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Smart Asses
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Posted:May 18, 2014 5:20 am
Last Updated:Jul 25, 2014 4:11 pm
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Two young businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store in the shopping mall. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves and display racks set up.
One said to the other, "I'll bet that any minute now some old person is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling."
Sure enough, just a moment later, a curious senior gentleman walked up to the window, looked around intensely and rapped on the glass. Then in a loud voice asked, "What are you sellin' here?"
One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling ass-holes."
Without skipping a beat, the old timer said, "You must be doing well. Only two left."
Seniors -- don't mess with them. They didn't get old by being stupid.
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Psalm 129
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Posted:May 18, 2014 5:08 am
Last Updated:May 18, 2014 10:19 am
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A priest offered a Nun a lift...
She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.
The priest nearly had an accident.
After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.....
The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'
Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'
Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.
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Not A Photo Copier
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Posted:May 18, 2014 5:03 am
Last Updated:May 18, 2014 10:20 am
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A mother in law said to her 's wife when the baby was born, "I don't mean to be rude but the baby doesn't look anything like my ".
The in law lifted her skirt and said "I don't mean to be rude either, but this is a pussy, not a fuckin' photo-copier".
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I did as a , and again years later. Might again.
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Posted:May 18, 2014 4:55 am
Last Updated:Nov 3, 2014 6:16 pm
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She wanted to see the look on her face, biting her lip as she teased and tugged at her raised nipples. She wanted to watch as her fingers slid inside her panties and made a hot mess of her sex. She wanted to see herself cum, the subtle tremors and sharp inhales, the whimpers and moans, and her hips grinding into her hand….
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??????
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Posted:May 18, 2014 4:51 am
Last Updated:May 12, 2024 9:13 pm
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"... bent a finger to press into me. I pushed him away with my arms, but my hips and pussy were yelling for him to continue. I never clamped my legs closed. I wanted it badly. "
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LOL
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Posted:May 18, 2014 4:29 am
Last Updated:May 18, 2014 4:55 am
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"Thank you for being my friend..........."
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Posted:May 12, 2014 11:42 pm
Last Updated:May 16, 2014 3:10 pm
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I truly appreciate everyone that takes time to comment on my blog or to send an email. Sometimes it is a one time exchange that makes my day or sparks a thought. Sometimes it is a multi-year exchange from someone I have never met (and sadly, probably never will), but whom has listened and learned enough about me to set this gal on an even keel.
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Greatest View
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Posted:May 11, 2014 1:19 pm
Last Updated:May 17, 2014 9:02 pm
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What is the greatest view you have ever seen?
Was it of man, woman, scenery, or other?
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Promises, Promises......
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Posted:May 9, 2014 12:53 am
Last Updated:May 18, 2014 11:13 am
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What is the worst promise broken that you have ever experienced?
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Oral or Vaginal; Which is more intimate?
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Posted:Apr 28, 2014 10:56 pm
Last Updated:May 12, 2014 11:31 pm
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Age old question. I've blogged about it before, here and in another forum. Yet I have been thinking the same thought over and over again the past week or so. And I'm wondering how you feel about this subject. Like me, do you have conflicting thoughts?
Please share.
I find vaginal intercourse to be the most intimate emotional experience I can have with a man, especially if it is face to face and he is looking me in the eye. Maintains the look and adjusts his actions in response to the look on my face.
That said, and there is yet another feeling I have about oral being more intimate. When emotionality is not at play and the sex is more about the physical act of providing carnal pleasure, then I physically find spread my legs open and exposing my orchid to a lovers view to be far more intimate.
This conflicting opinion has always amazed me. What would be the most intimate for you to have a lover do to you? Which is more intimate for you to provide? I wonder if males and females feel differently by gender, or if it is just individual preference?
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A Little Pain is a Good Thing
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Posted:Apr 15, 2014 8:40 am
Last Updated:May 11, 2014 1:09 pm
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And a little more pain is better .
I have on a chain that has a slip knot on each end to lasso my nipples. I have each lasso set nice and tight. In addition, I have on a pair of alligator clamps. Oh, the delightful pain!!
My nipples are rock hard and engorged . They've turned such a dark color. Touching them sends an impulse down to my pussy. It's all connected in some molecular way that is heavenly.
I'm not going to let myself orgasm. I'm holding off. Later, I'll go for a HUGE one.
Sitting here now though, doing the pubic press onto my chair.
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