12 FUCKING ON A NUDE BEACH
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Posted:Aug 20, 2020 9:00 pm
Last Updated:May 23, 2024 9:24 am
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OUR CURSED BEACH AT MAUII. PARTY OF
OUR CURSED BEACH AT MAUII. PARTY OF
AFTER LUNCH, WE HAD A FREE AFTERNOON. ALREADY HAD DONE WHALE WATCHING, VOLCANO TOUR, DOLE AND C&h PLNTSS,
SHOPPING ON NORTH SHORE, LOU RAWLS PRIVATE CONCERT, (300). THIS WAS A FREE WEEK. 0 OF US WON THE CONTEST AND A PARTNER WAS REQUIRED.
THIS YOUNG COUPLE INVITED FOUR OTHER COUPLES LUNCH. IN THEIR 20'S AND 3O.'S, I WAS OLDEST AT 35., THEY CONVINCED US GO HIKING
AND PROMISED A SPECIAL SURPRISE.
THEY TOLD US WE WOULD NEED A BEACH TOWEL. THEY TOOK US TO A FINE BEACH SHACK FULL WITH FOOD AND DRINK. THEY SAID IT WAS
THEM. THEY TOLD US LATER THEY WERE THEIR SECOND HONEYMOON AND THE BEACH SHACK WAS A GIFT FROM THEIR PARENTS WHO WERE
NUDISTS TOO. THEY ASKED US TO RELAX ON THE PORCH WHILE THEY GOT SPECIAL DRINKS. THEY CAME OUT IN A FEW MINUTES BOTH NUDE. SHE WAS BUILT
AS FINE AS I EVER HAD SEEN AND I WAS READY FOR HIM TOFUCK MY MOUTH AND BUTTHOLE IN FRONT OF EVERYONE. LOOKED OVER MY SHOULD TO
SEE A SIGN. NUDE BEACH. THE NEXT FOUR HOURS WERE IN A PERSON ORGY. THE HOST SAID IN YOUR FIRST ORGY ON THIS BEACN, IT WAS
BAD LUCK REFUSE ANY SEX ANYONE THAT WANTED. IT WAS KNOWN AS THE CURSE AT MAUII. THE MONTH BEFORE, A DRUNK TOURIST ON THE
IN THE RITZ HOTEL, REFUSED SEX AT THE BEACH HOUSE, WAS ON THE 8 FLOOR BALCONY, FELL OFF AND LIVED. HE FELL ON BEACH CHAIRS PILED 10 FEET HIGH.
NOT WANTING TO ANGER THE GODS, WE HAD 4 HOURS OF RAW SEX IN THE BEST ORGY YOU COULD IMAGINE. i JUST SAT AND EAT OFF WHILE MY WIFE HAD
HUGE BONEERS IN HER MOUTH, BUTTHOLE AND PUSSY. WHEN THE BOYS FINISHED THEIR CUM DUMP AND SHE TOOK A SHOWER IN FRONT OF US
WHILE MASTURBATING, SHE HAD A MILLION DOLLAR SMILE. LATER, SHE INTRODUCED FOUR OF THE NAKED HARDBODY STUDS. SHE TOLD THEM I WAS
THEIR SEX SLAVE AND TO GET BUSY. BONERS IN MY MOUTH, BUTTHOLE AND IN BOTH HANDS. SWALLOWED ALL THE CUM AND TOLD MY WIFE TO GET READY
FOR OUR NEXT VACATION NEXT YEAR. WANT TO GUESS?,
DO YOU KNOW MY BUDDY LEE, HE IS MY HERO?
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PLEASE DON'T FLIRT WITH ME. YOU ARE WASTINBG YOUR MONEY,
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Posted:Aug 20, 2020 3:06 pm
Last Updated:Aug 20, 2020 3:52 pm
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IF YOU WAANT TO THANK ME FOR THE MORE THAN 700 PRIVATE PIX ON THE PROFILE OR THE MORE THAN 300 DIRTY STORIES OR THE CONNECT THAT I RUN, TIP ME.
MY GANG WOULFDAPPRECIATE IT. aLSO, YOU SHOULD THANK MY BUY LEE GREENWOOD.. THE COUNTRY NEEDS THE SONG AND LE SO LET'S GET TO IT.
LEE IS DONATING THE INCOME (NOT ONLY PROFITS) IF YOU PAY HIM, but THE MONEY also GOES TO BOOTS ON THE GROUND AND IN THE HOSPITALS FIGHTING THE PLAGUE. WHEN IT'S OVER, HE MAY KEEP A LITTLE BUT HE IS A GIVER. i AM proud that he's an American, also supporting us.
i am going to put pix, charts and flags up for lee on the next two blogs.
tell em Toby! "brought to you courtesy, of the RED WHITE AND BLUE.
PLUS MR, KEITH WILL PUT HIS BOOT IN YOUR ASS AND IT WON'T BE PLEASANT,S,
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WZEX BREAKING NEWS FROM DENVER: SEX CAUSES EMERGENCY.
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Posted:Aug 20, 2020 6:07 am
Last Updated:Aug 20, 2020 6:30 am
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WZEX EXCLUSIVELY FROM DENVER, BREAKING NEWS: Sorry for breaking into your regular programming. A dancer from the Queen Pussy P, s Lady of the Evening Review is in a dire emergency. After an evening of elegant evening with a blogger NUDEFRIENDSHERE, SHE AND HER GUEST RETIRED FOR THE EVENING INTO A TOP OF THE WORLD SUITE. THE ROCKIES ARE SO BEAUTIFUL IN THE MORNING AND, AS WELL AS WE ALL KNOW, " JOY COMES IN THE MORNING "BY MY BUDDY MATT ..";AKA ALIVE AND BREATHIN " MAHER.
We will pause to allow you to send under out of the room.
Thank you, Mr. Nudefriendshere is known as a vert aggressive raw hunk in bed. His sheer length and girth arz a problem for most women and men. You know those bi's. REscue girls are working feverishly extricate Mr. Nude from the anal cavity of the unnamed dancer. (you can't put that shire on their air, No shit, shit either) More later from WZEX. (WHISPERING AND LAUGHING: DO YOU MEAN TELL HE GOT THAT MONSTER SUTCK IN HR BUTTHOLE FOR 4 HOURS??)
THE DOCTOR invites a nonfishing weekend at his villa South of France. (or in Estes).
I was shown a large room with low lights and I had a flashback the sixties smelling soft fruity scented candles, and powerful weed. Another strange thing is that the doctor had indicated the appointment would last hours. Wierd.
I made the appointment online so I had never met him. When he walked in, I wondered if he was the pool boy dressed like he was. I did not think he was enough. He introduced himself as Dr. Banning. He sat behind a big desk with his feet up wearing a pair of biking shorts. I must say his package was very hot. Sexy, even. I started getting hard with the smells, the soft music from the sixties, and staring at his cock and balls showing clearly thru his shorts. They could have been in tissue paper. He started with small talk How long had I had ED. Since the cancer operation. Could I get hard or cum? Sometimes, not very often. He wondered out loud if I was worried? I said no, why. Well for everyone like you, I do the same things. He started taking off his clothes. He told get naked too. The first thing is we are going to 69. We, bisexuals, got to stick together. You know that how? 20 of sucking cock That is how I examine you. Then, after we both cum, I won't tell you important stories. Do you have a partner? Yes, he is built like you with a smaller cock He took over a big round couch and we started 69. We both came within a few minutes, swallowed it down, and I just sat in awe of how he made me feel. Story #1. I am guessing you aren't having much sex, right. None since early March. Fucking C19. I am going to give you 5 simple rules. Follow them and you will stay alive and have all the sex you want. I have this down on a piece of card stock but just listen for now. You don't need to take notes. This will fit on a 3x5 card. As a matter of fact, that is what you get. He handed me the card. I OWE MY LIFE TO THE QUEEN MAGIC PUSSY. Here is a simple plan. You do it when you get home, when you visit and when you have company. Every time, the same way. If your boyfriend is coming over, , either both of you take showers or take a shower with him and scrub your cock, balls, and asshole thoroughly. It is fun, too. When you walk in the door, take your clothes off. If you are carrying the bug, it is on your hands or the bottom of your shoes. Wipe them with Clorox, wash your hands and the bug is gone every time, follow the rules and live to fuck as long as you want.
Story # 2 This is important. You and your boyfriend will be invited to a monthly party I have with 4 other professional couples just like me. I am married to a very sexy woman and so are the other guys. I have a place in the wood near here. Safe, secure, warm, and cozy. On the odd months, the last Saturday of the month, we have men for nonfishing or nonhunting. We get there Saturday at noon and there are rules. No clothes from noon Saturday until noon Sunday and if someone wants sex, you must comply. We trust each other, Our expenses are $1,000 apiece a month which is nothing for any of us. On the odd months, it is men. On the even months, it is all of us for a nonbridge tourney. Remember, all naked for 24 hours. If it is nice and warm out, there is some serious fucking outdoors in the pool and sauna. 5 months out of the year, scheduled in advance, one member can invite a guest. It can be for nonfishing (men ) or nonbridge where you must bring a female partner. Excuse me, if I am invited, it has to be nonhunting. No problem. All of us are bisexual and there is some serious fucking all night. There are blonds with huge tits in the nonbridge party and one of them always visits my bedroom at about 3 am with my wife and for about 3 hours. Best night of the year! Last Saturday, it was a nonhunting night. By :30 pm, we were done with the lobster and had all started drinking and working on our boners. I got be spit-roasted first. There is a lot of that. We have sex non-stop for 24 hours. The other 2 guys started their famous mutual rim job. We have a huge shower room like in a locker room and they go in, was each other's butthole well, and proceed to lick each other for an hour. Ever time, lick your buttholes. We had a champagne brunch Sunday and all took showers together. As usual, someone starts pissing, and then we are drinking piss from each other to wind down the party. We have been doing it for 3 . You get hear about the nonbridge party when you come the house. Remember, naked for 24 hours and you can not refuse sex with anyone. You are gonna get the holy fuck screwed out of you. Up for that. My boner is! Ready for duty, sir. We better put him good use before you have go. Now, do you understand the -hour appointment? Yes, so we can suck each other off and then you fuck my asshole and pump me full of your hot come. Hmmm, good idea. Why didn't I think of that?
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"Escape (The Piña …" on Amazon Music Unlimited (ad) "Escape (The Piña Colada Song)"
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Posted:Aug 19, 2020 8:12 pm
Last Updated:Aug 19, 2020 11:53 pm
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I was tired of my lady, we'd been together too long Like a worn-out recording of a favorite song So while she lay there sleepin' I read the paper in bed And in the personal columns, there was this letter I read
If you like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain If you're not into yoga, if you have half a brain If you like making love at midnight in the dunes of the cape Then I'm the love that you've looked for, write to me and escape
I didn't think about my lady, I know that sounds kind of mean But me and my old lady had fallen into the same old dull routine So I wrote to the paper, took out a personal ad And though I'm nobody's poet, I thought it wasn't half bad
Yes, I like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain I'm not much into health food, I am into champagne I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon and cut through all this red tape At a bar called O'Malley's where we'll plan our escape
So I waited with high hopes and she walked in the place I knew her smile in an instant, I knew the curve of her face It was my own lovely lady and she said, "oh, it's you" Then we laughed for a moment and I said, "I never knew"
That you like piña coladas and gettin' caught in the rain And the feel of the ocean and the taste of champagne If you like making love at midnight in the dunes on the cape You're the lady I've looked for, come with me and escape
If you like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain If you're not into yoga, if you have half a brain If you like making love at midnight in the dunes on the cape Then I'm the love that you've looked for, write to me and escape
Yes I like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain I'm not much into health food, I am into champagne I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon and cut through all this red tape At a bar called O'Malley's where we'll plan our escape
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WZEX DATELINE DENVER: RON WHITE ANNOUCES NEW SHOW
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Posted:Aug 19, 2020 6:27 pm
Last Updated:Aug 19, 2020 8:13 pm
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TELL RON WE SHOULD CHANGE THE FDRO BLUE COLLAR
"THE RON WHITE SHOW" BEST COMEDY IN THE BIZ. FUCKING A.
WZEX DENVER+++++BREAKING NEWS
Posted:Aug 19, 2020 2:56 am
Last Updated:Aug 19, 2020 3:01 am
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WE GOT OUR LOCAL REPORTER, LARRY THE CABLE GUY? "HEY BILL, HOW IS HANGING? THAT'S FUNNY RIGHT , I DON'T CARE WHT YOU SAY"
WHISPERING (THE STORY I HEARD IS THAT LARRY IS THE STATION MANAGER'S BROTHER INLAW AND HE LENT THE STATION MANAGER A MILLION DOLLARS,
AND HE IS BLACKMAILING HIM TO GET ON THE AIR IN DENVER. THE WAY LARRRY PUT , "ON THE AR IN DENVEER!)
YOU CAN'T SAY THAT ON MY FUCKING AIR. YOU CAN'T SAY FUCK EITHER. I THINK YOU JUST LOST YOUR LICENSE.
FUCKING LARRY, THE CABLE GUY.
SHOULD LARRY THE CABLE GUY BE ON WZEX?
SHOULD A MONKEY TRY FUCK A FOOTBALL?
SHOULD A BLIND MAN CLIMB EVEREST?
SHOULD YOU FUCK THE QUEEN PUSSY?
SHOULD A CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
SHOULD A CHCKEN LAY AN EGG ON 'S END?
I have a very sexy pussy, I want show you
I have a sexy pussy but I hate your contest
I am gonna fuck the old man
SHOULD WE DO ALL OF THE ABOVE? I LOVE JEFF I LOVE LARRY I LOVE BILL,,,,WHO THE FUCK IS BILL RON WHITE IS THE BEST. ARE WE CHANGING THE NAME? nooooooooooooooooooo OK, SHIT, ALL OF THE ABOVE ANYWAY. DO WE NEED AN AUTHOR AND WRITE TO SAY ALL OF THE OF THE FUCKING ABOVE,
I have a very sexy pussy, I want show you
I have a sexy pussy but I hate your contest
I am gonna fuck the old man
SHOULD WE DO ALL OF THE ABOVE? I LOVE JEFF I LOVE LARRY I LOVE BILL,,,,WHO THE FUCK IS BILL? I LOVE RON CHANGE THE NAME OF "BLUE COLLAR JERKS" TO THE MISTER RON WHITE COMEDY SHOW FOR SURE" I love being naked and exposed for you. Like it? I have a very sexy pussy, I want to show it to you I have a sexy pussy but I hate your contest finger her pussy and butthole. ALL OF THE ABOVE, YOU BET YOUR SWEET ASSHOLE
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