The Best and Worst Thing About Women (Men Too)
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Posted:Mar 10, 2015 1:59 pm
Last Updated:Mar 26, 2015 4:51 am
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A post from my blog buddy spunkycumfun, Its Womens Day Today inspired me to write this post. Yes TC, I’m straight pimping you… don’t report me to the authorities.  In his post, he asked, what’s the best and worst thing about women (and men too)? My answer:
The best and worst thing for me about women is the same thing; the contentment that having the right one in my life brings. 
For me, that contentment, the feeling that all is right in the world, just seems to happen when I’m in a relationship with the right women… It’s like I fall out of grind mode, every other area of my life just progresses with an easy fluidity. One of the weird side effects of this... women suddenly seem to be coming at me out of the woodwork, (a post for another day).
My question, ladies and gentlemen, do other areas of your life seem to take an upswing, when you are in a good relationship with the right person?
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In Other News…
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Posted:Mar 5, 2015 5:22 pm
Last Updated:Mar 9, 2015 6:03 pm
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A woman was arrested today for masturbating is a public theater while watching 50 Shades of Grey. Her request to be handcuffed, blindfolded and led away by her collar was denied. As well, her requested flogging punishment was also denied. Story at 11.
And now, back to your regularly scheduled lusting
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Girl on Girl
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Posted:Mar 5, 2015 11:04 am
Last Updated:May 5, 2015 9:42 am
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I watched at video a while back called “Why Guys Love Lesbians”. A serious premise put out by the video, on the subject of why guys are attracted to girl on girl porn, when like this:
It’s not that guys are turned on by the thought or sight of two women kissing or performing oral; the high rate of arousal has to do with guys being attracted to and turned on by both women. Kind of like a double horny shot.
Your thoughts
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I'm Gonna Put My size 12 Up Your....
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Posted:Mar 3, 2015 12:38 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2015 11:24 am
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We've all hear that threat... well watch out, because now someone can. 
Coming to a fashionista wardrobe near you?
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Crying After Sex
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Posted:Feb 28, 2015 8:35 am
Last Updated:Jul 11, 2015 10:29 am
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Yes, you read that correctly… crying after sex.
I had an experience with someone I have been intimate with a few times, where it just happened. She is multi-orgasmic, cums quickly and often with everything I do, especially nipples play. On one occasion in the post coitus afterglow, she just started crying. It was a little unnerving to say the least… when I enquired, she said it was just because she was so happy. I’m left wondering how common is this?
Ladies have you even done this?
Gentleman, have you ever experienced this?
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Does Penis Size Matter may be the wrong question!
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Posted:Feb 26, 2015 4:46 pm
Last Updated:Mar 3, 2015 12:12 pm
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Again and again the question comes up; just read another couple of post this week on the issue. This issue has been done to death, but I have something new I came across regarding the question… does penis size matter? Well it appears that it may in fact matter, but not in the way the issue is typically broached. But since we humans try to simplify complex things, so our brains can utilize the information effectively, we often focus on the wrong thing, and therefore ask the wrong questions. Really what we should be contemplating is, “is a particular penis a good match for a particular pussy?
An article on Web MD by Tammy Worth, poses a different question… Does Vagina Size Matter? The article touched on the fact, that just like men worry about Penis size, apparently women worry about Vagina size, particularly after having a baby. Well in 1996 doctors began using a measurement called the pelvic organ prolapse quantification system, as a way of helping doctors see how well they were doing repairing the area after childbirth, and found that the vaginal opening (called the hiatus by Dr. Christopher Tarnay) changed only slightly after childbirth. The measurement was the first before and after measurement of the vaginal opening. From the findings, doctors believe that the increase in the size of the vaginal open is due to muscular weakness or injury in the area. “Women who are able to contract the pelvic floor muscles can increase or decrease the size of the hiatus”. According to Dr. Tarnay, “Increasing pelvic floor muscle tone can reduce looseness.” Wondering how you increase the pelvic floor muscle? Kegel exercises of course! A study performed by the Australian & New Zealand Journal of Obstetrics and Gynecology in 2008, found that women who regularly do Kegel exercises reported greater sexual satisfaction than women who didn’t do them. Makes sense… if a lady has greater elasticity of the vaginal opening where most of the nerve ending are, (clamp down on a smaller penis, and relax and open up with a larger one), there is a greater likelihood they will be in that comfort zone.
But back to the matter at hand; does Vagina Size/Penis Size matter? Every time there is a pole on this (the poles always being about penis size); there some variability in size preference, so it appears it does matter. Penises come in different sizes and shapes, so too do vaginas! Back in the 1960’s Masters and Johnson looked at the length of the vagina, and found that unstimulated the range was 2.75 to 3.25 inches; when aroused, the length range increased to 4.25 to 4.75 inches. In the 1990s, researchers began studying the size of vaginas by casting molds of them, (I’ll spare you the details of how they did this), but they found that the length range was between 2.75 to 6 inches, and the diameter range was between 1 to 2.5 inches. A later study then classified the diversity of vaginal shapes: conical, parallel sides, heart, slug, and pumpkin seed. And the aforementioned molds were made while the ladies were not sexually aroused… during arousal the vagina lengthens, so a 6 inch vagina will get longer, and can accommodate the fabled “Rasputin like” circus side show cock, where as those on the shorter and narrower end of the spectrum, will not. And sure the deviation in cock and vaginal shapes will come into play somehow. So if a lady needs that certain spot inside hit just so, things have to align.
So how does size (pussy or cock) relate to sexual satisfaction? No one seems to know for sure. Every study that has been done on sexual satisfaction, points to things like communication, being in a committed relationship, desire, and other physical and physiological factors as being more important to sexual pleasure. That the big sex organ, (the brain) doing its thing. What is known is what causes discomfort when a cock and pussy meet. This is the main issue that the aforementioned Dr. Tarnay deals with, with his patients. Sexual discomfort, typically occurs when a lady has a prolapse, where the uterus, bladder, or another organ falls out of place, or if the vagina is too short or tight for the penis that is being inserted. So based on the diversity of our physiology, it’s not a one size fits all (or is better) deal when it comes to a cock and pussy dance. For every pot there is a lid, and for every pussy a different perfect cock. Now how do they find each other… there’s a business idea for someone... a modified version of Droit du seigneur if you will.
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Cereal Box
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Posted:Feb 25, 2015 4:50 pm
Last Updated:Feb 26, 2015 7:49 pm
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Ever feel like you have fallen into the cereal box.
Yanno… surrounded by fruit, nuts and flakes?
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The Fifth Virtual Symposium, Warning Signs
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Posted:Feb 21, 2015 6:10 am
Last Updated:Feb 25, 2015 4:54 pm
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There’s nothing like sitting down to write on a subject, and feeling absolutely uninspired. I twist I turn and nothing. Might as well take a trip around the net and see if something motivates me… nope. Some music perhaps…. Pink Floyd – “Us and Them”… hey that would be a good topic… no; this blog post is supposed to be about warning signs.
Maybe in the morning, something will come to me.
Nope…. Writer’s Block, I should have recognized the warning signs earlier:
I can’t make a creative decision, and I keep changing the direction I want to pursue…, serious, no; funny, no; instructional, nope.
I can’t focus on anything, and I know this post is going to blow chunks
I’m too busy entertaining myself with everything else, and have lost my excitement for the topic
I read, and read, and watch and watch and watch, and write nothing but dribble, hoping to come up with something.
WRITERS BLOCK... got it
Do you recognize the warning signs?
Sigh
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Straight Pimping
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Posted:Feb 16, 2015 6:45 pm
Last Updated:Feb 17, 2015 1:29 pm
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The Fifth Virtual Symposium, being run by humorguaranteed is taking place the morning of Feb 22.
The virtual symposium is a simultaneous act of blogging. Here’s how it works: Anybody with a blog on this site is welcome to participate. All choosing to participate will create something – an essay, a cartoon, an erotic story, a memoir, a series of one-line aphorisms, an image collage, a photo montage, a poem, or anything else – relating to topic “Warning Signs.”
Click through to the post Warning Sings Is the Topic for The Fifth Virtual Symposium for all the details.
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7 Ways
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Posted:Feb 16, 2015 4:35 pm
Last Updated:Nov 2, 2015 4:02 pm
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Women react to first site of a new penis
Found this on the web, just had to share it.
1. Confusion
2. Patronizing
3. Inquisitive
4. Funny
5. Bored
6. Ecstatic
7. Netflix
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I May Have Missed My Calling
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Posted:Feb 12, 2015 7:38 pm
Last Updated:Feb 17, 2015 12:14 pm
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Who knew… who knew I could have gone pro with my greatest social skill. When you were younger, social, going out to events, shows and bars with all your single friends, I was the friend you always wanted with you. When you see that girl or guy you want to meet; I go in first, strike up a conversation (I can’t divulge my various techniques)… you slide in, get introduced, join the conversation and I graceful slide out.
I caught a little late afternoon CNN, and they did a segment on online dating. One of the things they talked about was utilizing the services of a professional wingman. I took to the net, and sure enough it exists, there are apps too.
Have you, or would you use the services of a professional wingman.
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