep 13, 2014 5:24 pm
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Well for all those looking for something adult in nature, just pass this one on. This post is entirely for my own reward and self praise.
Since my surgery at the end of July, other than the first week I laid in bed because I had too, I have tried very hard to fend for myself. Trust me those around me are Not caretakers and dont even pretend to be. Truthfully I have tried hard not to be a burden on anyone. That being said I have also probably done far too much and possibly even slowed down my healing process.
Back when I was 10 years old, I managed to teach myself to make one pot wonders and feed three teens for a year because mom had broken her foot twice in one year preventing her from taking care of us. I managed okay but never felt I could really cook.
In my down time I once more out of necessity picked up the torch and got in the kitchen. I had mastered my own spaghetti sauce that the family has bragged about for some time now. I even admitted I was a one hit wonder. Well I still cook that mean spaghetti but you can eat that every day!
Steadily I have progressed to more difficult challenges. Most would probably say otherwise as I try to stick to simple easy meals that I can do in less than two hours. For a person that is NOT a cook or chef and can seem never to follow a recipe without modifying it I am very proud of what I have accomplished!
I still face challenges mostly with seasoning. I have that 12 years old that refuses to eat pretty much anything. Ive even managed to cook where he will eat much of what I fix. I have even stepped away from the one pot wonders and taken to both oven and stovetop meals. I have posted some photos of our tonights supper that came out as one of my best tasting meals yet!
For many of you this has no interest but I dont care. I have even amazed my wifes mom with my skills in the kitchen. Since my wifes sister passed away one week exactly after my surgery, I have been doing the cooking for two households. Quite well I might add and have spoiled quite a few people. My wife I think will regret my going back to work as all the extra work I do around here wont be getting done. In the meantime, I will take what I have taught myself and keep trying to improve upon my skills. Too bad you cant taste just how damn good the food in these photos taste. I really did an amazing job for a guy that isnt a cook!
Have fun all. Until next time...
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This too shall pass
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Posted:Sep 2, 2014 2:57 pm
Last Updated:Sep 4, 2014 8:53 pm
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Thank goodness this all shall pass in It's own time. I try to stay positive but for whatever reason today I have just been cranky. The wife took my car (bucause I had an almost full tank of gas) and left me for a car on empty. Not that big of a deal most of the time but I just filled my damn car up at $60. Because others have been driving it NOT filling it back up again. I refuse to let it go empty. I always fill from 1/2. Still takes $30-$40 from there most of the time. Call me crazy. I know I'm not saving any money by filling up at half a tank. But.... $30 sure is easier on the wallet than $60-$70 at a pop.
As for her car I had to fill hers up (only $40) just so I could pick the up from school. So now I'm already broke for the week and had to spend $100 on gas that I won't be using! So it ticked me off today.
I think that was reall the straw that broke. I t go I the real reason fory grumpiness is I'm so tired of this non stop dull to moderate pain in my foot and leg healing from surgery. I Know it is healing but it's so slow. I also have that fear of it not being ready by the time I have to go back to work of loose my income.
Then homework with the and I??????? This will be fun. He's ME at that age of defiance and I'm grumpy old man that doesn't out up with crap. Lol
Have a great day all.
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Truth
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Posted:Aug 27, 2014 10:12 am
Last Updated:Sep 1, 2014 4:55 pm
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I know a few ladies that will agree wth this one. 
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Food for Thought
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Posted:Aug 25, 2014 8:11 am
Last Updated:Sep 2, 2014 7:07 am
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“A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more. The man said, "Men obviously enjoy sex more than women. Why do you think we're so obsessed with getting laid?" "That doesn't prove anything," the woman countered. "Think about this: when your ear itches and you stick your little finger in it, wiggle it around, and then pull it out, which feels better—your ear or your finger?”
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Now based upon this argument, Id have to say that the female makes a good argument about the woman enjoying sex more than a man does. What she countered with is something I never thought of before but makes great sense.
So who in your relationship enjoys sex more. Male or Female?
For me personally I enjoy sex but my real pleasure comes from my partner. How she responds and reacts either takes away or adds t my experience. The more pleasure she receives is directly proportionate to my pleasure. How about for you?
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Politics
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Posted:Aug 24, 2014 8:31 am
Last Updated:Sep 1, 2014 4:52 pm
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A small boy asks his Dad, "Daddy, what is politics?" Dad says, "Well , let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Your mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense." So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. The little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father having sex with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good, , tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in Deep Shit.”
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Need a break
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Posted:Aug 20, 2014 3:08 pm
Last Updated:Sep 3, 2014 12:42 pm
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Well it seems we want ever get a break. I trust the God of my understanding has carried us to this place and I trust He will see us through it. I'm currently on disability thanks to my foot surgery and won't be working for a while. That also means I have to stop doing as much around the house too! I was completely out of commission for just less than two weeks. The. I started helping out any way I can. However, that means I have been walking baby steps when I'm not supposed too. I have t really done any damage but did get fussed at from my Dr on my visit today. She did give me some compression socks and a different type of brace hoping to reduce the swelling in the foot. And I have to ease up on the walking too....
Got a call from both my so and wife..... Seems I had to make a Dr appointment for our because he's complaining of back pain for two weeks and now his knee hurts she. He tries to run in PE. I think the big is just trying to get out of exercising. Well I make the arrangements and his Paw takes him. Turns out his Dr is now having my boy tested for scoliosis!!!!!
The wife calls when all this takes place and I get another ear chewing. With me being so limited as to how much I can help and what I can help with she's pissed. Financially I don't know of we will ever get ahead. We are still paying for our sons prior if medical bills from a few months ago and now I have my own with shorted paychecks. She is having to work extra everywhere on overload and is about to loose her mind.
So I ask again. When will our break come? We. Retail oy have earned one. Not real sure what life lessons we are to learn from all this......
Sorry to vent. Just needed to let it out a bit. Hope all of you are having a great day.
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Morning Wake Me Up
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Posted:Aug 20, 2014 5:09 am
Last Updated:Sep 3, 2014 12:42 pm
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A family is at the dinner table. The asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, , a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and . The asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.”
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Not that I'm in total agreement with this but it made me laugh all the same. Good Morning VisionPersonals.com. Hope I've put a smile on your face for the day.
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A simple Question
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Posted:Aug 20, 2014 5:01 am
Last Updated:Sep 1, 2014 4:58 pm
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What gets longer when pulled, fits between breasts, inserts neatly in a hole, and works best when jerked?
hmmmmmmmm
A Seatbelt!
And I'm betting you were thinking something else weren't you? 
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Good Morning
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Posted:Aug 19, 2014 4:10 am
Last Updated:Aug 25, 2014 8:12 am
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Well here it is another early morning and I've been up for a while now. Seems not working has thrown my bodies sleep patterns off a bit. Last night was a ruin night for sleeping. I can only. Lame myself for that one. I was trying to help the wife build some book shelves for her classroom and when we were done I tried to stand up from sitting on the floor. Well needless to say I should have asked for help. I managed to puth foot in an awkward straining position and spent much of the night in pain. So today I will try my best to rest and hope I didn't do any real damage. I am enjoying the time off from work but at the same time I like working and miss my routine and feeling Productive.
On the positive side, I am able to do more tasks. Is. I'm able to get in the kitchen and cook again and do laundry. So at least I'm. Not completely helpless now.
Have a great Tuesday everyone.
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In the Tub
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Posted:Aug 18, 2014 4:44 am
Last Updated:Apr 16, 2024 12:42 am
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A blonde heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk.
When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake.
He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door
to clarify the point.
The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 15 gallons or 1.5 gallons?"
The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath."
The milkman replied, "Oh, OK. Pasteurized?"
The blonde said, "No. Just up to my boobs."
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Phone Call to the Hospital
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Posted:Aug 17, 2014 6:43 pm
Last Updated:Sep 4, 2014 11:46 pm
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A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist if there is anybody in room 27.
She goes and checks, and comes back to the phone, telling him," No, the room is empty".
"Good," says the man. "That means I must have really escaped."
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