Albuquerque = Flakeville
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Posted:Oct 19, 2015 4:00 pm
Last Updated:May 27, 2024 6:48 am
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I spent a week in Albuquerque for job training and thought I could see what lovely ladies I could meet up with there. Except it didn't happen. Why? Because none decided to show even though I was bending over backwards to make it happen. Now I'm not bashing the women who turned me down because they didn't want a one and done, I get that and I'm that way for the most part. I'm bashing the ones who said they wanted to, said they were down but then made excuses or shut up when it came time to act. The one thing that pisses me off with this site is there's a lot of talk and no fucking action (literally.) And no one seems to have enough common courtesy to tell me "Hey, I changed my mind" or "I can't make it, sorry." I really want to put those people on public blast just to let other guys know not to waste your damn time on them, but that'll get me in trouble. So I will name drop to anyone who PMs me.
This does not apply to all Albuquerque ladies but there's a nice portion of them that give your town a bad name.
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OKCupid
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Posted:Sep 24, 2015 3:52 pm
Last Updated:Oct 15, 2015 9:31 am
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So I got a random message from someone in Cortez on OKCupid. It started off typical-like. What I do, what she does, hobbies and shit like that. Then she asks me if I like fucking. Of course I do. She said she would be DTF for a bill. Immediately turned off but curious what she thought her pussy was worth, I asked how much a bill was. She says a Benjamin.
LOL! I was already mad that she wasted my time with the small talk you make with someone you want to ask out on a date, so I decided to hit back hard and let her fully know what I thought of that:
"So what you're trying to say is you want me to not only spend 3 hours on the road and waste 10 gallons of fuel, you also want me to give you $100 for strange sex? How do I even know your pussy is worth that? Wait, don't answer because I already know: it isn't. Your pussy isn't magical and not worth that kind of time or money."
She hasn't responded yet, but what could she say really?
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Oral Talk
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Posted:Jun 18, 2015 6:45 pm
Last Updated:Jun 25, 2015 3:22 pm
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The only thing I miss about my crazy ass ex was eating her pussy. I was really gun shy about going down for quite sometime after I refused to eat a SMELLY pussy out and had my head forced in that direction. Call it pussy eating PTSD or whatever, but I just couldn't force myself to do it until recently. And I was a pussy eating mother fucker back in the day!
It all started when I was at her house for the third time since we met and I was relaxing in a beanbag chair watching Adventure Time (don't hate, I fucking love that show!) She was in the bathroom taking a shower and taking quite a while about it. Finally, she walks out completely naked to show me she shaved her vagina into a landing strip. I'm one of the few guys that prefer hair to no hair downstairs, FYI. It looked beautiful. Something snapped in me and I told her to come put it in my mouth, she obliged. I felt so turned on as she rode my face , I started masturbating as she squirmed over my active tongue. It was on like Donkey Kong that night, I couldn't get enough. I'd make her cum with my mouth, then my dick and alternating it all evening. If I felt like I was going to cum, I'd pull out and start chowing down again. She loved every minute of it. (I'm sure if you ask her now, she'd say I'm a terrible lay. But they all say that after a bad break up haha.)
Every day after that, I would just randomly pull her pants down and lick her pussy and sometimes ass I felt like I had 5 years of pussy eating to catch up on.
But now, she's gone. She was a total sociopath and I couldn't hack it any longer. But the urge to do some muff diving is still there. Anyone around me willing to let me spend a lot of time downtown on them? AH!. Message me.
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Lying and 'The Trooper'
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Posted:Mar 3, 2015 7:48 pm
Last Updated:Mar 11, 2015 7:25 pm
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I don't understand why some women I've met on here have to lie to me. Especially the ones who know me even a little bit. For one, I will never be mad at or hate a person who is honest with me. I may get upset at the situation, but never the person. Secondly, I have an excellent bullshit detector. I guess my only weakness is I don't call them out on it. Mostly because if it gets to the point they have to flat-out lie to me, I cut all ties and move on.
Case in point, I was at the casino on Valentine's Day with a friend. Male friend, I don't celebrate the holiday very often and there was a drawing to win $5000 going on. I wanted to buy myself the ultimate Valentine's Day gift consisting of a couple rifles and pistols. Anyways, we're walking around trying to kill time before the next drawing and the slots weren't paying out so why waste money, when I see a woman I've hooked up with more than a few times and thought I'd say "hi." We hadn't talked in maybe a month at that point because she never had time to come by and when we made plans, she would always have something "come up" the last 4 times we made them so I was like "fuck it." That and I got a new iPhone and every contact I added to my old one prior to last summer didn't transfer over from the Cloud because I turned off Cloud backups. Anyways, I tried to make small talk and she was making the situation EXTREMELY uncomfortable. I even asked if I could get her number again and maybe hang out sometime. She told me that she was seeing someone and that's when I knew it'd be best to just move on. First of all, if you're seeing someone, why are you in the casino alone on Valentine's Day? Second, if you're seeing someone, why are you still logging onto VisionPersonals.com and OKCupid? Usually, when I start seeing someone, I stop going to these sites. I wouldn't be alone on Valentine's Day either. Anyways, it's in the past now. Her loss, really. I don't know what makes me bring it up after almost a month afterwards either. I just thought about it again today and got the itch to write.
Now that that's out of the way, I present the "Trooper!" I call her that because that's what she is. I meant to write about her last weekend but shit happens.
Anyways, I started talking to a woman from way out in Flagstaff, Az. Thinking that's all that would happen between us, I wasn't expecting doing anything beyond sexting or talking on the phone at first. Then she mentioned something about driving all the way here to spend a weekend with me. Hell yeah, I said, still not sure if she meant it. Hell, even trying to get a woman from Durango or Farmington to come over is like pulling teeth. Anyways, we made plans to spend a 4 day weekend together. I tried to take a couple days off but with 2 employees out for the week, that would have been impossible especially since I'm a supervisor and had to work with one man down on my crew. Sure enough, she shows up on last Thursday as promised and I met her at the Casino in Ignacio. We run to Durango to cash my paycheck and run a few errands to ensure we have the weekend to ourselves with no interruptions. We have dinner at The Irish Embassy and head home. Once there, I give her the grand tour and help her settle in before putting on a movie. We didn't even get passed the opening credits before I'm all over her and making out and sucking her ample tits. We go back to my room and resume making out and undressing each other. She starts sucking my dick and she knew exactly what she was doing down there. It was 99% mouth work with 1% hand work. She was a pro at this. She was also one of very few women who could take me completely in and still be able to lick my balls. My whole body tingled from the sensation and I felt chills all over so much that my teeth were chattering. But she did not skip a beat or stop herself. She kept going and turned me into a writhing, tingling, chilling mess of a man. It was easily one of the best blow jobs I've ever had. The sensation was overwhelming me and I finally had to stop her and pulled her up to me and kissed her passionately. AND I RARELY KISS WOMEN WHO JUST GOT DONE BLOWING ME! Determined to return the favor, I started working her panties off when she stopped me and ran to the bathroom. She informed me that she had started her period that day. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! I exclaimed. But I was so turned on from the blowjob that I didn't care about a little blood. I laid a towel down on the bed and climbed on top of her and eased myself in. I began fucking her nice and deep, though I didn't last very long. Just when I thought my ability to hold back an orgasm was finally getting good, I let loose like a teenage boy on his first time. It was embarrassing. Come to find out after I recovered and took a quick shower, we went to smoke a cigarette, I checked my phone and saw she had sucked my cock non-stop for nearly three hours. It was almost midnight and I had to get up in four hours to go to work. That's why she's the Trooper.
The next day while I was at work, she took my to Durango with her. Otter had a blast because she cannot come to work with me like I want so I only get to spend that kind of time with her on weekends. That night she gave me yet another amazing blowjob complete with the tingles and chills and shakes that lasted nearly two hours. She wanted me to cum so she could swallow me and I tried so hard to force myself to but it wasn't happening. We didn't fuck that night. Her period was in its second day and therefore way more blood. The next day, possibly bummed that mother nature ruined our weekend she went home. I felt like such a douchebag that just sent her on her way after she made me feel like a million bucks and I couldn't return the favor at all. We texted a bit after she got home and I mentioned that I would love to try again after it warms up here in the summer and when she's positive she won't have a period when she's down here. I haven't heard anything since then. Perhaps I shall hit her up tomorrow just to say "hi" and go from there.
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Not Cumming
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Posted:Feb 9, 2015 8:35 pm
Last Updated:Aug 21, 2015 6:00 am
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I've noticed that in the past couple months, I rarely cum when I have sex with one of my ladies. I usually go until I'm completely exhausted and my cock hurts or my lady is worn completely out. I'd consider that a problem, but I can make myself cum easily through masturbation so that part of my body still works. It doesn't matter who I'm with either, condom or not, positions, speed, anything, I can't cum easily. I've been with 6 women since I've started having this "problem" and maybe cum once out of every 4 or 5 sessions. Some of the women take it as a problem with them which I try my hardest to assure them that I did have fun and they did nothing wrong, but I don't think they believe that. I understand how they feel. I feel inadequate if I cannot give my lady at least one orgasm during a session. Anyone experience this and if so, what can I do to give my lady proof that I truly am enjoying being with her or be able to cum more reliably?
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Quitting Smoking
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Posted:Feb 7, 2015 7:58 pm
Last Updated:Feb 8, 2015 11:05 am
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I finally decided I'm truly sick of smoking and got myself a vaporizer. Yeah, just as bad probably, but since I've gotten it I've gone from a pack a day to one cigarette when I wake up and maybe 3-4 throughout the day. Everyone at work is starting to get them and it's helping them smoke/chew less so I jumped on the band wagon. I find myself less able to do the shit I love to do like hiking or running and want to get back in decent health.
I also shaved my beard off so I'm a babyfaced boy instead of a man. That should change in a month or so when it grows back.
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Football
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Posted:Feb 1, 2015 3:25 pm
Last Updated:Feb 3, 2015 4:39 am
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The one thing I love about Super Bowl Sunday is being able to go shopping and not have to deal with the horde of idiots that are usually out and about. They're all too busy screaming at their TVs at home or some bar. Unfortunately, I have to deal with "Who's winning" questions from the clerks who happen to be working at the time. I have to explain to them that I don't even know or care who's playing. That usually gets looks from people. The same look you would give someone if they came up to you out of nowhere and told you that their farts smell like the inside of their butt.
Football is extremely boring to me. And I could never get the almost fanatical devotion some people have to the game. I find it to be a huge waste of time and money. And before some of you go "Hurr durr, u probably suked at football in hi skool!" I'll let you know that I can't even tell you if you're right or wrong. I never tried playing it beyond tossing one around with some buddies or playing a game over in Iraq to pass the time. I played and still play hockey. I don't even have that strong of a devotion to that game either. I'll watch 2-3 games a month and maybe the Stanley Cup Finals.
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What a crazy few weeks.
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Posted:Jan 9, 2015 6:29 pm
Last Updated:Apr 14, 2015 8:16 pm
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Ok, so two days after that one chick from Farmington ditched me for this other dude, she texts me again. It's about how he basically fucked her and left her. Good, maybe that'll set her ass straight, I thought. So I decided to give her another shot. We talk a lot back and forth while I'm at work and trying to make plans to see each other. We see each other a few times but no sex because she tells me the IUD she was on was fucking with her lady parts and she hates using condoms and that I'd have to wait 8 weeks before I can have sex. No problem, she gives decent enough head and since the word "relationship" isn't being used because she isn't "ready." Not thinking much into it, I'm cool with it because she is fun to hang out with.
Anyways, asks me to come chill with her this past Sunday while she's at work and bored. OK, cool. I was heading that way anyways. She also asks me to stop by her mom's and pick up the recycling to drop off since it won't fit in her car. Being the nice guy I am, I do it. We chill until she gets off then hit up Petco to buy crickets for her lizards and some for my new tarantula I got for Christmas. Then we part our ways. She texts me that I'm a sweet guy and she had a lot of fun with me and asks if I can keep her company this Saturday while her are at the doctor. I agree. Everything is hunky dory, or so I thought. She tells me Wednesday that she has to tell me something and hopes I won't get mad.
Oh boy, here it comes. I'm thinking something along the lines of she's not getting a new IUD until much later or something dumb like that. Nope. That exact same guy that fucked her and left her wants back in. And like a dumbass, she agreed because "she's liked him since forever." Yeah, I'm pretty pissed because how can someone be so stupid? I tell her that I'm pissed that all the time I spent with her and all the nice shit I did for her meant nothing when she decided to basically tell me to fuck off. Thinking it to be some grand consolation prize, she asks if I'd still be friends. Seriously? My friends are my friends because they don't pull shit like this. My time and money is far too valuable to be wasted on someone who doesn't appreciate it.
I never hear back from her so I think it's done and over with. Then this morning I get a text from a 505 area code (I deleted her contact because I had no intention of talking again) asking if I was still going to hang out with her tomorrow morning so we could talk.
Are you fucking kidding me, I reply, what is there to talk about? You ditched me twice for the same guy who obviously doesn't give two shits about you or else you wouldn't be asking to talk to me now.
Please, it's important.
I have plans tomorrow, so say what you gotta say then leave me be.
She says she's sorry for what she did and once again the guy is gone because all he wanted was pussy but (according to her) didn't get any due to her not being on birth control.
So how is this my problem? You made your choice, you have to live with it now. It would take a miracle to get me to even consider giving you anymore of my time. So convince me that I should.
She says she'd rather tell me in person.
Not good enough, that would waste at least 2 hours and a quarter tank of gas.
She asks if she can meet me at my place.
Nope, not going to be home all day. I have shit to take care of.
She asks if she can meet me where I'm going to be.
Sure, if you can find me. But why would I tell you that?
She says its something I will like.
Unless you're handing me 10 million dollars in cash, I probably won't like anything from you after what you pulled. Tell you what, I'll be in Farmington. Good luck tracking me down. I have to go back to work.
OK...
I haven't heard anything since, and I do have to be in Farmington tomorrow so we shall see if she's crazy/dedicated enough to actually find me.
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Condoms
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Posted:Dec 20, 2014 3:24 pm
Last Updated:Jan 4, 2015 7:34 pm
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So I have a hookup tomorrow with a new lady who's attending Ft Lewis and on winter break. I'm out of condoms so I throw a box of Magnums in my cart at City Market while I'm doing some grocery shopping in Pagosa. They're in a plastic lock box, which is weird for me. I don't really give it a second thought until I get to the self check out. I never wait in line for a checker and I bag my groceries in a manner that makes it easy for me to stock in my cupboards and such.
Anyways, it comes time to scan the condoms and I'm like "shit..." so I flag the girl ensuring people don't steal shit and fixes the self checkouts and hand her the box. She looks at it, then looks at me half curious, half embarrassed. I laugh and say "I know. I'm not embarrassed about what I do and don't need to steal them so people won't make those faces at me when I buy them." She goes and unlocks the box and hands the condoms back to me unable to make eye contact.
Seriously? Why be embarrassed about buying or selling condoms? People have sex, and have been doing it since the dawn of man. Why do we treat it like taboo?
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My Happiness is Paramount.
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Posted:Dec 19, 2014 7:20 pm
Last Updated:Mar 4, 2015 4:42 am
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The title is a statement that has ended a few of my relationships in my late 20s and early 30s. The latest instance of it was nearly 2 weeks ago. I met someone in Farmington and we hit it off right away. We spent the whole weekend together acting like teenagers, the sex was great. Then Monday rolls around and I have to go back to work, but we text throughout the day. That evening, she goes silent. No big deal, she has so she's taking care of them I thought. Tuesday morning comes and she tells me she hooked up the night before with a guy she's had a crush on since forever. I'm cool with it, we've made no commitment to being exclusive. Then she tells me that she's going to start dating him and if I could keep myself available just in case it doesn't work out. I said "no promises."
"Why not?"
"Because my happiness is paramount."
"What does that mean?"
"It means sitting around waiting for you won't make me happy, it'll make me hate you the longer you take."
"Can we at least be friends?"
"No, that won't make me happy either."
"Why?"
"Because I'm always going to remember you for the sex, not being a friend. It'll only get you in trouble with your boyfriend."
"Well fine, I was going to say I'd give you first shot at me if this doesn't work out but now I'm not."
"Meh, I'm sure I'll survive."
"Whatever, leave me alone."
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Are You A Woman Over 40?
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Posted:Dec 5, 2014 2:58 pm
Last Updated:Dec 11, 2014 6:48 pm
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I've been with women older than me before, but no more than a few years older. I'd really love to get someone over 40. The older, the better.
Not because of some ego boost that I need, or I have feelings for my mom or anything stupid and gross like that. It's something I've never done and I want to try, I feel I can learn a lot from a woman with experience. I've tried talking to a few women around my area that fit the criteria but so far all I've gotten is no replies. If any of my readers fit the criteria and would be willing to set something up (I do travel a lot and I would take time off work for this for the right woman) please feel free to PM me.
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You Know What I Hate?
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Posted:Nov 28, 2014 7:36 pm
Last Updated:Nov 30, 2014 6:01 pm
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Making plans with someone almost a week ago for a hookup tonight and they flake out at the last second.
Look, I understand shit happens. But when this is the third time this has happened with the same person, I obviously get upset. And it's never a "Hey, I had some shit come up" courtesy text/call, I won't get mad over that. It's that I have to ask the evening of "Hey, what time are you going to be here because I'm going to get ready for you" to get "I can't make it, I'm tired." or some excuse like that. That pisses me off.
It makes it extremely difficult to want to make future plans with that person, especially when I could be doing something with someone else or hanging out with friends.
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