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My blog has undergone several name-changes in the past, but I think I shall settle on this one.

This blog is a small representation of what I am all about. A close and trusted friend (and confidant) has called me "enigmatic"... perhaps because I am a woman with many secrets. My life is not an open book, for all to read, so instead you will have to make do with my blog.



It is representative of the journey I am currently undertaking. My journey is called "Life", and I think we are all travelling this journey... it is our destinations, and how we are to get there that differ.

♥♥ Thank you for joining me on mine ♥♥
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A bra is just a bra... isn't it?
Posted:Jul 28, 2005 12:27 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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Lingerie, and bras in particular, have become a hot topic of conversation in the Euro Hot Tub lately. Some of the ladies in the Tub have the misfortune of not being able to get their hands on some decent lingerie, either due to geographical location and/or due to the size of their breasts and what's available locally. I have always had a "thing" for lingerie, and I think my husband was also initially attracted to my collection, especially when I was wearing it.

As the years have passed by, I've worn a multitude of styles and sizes. Pregnancy has a tendency to increase the size of a woman's bust (much to many a soon-to-be dad's delight!!), and bras for these occasions tend to be more support and less for titillation (hhhmmm, was that word invented by a man, I wonder??). Then the baby arrives, and suddenly those sources of pleasure for dad become sources of nourishment for Junior. I'm pretty sure my husband was secretly thrilled when he could have his "toys" back...

Now Junior is growing up fast, and I'm back to titillating. I love shopping for bras (and sometimes the matching panties), but I have to be in the right mood, and it has to be the right one. I don't just buy them for the sake of adding them to my collection. I buy them with existing outfits in mind... I buy them, conscious that my husband will be unwrapping me, and that I want to see that gleam in his eye as he spots the frothy creation I am wearing underneath.

Fortunately, bras in my size are made to be pretty, and not just utilitarian. I can't imagine how any man would get excited by some of the very unexciting "over-shoulder-boulder-holders" I have seen... and I do thank the gods that my breasts are D cups and not bigger!! I always think of the "more than a handful is a waste" some men talk about (although there are those who say that more than a mouthful is a waste too!!).

And this has all made me realise, that no... a bra is more than just a item of clothing, a means of support. It's so much more... and I love mine!!!
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Shy...
Posted:Jul 25, 2005 12:29 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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My dad always told me that men don't like girls who chase them. As the years have gone by, I've wondered about that. What do I do if the man I like is shy? Do I sit there and wait (perhaps forever) for him to make the first move... or do I ignore my dad's words of wisdom and give the man a little push start in the right direction?

I'd love to hear what the A F F world has to say about this conundrum...
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What is it about a man in a suit and tie???
Posted:Jul 24, 2005 7:57 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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Something that turns me on in a serious way is a man wearing a suit and tie. I can't tell you what it is, but when I see a sexy guy, dressed for a day in the city, my mouth starts to water.

In my imagination, I'm sliding that jacket off his shoulders, letting it drop to the floor. His lips are locked on mine as my fingers frantically undo the knot of his tie. As his tie lands on his jacket, I'm reaching for the buttons on his shirt. Our mouths are still licking and sucking, tasting, sipping, biting...

I feel his chest hair graze my fingers as I slide my fingers down the front of his shirt, sliding the buttons out of their holes. My hands reach for his belt as he shrugs out of the shirt, and it floats to the floor as the zipper runs gently down...

My hands gently caress him and I hear his breath snicker as I take him in hand, feeling his hard, silky strength... mmmmmm.....
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A bra for every occasion...
Posted:Jul 24, 2005 7:04 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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As you can see, I have an enticing collection of bras... and I love finding new ones. Every morning, as I dress, I look into the drawer, and decide which one I shall wear that day.

I have a red one for passion... worn under a blouse of Christmas red. You may get a peek of it when I'm wearing one of my new, rather low-cut tops...

I have a black one for teasing... worn under a sheer black blouse. Can you see the pink flowers as they caress and tease my nipples?

I have a blue one... worn under a white cotton shirt. The pale blue gives a hint of what lies beneath, and the white ribbon at the front beckons to your fingers... come... undo me.

I have a mint green one... worn under a shirt of brown. You don't know I'm wearing it, unless I tempt you by sliding a shoulder down, to reveal the strap, lying on my pale, milky skin.

And then, of course... there is the one you like best of all... my invisible bra... worn each night, as we go to bed. It clings to my curves, showing my nipples at their best...

... all just for you!!
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And the rain came down...
Posted:Jul 24, 2005 2:59 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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It was early morning...

She lay in the bed, listening to the drip-drip-dripping of the rain, as it clung to the edge of the roof, and then once it was too fat and heavy, the drop would hurtle to the ground, and make that drip-drip-dripping sound. As she lay there, her mind became hypnotised by the drip-drip-dripping, and she closed her eyes.

Her mind wandered off...

She lay in the bed, listening to his breathing as he slept. She smiled as she remembered how different his breathing had been just hours before. His pants and groans of passion, mixing in with hers. The rhythmn of their passion, as they both reached that place, where they were clinging to the edge and then suddenly hurtling through space, in freefall. As they lay there, his breathing slowed and she closed her eyes.

She lay in the bed... and the rain came down.
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What was I so worried about???
Posted:Jul 9, 2005 3:28 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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The past few weeks have been filled with plenty of excitement... I finally got to meet some of my fellow Euro Tub buddies... and had a wonderful time! I was always a little afraid of meeting them... afraid of what they would make of me... how dumb can one girl be???

Here's hoping that there will be many more happy moments, laughing over Tub jokes, chatting about people we know and just getting to know one another even better.
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My new motto...
Posted:May 8, 2005 10:36 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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Surviving & living your life successfully requires courage.

The goals & dreams you're seeking require courage & risk taking.

Learn from the turtle, it only makes progress when it sticks out its neck.

Unknown
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Am I a fish...?
Posted:May 5, 2005 1:53 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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I wonder this as I sit and read your email. For the 50th time... and I wonder if I have just been fed a line or two.

And as I wonder, I think have I been gullible in swallowing them... hook, line and sinker? You say one thing to me, but then your actions contradict you completely.

So, forgive me, when you drop me a line again, if I swim away...
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Apples & Grapes
Posted:May 5, 2005 7:10 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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Women

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.

Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.......

The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.


Now Men....

Men are like a fine wine.

They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the sh1t out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
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Are fruit and sex a good combination?
Posted:Apr 28, 2005 11:39 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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This morning, whilst nibbling on my breakfast, I checked my A F F mail and found I had an email from a man asking me if I'd be interested in cam-to-cam fun. When he gets my auto brush-off, he'll soon discover that the answer to that question would be "no". However... I digress.

It was one part of his email that nearly had me choking on my cornflakes!! Apparently this man uses a melon to masturbate ... and "would I like to watch"?????

Now, call me naive if you must, but how the hell does one use a melon to stimulate your spunky monkey? I know that fruit can add another dimension to sex (think 9 1/2 Weeks, etc.), but A MELON???

I believe that you learn something new every day, so please, your comments on this would be most welcome!

Update:- The message below appeared below the blog, but yet comments are allowed to be posted!! I'm confused now!! I had no idea saying "how the hell" was taken as bad language , nor did I realise I was soliciting! (Guys, this is NOT an invitation to show me what you'd do with your melon.. ). As for human error... the man telling me he masturbates with the melon was my idea of too much personal information!!!

**Your post has been denied (e.g., short, bad languages, solicitation, personal information and human error). Update your post for re-approval.**
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My life as a Euro Tubber...
Posted:Apr 27, 2005 3:39 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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I've been a member, off and on, since July last year. In December, I ventured back, posted a new profile and waited. Emails trickled in, some nice, and some, quite frankly, DISGUSTING!!

Over the festive season, I explored the site a bit more, and found myself on the Chat page. All these places to visit... where would I start? I tried the UK Room first, but it wasn't to my taste. I peeked around the door of the Cybersex Room, but the conversation in there made your head spin, the text was moving so fast. I left with a headache

I dipped my toe in the Hot Tub... but found it too bland. So, all that was left to me was the Euro Hot Tub.

I entered... and immediately noticed the friendly banter. These people knew one another, that much was evident from the chat. From Amsterdam there was Coffee and her wacky-backy sisters, Erik Claw-shaped Bloodyaxe, my long-lost sister (and fellow Viking Goddess) Leyn, Ho-hum Chris, hockey-mad EE, Dutch gentleman Pete, Greek Goddess Papy, and my favourite German teacher, Passion... the list was endless. "Hello" someone said (I forget who). "Hej" I said back... and that was it... I was home.

Since those days in early January, I've got to know all those people just a little bit more. Most of them are on my "Must Sex Now" chat list too, and we are very careful and always make sure we use condoms when we chat!!

More names have been added to my list of new frienda, and they all have a special place in my heart. Thank you all for making my time is the Euro Hot Tub such an enjoyable one. I think of you all as my friends... I talk about you as if we've really met, and we're not just "cyber pals". Your joys are my joys, and your sorrows are my sorrows too. And when I have known joy and sorrow, you have been there, lending me your cyber-shoulders to laugh or cry on.

So that is just a small taste of my life as a Euro Tubber... come and join us... who knows, you may even become one of us

(For some reason this post was denied in its original form... have no idea why... so names have been changed to protect identities )
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Smile....
Posted:Apr 27, 2005 3:19 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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and the world smiles with you

Cry... and you cry alone

(I can personally recommend "blog therapy"... just thinking about what I want to write, helps me sort through the thoughts I have running through my head. At this rate I'll be myself again in no time!!)
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A woman's "Ode to Life"
Posted:Apr 27, 2005 5:35 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, glass of wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO, what a ride!!"
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