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Im a full time failure with a drooling lisp.

Hey check out my vids on youber tuber. Please!
I need more than 8 views.
And please comment. How can I continue my lie of being a former master guitarist when nobody recognizes me nor comments? My butchering of music is irrelevant. I need something....please.

BTW Im deathly afraid and jealous of Jay and Kelly. Im not capable of anything original. Ever.
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Because Im gay I dedicate this song to my man Frankie
Posted:Jan 31, 2015 10:03 am
Last Updated:Jul 8, 2015 3:10 pm
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Hey, uh
I met him out for buffet on a Friday night
He really got me working up an appetite
He had tattoos up and down his arm
There's nothing more dangerous than a boy with charm
He's a one stop shop, makes the underoos drop
He's a sweet talkin' sugar coated candyman
A sweet talkin' sugar coated candyman

Ooh, yeah, yeah
He took me to the BuffetClub at Hollywood & Vine
We drank Hershey Syrup and we danced all night
We shook the paparazzi for a big surprise (a big surprise)
The gossip tonight will be tomorrow's headlines
He's a one stop shop, makes my anus pop
He's a sweet talkin' sugar coated candyman (ooh yeah)
A sweet talkin' sugar coated candyman

Wash-oob-a-da-dwee-dop-shoo-bop-a-do-a-dwee-dum-bow-ba-bow!
Ba-bow

Hey, yeah
Oh, yeah yeah yeah yeah ohhhhhhh

He's a one stop shop, makes my anus pop
He's a sweet talkin' sugar coated candyman (Oh! )
A sweet talkin' sugar coated candyman

Whoa, yeah
Well, by now I'm getting all bothered and hot
When he kissed my mouth he really hit the spot (yeah! )
He got lips like sugar cane, oh
Good things come for boys who wait

(Tarzan and Jane were swingin' on a vine)
Candyman, candyman
(Sippin' from a bottle of vodka double wine)
Candyman, candyman

(Sweet, sugar, candyman)
He's a one stop, gotcha hot, makin' all the panties drop
(Sweet, sugar, candyman)
He's a one stop, got me hot, makin' my "uh" pop
(Sweet, sugar, candy man)
He's a one stop, get it while it's hot, baby don't stop
(Sweet, sugar)

He got those lips like sugar cane
Good things come for boys who wait
He's a one stop shop with a real big "uh"
He's a sweet talkin' sugar coated candyman
(Say what) a sweet talkin' sugar coated candyman
(Say) a sweet talkin' sugar coated candyman, wooo
A sweet talkin' sugar coated candyman

Heyyy, whoa
Candyman, candyman
Candyman, candyman
Candyman, candyman...

Candyman, candyman
Candyman, Candyman...

Tarzan and Jane were swingin' on a vine
(Tarzan and Jane were swingin' on a vine)
Sippin' from a bottle of vodka double wine
(Sippin' from a bottle of vodka double wine)
Jane lost her grip and a down she fell
(Jane lost her grip and a down she fell)
Squared herself away as she let out a yell
(Squared herself away as she let out a yell)

Me

Frankie. My candy man
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He does! He really really does like meee!
Posted:Oct 11, 2014 5:51 pm
Last Updated:Oct 16, 2014 12:05 pm
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I have this posted on my other blog too!


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My erectile issues have nothing to do with pretending to leave again
Posted:Aug 20, 2014 12:05 pm
Last Updated:Nov 5, 2014 10:53 am
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Stuffing a big black dildo up my gaping ass while watching gay porn!
It gets me exited enough to fill my blow up dolls holes. Frankie is my fav doll btw!
My psychiatrist and psychologist as well as my proctologist say it's not a good thing to do but I love it!
YAY!
For the 1000991 time Im faking leaving to see if I can can head fake Kelly and Jay so I can persue my loneliness of living out my fake life here on this site.
BTW Im not gay I just like other mens penis in my ass and mouth.
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MY LATEST DREAM!
Posted:Apr 14, 2014 5:29 pm
Last Updated:Apr 23, 2014 3:37 am
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I dreamt that all my delusional fantasies were real. I wasnt a fat lonely tub of shit. People talked to me. I wasnt having sex with twenty something men. I didnt have to pay women to have sex with me nor did I have erectile dysfunction.
Also in my dream I wasnt a coward. I didnt piss or shit myself. I wasnt living in mom's closet.
In my dream I no longer spoke with a severe drooling lisp. I had clothes that fit and werent twenty five years old.
I stopped being a jealous self loathing woman and abusing bigot.

Then I woke up and it is all back normal. Im fat lonely and paying a twenty year dude to bang me up the poop chute. Im taking the cash out of the twinkie funds.

Old photo/\

HERE IS SOMETHING NEW VERITAS SEEKERS


Just to show you what a delusional lonely fat tub of untalented shit I am.Here is a snapshot of the last years videos of me butchering other peoples music. Hardly any views. But in my fantasy land I was a rock star. In reality nobody wants to see a lonely obese lisping middle aged man living in his mom's closet make a fool of himself.
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Of course it was all a lie!
Posted:Mar 27, 2014 12:00 pm
Last Updated:Oct 16, 2014 12:03 pm
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Last year April 4th 2013 I posted a big fat lie, like me a big fat liar, that I was done with the site. Done with videos. Same old crap I always spew. Jay and Kelly instantly called me out as being the obese lying fraud. I tried to do my best pretending my post was true. But I am never truthful. LOL!
Hell I even did a few other posts claiming Im done. Over 100 comments claiming Im done. They didnt bite. So being the complete coward and 100% fraud I took down this post.

But this is actually my 100% VERITAS site. This is where I confess. I am a lonely obsessed liar. I hardly work due to my mental issues. I am a paranoid coward. I live in a fantasy world most of the day.(go read my latest post on my alter ego blog) I am attracted to Jay and Kelly but also am jealous and extremely afraid, mostly Jay.
So in case you missed my huge year long ruse or forgot read the words in the picture. Oh and I have a severe erectile dysfunction unless there is gay porn on. Not sure what that means. I used to think it was because it was the fact I was attempting to have sex with women who outweighed me or the fact I had to constantly pretend relatives were "girlfriends."
Like here

or here

And for another photo of VERITAS.
Here is me doing what I usually do.
Worship a certain somebody's big penis

VERITAS continued.Im back to this since my telemarketer job was only a temp position. LOL I was let go sooner than expected. Drooling lisps dont do well, and the staff said I was rubbing myself and staring at them.
Troll time yo!
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SO TRUE!
Posted:Feb 13, 2014 6:32 pm
Last Updated:Mar 27, 2014 11:46 am
5059 Views
This is exactly how it is!

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How did I get so fat you ask? Disability and Twinkies
Posted:Oct 11, 2013 4:57 pm
Last Updated:Dec 30, 2013 7:16 pm
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Well besides from being a lonely lazy forever nonathletic creature hiding in mom's closet I eat four to five boxes of Twinkies a day!

Nom nom nom nom nommmmmm
10-29-13 UPDATE BITCHES
Hey remember all those years of my lies of being a business owner and all that crap of being a CEO ad having loads of cash? Well my disability wasnt renewed so I had to cut my hair to look for a job. I got one doing telemarketing.
I know. Everything I claimed is always a lie. I wasnt a rock star because if you hear my videos it is clear I am below par. I never competed at martial arts because, well, I am a fat lazy coward and that stuff scares the shit out of me. I used to claim the body of a greek god, well of course that never was true. I am obese and weak, before I got all fat I was a scrawny lisping weak nerd.
Now because I am suffering from delusional mental stability I will click on this site, read this(my other profile is up top like the pic says) and respond to myself on the other blog.
BTW I do have a passion for other men's cocks.
Laterz.........
UPDATE 11-16-2013
Yep, I had to go back to a job due to my disability not being renewed. So all those years of claiming to have my own business and being independently wealthy were of course a lie. So? I am a life long lisping nerdy loser. Big deal. So I was outed several times over by Jay and Kelly. hey caught on that my clothes were twenty plus years plus years old. And the fact that I would complain about minimal expenses. I tried to fool folks for a long time. But I couldnt outsmart those two.
Im still at my other blog trying in vain to convince people I am not a total loser, but that isnt easy because I am.
Laterz
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12-7-2013 7 months since I tried to convince you all I left the site.
I cannot believe it has been so long since Jay and Kelly called me out for trying to fool people with another lie of leaving. I never did. Never missed a day. So check out my other blog. You can see I am pulling delusions straight from my droopy fat ass.
The only thing that is an absolute truth. I am more afraid of Jay today then I have ever been. You can read in my comments that I am extremely jealous and lonely.
I passed up the opportunity to meet Jay in person. Three time. I am a fat out of shape never hit anybody but a woman pussy. I know for a fact that Jay would make me look uglier than I already am. I tried to get on his good side by admitting my bisexual lust for him. But he is heterosexual and dosent like men like I do.Well that is all for my update. I have to bicycle to the store and get some pencils for my telemarketing job.
12-11-2013 UPDATE FROM ME. YES I AM STILL PRETENDING TO HAVE LEFT THE SITE.

I was here again today checking out my blog with my snooper profile. I want somebody, anybody other than that meanie Jay to look at my blog.I put up another comment from me to me. It was a doosy of my daily obsession,cowardice and outright delusions.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS COURAGE AND A CURE FOR MY ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION. OH AND BEING ABLE TO TELL MY FAMILY WHAT THEY MAY ALREADY KNOW. I LIKE PENIS MORE THAN VAGINA.
LATERZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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DICKMATIZED
Posted:Sep 28, 2013 12:11 am
Last Updated:Dec 2, 2013 5:34 pm
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Hey y'all Jay was right. Im a liar and a fraud.
Posted:Sep 11, 2013 11:36 pm
Last Updated:Oct 31, 2013 4:14 pm
6292 Views
In case you are wondering....that darn Jay said I was full of shit as soon as I posted my ruse back in April claiming no more posts or videos. But since I have never done anything but lie and if you look at the videos I eat a lot too. I just uploaded two more videos of me destroying other peoples music on 9-23-13. That is 172 days since I proclaimed NO POSTS NO VIDEOS. But as Jay is always first to point out I am a liar and a fraud he again gets the victory of being 100% correct. BTW I sometimes wake up in a cold sweat because I fear him so damm much.
Yeah I gained about thirty pounds, it is why I had to change my profile pic from the shirtless sucking in the gut. I couldnt fool anybody with that. I gain all my weight in the mid section and my chin. I have added a third one.
What do you think? Should I still continue to pretend to have left the site and snoop around with Thatsitalready? Should I still wear a jacket that is clearly too small due to my huge gut? As you can see in the other video the velcro gut buster isnt working, the damm thing is visible under the C.
Well this is another cry for arrention. I am still petrified of Jay. I am getting fatter then I have ever been. And shhh, I left the site. Wink wink.
One more thing. I apologize for butchering other peoples music. And the more I drink the more I think about Jay's big penis.
9-25-13
Here's my new video

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Yep. I still am gone...snooping LOL!
Posted:Aug 16, 2013 4:10 pm
Last Updated:Aug 24, 2013 9:24 pm
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Hey all. As you know I am a cowardly fraud and delusional liar. But that has been established years ago and proven over and over by Kelly and Jay.
Anyhoo...This update is to assure you that I left the site like I said I would in April.
Since my recent snooper profile ThatsitAlready has been outed and I cannot go a day without logging on and checking every site I thought I would put up a profile picture. But Im not here and Im not snooping because I think the ruse is paying off.
Ok then fans. Im off to hide in the fear of reality of life.

possible profile picture

the profile I am wishing them to think I left.
Hey it's August 25 2013. You will see my snooper profile up top of this blog today. Hee, hee. Im still gone. They'll never know I am checking up in my lonely cowardly ways. Hey how many months ago was April?
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No, no. I left the site but here is me at a march for truth.
Posted:Jul 27, 2013 12:38 pm
Last Updated:Aug 13, 2013 12:45 pm
6419 Views
Im not posting because I am still in "I left mode" But to prove I have left here is a picture of me and my new haircut lastweekend at a rally/march

*UPDATE 8-1-13*

Hey all, actually I should have done an update before this one but I got sidetracked in my delusions.
So I will incorporate two updates. Well the last two posts I submitted on my other blog where I just sit and make up shit and talk to my self are related from one day to the next.
I try in vein to convince myself and anybody who reads that stuff that I am not a coward and am some type of martial artist. Thats why I have to write long drawn out rabble wrapped in fantasy tales. There is nothing I can possibly do to prove that I am not bed wetting pants shitting afraid of Jay. Nothing. I figure that if I write a bunch of words describing things that I made up in my lonely head it will make him leave me alone. But he has proven me to be a liar more times then I can remember.
See when I used to not be ashamed to use my own profile(I snoop with one called Thatsitalready) I used to make all these claims I was,could will and would kick Jay's ass. He called my bluff and like I did with Koffla I got scared and made up more excuses then reasonably possible.
So I am a creature of poor habits. I have reverted to the same old attempt of clouding the true issue. I cant fight. I am a fat out of shape cowardly slob. So I write words and words and words to divert from the fact I can and never will be capable of backing my words.
I mean Jay never says anything but meet me. Never makeslong drawn out rambling claims of any fighting prowess. He just says meet me and prove it. But I cant.
So what do you all think? Do you believe me writing words that are proven a lie over and over will convince anybody that I can fight? Or will you all still laugh and call me the pussy I am?
***AUGUST FIFTH 2013***
Hey just in case you read my main profile where I exclaimed several times since April 4th 2013 that I left the site, I am just reassuring you I did. Pay no attention to the 23 comments to myself on the most recent post. Anyhoo, since I am full of shit and an absolute coward I use the snooper profile ThatsItalready to frquent these blogs
Mr800lb_Gorilla
Aldobuster3
[blog LCRDrools13]
TwinkyAldoCrips2
777_SAMHAIN
[blog Jays_BigPenis777] < My fav cause I can look at his weener
[blog Rilla_Rocks]
[blog Rilla4ever]
UPDATE 8-13-2013

Hey gang. Im still gone,mostly, except for snooping with my Thatsit profile. I cannot post on my original blog anymore. Not because of the ruse of leaving but because that mean Jay has put me in a corner so tight I have little room to move my fat ass. My hope is he will stop exposing me as the severely jealous obsessed delusional cowardly fraud.
Maybe he will forget and I can stop pretending to have left. Hiding in fear from my vicious attacks and abhorrent lies is all I can do. I cannot pretend to be a super special fighter in person. LOL! It worked for awhile online but after being called out more than once, my excuses were shown as to what they are. Im a lying frightened pussy.
OK fans. Im not here and you didnt read this.
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New video coming soon
Posted:Nov 30, 2013 7:09 pm
Last Updated:Dec 2, 2013 5:35 pm
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Here is Aldo. I know Im hiding my three chins again because I do have moments of shame.
Anyhoo, check out the snap shot of the video of my butchering somebody else's music. Just when you thought my playing counldnt be any worse...I did it!
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Moms closet
Posted:Oct 14, 2014 12:43 pm
Last Updated:Oct 14, 2014 5:39 pm
4173 Views

Since Im out of the other closet(Im into younger men) should I leave the security of hiding from those I cyber stalk of my mom's closet?
No. Remain a cowardly jealous cyber stalker
Yes, but never take your shirt of in public fatty
No. Remain in delusional closet dwelling fantasy
Yes. Just keep away from schools and parks creepy pedo
No. Cowards never face fears
Yes. Just fix that drooling lisp you cross eyed fool.
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