The good night Kiss
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Posted:Nov 10, 2017 5:09 pm
Last Updated:Nov 25, 2017 8:00 am
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| ...... | : One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to kiss each other goodnight at the front door, the guy starts feeling a little amorous. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and smiling, he says to her, "Honey, would you have sex with me?” Horrified, she replies, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!” "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?" he asks, grinning at her. “No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?” "Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!” “No way, it’s just too risky!” “Oh please, please.... love you so much!” “No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can’t!” “Oh yes you can. Please?” “No, no... I just can’t!” “I’m begging you.” Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl’s older sister shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice, she says: “Dad says to go ahead and have sex with him, or I can do it, or if need be, mom says she can come down herself and do it . . . but for God’s sake, tell him to take his hand off the intercom!
Hopping you enjoyed this and have a great weekend.
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Just for a laugh
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Posted:Nov 5, 2017 7:56 pm
Last Updated:Nov 10, 2017 5:12 pm
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| ...... | : A Tennessee farmer got home after a long day of working in the fields, and was feeling mighty horny. He went to his wife and asked her if she felt like a roll in the hay. His wife replied, “No Michael, our will be home from school any minute now.” “So what?” Michael replied. “We can just turn on the dishwasher and he won’t hear a peep.” She replied, “No way Michael,” and that was that. Michael got frustrated and decided to go take a ride on his tractor to let off some steam. By the time their had gotten home, the wife had changed her mind. She asked her to go out to his father and tell him to come home and turn on the dishwasher. The went out and told the farmer what the mother had said. Michael replied, “Tell your mother that it’s too late. I already did the dishes by hand!” LOL!
I wonder if this really happens at times??
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Took a week off
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Posted:Nov 2, 2017 10:47 pm
Last Updated:Nov 4, 2017 4:51 am
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| ...... | : Went to take care of my buddies when he went to art classes . Oh man that he is a hand full . He liked to play in and out all day. Then when he got in the house he wanted to play catch. Then he wanted to go out again to bark at the cat. LOL. My buddy painted me a pic for taking care of his when he was at art classes and bought me a frying pan for taking care of his dog . He knew I liked his new one. I was thrilled with both.
Then when we were talking he said who knew when we got older we both would thrilled with a new frying pan ?? LOL
I would have taken some pics but on the way home The road was covered with snow and no time to stop could not see half a mile ahead of me it was still snowing.
Isn't it funny how are interests change when we get older??
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Muddy Road
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Posted:Oct 23, 2017 10:27 am
Last Updated:Oct 25, 2017 7:26 am
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Sunset , sunrise and the moon . This is what you get to see in Saskatchewan when you try to go down one of those. LOL Sorry you have to tilt your head.
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Ok
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Posted:Mar 15, 2017 9:55 pm
Last Updated:Oct 22, 2017 11:43 am
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I am back missed you guys so much . Have so much to catch up on.
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Happy New Year
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Posted:Dec 29, 2015 11:22 am
Last Updated:Dec 31, 2015 3:33 pm
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Some facts to start the new year.
And a image to start the new year It has stopped snowing.
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Hope your Xmas went great.
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Posted:Dec 27, 2015 6:11 am
Last Updated:Dec 29, 2015 10:54 am
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I really don't need that much info.
This pic relates back to what would have happened if I had got that tattoo.
Don't you think?? Man I get some crazy ideas sometimes.
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Question Of the Day
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Posted:Dec 20, 2015 1:52 pm
Last Updated:Dec 21, 2015 10:58 pm
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What do you think Colonel Sanders is doing at Dunkin Donuts??
All responses welcome.
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