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Penis enlargement continued
Posted:Jan 30, 2015 8:02 pm
Last Updated:Feb 19, 2015 6:12 pm
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Well folks, a little over two months ago, I started on a program I thought would help enlarge my penis. After only a very short time, like one week or so, I stopped the exercises I outlined because in that short time, I increased the bloodflow into my member pretty well, leading to longer lasting, stronger erections. These seemed to be what my partner had been craving, so I quit trying to make myself larger and just gave up on the exercises. Recently in talking with my main lady friend, she expressed an interest in me gaining some size, not so much in length, but in girth, so I revisited my notes and came up with a regiment that I felt would achieve her desires, and I am going to outline it here for any who are interested.
Let me begin by saying, I don't have a small penis, its just not large either. I have a totally normal sized tool, having an erect length and girth of 6" and 4.5" respectively, or at least, that was the size when I started this new regiment two weeks ago. In two weeks I have gained some small measure of success, and can see that it will continue to work, so wanted to outline it all here. My new measurements are 6.5" and 4.75" respectively after two weeks. This gain seems fairly large in such a short time, and I probably had the potential for that before but couldn't get enough bloodflow going to achieve it. I expect that I will see more girth gains as I go forward than I will see in length, though that will come in time.
First let me say, this takes a huge amount of commitment on the part of the person doing it, so if you aren't ready for a lot of work, don't even start. If like me, you would like to be a bit bigger than normal, then be ready to do these items 5 days a week for 30 to 45 mins a day. don't do more than that though, as you will just hurt your penis and slow your gains down to nothing.
The first item is the jelq, which you do by gaining a 60 to 75% erect penis (do not do this when fully erect) , then form the OK sign with one hand, and being sure to use lubrication, clamp the ok sign about the base of your penis and slowly over 3 to 5 seconds move the grip up the shaft, stopping just before the head. when one hand is half way up, grip the base with the other hand in the same ok gesture, this keeps the blood from escaping the penis. when your first hand reaches the tope of the shaft just below the head, release it and start moving the other hand up. repeat this for 10 to 15 mins a day 5 days a week. it forces more blood into the spongy tissues of the penis, stretching them and causing minor damage. This is how you gain size, the tissues repair the minor damage, increasing the amount of blood they can hold.
This helps for both length and girth, though mostly girth is gained without additional work which is outlined next.
The length of the penis is also determined my how long the support ligaments are. once they reach their maximum potential, you will not get any longer without making the ligaments longer. To do this, you simply have to perform stretches that will make the ligaments tear in minor ways and repair themselves by adding new tissue, just like muscle growth. Grip the penis firmly about an inch below the head, and pull until you feel a good stretch, you should not feel pain, if you do, ease off. First pull to the right and hold the stretch for 30 seconds, then go left, then up towards your belly button, then down towards your feet, and finally straight out from your body. Hold each one for 30 seconds, then rest for 10 before doing the next. Do 4 or 5 sets of these each day for 5 days a week for one week, then go to a full minute after that. I also recommend warming up first and after by wrapping the penis in a hot towel for a couple of minutes. slowly the ligaments will stretch and grow, just like a dancer or cheer leader who works up to a split, it just takes time and effort.
Finally, do Kaegles to improve your PC muscle, to find this muscle, try stopping yourself when urinating. The muscle that does this is your PC muscle, and it helps maintain a strong erection, as well as control over your ejaculations. once you find the right muscle, simply contract it, hold for 5 seconds, then let go. you should do 3 sets of 40 to 50 of these each day, but they can be done at any time, sitting or standing, and nobody will know you are doing them.
Well, that's it. I will post again in a few weeks and let you all know how this is working and what, if any, additional gains I get. Good luck folks.
Update! New measurements as of 2/19/15 Length 7" girth 5"
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Giving in
Posted:Nov 14, 2014 7:12 am
Last Updated:Apr 19, 2024 6:44 pm
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Hi Folks,
Well, I have given in to what I guess you would call peer pressure, or more correctly my desire to be as pleasing as possible to my sexual partners. More and more I am running into women who are not satisfied by an average sized penis. Also, these women, mainly my last 2 girlfriends, had gotten so used to larger dicks that while I was able to please them, they wanted the pain of being stretched out by bigger men. It's sad when you treat a woman with respect, kindness and tenderness, and they leave to be with a guy who treats them like shit so they can have a big dick.
So, that being said, I have begun the exercises that will increase my size and girth over the next couple of months. When I started 2 weeks ago, I measured exactly 6" in length, and 4.5" in girth. After only two weeks I have seen results that lead me to believe that within two months I will reach the size I want. New measurements are 6.5" and 4.75" after only two weeks, so should hit the 8" mark with 5.25 to 5.5 in girth by christmas time or new years.
All that is involved are a couple of exercises that are not very painful, no more than working out at the gym anyway. The first one is the jelq exercise, where you start with a 3/4 erection, make the OK sign with your thumb and first finger, squeeze the base of the penis tightly, then move your fingers up to the head keeping pressure to force the blood into the vessels and repeat with your other hand, like milking a cow. The vessels expand and are slightly damaged, just like muscles in a regular work out, and when they repair themselves they are slightly bigger. These changes are permanent, not temporary so any growth gained stays.
The other methods I am using are the stretch/traction method and the hanging weight method. These are exactly what they sound like, with a limp penis, you clasp it firmly by the head and stretch it out, first upward, then downward, then one side and then the other. By holding the head, you stretch the membranes of the penis and not the skin, elongating the membranes and making them larger. Hold each stretch for 5 mins. The hanging weight method is the only uncomfortable one, and its not really as uncomfortable as it sounds. using a home made devise placed at the head of the penis which uses latex tubing to clasp it just below the rim of the head. once in place, you attach weights to it and stand with your legs slightly apart and let them hang there for 10 minutes at a time. I started with 5 lbs but am up to 10 lbs now. While hanging the weights, I exercise my PE muscles with Keagles. Clinching and relaxing the muscle slowly the whole time I have weights hanging.
The final result is amazing. I know it sounds like torture and a hell of a lot of work, but anything worth while usually is a lot of work, and there is very little discomfort involved. In addition to the increase in size, there has been a very large increase in stamina as well. I can now easily maintain a full, firm erection for more than two hours of sex, and can hold off my orgasms as long as I wish. And when I say two hours, I mean two hours of non stop sex, no breaks, no pauses unless she wants them.
I'll update as I go along and let you know if there are any issues and how my progress goes. Feel free to message me if you want more information on these things guys, or gals for your guys. Just realize, they take time and effort and consistancy, just like a good body building program does.
Take care folks.
Ed
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Site Manipulation
Posted:Oct 31, 2014 10:31 am
Last Updated:Oct 31, 2014 7:08 pm
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Hi Folks, well, after just one week, I am back to gold member status, but I think it is for the last time. You see, I think that I have been duped by VisionPersonals.com. Very shortly after letting my membership expire, I suddenly started getting flirts from people who I have been trying to communicate with for a while with no response. The number of profile views per day went from about 10 to well over 30, was added to a lot of hot lists, and thought, hummmm, maybe I should give it one more shot. Then they sent me a 50% discount offer, so I went for it. That was yesterday, and between then and now, views have dropped way down again, as have flirts and everything else. I now believe that all those things were just a manuver by the site admins to lure me back to full membership.
If things continue in the old pattern, I will be sure of the manipulation, and will go back to being standard again, never to upgrade in the future. We shall see what happens, just wanted to post my displeasure at VisionPersonals.com for using these tactics.
MrEd
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Still around
Posted:Oct 25, 2014 7:11 pm
Last Updated:Oct 25, 2014 8:19 pm
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Hi folks,
Just touching base with those few who read my blog. Have reverted back to standard membership again, find that the perks for paid membership just aren't worth the cost at this time, I may change that down the road, but for now will stay standard.
I've met some great people on this site, and I've met some real losers, but the the good ones keep me hopeful and coming back. I have had a few really awesome experiences, and hope to have more, but at the same time, I am back to looking for "The One" who will complete me again. She might be here, but she most likely isn't.
Anyway, I'll continue to work my blog when I am on, and will share any stories I feel are share worthy. I do have one from a couple months ago that I think will give you all a laugh.
Met this girl in chat, and we talked back and forth for a couple days. Finally, we agreed to a meet, set up a time and place to meet, and away I went. Got ready and headed out, got to the place a little early, so I ordered a drink and sat to wait. The agreed upon time comes and goes, and she isn't there that I can see, so I figured she got cold feet and canceled. I'm about to leave, when I get a tap on the shoulder. I was not prepared for what I saw when I turned around. The woman I was supposed to meet said she was 45, 5'2" and a little extra padding. What I find when I turn around is a 23 year old (maybe), and while she was about 5'2", she was so skinny it was sad, nothing but skin and bone.
Now, I don't know about anyone else, but when I meet someone on here, I expect them to look SOMETHING like thier description and pictures. This girl looked nothing like what she said she was. I don't know if she thought I wouldn't notice, or wouldn't mind she was different from what she said, but man i gotta say, I did notice, and I certainly minded.
I am not at all into , who could be my , at all, and to be honest, toothpicks aren't my thing either. I like my women to at least have some meat under thier skin. This girls arms were smaller than my wrists for goodness sake. Needless to say, I told her I was not interested, and that I suggested she come clean on her profile before meeting anyone else. She seemed genuinly hurt, even though I tried to be kind, and I don't mention her name because she has since deleted her profile.
It did get me thinking though, Have any of you run into this type of situation? if so, how did you react to it? Let me know your thoughts.
Mr. Ed
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Need advice from the Ladies
Posted:Oct 15, 2014 3:28 pm
Last Updated:Oct 15, 2014 4:31 pm
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Hi Ladies, and I am sure some Gents will stop by too. I have a question to ask of you, and need advice on what I might be missing.
I have one lady that visits me rather frequently, and we get along great, and the sex is awesome for me and for her too, though there is one thing she says she would like more of, and I am not sure what more I can do. One of her biggest erogenous zones is her breasts, she goes wild when I play with them, but she say she would like more. Now, the entire time we are making love, I am paying special attention to her breasts, I suckle, kiss, fondle, massage, rub her nipples, nip, tongue and we have even tit humped several times. What more can I possibly do. I have asked her to be specific, but she has turned it into a game of sorts, telling me I have to figure it out on my own, and for the life of me I just can't find it. I've asked if she wanted clamps or suction devices, but she said no that wasn't it, and she is not at all into pain. I am at a loss.
So please, ladies, help me out here, what above my list could I possibly do to her breasts and nipples that I am not doing. I really hope for a good response from this, so come on ladies, teach me!
Thanks in advance,
Mred472
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Testosterone, its important!
Posted:Oct 9, 2014 8:11 pm
Last Updated:Apr 19, 2024 6:44 pm
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Hi Folks, Just wanted to post a quick blog entry about Testosterone, and just how important it is. I ran into a situation a month ago where I was having some sexual disfunction, something I have never experienced before. I went to my doctor and found out my Free Testosterone was way below normal limits.I asked what I could do about it, and rather than hormone replacement therapy which I thought he would suggest, he told me to pick up an herbal supplement called Tongkat Ali. Now, I am an extremely skeptical person about those types of things, so I looked it up on the web. What I found was a lot of hype about it being the herbal Viagra, and some minor mention of how it is reported to stimulate nature free testosterone production in the body.
Hormone replacement is a double edged sword, because though it brings your levels up to normal rapidly, you end up on it for life because the body stops producing it. This supplement increases your normal body production of the hormone, its not a replacement. So, I tried it, and now three weeks later, I am back to normal levels, and back to my sexual function like I haven't been in years. Three nights in a row I was able to perform for more than an hour and a half without a break.
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Wonder what "She'll" think
Posted:Oct 5, 2014 5:18 pm
Last Updated:Oct 5, 2014 6:00 pm
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Been widowed for a little over a year now, and the last years of my marriage were not the best ones we ever had. After the wife passed, I decided the time was ripe for me to explore the wild side so to speak. I have found that I really enjoy the Swinger life style, but I also long for that one person who means everything to me again. I find that I truly miss having a family, and a partner in crime so to speak as a permanent thing in my life.
This leaves me wondering how I will ever reconcile the two sides of me. While I would love to have a wife again, I also like play time with ladies and couples in the lifestyle. I seriously doubt I will find that one woman whom I want to call wife here on VisionPersonals.com, though I do know it is possible. So what happens when I do find her. I have no Idea what to tell her about all this, I mean, I how do you even start that conversation. Hi baby, You know I love you, and want to be with you always, but, I also enjoy nasty play time with other women, sometimes married ones who's husband is also playing.
I figure I will get about 8 words out before she walks away lol. I guess I will just have a choice when the time comes, Play or stay. Oh well, I will just have as much fun until that day comes as I can, then figure it out.
Sorry, just weird random thoughts.
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The bullshit behind "huge penis" adds
Posted:Sep 29, 2014 5:28 pm
Last Updated:Nov 14, 2014 3:20 am
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Ok, I've been around the block a time or two, and I really have to laugh at all the adds you see on the adult sites that promise to make men huge in just a few short weeks. Now as you can see from my pictures, I have an Average penis, in both length and girth, it ain't huge, but it ain't tiny either. Naturally, these adds ignite a spark of interest, especially since so many of the lady's on VisionPersonals.com want 8" or more according to their profiles. So I did some research into it, and not only are most of the adds 100% bullshit, some of these supplements, if taken at the doses suggested, can be down right harmful.
The truth is, there is no such thing as a pill or combo of pills that will make you grow 2 or 3 inches in a short (or long for that matter) period of time. If men see these kind of results, its because they were always capable of erections of this size, just unable for some reason to achieve them. That's like saying there is a pill that will grow your middle finger and only your middle finger by 2 inches.
That being said, there are some benefits from some of these supplements, improved blood flow, natural energy boosts, things of that nature. But to enlarge your penis takes a large amount of time and effort, and no pill will do it. There are exercises you can do to force more blood into the membranes which over time will cause them to expand and therefore add to your size mostly in girth, though some length can be gained also. There is weight therapy which by adding weights to a special harness placed on the penis will slowly, and painfully I would think, add length to the penis while stealing girth. A combination of the two will add both girth and length, but the process takes literally 9 months to a year of daily exercise to see any real results. So guys,. if you really want to make your dick bigger, be ready for a very long, hard road. (pun intended) Me, I think I will stick with my average penis, and while I may not get all the sex I want, I will enjoy the sex I get, and so will the woman who chooses me.
Thanks for reading, and this is just one mans observation, but if you really look into it as I have, you will find the same answers I did. So be satisfied with what you have, or be prepared to sacrifice a LOT of time to change it. Party on people!
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Body Work
Posted:Sep 16, 2014 12:45 pm
Last Updated:Apr 19, 2024 6:44 pm
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Hello Everyone,
Been on a hiatus for a while. Thought I had found the ONE lady for me, but alas, I was wrong. So, back here and looking for fun once again. Tired of putting everything into a relationship, just to have it all be for nothing because of some stupid reason.
Anyway, have trimmed down a little, added some tone to the muscles and feel much younger than my 48 years old. Here is a pic for you to comment on, good or bad, if you feel so inclined. I hope to be meeting some folks again real soon.
Mr. Ed
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Camera Shy
Posted:Apr 3, 2014 12:13 pm
Last Updated:Apr 19, 2024 6:44 pm
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Ok, I just had to share this one. Got a message the other day, asking me why I have no masturbation videos up on my profile. Woman asked if I was camera shy lmfao.
Firstly, if I was camera shy, I would not have any pics up either, and secondly, why would I post any masturbation videos? Women don't want to watch a guy jack off the way a guy wants to watch a woman masturbate. I mean, correct me if I am wrong, but I doubt there are very many women who really want to watch that. That's like the guys who broadcast and just sit playing with themselves, every time I come across that I think "Sure, that's gonna have the women beating down your door! (probably trying to escape lol)"
Anyway, just wanted to share that. told the lady if she really wanted a vid of me doing that, let me know and I would make one and email it to her, otherwise, I will wait till I have something video worthy of posting.
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Question for you ladies
Posted:Mar 28, 2014 12:18 pm
Last Updated:Sep 29, 2014 6:11 pm
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How do you ladies go about picking the guys you are going to sleep with? I ask this because I am somewhat bewildered when I read a woman's profile, and she says she is only looking for attractive, well endowed men, yet she has pictured posted of herself with guys with beer bellies, or just plain heavy guys, sporting 4" members, and it is not just one guy like that, they will have 4 or 5 different ones all about the same. Now, these are good looking women I am talking about, young, toned bodies, firm breasts, that type of thing, societies ideal, though that's not mine. They are women who could probably have any guy they wanted, yet here they are with what seems the exact opposite of what they claim to want.
Meanwhile, here I am, 5'11", 175lbs, well muscled body, not super good looks, but not ugly by any means, regular sized package (pic at bottom), and I have like, no luck ever getting laid lol. I have a good personality, and have a lot of females who are friends, but that is as far as it goes. I mean, not to be too crude but in the year since my wife passed, I have not been able to get laid at all. True, only been trying for 3 months or so, but still, THREE MONTHS, that's 90 days or 2160 hours, or 129600 minutes or 7776000 seconds.... does it show that I really need to get laid? lmao, and no, not gonna go pay for it, am disease free and plan to stay that way.
So, what is it ladies? What makes you really want to jump a guys bones? I hope I get a few responses to this, I really would like to know. anyway, here is that pic.
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Size vs. Foreplay
Posted:Mar 24, 2014 3:36 pm
Last Updated:Mar 25, 2014 9:49 am
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Here is one for the ladies, though I know guys will chime in also. When it comes to sex, which is more important to you, the mans package size, or how much foreplay he does. Would you rather have 10" and very little foreplay, or 5 - 7" and a guy who goes down on you? Being an average sized man (which most are) I am truly curious.
Foreplay Shmoreplay, give me the monster!
Can't I have both?
Size isn't everything if you have a talented tongue!
I like em normal, but hate foreplay.
Keep it in your pants and just eat me!
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Does Size matter?
Posted:Mar 24, 2014 3:25 pm
Last Updated:Sep 29, 2014 6:10 pm
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I see a ton of profiles where they are looking for men with 10" or more, and I just don't get it. Medically, a woman is only at MOST 8" deep, most more like 6", so what is the deal with size? I have an average size package, 6" to 6.5" long, 2" thick at the head, and have never had a woman tell me I was too small. Now, they might have been protecting my feelings, though if you knew the women I am talking about you would not believe that, or it could be that I use enough foreplay that they are at the peak of excitement, but I really think it is just that size really doesn't matter if you are attracted to someone physically, mentally and emotionally. If I am wrong, please tell me, but I believe that if a guy wants to satisfy a woman, then he needs to understand her needs, and usually size isn't one of them. I read somewhere that women can rarely orgasm from penetration alone, and I guess that is true, though I am not sure as I have never tried it that way. I ALWAYS go down on the women I am with, cause I know I love a blowjob, so they probably love a little head also (plus, I just love to eat pussy) and I have never had a woman say not to do that. Anyway, let me know your thoughts, women especially as yours is the opinion that matters lmao.
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