Sexual Innuendo Pickup Lines
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Posted:Aug 21, 2010 5:36 pm
Last Updated:Dec 9, 2012 6:23 pm
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Sexual Innuendo Pickup Lines
-I have a job for you.... but it blows...
-If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?
-I'm Irish (or whatever you are). Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?
-Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.
-I'm leaving this place. Do you want to come?
-Lets skip all the bullshit, lose our inhibitions, and DO what we really came here to do.
-You'll do.
-I'm gonna have sex tonight!!! I'm gonna have sex tonight!!! (With whom?) Depends: What are you doing tonight at around 1?
-I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
-I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
-Let us pretend my pants are France and invade them.
-Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
-Hi. I'm a and I need to bury my bone.
-Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.
-I'm sterile.
-Is that top felt? [No] Would you like it to be?
-Hi, sorry I don't have an opening line but since you have an opening and I have a line�
-I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me out.
-How about we make like Winnie-the-pooh and I get my nose stuck in your honey jar.
-Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.
-Trust me. It will only seem kinky the first time.
-You've been a bad girl. Go to my room.
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VisionPersonals.com = Always Freak'n Frustrating!!!
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Posted:Aug 21, 2010 1:12 pm
Last Updated:Aug 25, 2010 5:40 am
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It sounds so easy. You see that someone is online. So, you click their name and page them. And then you wait while the little arrow spins around telling you to wait while it connects. But the connection is never made. So frustrating!
Is it because I'm a non-paying standard member? Is it because the person got offline, but VisionPersonals.com still says they're on? Is it because they don't want to chat with me? It is just so frustrating!
Any thoughts?
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SEX
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Posted:Aug 20, 2010 3:42 pm
Last Updated:Aug 23, 2010 8:25 pm
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"Sex is more than an act of pleasure, it's the ability to be able to feel so close to a person, so connected, so comfortable that it's almost breathtaking to the point you feel you canít take it. And at this moment you're a part of them."
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Negotiated Infidelity
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Posted:Aug 18, 2010 7:18 pm
Last Updated:Aug 19, 2010 4:59 am
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I just read an article on CNN Living by Shanon Cook entitled, "Sugarbabe favors negotiated infidelity". It's a very seminal concepts. [Yes, the pun was intended.] Google the article and let me know what you thought.
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Fantasy Buzz Words
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Posted:Aug 18, 2010 6:59 pm
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2012 7:11 pm
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We all have certain words that upon hearing them triggers a sexy thought or Fantasy. What words do it for you?
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Paradise By the Dashboard Light
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Posted:Aug 17, 2010 8:21 pm
Last Updated:Aug 18, 2010 3:09 pm
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"Though it's cold and lonley in the deep dark night
I can see paradise by the dashboard light
Paradise by the dashboard light"
What fun have you had in the car? Would you again?
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A Question
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Posted:Aug 17, 2010 2:36 pm
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2012 6:54 pm
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I was asked today if I would give up sex in order to stay thin. Hell no! So, I got to thinking, what would it take for you to give up sex? I'll need to get back to you with my answer. I need to mull it over.
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Gender Swap
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Posted:Aug 17, 2010 2:27 pm
Last Updated:Aug 18, 2010 5:37 am
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If you could change your gender for several hours, what one activity would you like to participate in?
LOL I'd want to pee standing up and walk away leaving the seat up. It must be great fun since so many men do it.
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Best Legs In the World
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Posted:Aug 17, 2010 7:21 am
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2012 7:11 pm
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This pair of legs did it for my father's generation. I can see why.
Who does it for you? Who do you think has the best legs in the world?
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Perfect Size
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Posted:Aug 17, 2010 5:12 am
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2012 7:10 pm
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Without using a manufacturer's bra size, describe the perfect size pair of breasts.
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Sexiest Scene In a Non-Porn Movie
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Posted:Aug 16, 2010 8:10 pm
Last Updated:Aug 17, 2010 5:09 am
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An orgasm scene with Richard Drefuss and Amy Irving. They panned off the actors and only showed them clutching hands through the orgasm.
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No-Fault
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Posted:Aug 16, 2010 2:54 pm
Last Updated:Aug 16, 2010 10:01 pm
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I knew it was probably coming, after all NYS was the lone state not to have it. I'm talking about no-fault divorce. When I saw the headlines this afternoon, I felt relief. Since I joined VisionPersonals.com a couple of years ago, my primary worry was that if I was to ever be in a divorce battle, my membership here could be used against me. Now, with no-fault, I think my husband and his lawyer would be less likely to spend money trying to uncover anything.
Or, I could be wrong.
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To link to this blog (ladyj_1957) use [blog ladyj_1957] in your messages.
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