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Posted:May 1, 2009 10:22 am
Last Updated:Sep 5, 2009 11:47 am
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green spilt out into the meadows running into every being filling us up with spirit tumbling the pulsing red life of the earth in the smoke of the firecircle i saw my demons scatter to the skies dissolving into the midnight air there is nothing but the sun the moon in perfect equilibrium unreal yet grounded alone in body, full in spirit love |
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Posted:Apr 16, 2009 10:33 pm
Last Updated:Sep 5, 2009 12:14 pm
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"Nature has her proper interest; and he will know what it is, who believes and feels, that every Thing has a Life of its own, and that we are all one Life." |
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Samuel Taylor Coleridge
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Don't try this at home!
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Posted:Apr 16, 2009 10:25 pm
Last Updated:Sep 5, 2009 12:13 pm
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Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway, shut off the engine and coast into the garage.
I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"
His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the butt and say, 'You as horny as I am?' . . . and, she always acts like she's sound asleep!"
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A Favor
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Posted:Apr 9, 2009 10:40 pm
Last Updated:Apr 16, 2009 10:01 pm
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I know I haven't known you very long and I shouldn't be asking you for this so soon, but I really need it badly.
I haven't had it for a while and I can already feel it going in good and hard and coming out nice and soft.
If you would do this for me no one would ever know.
I am sure you can satisfy my needs and I'd be very grateful if you would.
I am very desperate and I need your help.
You must think by now that I have a lot of nerve but I can feel my tongue wrapping around it and sucking out all the juices until it's very dry.
I am not going to beat around the bush any longer so..
Do you have a piece of gum?
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MASTURBATION POEM
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Posted:Mar 24, 2009 6:45 pm
Last Updated:Apr 8, 2009 10:05 pm
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You don't need to use a condom You don't need a dental dam You don't need to say "I Love You" or "Here's Fifty Dollars, Ma'am." Don't need to spring for dinner, Or wear all that sexy stuff All you need's a set of fingers and a wanker or a muff 'Cause everybody's doin' it, all across the land Masturbators Of America, Give Yourselves A Hand! It's natural, and organic It's easy and it's fun If you don't know how to do it ask your parents how it's done You don't need a special license You don't need a special skill Just unzip and slip your grip between your hips and get a thrill 'Cause everybody's doin' it, and boy does it feel grand, Masturbators of America, Give Yourselves a Hand! (Musical bridge, with lots of suggestive dance moves on the ROCKER'S part. For instance, he does that one bit where you jump backwards on one leg while playing air guitar, except that instead of playing air guitar he's stroking air wanker.) You can do it in the bathroom You can do it in your bed You can do it at a concert while you watch the Grateful Dead You can rub it with some lotion You can stroke it with a cloth Arnold Shwartzenegger pounds it, Michael Jackson jacks it off Your attitude will soften, your horizons will expand. Masturbators of America, Give Yourself a Hand! |
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30 Seconds to Mars
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Posted:Mar 12, 2009 11:25 pm
Last Updated:Jan 28, 2015 5:38 am
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The Story I've been thinking of everything I used to want to be I've been thinking of everything Of me, of you and me
This is the story of my life These are the lies I have created
This is the story of my life These are the lies I have created
I'm in the middle of nothing And it's where I want to be I'm at the bottom of everything And I finally start to leave
This is the story of my life These are the lies I have created
This is the story of my life These are the lies I have created I created
And I swear to god I've found myself In the end
And I swear to god I've found myself In the end
And I swear to god I've found myself In the end (In the end)
And I swear to god I've found myself In the end (In the end, in the end)
This is the story of my life These are the lies I have created
This is the story of my life These are the lies I have created (I created)
This is the story of my life These are the lies I have created |
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The New Secretary
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Posted:Mar 12, 2009 11:15 pm
Last Updated:Apr 8, 2009 9:56 pm
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Two friends meet in the office of one of them, a notorious techno-geek. "Hey, bud, how are ya?" "I'm good. Congratulations, that new secretary of yours is beautiful!" "Well, I'm glad you like her. Believe it or not, she's a robot!" "No way, how could that be?" "Way! She's the latest model from Japan. Lemme tell you how she works. If you squeeze her left tit, she takes dictation. If you squeeze her right tit, she types a letter. And that's not all, she can have sex, too!" "Holy shit! You're kidding, right?" "No, she's something, huh? Tell you what, you can even borrow her." So, his friend takes her into the restroom and is in there with her for a while. Suddenly, he hears him screaming "Eeeeyaaaaa! Heeelp" Ooooooh! Aaaaaaah! eeeeeeeeeaaargghhhh!" The guy says, "Shit! I forgot to tell him her ass is a pencil sharpener!"
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Posted:Mar 10, 2009 10:43 pm
Last Updated:Aug 16, 2013 12:00 am
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"Your life is an island separated from all other islands and continents. Regardless of how many boats you send to other shores or how many ships arrive upon your shores, you yourself are an island separated by its own pains, secluded in its happiness." | Kahlil Gibran
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The Paradox of Our Age
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Posted:Mar 4, 2009 9:59 am
Last Updated:Apr 8, 2009 9:52 pm
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| We have bigger houses but smaller families; More conveniences, but less time; We have more degrees, but less sense; More knowledge, but less judgment; More experts, but more problems; More medicines, but less healthiness; We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet the new neighbor. We build more computers to hold more information to produce more copies than ever but have less communication. We have become long on quantity, but short on quality. These are times of fast foods but slow digestion; Tall man but short character; Steep profits but shallow relationships. It's a time when there is much in the window, but nothing in the room. | |
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| by The Dalai Lama
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