You have the power to make me happy
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Dec 17 11:49 am
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0
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I think of you fondly, if not often.
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Dec 17 11:27 am
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0
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When you’ve got the nudity, you don’t need the personality.
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Nov 28 11:22 am
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1
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Nov 28 2:56 pm
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If only...
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Nov 28 10:55 am
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1
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Nov 28 11:17 am
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You have the power to make me happy
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Nov 26 6:03 am
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3
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Nov 30 9:33 am
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We need to talk!
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Oct 28 2:04 pm
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3
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Nov 17 3:26 pm
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If the distance between us is big enough to measure, it's too big.
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Oct 28 12:11 pm
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1
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Oct 28 3:48 pm
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Communications are greatly improved today ~
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Oct 23 4:43 pm
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2
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Oct 28 3:50 pm
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You need not remember all of me always, but do please think of some of me sometimes.
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Oct 23 4:08 pm
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0
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Even things that are perfect don't usually stay perfect very long.
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Oct 23 4:01 pm
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1
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Oct 23 5:08 pm
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Use soft words and hard arguments.
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Oct 23 3:57 pm
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0
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If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion.
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Oct 23 3:52 pm
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0
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Do you often come to this world, or is this your first time?
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Oct 23 2:19 am
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3
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Oct 28 12:19 pm
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Considering everything, isn't it obvious that sex was never intended to be taken very seriously?
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Oct 22 2:51 pm
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2
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Oct 23 2:12 am
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I hope I get what I want before I stop wanting it.
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Oct 22 2:18 pm
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4
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Oct 23 2:15 am
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Don't wait until I'm gone:
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Oct 22 1:38 pm
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1
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Oct 22 1:46 pm
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What do you do for excitement,
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Oct 22 1:27 pm
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0
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Some of the promises I've made to myself were made under duress.
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Oct 22 9:15 am
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0
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Where can I pin a good-fuck medal?
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Oct 22 9:09 am
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0
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I'd like to get away from everything but you.
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Oct 22 9:05 am
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0
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I'm not what I used to be ~
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Oct 22 8:54 am
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0
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A good first step towards solving almost any problem is to put it into a blowjob.
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Oct 21 8:10 am
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4
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Oct 21 9:12 am
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My bicycle was still where I left it, but somebody had stolen the lock.
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Oct 19 10:39 am
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0
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The only thing that keeps me going is that I've forgotten how to stop.
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Oct 19 7:15 am
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0
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Somehow I find myself here, at the exact spot where time that's going meets time that's cuming.
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Oct 19 6:58 am
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2
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Oct 19 10:31 am
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If we could all hear each other's prayers, God might be relieved of some of his burden.
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Oct 16 4:35 pm
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2
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Oct 19 7:13 am
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Why are people so tense, when there's so much space in the universe to stretch out in?
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Oct 16 11:48 am
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3
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Oct 16 4:32 pm
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I know I'm being fair, when both sides accuse me of unfairness.
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Oct 16 11:36 am
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0
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The secret to solving many problems is to take them one-by-one..
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Oct 16 11:29 am
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3
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Oct 16 4:22 pm
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My mind and heart sometimes give confusing messages, but the call of my hard is always clear.
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Oct 15 5:38 am
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0
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The longer I spend copulating, the harder I find it to copulate.
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Oct 14 5:38 pm
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0
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If you want to keep people happy, you must prevent them from knowing anything better is available.
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Oct 14 5:28 pm
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0
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I'm still here - waiting for someone to penetrate my hard protective shell.
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Oct 14 1:52 pm
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0
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It always helps prove how good it is if you wag your ass and jump and scream.
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Oct 14 10:45 am
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2
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Oct 14 5:34 pm
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The only way to escape temptation may be by going farther into it.
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Oct 9 4:57 pm
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0
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My attempts to eliminate some of my bad habits are meeting with fanatical resistance.
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Oct 9 4:30 pm
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2
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Oct 14 5:26 pm
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Making false statements about your prowess is a crime punishable by the death of our assumptions.
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Oct 8 12:18 pm
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4
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Oct 8 5:13 pm
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I'm not hard to get along with, but sometimes the world just won't cooperate.
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Oct 8 12:09 pm
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0
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Why is it so hard to remember when I last really understood what was going on?
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Oct 8 12:06 pm
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2
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Oct 8 5:06 pm
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Does Heaven accept reservations?
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Oct 8 11:58 am
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0
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You are what you eat,
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Oct 7 12:40 pm
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0
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Shame on me!
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Oct 7 9:29 am
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0
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Outwardly I may appear calm and serious:
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Oct 7 9:09 am
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0
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Try to say it in the fewest possible words,
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Oct 7 9:04 am
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0
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Try not to be any sexier than you have to be.
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Oct 7 9:01 am
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0
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I'd give up Lent to be a fly on the wall!
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Oct 7 8:51 am
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0
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What makes people of my own sex seem normal,
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Oct 6 7:51 pm
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2
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Oct 7 8:32 am
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Isn't there some way to get the wisdom of hindsight in advance?
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Oct 6 6:18 pm
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2
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Oct 7 8:42 am
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How can we ever get back to normal,
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Oct 6 6:09 pm
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2
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Oct 6 7:48 pm
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If life's good, cheer up and enjoy it ~
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Oct 6 5:17 pm
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4
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Oct 6 8:00 pm
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The chief disadvantage of being human
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Oct 6 5:06 pm
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0
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UP is my favorite direction.
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Oct 6 1:28 pm
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0
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As far as you and I are concerned,
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Oct 6 12:48 pm
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0
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You're the best fuck I've seen today ~
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Oct 3 2:22 pm
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4
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Oct 6 1:26 pm
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I disagree with what you say,
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Oct 3 1:57 pm
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1
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Oct 6 12:45 pm
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I've learned my lesson,
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Oct 3 6:23 am
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0
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Love doesn’t make the world go ’round.
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Oct 3 5:35 am
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0
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I wonder how many different shapes they tried,
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Oct 3 4:49 am
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0
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To receive any attention in this world,
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Oct 3 4:41 am
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0
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Why do they keep inventing new things,
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Oct 3 4:35 am
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0
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You can lead a to water ~
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Oct 3 4:28 am
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0
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I've learned my lesson, and will be much more careful in my next life.
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Oct 3 3:55 am
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0
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Some pieces of my life seem to be missing ~
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Oct 3 3:49 am
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0
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My past is fully booked but there are still a few vacancies in my present and future.
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Oct 2 5:08 pm
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2
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Oct 3 5:56 am
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Life becomes much easier, once you get through youth, middle age, and old age.
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Oct 2 5:05 pm
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3
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Oct 3 5:51 am
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I don't see how Heaven can possibly be any better than Earth at its best.
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Oct 2 5:02 pm
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2
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Oct 6 5:01 pm
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In my dream I was doing just what I do normally ~
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Oct 2 4:56 pm
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0
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Machines are becoming more like people,
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Oct 2 4:45 pm
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0
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I don't love most people, but have decided to make an exception in your case.
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Oct 2 4:36 pm
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1
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Oct 2 5:10 pm
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There's only one way to make sure that the guilty get punished:
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Oct 2 4:32 pm
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0
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If you must do what you know is shameful,
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Oct 2 4:23 pm
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0
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It doesn't take long when you know how ~
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Oct 2 4:14 pm
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2
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Oct 3 6:05 am
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I don't like being rubbed the wrong way,
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Oct 1 4:55 pm
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1
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Oct 1 5:14 pm
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I want to reach your mind ~
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Oct 1 2:15 pm
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0
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Does it take more energy to be naughty or to be nice?
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Oct 1 1:58 pm
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2
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Oct 1 2:24 pm
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A good first step towards solving almost any problem is to put it on A F F.
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Oct 1 10:17 am
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1
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Oct 1 10:28 am
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My only significant clue to life's mystery may lie hidden in a brush with destiny.
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Oct 1 8:57 am
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0
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My only significant clue to life's mystery may lie hidden in a brush with destiny.
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Oct 1 8:45 am
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1
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Oct 1 8:56 am
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My arms are aching to hold you ~
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Oct 1 8:22 am
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0
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I have abandoned my search for truth,
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Sep 30 4:02 pm
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1
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Sep 30 4:16 pm
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Everyone has talent:
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Sep 30 3:37 pm
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0
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All I want is a warm bed and a kind word,
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Sep 30 2:08 pm
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2
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Sep 30 3:44 pm
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What kind of night life do you enjoy?
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Sep 30 11:20 am
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0
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The longest list in the world is the list of things that are never going to happen.
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Sep 30 9:10 am
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2
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Sep 30 3:32 pm
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Statistics prove that the average cock is no longer as average as it used to be.
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Sep 30 9:01 am
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7
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Sep 30 3:56 pm
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Why is pleasure so often considered a waste of time,
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Sep 30 8:48 am
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3
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Sep 30 10:51 am
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You can't always tell from facial expression whether a person is having ecstasy or indigestion.
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Sep 30 1:10 am
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1
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Sep 30 8:37 am
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Getting to the top is always an uphill struggle.
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Sep 29 4:37 pm
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2
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Sep 30 8:40 am
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"We must embrace the absurd and go beyond everything we have ever known."
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Sep 29 3:01 pm
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2
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Sep 30 1:00 am
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My body has very insistent needs,
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Sep 29 2:16 pm
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0
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I can face total certainty, and even total uncertainty,
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Sep 29 2:07 pm
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0
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Sometimes the spectators are the best part of the show.
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Sep 29 2:00 pm
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0
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Anyone who has never sneezed has missed one of life's great experiences.
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Sep 28 12:01 pm
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0
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What if my whole life turns out to have been a waste of time?
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Sep 25 7:26 pm
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3
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Sep 30 8:44 am
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In the international cheating competition, I scored eleven out of a possible ten.
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Sep 25 7:22 pm
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2
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Sep 28 11:48 am
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Why is it so hard to find someone who is typical of everyone.
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Sep 25 7:16 pm
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0
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Try to keep a sense of proportion ~
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Sep 25 7:12 pm
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0
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I'm not a failure!
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Sep 25 7:07 pm
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0
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My hope is to get all the way through life without having it cost me anything.
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Sep 25 7:01 pm
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0
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What powerful invisible force makes me want to tickle your toes?
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Sep 25 8:06 am
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0
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